#twst malleus draconia x yuu

[orangelemonsstuff]

Imagine if twst Yuu is the child of Lucifer and ObeyMe!MC and just one day Malleus decided to go upfront to their house waiting for Yuu for their date and it ends up with those cliche Boy meets the Girl's dad kind of trope...

IMAGINE THEIR INTERACTION

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Malleus: Good Evening dear sir, does Yuu live here?

Lucifer: Who are you?

Malleus: im Malleus, Prince of-

Lucifer: *pinching his nose bridge* what's you business with my child? did they get in trouble with you?

Malleus: I'm here to take them out on a night stroll-

Lucifer: A Date then?

Malleus: Hm, if you want to take it that way... then yes you could say it's a date.

Lucifer: Listen to me here boy, you don't know what trouble you had in store for yourself, I mean Yuu did say they're going out tonight with a friend but still-

Yuu: Oh you're here Malleus.

Lucifer: Yuu! You told me you're going out with a friend not with a boyfriend!

Yuu: he's not my boyfriend

Malleus: (whispering) yet.

Lucifer: GOING OUT WITH A BOY AT NIGHT AND NOT A BOYFRIEND!? IM NOT STUPID

OM!MC: why are you screaming at our doorway? Oh if it isn't Malleus~ here to get them already?

Lucifer: You knew about this?

Yuu: oh great sevens, come on Malleus let's leave already

Malleus: fret not dear sir, I'll take them home before 12-

Lucifer: No, take them home at 8, no, 7. 7 they should be here already.

OM!MC: calm down Lucifer you took me home later than that when we were their age.

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Lucifer: I don't know who you think you are, but i don't want you for my child and i don't want you near around them. END. OF STORY.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE-

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OR OR IF MAMMON!?!?

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Mammon: Hey who'r ya?

Malleus: I am here to take Yuu out on a stroll, could you please kindly tell them im waiting?

Mammon: HUH!? WHODDYA THINK YOU ARE!?!?

Malleus: I'm... Malleus, Malleus Draconia of Briar Valley

Mammon: What? you some kind of prince or something? Hey your riches might be something that can win Yuu for my blessings-

Malleus: ...

Mammon: BUT YOU AINT JUST TAKING OUT MY TREASURED CHILD WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!

Yuu: ...

Mammon: GAAH!! WHEN DID YOU APPEAR!?

Yuu: I asked you earlier that I'd go with him didn't i? you said "sure whatevva, im busy making money at the moment" and unless you weren't listening you'd knew you definitely allowed me to go

Mammon: uh?? i did? must've slipped my ear haha...

Yuu: whatever, let's go Malleus

Malleus: don't worry dear sir, they'll be here before 12 at midnight

Mammon:12!? NO, IT SHOULD BE 9- NO 8! HEY, WAIT THE TWO OF YOU STOP RUNNING!!

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yeah that's all i got, i made Yuu here kinda of a sassy kid since the canon Yuu in the game can be brutal with honesty and Malleus is just a boi waiting for his date while the dad of rm berates him

[box-artist]

The husband and his ugly ass shrimp (you).

⇥ Reference

[ariasphirance]

Yuu getting a wedding invitation and she thought she'd cheer for the couple.

[ventique18]

Queen mothers and three generations of 🧎‍♂️

[twstowo]

Incorrect Quotes

Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?

Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.

Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*

Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?

Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.

*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*

Leona: Well, I have bad news.

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*

MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*

Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.

[shirofairy]

🦇Lilia: Yuu, do you want to see some photos of Malleus as a baby? :D

🌸Yuu: omg, sure

🐉Malleus: Lilia, wait!

The photo of Malleus as a baby:

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂

Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night

Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!

Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[snowberryc]

When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:

You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

[rizdoodls]

Talking while walking with a friend about all the gossip of the day is pleasant in the evening when you can't sleep 🌠🌠🌠

they walk a lot...

[orangelemonsstuff]

OMG!! i loved that a Malleus x Lucifer's & Mc's kid/ Mammon & Mc's kid, it was hilarious! Could i req you do the rest of the brothers? If not that 100% ok ofc, tysm I hope you are having an amazing day/night!

OKAY THERE ARE ACTUALLY IDEAS IN MY HEAD ABOUT HOW THEIR CONVERSATIONS WOULD GO SO HERE YA GO :DD

first part

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Levi: U-umm... yes??

Malleus: oh you must be Sir Leviathan, good evening sir.

Levi: Can i help you? (what's a fancy looking normie doing here?)

Malleus: Oh, i am here to take Yuu out in a dinner. I'm here to pick them up

Levi: WOAH WOAH HANG ON... MY YUU? HANGING OUT WITH A NORMIE LIKE YOU!? THAT CAN'T BE!!

Malleus: What's a normie?

Levi: SEE? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Yuu: Malleus I'm he-

Levi: YUU!! YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING OUT IN A CONVENTION TONIGHT WITH A FRIEND!! NOT WITH A NORMIE DOING NORMIE LOVEY DOVEY STUFF!!

Yuu: Yeah, we are going to a gargoyle convention and then dinner what's wrong with that?

Levi: AAAAAH you don't understand!? this fancy dancy looking boy is taking you out in a date! and a-as your father I can't allow tha-

OM!MC: *clasping a hand over Levi's mouth* Have fun the two of you, don't forget to go home on time okay?

Malleus: I will take them back before 12

Levi: MMMRFFF--

(Interruption: I have a feeling that Levi would actually name Yuu to be an anime character like "goku" or something thinking its cool only to be stopped by OM!MC)

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Satan: Hm? who are you?

Malleus: I'm Malleus sir, Friend of Yuu, I'm here to take Yuu out.

Satan: On what exactly?

Malleus: a stroll in a nearby park

Satan: and then what?

Malleus: well...

Satan: Look kid, you seem like a good person but i do not know who you are and i don't think we're that close to be called friends even to be taking a stroll in the park together.

Yuu: he meant me you know

Satan: Oh.

Yuu: also stop interrogating him, he's my friend and it's just a stroll we're not going that far

Satan: Haha that's funny but i didn't remember you asking to go out this late without my permission

Yuu: Well can i?

Satan: No.

OM!MC: *Holding hin back* Yes you can, I'll hold him back have fun you two!!

Satan: HEY! WAIT I DIDN'T ALLOW THEM TO GO AND I DON'T TRUST THAT GUY WITH OUR ONLY CHILD TO GO ON A WALK LATE AT NIGHT!!

Malleus: I'll bring them back before their curfew and next time I'll take you out in a stroll too sir

Satan: WHY YOU-

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Asmodeus: Oh my~ what do we have here!! one of my fans?

Malleus: My name is Malleus, I'm here for-

Asmo: Yes, yes i know darling! here I'll give you my autograph

Malleus: Actually-

Asmo: that's pretty weird, I don't remember seeing you around me before? i mean a lot of people surrounds me when they see me but it's not like i don't remember any of them, but of course secret fans exists and it's natural you'd be here for me~

Yuu: Actually remember the outing we had you called "date" is what he's here for

Asmo: OH MY!! YUU YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING OUT!? MY LESSONS HAVE PAID OFF!!

Malleus: lessons?

Asmo: How to seduce you of course! just so you know i taught my little Yuu here well how to hook a fine catch like you!! i also used these techniques to my spouse and look what we've got now!!

Malleus: ...

Yuu: i swear he forced me to listen to it and memorize everything

Asmo: BUT OH YOU'RE INTERESTED IN IT AS WELL!! especially at the lessons on gazes and the body language oh and don't forget- *continuously babbling*

Yuu: should I get you out of here now?

Malleus: yes please.

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(Warning: a very little suggestive)

Beel biting at the donut: hrm? yesh?

Malleus: Is Yuu inside? i need to talk them please

Beel: Whaf for? (What for?)

Malleus: can you please call them it's urgent.

Beel: Okaysh, NYUUU!! (okay, YUUU!!)

Malleus: Sir won't you choke on that if you're yelling while eating?

Beel *swallowing* : it's okay, I'm used to eating heavy loads

Yuu, running down the stairs: Yeah? oh hey Malleus what's up?

Malleus: Yuu, I've got something to talk about... very important.

Yuu: Okay go on.

Malleus: ...

Yuu: oh right i forgot, Dad can we have privacy please?

Beel: would it be alright for me to listen as well? I'll just stand here i promise.

Yuu: No, i think it's personal... actually Malleus do you want to go inside? in my room perhaps?

Malleus: i can?

Beel: he can?

OM!MC: he can, Beel come on give them privacy dear. help me prepare the table, I'll add extras to dinner tonight since we have a guest.

Beel: okay just keep the door open please, just in case... you know.

Yuu, holding Malleus's hand: Fine, we'll leave it open if that satisfies you. come on Malleus.

Beel: Better come down when we call for dinner!!

OM!MC: Relax, when the two of us were like them the doors are closed and nothing even happened, well something may have happened but it's not like what you think they'll do.

Beel: Hopefully, we better prepare dinner fast before they get to do anything at all.

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Belphie, yawning: Yes... can i help you?

Malleus: (is it that late?) I'm here for Yuu, we have a sleepover.

Belphie: sleepover??? that's wrong, Im pretty sure Yuu is too old for sleepovers

Yuu: im ready for our sleepover Malleus.

Belphie: okay you're not going young lady/man.

Yuu: Why?

Belphie: you're sneaking out wih a boy and sleeping in his house without my permission.

Yuu: That's why i said it's a sleepover, and I'm not sneaking out! its 6 pm.

Belphie: you're sleeping in his bed!

Yuu: It's a sleepover and i get my own bed, we don't get to share!

Malleus: Should i go...?

OM!MC who just got home with groceries: take them with you. don't worry about their father. I'll take care of him, *breathes deeply* Belphie this is a dream.

Belphie: you used that technique on me four times, it's not going to work again.

OM!MC: awh damnit

Yuu: whatever, I'm going come on Malleus.

Belphie: fine go, but you're grounded for two hundred years , NO MAKE IT THREE.

OM!MC: It's okay Belphie, i allowed them to go don't worry you'll be the one to pick them up tomorrow morning

Belphie: good, all this arguing with a child stubborn as them is making me tired anyways, I'm gonna go back to sleep, IN. MY. OWN. COMFORTABLE. BED. NOT WITH A BOY'S

Yuu: IM NOT SLEEPING IN HIS BED!! don't worry about him he'll be too late to pick me up anyways I'll just tell him this was all a dream eventually think it actually is.

Malleus: he...will?

Yuu: yeah, and that technique will work for the fifth time now.

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hope you liked the different scenarios with Belphie and Beel (i ran out of conversation to use in those ill take your son/daughter out and return them by five scene)

[noteriezan1]

First day, first activity at the Gargoyle Study Club...

[rayroseu]

DRACONIANS WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY QUEEN MALEFICIA 😭😭‼️‼️‼️✨🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 MALLEUS CRUMBSSSS HOOOOORAYYYYY ✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💞💞💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞

Thank you Koono Sumire-sensei(the manga artist) for believing in the "Malleus chubby cheeks" agenda 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💞💖 eternally grateful how round than usual his faces are here,,, he's so cute 😭💞(usually Malleus' faces are drawn like he's Sebastian (rough and very masculine lol) ilysm artist who draws Malleus like a cutiepie 😔🙏🏻💖💚💚)

in my world, Yuuta already eats ramen with Malleus at this point lol THAT is a very healthy and beautiful dragon 💚💚💚💖💖

ALSOO

IM SENSING A PATTERN.... thank you MalleYuu for inventing height difference with your partner trope ✨✨🙏🏻🙏🏻‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺

ALSO this makes me squeal, the Yuu's really look like at Malleus like he's an interesting specimen🤣🤣🤣 LIKE DO YOU SEE HOW SCRUTINIZED YUUKA WAS WITH HIM AOHDKHAKJDKA THEM YUUS KNOWS NO FEAR 😭😭😭‼️‼️

source

edit:

ALSO there really was GARGOYLES AT RAMSHACKLE!!! 😭😭😭 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE but we never got a view of it until now(?) bcs Ramshackle s pictures are usually not that detailed or the mansion is so far away lol

Yuu's scrimblo gargoyle who protected us all this time so that the roof wouldn't crumble even if theres ceiling leaks....🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨💞 THANKS TSUNOTARO‼️‼️✨✨✨

and now this makes me sad, he's at this dialogue where he's explaining that gargoyles are scary and modelled after monsters but they're also useful and protects infrastructures KNOWING BOOK 7,,,, NSKDNKSD 💔💔💔💔

on another thought, i appreciate the writing of Malleus interpretating gargoyles like this,,, its like so emotionally empathetic 😭 which is in contrast to the interpretation that he's selfish and unable to connect with feelings lol I guess he really only emphatize something when it has a relation to him?

I love that Ramshackle gargoyles looks like a dragon with no wings, its like the Eastern dragon decorations from Diasomnia's Halloween 😭💚✨ no wonder Malleus is attached to Ramshackle lol maybe he has preference over dragon gargoyles lol

[ventique18]

Isn't height difference cute? 😍 (You see his nostrils everyday)

[queensharotto]

TWST Incorrect Quotes #3

Yuu, Lilia, Silver and Sebek are lost in a sea of people, trying to find Malleus.

Sebek: WAKA SAMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Silver: Shouting that won’t solve our problem…

Yuu: I’ve got a better idea!

*Yuu proceeds to inhale and then exhale. They then shout at the top of their lungs*

Yuu: YUU SUCKS!!!!!!

Malleus then comes rushing up to them

Malleus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAR-?!?

Malleus: Oh! Hello Child of Man 🙂

Lilia: *Smiling*

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#675 SOO much in common-

Mal: My Child of man, Do you breathe?

Yuu*Is used to Malleus' quirky questions, smiling sitting beside him* Yess~

Mal*With magic pops out a ...wedding ring at the ready holding it for you*We have too much in common, Let us be mated