#twst quotes

[equestriagirl16]

_Overblots 1-3_

MC: Lightwork no reaction.

_Overblots 4-6_

MC: Lightwork no reaction..

_Overblot lucky number 7_

MC: OOOOO..ok it’s got a little kick. OOOO-

[hanafubukki]

Weapon

*After The Fall In Glorious Masquerade*

Trein: You can’t use your magic or the flowers will drain you.

Deuce & Epel: *Brings out a bat* Who needs magic to fight?

Azul: Prefect, your friends are an interesting lot- Prefect?!

YN/MC/Yuu: *Takes out a bat too & shrugs* You learn a thing or two from them about defending yourself, and they're not wrong either.

[squidwen]

TWST Scenario

Azul: “But Y/N, how can I improve my image without taking other people’s talents?”

MC/Yuu: “You could change your name.”

Azul: “What’s wrong with Azul?”

MC/Yuu: “Say it backwards.”

Azul: “Luza.” (Loser)

MC/Yuu: …

Jade and Floyd: *try not to be sick from how hard they’re laughing*

Azul: *knows he will never hear the end of this*

[atieroraniron]

Twisted Wonderland quotes#2

[Name] sitting around being bored in Ramschackle and nothing better to do while Grim sits besides them.

[Name]: I'm bored

Grim: Well what are you gonna do about that?

[Name]: ...

Grim: ...

*Grim in a pretty pink dress*

[Name]: *Stands tall and proud of their work*

[Name]: Do you or do you not feel bonita?

Grim: ...

Grim: I feel bonita..

[Name]: Wonderful, because you look bonita!

[Name]: Now I gotta show the rest!

Grim: NO-

[eel-sedate]

TWST QUOTES

deuce spade x gn!reader (platonic)

cw: cursing

MC: Fuck.

Deuce: What's wrong?

MC: Nothing, I just don't know what to say right now. The atmosphere is a bit awkward so I had to at least say something.

Deuce: ... Fair enough.

A/N: Sometimes I day dream about walking on water. I have a huge fishing pool at my house, and I always thought of walking on it. It'd be super cool.

[gigisafeplace]

Twst quotes #04

Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.

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Cater: Croissants: dropped.

Kalim: Road: works ahead.

Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Idia: Shavacado: fre.

Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.

Leona:

Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

-

Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?

Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.

Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.

-

Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.

Yuu: Grass? Yes!

Idia: Moss? Yes!!

Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!

Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.

Yuu: Twigs? Usually!

Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!

Azul: How did you… test this?

Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.

Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.

Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.

Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.

Yuu: You can get me home.

Sam: Don't be such a bitch.

Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

[spadeuce]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #1

Azul: This isn't working out. I'll have to choose a different path.

Jade: Sure. Let us know.

Floyd: Azul, are you gonna pick the socio-path or the psycho-path?

Azul:

Azul: Thanks, Floyd

[kami-kun1003]

twst as things me and my friends have said on discord (part 1?)

Cater: This does not slay, this is a cringefail.

Lilia: One mans cringefail is another mans slay.

~~~ Idia: Yesterday I had an opportunity to fix my sleep schedule and didn’t take it.

Azul: Good, good…

~~~

Silver: Right as I was about to go to sleep, these animals started fighting outside.

Lilia: Let the sounds of violence serve as your lullaby :)

~~~

Ruggie: Ya’ll I’m a poor little boy begging for more soup

~~~

Lilia: *speaking in fae language*

Cater: Can you be more comprehensible???

Lilia: I’m fucking cancelling you on Twitter for calling my language incomprehensible

~~~

Silver: The homoerotic tension between me and my sleep paralysis demon is astounding.

~~~

Cater: Get over here you funky little queer

~~~

Idia: I think everyone should stop fighting everyone else and gay kiss instead

~~~

Azul: Haha I love using our relationship as a bargaining chip, it’s totally not manipulative at all!

~~~

Silver: I’m going to shove a whole cup of ice shards directly into your lungs.

Sebek: TRY ME

~~~

Silver: Well well well, if it isn’t my constant sleepiness coming to bite me in the ass again. Do your worst, bitch.

~~~

Lilia: I was such a clown back then.

Lilia: I still am, but a smarter one.

[sahinechan]

*hanging out with the first years*

Ace: Hey Mc/Yuu, we have a question for you

Mc/Yuu: What is it?

Deuce: if all of us are in REAL danger, who would you save?

Mc/Yuu: I won't save any of you

Everyone: oh..

Mc/Yuu: ..i would die with all of you because I'd rather go with you than live a life full of guilt and despair for not being able to save everyone.

Everyone: *touched and internally screams*

[luciformcore]

OK. I heard the news about an official Fem!MC named Yuuka Hirasaka featuring soon in Savannaclaw manga and my reaction:

SHE'S AN ABSOLUTELY GIRLBOSS FR LIKE SHE GOT SOME MULAN OR ANY PRINCESS THAT ISN'T A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS OR CAN ABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF VIBES 👀✨.

literally a fav fem mc now but Twisted Wonderland Fandom, hear me out... Imagine so much pain Leona is going to deal with since Yuuka is a judo fighter and this is going to be so much content of watching him suffering to respect women like her 😈

Grim liked the idea I have said:

(Note: Sorry I haven't posted much due to school but here I am in holiday)

[anekogia]

Ace *Acting cool*: This chance is hard to come by, so show me all that you got~. I promise I'll be gentle~.

MC/Yuu *Holding up their cards*: Ace, this is just a poker game. Don't have to take it so seriously.

MC/Yuu: Also, I know you stole that quote from Genshin Impact.

Ace: Damn it...

[equestriagirl16]

((Twst spoilers))

MC: I won’t let you do this to my friends!

Rollo: My apologies but I don’t plan on negotiating with any acquaintance of these heathens！*SLAP*

MC: UGH-

Rollo: Now I can finally rid the world of-why do I hear boss music?

[hanafubukki]

Like Father Like Son

*Rollo talking to YN/MC/Yuu*

Malleus: *Glares from the side* So you have chosen death.

~*Later*~

Rollo: *Laughing evilly while everyone falls*

Lilia: *Appears behind Rollo* So you have chosen death.

[olivyh]

ace making a “your mom” joke and deuce just fuckin decking him

[atieroraniron]

Twisted wonderland quotes#1

Ace: WAKE ME UP!

Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Ace: CAN'T WAKE UP!

Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Jack and Sebek: SAVE MEEEE!

[Name]: ...

Grim: ...

[Name]: Skill issue fr-

Grim be like:

[dianethepisceswitch]

"NICE SHOT!" -Jamil Viper