#twst parody

[twistedroseytoesy]

Never smile at a crocodile

really funny idea to have the first years make up a song to make fun of sebek a bit.

"Where's Sebek?" Mc asked as they sat down with a bowl of popcorn on the old couch. Ace, on their right immediately dove his hand into the bowl to steal some, snickering when they smack his arm. Deuce, on the old shag rug, looked back at them and then looked around, also searching for their green-haired friend.

"He said he couldn' make it tonigh'. said somethn about needing to practice his sword more due to silver beating his last duel." epel said, rolling his eyes and getting comfortable on the plush arm chair.

"It's alright he's not here. We will just watch the movie without him." Jack said on the other side of Mc. He helped them defend their buttery kernels from Ace's thieving hands.

"but he does this all the time. Dude needs to take a break." Ace complained.

"well how about we make the message clear that we want him over more often. Poke a bit of fun, that will surely make him determined enough to be here next time." Mc said. "I even have the perfect song from my world that was inspired from this movie too!" they said.

"cool! lets watch then hear your song." Epel said eager to watch the movie. Mc nodded and started the movie "peter pan"

They all laughed at the movie and the song that Mc shared, coming up with a plan to make a bit of fun at Sebek and his crocodile fae side a bit.

***the next day***

It was lunchtime and Sebek was looking for the group of troublemaking first years he usually sat with when malleus and Lillia were elsewhere. He heard their laughter out in the courtyard. he quickly spotted themsitting at one of the available tables, a spot open for him.

"I have arrived! thank you for waiting for me humans." he said as he st down. Quickly digging into his food.

"I'm not a human but whatever," Jack mumbled into his sandwich.

"oh Sebek, glad you ould make it to something with us." Ace said sarcastically.

"whats that-!"

"be nice Ace, besides we even prepared a song for him to show that we missed his presence last night." Mc interupted him.

"a song??" Sebek asked, somewhat offended and thankful? for the thought.

Mc pulled out their phone and started an upbeat clicking sort of song.

"Never smile at a crocodile" Mc started. "No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile" Ace continued. "Don't be taken in by his welcome grin" Jack sang next"He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin" Epel finished ith a cackle. Sebeks ears were red and he blubbered angrily at the somewhat offensive words toward his crocodile fea likeness! "Never smile at a crocodile" deuce started. "Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile," Ace said from behind sebek as he took Sebek's hat and tipped it at him before tossing it back to the reddening first year. "Never run, walk away, say good night, not good day" Ace continued as he ran back to his seat to avoid the angry swipe at him. "Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile" Mc finished.

Sebek glared at them all as they laughed a bit during a small prelude in the music. "Youre mocking me arent you?!" he said.

"what no. no! were your friends we would never!" Epel said wrapping an arm around the half-fae's shoulder before continuing the song.

"You may very well be well-bred Lots of etiquettes in your head" Epel sang as they tapped the side of his head a few times. Sebek slapped his hand away as he chuckled. "But there's always some special case, time, or place To forget etiquette" Jack said looking down a bit at his angry friend. Sebek paused a bit at that.

"Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile" Ace started again. "Don't be taken in by his welcome grin" Grim pipped up "He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile" Epel sang, grimacing at grims horrible singing voice. "Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile" Mc sang along. "Don't be rude, never mock, throw a kiss, not a rock" Jack sang with a frown at the weird words. "Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Croc-" They all sang together pausing before the next sylable then the last one as the song ended. "-O-"..."-Dile"

"Are you fools done?" Sebek asked, seething with anger from his somewhat bruised pride.

"Yep. Maybe we wouldn't put so much effort into teaching you if you were over more often." Mc said laughing at Sebek's indignant face.

"you did all that, just to mock me! how dare you! what kind of friends do that?!" He yelled getting up from his seat, food forgotten about.

"friends that are troublemakers." jack and deuce said. Everyone but Sebek laughed at that. Epel lightly grabbed the knight in trainings shoulder.

"hey, yaknow that it's all in good ol' fun. We just missed ya and thought this would be funny." Epel said. The others nodded and hummed in agreement.

Sebek pouted a bit with a frown before sighing. "If I go to tomorrow's biweekly movie night will you promise to never do something this idiotic again?"

"No promises, but for now yes." Mc answered for them all. " you should probably sit back down or else grim will steal all your food" they snickered as Sebek roared at Grim who currently was stealing his lasagna slice. As long as sebek was willing to learn they were happy to be friends with this strange crocodile.

[kenchann]

yuu doodles collection 🍤 some old some new

[babylemonart]

Danshi Koukousei No Nichijou TWST Parody

[eternalsnowfan02]

So, when I got the Holiday Gift Calendar tenfold key on December 25th I said to myself, "You're a real one, Mr. Grim!" to the tune of the Grinch song. ...And then I realized too many TWST characters those lyrics and it just turned into a whole thing.

I may add more images in reblogs as time, ideas, and energy allow. (But if anyone else wants to add on FEEL FREE)

[wingblade1357]

Spy x family parody ✨✨

Hikari as Loid/ Lilia as Yor/Silver as Anya

[robo-milky]

If you get the reference, you immediately die

MY LOVER REINCARNATED AS A HORSE

[mz-15]

Jack HOWL

(Why am I doing this lol)

[artblogofanekophile]

Back by (un)popular demand, Fawkes! Featuring my dear friend, @bestwishes2u's OC, Wish! I'd had a rough week last week (illness, some stuff going on in my personal life that impacted my mental health as well, all that good stuff!) so I turned to a comfort show of mine to ease my woes: Ouran High School Host Club!

While I was watching Tamaki and Haruhi's interactions, they reminded me of these two. Fawkes is such an obnoxious bastard, he probably would try to take on a role of "mentorship" to Wish, who definitely has more of a clue than that bonehead ever will!

These roses were the death of me; next time I'll look into making a stamp instead of individually drawing each one. At one point, my grandfather asked me a question, and when I turned to look at him, he was GREEN!

I hope that you'll like it, Wish! Wish made me a few pieces of these two, so it only felt right to give back~

Feel free to reblog, but please don't repost!

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

December Drabbles

Prompt 25: Caroling Character(s): Um. You can guess. ------------------------------------------ Crowley was not an early riser, but when he heard a knock at his door and saw his beloved students all dressed up for the holidays, a huge smile broke out across his face. "Ah good morning everyone-" "Headmage Crowley?" The Ramshackle prefect stepped forward, interrupting him. "Sorry for it being so early, but I got some of the student body together to carol for you. They're all going home later so this was the only time we could think of to schedule effectively. Are you ok with that?" Crowley cocked his head a bit to the side. "Why of course! I could never turn away students after they've worked so hard to do something so kind. Let me grab a chair-" "Actually, if you really want the best experience, you should stand in the middle of all of us so you can hear everyone. Or sit, either is fine, but I really suggest sitting in the middle. I know it's a little unorthodox, but I promise it's worth it!" How could he say no? It took a minute, but he settled himself nicely in the middle of the ring of students, before the prefect turned to the boys and counted them in. "One, two, three and-" "JINGLE BELLS, CROWLEY SMELLS, AND HE CAN'T PULL CHICKS! DOESN'T LISTEN WHEN WE SPEAK SO HE CAN SUCK OUR DICKS" Crowley was flabbergasted, left without words as he tried to process what came out of his student's mouths before the Ramshackle prefect slid directly in front of him, a rather unhinged look in their eyes. "IGNORING ALL HIS TASKS" clap clap "PASSING THEM ONTO ME" clap clap "CROWLEY DON'T YOU KNOW" clap clap "THESE GUYS NEED THERAPY" clap clap "I DON'T GET FUCKING PAID" clap clap "I'M NEARING MY LAST STRAW" clap clap "IF SOMEONE OVERBLOTS TODAY, THAT'S IT I'M FUCKING GONE!" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH JINGLE BELLS, CROWLEY SMELLS, AND HE CAN'T PULL CHICKS! DOESN'T LISTEN WHEN WE SPEAK SO HE CAN SUCK OUR DICKS! OH JINGLE BELLS, CROWLEY SMELLS, AND HE CAN'T PULL CHICKS! DOESN'T LISTEN WHEN WE SPEAK SO HE CAN SUCK OUR DI-" "DO NOT END THAT SENTENCE!" "......SO HE CAN SUCK OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS"

"GET OUT!"

[twistedroseytoesy]

Here comes trouble

amazing song suggested for Ruggie and i turned it into an AU where ruggie overblots rather than Leona.

Used dialogue from "An Urge to Concede" from book 2, after the italisized text is where the AU starts. Also the song part of the parody is going to be animatic styled to flow a bit better.

"... Tch whatever. I dont even care anymore." Leona grumbled his attitude dropped like a rock in a pond.

"what?" ruggie said somehat dumbfounded by his dormleaders sudden 180 in attitude.

"i'm done. its over." Leona said with a sigh.

"Boss, what are you saying?!" Ruggie said anger and disbelief burning in his exclamation.

"Are you even payin' attention? If Malleus is able to take the field then we got no chance of winning." Leona explained, an air of depression slouching his shoulders. "There's no point even trying. I'm out."

"Y-you can't just...!" Ruggie begged before catching himself and trying to reason with the now sulking lion. "Malleus might still be in the game, but we took out all the other dorms' best players, right? But without you on the field, I don't even know if we'd have a shot at the top three!" He said ears drooping. "You're just going to abandon our dreams?" He said somewhat quietly, unwilling to believe the words he was hearing.

"For all the talk about "the world watching," this is still just schoolkids playin' a game," Leona said sharply. "All you wide-eyed tenderfoots talkin' about your dreams... Pfft. The whole thing amused me, so I threw you a bone. That's all this was." The other students and Ruggie flinched at that. at how their hope and excitement was all for nothing.

"What do you mean? What happened to working together to "turn the world upside down"?!"Ruggie asked desperately, he felt a burning in his heart and he wanted so desperately to believe that all that he had gone through, to finally reach somewhere, was for something. It had to have been for something. Otherwise, why was he so hurt?

"Are you seriously still goin' on about that? All right, fine. You wanna hear the truth?" Leona said now glaring at the hyena boy who was so hard to knock down. "You're a hyena who grew up in a dump, and I'm a secondborn prince who won't ever be king. And there is NO turning that around!" Leona roared and Ruggie felt his greedy little heart break. And from that breaking, he felt anger, rage, indignancy at all that he had done for Leona.

"What? You gotta be kidding me! What is this? You can't just quit after we've come this far! Not after all the hard work we've done, that I've done!" Ruggie said now indignant. The other Savanaclaw students agreed and Ruggie could feel something building up inside of himself but he didn't care. After using up basically all of his magic with Azul's potion, he was beyond pissed at how easily Leona gave up.

"After eveything, we've done! after everything that We worked together to achieve?! you just give up like that?! leaving nothing but crushed dreams?" Ruggie could feel something leaking from his eyes but he refused to back down now. "We're your pack! and you better start acting like a leader or else..."

"or else what Bucchi? You gonna cry about it?" Leona scoffed. "Go ahead and whine all you want. There's no changing that we'll lose it's easier to just give up little hyena." Ruggie felt something snap.

"I've seen people just give up." he said darkly glaring at the ground. " and It never helped anyone. I've never given up because I couldn't afford to." He started to growl, a darkness starting to drip from his eyes and fingertips. The others around him could sense something was very wrong. "You prissy little prince couldn't even handle a small bump in the plan before giving up?! shehehehahahahaha!" Leona's ears went down as more darkness started to pool around Ruggie.

"What did you say to me mutt?" Leona growled back, unwilling to back down from the one he thought was always above. Riddle tried to cut in but he was suddenly frozen in place, many of the students around were too.

"I've worked my tail off day in and day out. If I just gave up I WOULDNT EVEN BE HERE. And you wouldn't either! I'm tired of your high and mighty attitude." Ruggie screamed moving his hands wildly, everyone else around him other than Leona following his movements.

"you know what would happen to you back in my cut of the neighborhood Second born prince. You would be mugged and beaten to no tomorrow. So Leona, here comes trouble." he said darkly before a large burst of dark energy sent everyone back and kicked up large amounts of dust into the air.

"Overblott!" ace and deuce yelled when they got onto their feet. Mc watched and pointed in horror as some of the dust started to clear.

"Lilia! get the other students to safety and warn the faculty!" Riddle shouted to the fae nearby. he nodded and rushed through the dust to grab those injured, silver and sebek following quickly. Riddle, ace, deuce, grim, mc, and even Leona gathered and readied themselves as the negative energy settled over the field.

The dust settled and they heard multiple people laughing along with ruggies signature laughter, distorted and echoed through the now emptied playing field. Ace and deuce pale as they saw the incarnations of Ruggies blott separate from his body. Instead of one large monster usually behind him though, there were 3 regular-sized hyenas circling around the hyena boy, all giggling and laughing in an ominous way.

(ART IS NOT MINE! I found the art here! it was too perfect to not use)

"Bucchi, get a hold of yourself. idiot! you're going to get yourself killed!" Leona yelled at the raggedly clothed beastman.

"shishishishishihiihihihe! You think I care about that now?! I'm stronger than you leona. Always has been if you gave up and cried about something not going your way." The other hyenas around him laughed and started to stalk toward the group of students, the broken glass bottles they had for heads seemingly smirking at them.

"Snap out of it Ruggie! this is dangerous!" jack said getting into a fighting ready position.

"Shishishi. Poor little Frosh. It's too late to turn back now. Let's have some fun shall we fellas~" Ruggie cackled before launching a dark attack as the hyenas pounced. As the battle began dark music could be heard floating through the magically charged dust filled air. (song!!)

Ruggies voice echoes around: They say that I'm a nightmare Guess I'll catch you in your dreamsHe appears behind them from the dust: I come out of nowhere! I will haunt you in your sleep

He's now holding ADeuces magical pens: Yeah you should've known I'd never do what I'm told He tosses them behind himself smirking: I'm running in the fast lane Yeah I'm going rogue

The attacking bot monsters laugh and sing: "Here comes trouble Here comes trouble! Ruggie laughs as he dodges and swipes at riddle: I'm out of my cage You should be afraid Ruggie gets hit by one of Leona's spells and wipes at his cheek with a smile: Here comes trouble

Two of the hyenas sing and laugh as they circle: (La la-la la-la la-la la) hahahahaha!

He slinks behind the group before disappearing back into the dust: Catch me in the shadows Creeping around in your head He throws a flurry of spells as the blots all attack: got that bravado He makes a sliting throat motion: Watch me scare you dead

he gets multiple hits hit on Leona causing him to stagger: Yeah you should've known I'd never do what you've told he easily runs out of range as the other's spells dissipate behind him: I'm running in the fast lane Yeah I'm going rogue

Ace and grim are knocked down by the hyenas: Here comes trouble riddle is knocked back as he tries to dodge: Here comes trouble Ace and deuce suddenly walk next to Ruggie: I'm out of my cage He grabs their heads and slams them together, dropping them: You should be afraid

He launches them into the dust: Here comes trouble~ A hyena on his right shaking from laughter: (La la-la la-la la-la la) He takes a step forward: Trouble Hyena on his left shaking its head mockingly: (La la-la la-la la-la la) Ruggie smirks as the others take a step back: Trouble

:He tries to swipe jacks pen: Yeah, yeah, I do it like that he snaps his fingers, jack and grim freeze: I'm always on the attack he falls to the floor and the two follow: Lights out, fade to black the hyenas pounce on the two: Yeah, yeah, I do it like that I'm always on the attack he stumbles and laughs as he's hit again by Leona: Lights out, fade to black He screams as he flings his strongest attack: Here comes trouble! The other hyenas echoed his scream: Here comes trouble!

Hes starting to pant: Here comes trouble he flings more and more spells: I'm out of my cage he laughs with crazed eyes smile stretching:You should be afraid fangs bared as he continues his crazed attacking: Here comes trouble

Riddle and Leona advancing and deflecting his attacks: here comes, here comes Ruggie pulled at his smile in pain as its stuck abnormally large by blot running from both his eyes: Trouble the hyenas as they attack on the downed first years: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Jack unleashing beast and protecting the others: Trouble Hyenas hit away by jacks beast form: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Ruggie screams out as he stumbles from jacks final blow: Trouble The hyenas dissipate: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Just as Ruggie passed out and the music cuts: Trouble-

[linabirb]

being in both twst and milgram fandoms is just hearing people say "but :( but they did a bad thing!! so they're bad!!" all the time and sighing and going "bestie.. you're not gonna believe this.. but it's this media's whole point.."

[mytholinerd]

OK TWISTED WONDERLAND AU

AKIN TO THAT ONE MY LITTLE PONY EPISODE ‘magical mystery cure’

Where the first years are magically switched dorms, the reason being it’s probably crowleys fault

But it’s up to Yuu and grim to try and get the first years to remember where they truly belong.

I haven’t fully thought about which first year would go where, but I think it would be funny for dramatic irony sake if Epel still wasn’t placed in Savanaclaw.

[varividchicken]

What about a dreamXD yuu

YuuXD/YuumeXD (DreamXD!Yuu)

They are stuck in another world in the meantime, meaning not able to protect the Dream SMP that it will plunge into chaos.

Oh well, they'll fix it when they get back

Can interact with people when they're asleep. They befriended Silver due to him sleeping a lot that they interacted a lot in his dreams. Perhaps met in the early Arcs. Lilia even took immediate notice as it was odd that Silver has made another friend but not through any physical means.

Silver : You seem different in my dreams

YuumeXD : You seem more awake in your dreams

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Malleus : I think we met in a dream once

YuumeXD : Yeah, uh about that

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Has seen the dreams of those within the NRC premises but not deeply because they're being bounded by a few rules of this world. But are still able to use most of their God powers *cough *creative mode* cough*

YuumeXD : Why can't I go any further in their dreams?

Twst : Spoilers

YuumeXD : Huh??

Has filled Deuce's room full of chicks on his birthday once

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Bonus :

Azul : 🎶If only I could, I'd make a deal with God! 2 Avocados for 10 Bucks!🎵

YuumeXD : 🎵That's not very good🎵

Azul : 🎶Yeah but you're God! isn't money kind of beneath you?🎵

YuumeXD : 🎵It's the principle!!🎶

Azul : 🎵Do you want the Avocados or not?!?!🎶

[robo-milky]

It's because epel got them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur THE FUR the whole dorm is looking at him AT HIM

He knocked the door

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW

He's visiting in a row

Row

ROw

ROW

ROW

*flies away once again on a broom while apple bottom jeans is still playing in the background with a maniacal cackle*

[Context]

…Broom Anon, did you manifest this too?

*I don’t wanna see him and his apple bottom jeans- I want Rook back-*

[darling-in-wonderland]

We all know the eight flavors of mage:

Two-faced

Sporty

Entrepreneurial

Treacherous

Vain

Emo

Militaristic

Miscellaneous