#twst mc 💪🏽

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Masquerade event spoilers:

Silver: so this this was never an invitation, but a..trap?

Malleus: W-what?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I F*CKING KNEW IT, I KNEW IT

Mc/Y/N/Yuu *in a hushed worry tone: Are you okay Mall Mall?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: BUT I F*CKING KNEW IT, SQUARE UP ROLLO CUZ HERE I COME RAGHHHHH!!!!

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Ace: How stupid do you think I am?!

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: You want me to answer like a friend, doctor, best friend , or riddle?

Ace: Friend

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: kinda stupid

Ace:...best friend

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: very stupid

Ace: how about doctor then?

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: My best guess would be that your mother probably dropped you on the head

Ace:....now I'm curious about how you'd respond as riddle

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: ...in rule #167-

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///WARNING: MENTION OF SCHOOL SH**TINGS IF THIS MAKES U UNCOMFORTABLE PLEASE SCROLL AND IGNORE//

Part 1: Pop bag=bad

freshman gang eating in the cafeteria:

Grim: ahhh~ this grilled cheese is so goo-

*POP from a chip bag*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: NOT AGAIN! RUNN!!!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: *Bolts out the door carrying grim*

Grim: MY GRILLED CHEEEEESE!!!

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Ace: what just happened?

Epel: Uh, I have no idea, but they ran faster than an angry bull chargin' at ya when you cross the fence

Deuce: They ran faster than jack on the track

Jack: I never knew they could run so fast

Deuce:...should we go after them?

Ace: Yeah, but after I finish this sandwich, Riddles has been after me all day 😮‍💨

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*Mc/Y/N/Yuu screaming down the halls*

Sebek: HUMAN, NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu:

(American schools, am I right?)

(Coping mechanisms, am I right?)

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Jack:....what?

Epel: I think their referring to the headmage

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was obvious, I mean, look at the dude. He looks like a big brid-

Ace: Honestly, I can see it t-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, who wasn't done talking: *narrows eyes at crowely* READY...to be punched 😑

Epel, Jack, Ace:......

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Mc: Lets play guess the word! Or should we play 2 truths and a lie?

Malleus: Mc...my body yearns for you

Mc: oh 🙂

Malleus: I love you

Mc:....ah 😃

Mc:

(Yeah, I think I'm still in my malleus phase)

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Mc trying on a jacket Vil's giving away: Ohhh, this feels nice!

Vil: of course it does, if it didn't I wouldn't even have it in my wardrobe

Mc: haha, yeah

Mc: where'd you get this from btw? Maybe I can buy one for ace and deuce to match!!

Vil: I'm not sure, it was a gift from a photoshoot, you can check the price tag right there it most likely has the store name

Mc: *checks price tag*

Mc:......

Vil: so?

Mc: take this jacket of me right.now

Vil: what?

Mc: I said get this shit off me RIGHT.NOW

Vil: why, what happened?

Mc: did you not see the price?! ITS COST MORE THAN I DO!! SO GET THIS OFF MEE!!!!!!! MY POOR SELF CAN FEEL THE RICH BURN OF THE JACKET!!

Mc: *See's three extra 0's*

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Mc: you know that saying "You attract what you fear'?

Grimm: yeah, why?

Mc:.....

Ace: Mc, do you have a fear of ca-

Mc: Clowns? Yes, yet here I am conquering my fear every day

Mc: even right now 🙂

Deuce: I don't get it...

Mc: and that makes my point, bye now 🚶🏽‍♀️

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*Ace and Deuce sitting in jail together*

Deuce: So who should we call?

Ace: I’d say we call Mc/Y/N/Yuu, but I feel safer in jail

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////MENTION OF DR*GS SCROLL IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT////

Kalim: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

Kalim: Thank you!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: What dr*gs do you take?

Jamil: NO

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, although you did try to k!ll me and my boys I will say that revenge is not a very kind thing to do in my world

Rollo: oh, well that's a good thing to hear

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: but we're not in my world...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: *grabs rollo by the collar* ...are we?

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(I just finished watching Toy Story again and this scene inspired me got me thinking who I could use these one)