#twst demon mc aka great ancestor

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *a demon and has horns almost similar to Malleus's*

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Great ancestor?

MC: Dude, wtf?

Malleus: *introducing them to Lilia*

Lilia: ...

Lilia: Your great ancestor?

MC: I'M NOT THAT OLD! AND I'M NOT HIS ANCESTOOOOR!!!

Malleus: ...

Lilia: ...

Lilia: I understand. It's hard to accept that you've reached that age. I'm like that sometimes.

MC: *dumbfounded*

Malleus: Let's go now, great ancestor. Grandmother has prepared a feast for you.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: Are you sure this is the school you'll be spending a few years on?

MC: Because I could already tell this is just a whole circus with a crow moron.

Crowley: Wha— Excuse me? And who is this Mr. Draconia?

Malleus: *smiles* My great ancestor.

Crowley: Your great ancesto— Huh. Though I see the resemblance, they're completely disrespectful.

MC: You're a joke. Why would I respect you?

Crowley: *gasped*

Malleus: Great ancestor, the Orientation is about to start.

MC: Is it already? Tch. *snaps their fingers*

Crowley: Excuse me! We're not done here! No one has disrespected me like th— Huh? What's this? My feet won't move!

Azul: The headmage is late. Shall we start without him?

Kalim: Um. Jamil just told me that Headmage Crowley has his feet stuck on the ground and he couldn't move.

Riddle: What? Are you serious right now?

Idia: Update: Headmage would be here in a few seconds in 3...2...

Crowley: *slams the door open* MR. DRACONIA!!!!! TO MY OFFICE! NO—

*and he disappears*

The students: Huh?

Leona: That didn't seem intentional.

Lilia: Great ancestor...

MC: What? He was being noisy.

Crowley: *appears again, much calmer this time* Mr. Draconia and his ancestor... Please. Come to my office at your earliest convenience.

MC: Huh. Fool.

Malleus: *who already fell asleep and his head resting on their shoulder*

Silver and Lilia: *sigh*

[harunayuuka2060]

Diasomnia student A: Is there something we could do to appease you?

Diasomnia student B: Please tell us, great ancestor. Lord Malleus has entrusted you to us.

MC: Ha! What? Do you think I'm some kind of child you can babysit?

Diasomnia student A: N-No... We're not saying that—

MC: Don't quaver. That's disgusting.

Diasomnia student A: ...

Diasomnia student A and B: Yes, great ancestor!

MC: Now, if you really want to appease me, drag that blue bird here.

Diasomnia student B: The headmage?

MC: Don't call that piece of shit a headmage.

Diasomnia student B: ...

Diasomnia student A and B: Then we'll bring the blue bird to you, great ancestor.

MC: *correcting them* DRAG.

Diasomnia student A and B: Yes, great ancestor!

Crowley: What may be the problem this time—

MC: *threatens him with a fire in their hand*

Crowley: I'll be happy to assist you!

MC: Good. And that's the last thing I'll compliment you for.

Crowley: Um...

MC: I'm sending you to hell.

Crowley: What—

*and he disappears*

Diasomnia students: ...

MC: Ah... Much better.

Lilia: Great ancestor, where did you send him?

MC: Hell?

Lilia: You killed him?!

MC: *rolls eyes* Do I look like a murderer to you?

Lilia: ...

Silver: Great ancestor, whatever your reason is, who will take in charge with the whole NRC now?

Malleus: Isn't it obvious, Silver? My great ancestor will.

[harunayuuka2060]

Lilia: Isn't it too early for you to drink alcohol, great ancestor?

MC: *pours some wine in a coffee mug* *while looking at him straight on the face*

MC: No. *takes a sip*

Lilia: ...

Malleus: Great ancestor! *becomes immediately attached to them* *has been following them around*

MC: I just caged you. What are you doing here?

Malleus: *smiles* I destroyed it.

Lilia: ...

Lilia: Pft—

MC: *looks displeased* *snaps their fingers and Malleus disappeared*

Malleus: *coming back seconds after* Great ancestor, would you please stop sending me to bed? *pouts*

MC: Dude, I've had enough of you. I only want to enjoy my wine in a coffee mug. *takes a hard sip*

Malleus, Silver, and Lilia: *receiving an invitation letter to study in Night Raven College*

MC: What's that?

Silver: It's an invitation to study in one of the prestigious schools in Twisted Wonderland.

MC: Ah. Psh. Lame.

Lilia: Have you ever attended a school before, great ancestor?

MC: Yeah. Though I usually burn them. Never had patience with teachers.

Lilia and Silver: ...

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *slowly turns his head at Lilia*

Malleus: I could've done that?

Lilia: Malleus, no.

[harunayuuka2060]

Malleus: *tries his uniform on* What do you think, great ancestor?

MC: *looks at him up and down then up again*

MC: You look like an angel.

MC: Disgusting.

Lilia: *laughing* Great ancestor... Why are you always like this?

Silver: I think it doesn't matter. Malleus likes their compliment.

Malleus: *his dragon tail wagging*

Lilia: Malleus? The carriage is here.

Malleus: *hugging MC's arm*

MC: ...

MC: What?

Malleus: You're going with us.

MC: No.

Malleus: I'm not going to that school if you don't.

MC: And why do I need to go, kid?

Malleus: Because you're my great ancestor. And ancestors always guide their descendants.

MC: ...

MC: I'll guide you in your downfall. You want that?

Malleus: *nods*

MC: You stupid shit.

Lilia: Pft— *knows that MC is getting soft on him*