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cancerdust96 · 5 months
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The first time Malleus meets MC/Yuu
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random-twst-things · 4 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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twst-shenanigans · 3 months
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twst Incorrect quote #311
*Lilia training Malleus on how to flirt with MC*
Lilia: *whispering* “Just tell them ‘You have beautiful eyes’.”
Malleus: *whispering back* “Good idea.”
*Malleus turning to MC*
Malleus: “I have beautiful eyes.”
Lilia: ….
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alicraft336 · 4 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [7]
Yuu/Mc: This is my Ex-boyfriend
Malleus: *Chuckling softly* My Treasure, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Yuu/Mc: Malleus and I are no longer dating.
Lilia: *Laughing while trying to speak* "Yuu/Mc, that’s a horrible way of telling people you're married to Malleus."
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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aerith-jade · 1 year
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Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
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twistedmischieftales · 10 months
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Malleus: It's hard to deny that I've fallen for Y/n now...Their grace...Their bravery...I admire everything about them.
Sebek: ...
[Sebek yesterday, who noticed Y/n walking by from afar]
Y/n: *Randomly trips and falls down. Looks up and sees a bug before them on the ground. Then instantly freaks out and runs away.*
Sebek: ...
[Back to present time]
Sebek: Ah...Yes...Their grace and bravery...It's hard to miss, Young Master...
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? Yuu, after stealing something from an RSA student: I AM ON SUCH AN ADRENALINE HIGH!
Epel: Yeah!
? Yuu: I COULD RULE THE WORLD!
Epel: YEAH!
? Yuu: I'M GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE BRIAR VALLEY!
Epel: Yeah- wait what.
Malleus, in the distance: yeah!
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demon-lover-669 · 11 months
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Y/n has chickens
Malleus: child of man do your chickens have names?
Y/n: Yes! They are all named after my friends!
Malleus: oh?
Y/n: yeah *picks up a jersey giant almost the size of them* This is Malleus! He’s the biggest and the leader of the chicken coop! He’s a jersey giant!
Malleus: *chuckles and nods* and this one pecking my foot?
Y/n: oh that’s sebek! *picks it up showing it has some angry eyebrows*
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27
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Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.
Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???
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simple-dark-eyes · 7 months
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*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*
Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...
Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.
Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...
*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*
Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.
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cancerdust96 · 4 months
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*Malleus, taking MC by surprise sneaking behind their back*
MC: *suddenly sneezing*
Malleus: Bless you.
MC: *taken aback* God?
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random-twst-things · 4 months
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Malleus: I require assistance on what to get my dear Mc/Y/N/Yuu for Valentine's
Lilia: oohoho? Why of course! What do you have in mind?
Malleus: I'm not sure, but I do know I want it to be something that is lasting
Lilia: something lasting?
Malleus: Yes, something that will last an eternity and when they look at it they will think of how much I love them
Lilia: fufufu~ it's as if you were to propose with a wedding ring 🤭
Malleus, in deep thought: a wedding ring huh?....
Lilia: I never said it had to be a wedding ring Malleus
Malleus: but a ring is a symbol of love for humans, no? It is something that symbolizes a forever with that person and if my child of man were to look at it they would always remember my love for them as well, no?
Lilia: My~ you do have a point
Malleus: Perfect. Well then, thank you for the help father
Lilia: Malleus, wait you have to-
*Malleus not in his spot anymore, gone without a trace*
Lilia, sighing: Oh dear~ Young ones these days are so passionate
*Somewhere at Ramshackle dorm*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sneezing: achoo!
Grim: hey! You better not get the great Grim sick! Not that I can get sick anyways!!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: oh hush! It's not even cold out, someone was probably just talking about me
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking Grim up: I just hope it wasn't anything weird or crazy
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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twst-shenanigans · 2 months
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twst Incorrect quote #313
*MC called Malleus to hang out with them*
Malleus: “You’re… inviting me over?!?!”
*Immediately changing into his best clothes*
Malleus: “Absolutely! I’ll be there in an hour!” *ends the call*
Malleus: “My child of man wants to see me~~!”
Malleus: “Take that depression!”
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arashrita · 5 months
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Twisted Wonderland incorrect quotes #9
MC: Malleus can you let go of me now? You hugged me enough, don't you think?
Malleus: My dear child of man, give me 5 more minutes, please.
MC: You said the same thing 2 hours ago, Malleus.
Malleus: Did I? 🥰🥰🥰
MC: 😶😶😶
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hanafubukki · 1 year
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Sleep
YN/MC/Yuu: *Exhausted* I’m so tired I could sleep a thous-
Malleus: *Raises Wand*
YN/MC/Yuu: -still a figure of speech Malleus.
Malleus: *Lowers Wand*
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