#twst imagine
underqualified-human · 2 months
*? Yuu Au*
Azul makes a presentation titled "Things we know about Yuu" to show during a dorm leader meeting and it's one slide that just "Their name is Yuu [possibly]"
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This is what you see when Malleus is jealous.
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And this.... This is what everyone else sees when Malleus is jealous.
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Maybe a small difference?
Btw, it's a wonder that NRC is still there, because at the beginning of your relationship, Malleus was jealous at least once a week.
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cupids-chamber · 3 months
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Ruggie: You like Leona?
Y/n: Yes.. thoughts?
Ruggie: And prayers, girl what
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scho3nheit · 2 months
Azul: *seductively takes off glasses*
Azul: Wow...
Y/n, blushing: Haha... what?
Azul: You're really fucking blurry.
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equestriagirl16 · 4 months
-it’s parents day or something-
Random student: So MC, when’s your mom coming in?
MC: Um-well, I kinda got thrown into this world by myself ya know.
Random student: Oh how sad, looks like she’s gonna be a no show this year huh?
MC: *tearing up* It’s not like I even have choice!
Random student: Aweee does someone miss their mommy, that is if you even have one to *punch* -AACK!
MC: !
Deuce: You must have a death wish if you think you can talk to them like that. What kinda smug bastard shames someone longing for a mother?!
Random student: *scurries away*
Deuce: Don’t ever let me catch spewing that shit agai-
MC: *hugs* Thanks..
Deuce: *calmed down* ..Don’t mention it
Ms. Spade: Oh it’s so wonderful to meet you honey, I’ve heard so much about you!
Deuce: Mom!
MC: Awe thank you Ms. Spade I’m just happy to be there for your son.
Ms. Spade: Speaking of which, sweetie have you-
MC: Oh are you talking about the trash? I actually took the liberty of taking that out earlier, I noticed it was overflowing a bit. I also tackled those dishes for you, and don’t worry Deuce should be free for the rest of the day. I made sure he did all his work and was well rested for our day out.
Ms. Spade: ..honey either you’re taking my job or marrying my son which one is it gonna be?
Deuce & MC: EHHHHHH?!?!
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wakacchi · 3 months
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I want to eat sweets with Trey-senpai~! (≧ᗜ≦✿)
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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Addams!Yuu brainrot!
Don’t be surprised. There’s always gonna be that obligatory Addams Family fusion AU in every fandom and if there’s not then that’s clearly already a sign for you, my dear reader, to start writing one.
Anyway, Addams!Yuu, who doesn’t know about the Addams Family? If you don’t then that must mean I’m ancient (which is fair) and that you should start with the Addams Family 1991 movie.
Addams!Yuu who has the standard issue dark sense of humor, fascination for the weird and macabre, the love for the dark colors that all Addams seem to have and values family a lot. 
After Grim opens the coffin, sees Addams!Yuu in all their gothic glory, and then proceeding to threaten them, Addams!Yuu really just said: 
“Oh, what bliss! To have slept like the dead, woke up suffocating, and greeted by such sweet words in such a finely made coffin. Is this what it’s like to be courted? What am I getting courted by? A depraved stalker? A monstrous beast? *gasp* Perhaps… a demented serial killer?” [cue Yuu swooning, dramatically holding a hand over their forehead and lightly fanning themselves with their other hand]
Anyway, they don’t ignore Grim for long. Not when Grim keeps threatening them and spewing out fire.
Addams!Yuu immediately became delighted with Grim because, duh, a monster??? Who breathes fire??? With a massive ego??? Threatening to burn them alive???
That’s like the equivalent of someone complimenting them… Maybe even borderline flirting with them.
Still Grim and Addams!Yuu click with each other straight away. Addams!Yuu doesn’t hold back when complimenting Grim, even if the way they compliment someone is weird, and Grim gets a huge ego boost. 
These two are an iconic duo who just keep hyping and enabling each other.
“Great Grim, for such a terrifying creature such as yourself…surely you must have committed the most deplorable acts. Oh, you must tell me! How many buildings have you burned down? Were there people inside? How many survived? Oh, if only papà and mamà would let me do the same… They said I have to focus on school first and start small before I can put myself on the government watchlist. *sigh*”
Grim has no idea what Yuu’s saying but he does understand when he’s being complimented, his ego’s inflating and that’s all that really matters, honestly.
Anyway, since the two didn’t do a chase scene with Grim attempting to hurt Yuu (though Addams!Yuu would definitely appreciate this) since the two of them vibed immediately, it didn’t take long for Crowley to find them.
After being led to the Mirror Chambers, Yuu had to physically stop themselves from jumping in joy because:
“A cult! How chilling! I didn’t expect to be kidnapped by a cult! It’s been so long!”
And, “The last cult I joined didn’t seem to appreciate it when I sacrificed a goat on the altar. Apparently they weren’t actually a cult. The police were called and they ended up putting me in an asylum. T’was a lovely vacation.”
Crowley tried to tell Yuu that they weren’t a cult and that they were a well-known and respected establishment but Yuu ignored him (Ha! Get a taste of your own medicine, crowman!) in favor of admiring the surrounding aesthetics. 
NRC is the perfect aesthetic for Addams!Yuu. In fact, the Addams Family would definitely love it.
But you know what they’d love more? Ramshackle Dorm as it is.
Forget renovating it and fixing it up to make it livable to the common person, Yuu’s an Addams! Yuu’s just going to make Ramshackle even more dangerous than it already is with its lack of maintenance. 
Think spikes all around the property, deadly traps around every corner of the hallways, and maybe even a few sentient trees and carnivore plants here and there.
Where did Yuu even get those sentient floras? Shhhhh… They’re an Addams, don’t question it.
This version of Yuu… probably genuinely respects Crowley wholeheartedly. [The myuultiverse is quaking. A Yuu who actually considers Crowley a good guardian?]
Yuu at Crowley, somewhere in the future: “You are the most idle person anyone can ever hope to meet. A coward. Wastrel. Careless. Greedy and money-hungry… How admirable.”
Crowley’s constantly getting backhanded compliments and he can’t do anything about it because Yuu is an Addams and Addamses have a weird way of thinking.
As far as Addams!Yuu can tell, they’re completely normal and everyone else around them are weirdos but they’re too nice to say anything about it.
Now imagine putting Addams!Yuu and Kalim in the same room.
JK, the two may have different personalities but they’d probably be good friends… after some rocky situations here and there caused by some misunderstandings.
Yuu might think that Kalim’s being mean to them at first because the Scarabia Dorm Leader called them ‘nice and kind’ which, in Addams vocabulary, isn’t considered a compliment.
When Kalim learnt of this odd Addams culture, he tried to make an effort to speak words with negative connotations but he felt it was too mean so he just goes, “Yuu! You look nice! But… uh, in a dead way! And you’re fun and kind, but the opposite of that! Ahahaha!”
Kalim found a loophole and he’s going to take advantage of it. Yuu gets what he’s saying anyway so it all works out.
Anyway, overblots…
Yeah, you really think Yuu’s going to run away from it? Expect them to be watching from the sidelines (hecc, they might even actively head towards the overblot) and becoming Rook 2.0 with the way they compliment the overblotee.
Them just going:
“Ah, those strong emotions that you’ve withheld inside of you suddenly going off like an atomic bomb upon a dreary night sky. That rage in your expression, that despair in your eyes… You’ve forgotten your humanity and transformed yourself into a beast. How tragic, how beautiful. Tell me, how long have you been torturing yourself?”
Sevens forbid they actually meet Rook. Rook sees beauty in everything and he’s sharp so getting into Addams!Yuu’s grace alone by just words is as simple as taking candy from a baby.
I would type a dialogue with Rook and Addams!Yuu but I honestly don’t understand how Rook talks so just imagine it. Just Yuu and Rook continuously firing off compliments to each other until either one of them gets flustered to silence or the others pull the two away from each other.
Just imagine Rook sending a letter to Yuu via an arrow grazing their head and Yuu just swoons.
Out of everyone in NRC, I could see Rook being one of the three people who can immediately reel Yuu in with just their charms alone.
Anyway, Rook would probably fit in with the Addams. 
Yuu could literally just introduce him to their family and they’d assume he was a very distant cousin with how he is.
Yuu asks Vil for poison now and again (no one’s brave enough to ask what they’re doing with it) and likes the way he’s obsessed with being the most beautiful person.
“Your ambition to become the most beautiful person to the point of insanity is admirable, Vil Schoenheit. How long can your sanity hold on, I wonder?”
Imagine Yuu seeing Neige LeBlanche and getting mental damage from how bright and cheerful he is.
Yuu being like ‘aight, bet’ when witnessing Vil overblot and then planning on poisoning Neige.
Aside from Pomefiore, Yuu also spends most of their time on Diasomnia.
Diasomnia is literally the second peak Addams aesthetic out of all the dormitories. First being Ramshackle, obviously.
I feel Malleus and Yuu would get along quite well. They’re both elegant and have that certain vibe to them.
Malleus could just talk about gargoyle structure and lore and Yuu would probably listen to him all the way and similarly, Yuu could talk about the witch hunts their ancestor used to have and Malleus would listen just as intently.
You know what… Lilia’s food is probably a delicacy to them. 
That thing is a weapon of mass destruction and I refuse to believe that Addams!Yuu wouldn’t like it if a mere food can take down hundreds, if not thousands, of people when ingested.
Addams!Yuu also likes Silver because he ‘sleeps like the dead’. Though, his little critter friends should probably be wary about going near Yuu.
Oddly enough, I think Addams!Yuu would also like Sebek’s boisterous personality solely because of his passion and if it’s one thing I know about Addams, it’s that they’re passionate.
Sure, it may be passion about spreading Malleus’ name and glory all over the world like a missionary with a mission (duh), but it’s passion nevertheless.
Diasomnia aside, no one in Heartsalbyul asks for Yuu to help them with maintaining the plants because last time someone did, Yuu ended up cutting a good chunk of the roses off of the stems before they were stopped by both Ace and Deuce.
Of course Riddle got angry but after a few talks here and there and some communication (that’s character development) from both parties, Yuu realize that cutting the roses off of the bushes was a no-no and instead settles for painting the roses red when needed because it reminds them of the color of blood.
All in all Addams!Yuu would definitely fit right in with Night Raven College. 
It has the aesthetics and no one there is overly cheerful or colorful so it’s the perfect place for an Addams to reside at.
The overblots are just everyday routine for Yuu and they wouldn’t have it any other way.
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thewritingdoll · 5 months
I headcanon that Malleus loooves to be tender during brutal sex. Like he rambles about how pretty you would look pregnant while absolutely stuffing you. Also that he has 2 dicks
I think I might SCREAM this hc is Everything ™️ from now on I will only imagine Mal with 2 dicks!!!
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“Such a pretty, little thing you are,” Malleus crooned, using one hand to caress your cheek whilst the other remains a powerful vice on your hip, pushing you down on him whenever you rocked your hips, “so full already, when I’ve got so much more to give you.”
you moaned— and it was a lusty, depraved sound, “I want— I want to take it all… b—both—” was the best you could do, squirming on his lap, powerless against his forceful rhythm ( and never happier, at that! ) both of your hands, though you wished you could grip his horns for stability, were busily wrapped around his second tool, that couldn’t quite yet fit inside of you— and instead, rested heavy against your belly, leaving a slick trail as it rubbed over your skin, wet with your spit. you worked diligent, though the sensation of being fucked like a rag doll was nearly overbearing, to stroke his extra cock at the same pace that he fucked you with the other— and reveled in the pleased grunts and snorts that your talent elicited.
“Don’t you fret, my love,” Malleus replied through grinding, sharpened fangs, “I will give you every, single inch you can handle, and then some—“ he sucks in a breath, suddenly jutting forward to take control and push you on to your back; when he hovered over you, he leans close to kiss the tip of your nose, slowing the tempo only to guide the swollen head of his manhood to your sex, eager to push into you and join its twin, “how else would I swell that pretty tummy with an heir if I don’t?”
𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 && 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝟓 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 !!
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animeniac-writings · 10 days
Someone: How do you feel when you look at your significant other?
Rook: *long flowery prose and poetic comparisons*
Prefect: Scared and horny.
Rook: My dear?
Prefect: Rook whilst you are more beautiful than a flower and all that, I have no doubt you could end my life in an instant. And that's hot.
Prefect: *imagining Rook pining them to a tree with a blade to their throat and predatory gaze*
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atomic-taco-muffin · 5 months
Would it be possible to get twt links for vil please?
Hell yeah!
Vil Twt Links
Warnings: You can tell from the title. If you’re uncomfy with this, scroll and block me. Otherwise proceed with caution. 
Rating: NSFW under the cut
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Now we all know that this man is the type of guy to go on spa dates, but his favorite thing to do, is to fuck you while the two of you are still in your robes before your massages. Or maybe after.
Vil is the epitome of romantic. He always takes his time with you and you play with him and him play with you.
Now this isn't really NSFW but he LOVES to make out with you. It gives him another reason to be romantic with you. He loves hold you close to him and to feel your soft lips against his.
Now I don't see him as a particularly hard dom but when you've been a brat he'll tie you up and spread your legs apart so he can punish you thoroughly.
One of his weaknesses is seeing you in lingerie. He loves seeing you wrapped up in pretty lace. Sometimes he will rip it off of you and worship your body, other times he'll move the panties to the side and slide his cock in. He'll still worship your body. To him, you are a goddess.
Another one that's not really NSFW but he loves having you lay on him and him gently running his fingers along your body, admiring every curve, mark, everything.
Now he's more of a giver when it comes to oral but sometimes he loves having his cock in your mouth. The way you suck on it while giving him those lovesick eyes.
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pearlinthecreek · 2 months
Dumb headcanons - Heartslaybul.
Heartslaybul x GN!Reader          Crack!Fluff             TW: Hints of NSFW, nothing crazy. 
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Riddle Rosehearts:
He doesn’t understand how romance works. He’d be a lovely boyfriend — if only he knew how to do basic boyfriend things. Like buying flowers, chocolates, cards.. Etc. 
Continuing my last point, he gets you stuff like shoe shiner creams and craft knives for valentines day because he just doesn’t comprehend the importance of being romantically active on holidays and anniversaries.
But one thing *lovey* he knows how to do, it’s how to dance. He knows the foxtrot, Waltz, Tango, Samba… any formal dance, you name it! Riddle has them memorized and is more than happy to teach you. Although I wouldn’t recommend it – he isn’t afraid to be a little stern with you whilst he teaches. So all those cringy school dances they make people go to – you two are the first and ( most likely ) the only on the dancefloor, everyone is staring and most of the savanaclaw kids are planning to call you both freaks if they weren’t scared shitless of Riddle. Due to your boyfriend’s amazing dance skills, Ace does call the two of you ‘twinkle toes’.
He loves you. But if you guys ever go shopping… just forget it. Riddle wasn’t taken to any big department/grocery stores since he grew up in such a small town. 101% have gotten lost in a Walmart or something like that. Alternative: he has lost YOU in a Walmart and went all the way up to the intercom to find you. 
Is a stick-in-the-mud boyfriend. He’s one of the weirdos who read the whole terms and conditions to discord/messages and reminds you about how you guys can’t send nudes because it goes against ‘12 - explicit exchanges and privacy imports ’ in the conditions. 
Also tried to do one of those trendy things where you sing a song for your partner, ( ex: Lovers Rock ) but because he’s mad outdated he full-on sang ‘ Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows ’ by Leslie Gore. ( It’s a song from the 1950s / 60s if you don’t know it ), as well as maybe some Micheal Buble songs instead of Steve Lacey or someone actually cool.
Ace Trappola:
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Played truth or dare and was dared to jump off the roof or let some Octavinelle guy kiss you. He legit jumped and had no regrets except for making his parents pay for infirmary bills. He’s such a loving dumbass <3
Tried to take you on a nice date but Riddle wouldn’t let him stay out after 10:30 so you guys ended up just eating pizza on the floor of his & Deuce’s room. ( In case you’re wondering, Deuce was cool with it because he was allowed to eat the leftovers. )
Posts terrible ass photos of you like - #mybaeforever #theyresohot #isthisahumanorafuckingraccoon. You get mad about it and whoop his ass and then he sheepishly tells you that you’re gorgeous n shit. 
Listens to those weird rap songs about love and thinks of you. Despite the fact that he looks nothing like it, I assure you personally that this boy is the most lovesick fool you will ever meet. He plays ‘ cupid’s chokehold / Breakfast in America ’ and daydreams about you. Rook finds it cute, and Ace tells him to stop watching him through his window at night. 
Sends you texts at 3 AM, asking if you wanna go do graffiti on the diasomnia building or steal traffic cones n other stupid stuff. You tell him no and that you just want him to come over and give you a hug. 50% of the time it goes your way, but on the other 50% you give in and go be his partner in crime. 
Claims he can watch horror movies but then refuses to leave your side for the rest of the night in silent fear. Would much rather shit himself than go to the bathroom – that’s how afraid this guy is. But it’s kind of cute how sweet he is when he’s terrified. Clings to you like you are a teddy bear <3
His flirting skills are in the ground – it’s basically just raunchy comments and “shawty u so fine” so if you want a romantic, sweet, kind boyfriend this man is not the one for the job. But if you want an idiot who will occasionally give you any money he stole from Trey – this is your guy!
Deuce Spade:
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I’m sorry– you CAN NOT, I repeat CAN NOT in a million years tell me that this man doesn’t squeal like a little girl when he thinks about you. He swings his legs under his desk while he stares at you with a furious blush. Ace and Epel tell him to get over it and either get laid or forget it. 
But, his mom is VERY invested in your relationship. After every date, he goes home and calls his mom. He tells every single detail about the date – what you wearing, what he ordered, where it was. His mom honestly loves hearing it and ALWAYS asks when she’s going to meet you. 
Following my last headcanon, you go home to Deuce’s family during the holidays. His mom always prepares a room really nice for you and asks you a ton of questions. She adores both of you <3
A lot of time, you go over to Deuce’s room and make out. Ace complains and groans from across the room about how cringy you two are and about how you need to tell him in advance whenever you’re over. Legit just stares in annoyance until you both find another room. 
Whenever you two get into a fight, he puts up one of those weird sad Bart Simpson profile pics on his tiktok. It’s so cringy but you end up making up because you don’t wanna stare at that god-awful profile pic. Also does those sad slideshows whenever you fight.
Who tf needs prince charming when you have Deuce Spade to buy you… weird looking sports gear? Whatever I mean that he gives a ton of random ass gifts. Half of them are bad but it really is the thought that counts so you aren’t too picky about them.
He is your prince charming <3 Literally, such a gentleman – your high heels get uncomfortable? Guess who’s walking around in those pumps? Your boyfriend, Deuce. Cold? Guess who’s giving you his flea-bitten uniform jacket? Deuce!
Trey Clover:
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On his last birthday, Ace got him one of those ‘kiss the cook’ aprons. At the time, he said thanks and just tossed it in the back of his closet to be polite – because let’s be real… he was not gonna wear that. But, when you two got together, he starts to wear it periodically when he knows you were coming over.
Being Trey’s significant other unofficially means you are the other parent of heartslaybul. You start making lunches for random people with Trey so you can spend time with him, find yourself standing next to him while he gives advice, and even telling someone to remember the rules this one time. 
Whenever you stay over late, you guys end up dancing by yourself in the common room. Because Trey is *secretly an old man*, when everyone else is out partying, you guys enjoy the cozy n quiet atmosphere of heartslaybul. Waltzing in the commons to whatever music is spilling out from the speaker that’s been playing for far too long. It’s super romantic how you both twirl, hands on each other’s waists. Although one time a first-year walked into the room – saw you guys, covered his eyes, and screamed because he thought y’all were.. Doing something else.
Always makes something special for you. He feels bad if you come all the way over there to help him and he doesn’t repay you for it, you tell him you’re his partner and that is literally what your repayment should be. He still makes you an extra cupcake or cake pop, feeling un-needed guilt.
He’s always on time to take you out. Never a second late, with some flowers, standing patiently at your door. And he NEVER goes cheap on you, if you guys are going out... You’re going out for something really FANCY. He saves up so he can pay for the date. And even though you don’t go out often, when you do it is very special.
Cater Diamond:
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Posts you a lot. Currently obsessed with that one “ Dearer than I ?” audio where he posts pictures of you guys doing stupid stuff together.
He loves you a lot, and constantly reminds you through posts. Captioning it ‘ they r literally so perfect <333 ’. 
Asks you to do his hair. Even if you can’t do hair well, he still asks you.
Something about it really makes him soak up his trust and appreciation for you, and ask for you to be there for him and you actually doing it makes him feel so super secure on so many levels.
He has a lot of anxiety, and I think that he’s actually terrified of you breaking up with him so sometimes that’s maybe why he can come on a little strong.
Ex: Posting 200 posts of you on Valentine's, wanting to go out every other week, being oddly possessive of your Instagram. 
He also does check your Instagram and who you’re following, just so he knows you aren’t cheating.
Although he never pushes TOO many boundaries because he would never in a million years want to be hurtful. So if you tell him to stop, he’ll stop. Loves you dearly and will definitely listen.
You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Be. Insecure. This man is THE number one hype man, if one day you’re sat and you’re thinking, ‘ oh my god I’m so ugly..’ He can just smell it and tells you that you are drop-dead gorgeous and the sexiest person on earth to him. Then of course adds on his blog how beautiful you are for extra reassurance.
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Author’s notes: Wow! I have not done a twst post in a while, but I think this may be a start to a new series... But don’t get too excited, I do prepare to go in dorm order! I’m also going to start working on some more LOTR posts and Arcana posts, so all my other fandom fans, keep patient and you will be rewarded ( damn, I sound like some sort of wizard. ) I hope you guys enjoyed this and will enjoy the posts to come! Have a great day <3
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underqualified-human · 4 months
Kalim is the type of boyfriend to say "This reminded me of you!" and then hand you an expensive piece of jewellery
Idia is the type of boyfriend to send you a text saying "This reminded me of you." and then send you the most surreal meme you've ever seen in your life at 1am.
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cupids-chamber · 3 months
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Y/N: I love murder mysteries!
Floyd, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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scho3nheit · 3 months
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JEALOUS FLOYD! Who kisses you, biting and nibbling on your lips. Swallowing all your whines and complaints, as he softly pushes you down on the bed.
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who leaves light, sloppy kisses all over your collarbone, lightly biting down on the skin of your neck. Dragging with ton across the marks, and lapping up any blood that may have come out.
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who apologizes if he's being harsh in a rather condescending tone, while he carefully spreads your thighs apart.
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who bites down on your thighs lightly, creating large teeth marks, that are sure to bruise.. marking his territory, watching the way you squirm and try to hold in your whines of both pleasure and pain.
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who loves eating you out, hearing your moans echoing through the room, all the while he says some of the cruelest things to you, calling you all sorts of names.. he knows you love it..
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who kisses the tears away, as he thrusts into you a bit harder, making sure to go deeper. His pace gradually getting faster, as he takes you to his liking.
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who asks you if your okay, ever so sweetly, knowing very well that your way too fucked out to respond to his question, "It's rude to ignore people shrimpy" He'll say, pouting playfully, as he continues with his actions. Watching you try your best to form sentences and reply to him..
JEALOUS FLOYD! Who stops moving, as you reach the peak of your high, grinning all over when he takes in your needy expressions, if he's feeling particularly kind, he'll give in to your whines and begs.. and if he chooses to be mean, he'll leave you hot and bothered for the rest of the day.
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minzart · 1 year
If every single dorm leader had a crush on Yuu, except Malleus
Bc of the extremely deep friendship Yuu and Malleus developed at some point, they are extremely touchy with each other, to the point of looking like lovers
So basicaly, when Malleus discovers the others crush? He's gonna be an absolute little shit about his privileges as the bff
Yuu, who isn't touchy with everyone -> puts Malleus head in their lap and start petting his hair
Every single dorm leader-> stares jealously
Malleus internaly: why is everyone looking at us so odd today- ... wait... oh my~
Malleus-> smugness increases by 100% bc he just found his next source of entertainment of the year-> snuggles closer~
The dorm leaders internaly: ..... I'm going to buy so much iron, that you wouldn't be able to even breath-
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