#twst shitposts

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

who wants to tell him??

Fellow, at the end of Playful Land: lmao I would never want to go to your shitty school, NRC brats!!

Rollo:

Rollo, with a playable SSR 1 year after his event: Neither did I, and look where that got me.

[kenchann]

treyrook is so good frfr

[wonderlandinsalem]

Idia: Ever since my grandma died my dad has been making bad end route choices

Yuu: Oh no

Yuu: Does he do drugs or something?

Idia: He kidnapped Mark Zuckerberg

[tinyfantasminha]

we don't want fur on the food now do we

[r-aindr0p]

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

[forgwater]

[lullamiine]

Yuus. (affectionately)

I got more ideas for them so be prepared >:3

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

loser energy

Just when I thought nothing could surpass Rollo's patheticness... 💀 and then in comes Fellow using the loudspeaker system in the amusement park to gloat about how he has captured some NRC students and taunt the ones he's still hunting down... AND NOT HIM KISSING ASS TO HIS BOSS UP UNTIL THEY HANG UP ON HIM..... . ... ....... . . . ...... .... . . . .. . . ... .. . .. Loser behavior fr 🤡

[snowberryc]

When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:

You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.

[wonderlandinsalem]

Lilia: I always love when people defend their fantasy romance related kinks because half of them are along the lines of

Riddle: Of course I love this stuff, my parents didn't hold me as a child

Lilia: And the other half are more

Yuu: Yeah, obviously I'm gonna fuck the dragon

Yuu: He's financially stable and owns a house

Cater: In his human form, right?

Yuu: His what?

Kinda inspired by that Malleus×Bard!Reader fic that I forgot the name of

Someone pls lmk the title if you know what I'm talking about dbsbsb

Edit: It's called Monster Mayhem: Donkeys & Dragons

[inkblot-mirror]

I made a Silver version as one of my first posts here, but this arguably fits better

[tinyfantasminha]

guys unfortunately ace trappola has to die I have to kill him

[r-aindr0p]

✨Bon appétit ✨

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you

Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~

Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect

~later~

Azul: so what's with the bruises?

Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean

Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect

[helveroz]

I’m still trying to find my apology speech

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