#txf watching

[actual-changeling]

literally how are they not constantly falling over each other. who walks like this. it's fuck o'clock in the morning and the entire hallway is empty but they're not just walking NEXT to each other, oh no. she's literally half in front of him and he's glued to her back.

they're still twisting their necks to have sexually charged eye contact instead of putting an inch of space between them. his hand could be on her ass and we wouldn't even know.

you could handcuff them together and they probably wouldn't even notice for several hours.

[oldmanffucker]

Cuddy & Scully would change the fabric of the universe if they met

[jodians]

the fbi was going through the craziest shit in the 90s like what the hell do you mean they needed to use an insanely dangerous cannibal for information to catch a serial killer who is murdering innocent families for his becoming of a god that is possessed by a dragon, then having to use him AGAIN to catch another serial killer who is murdering girls (including a senator’s daughter) to wear their skin as a suit while some other girl died under mysterious circumstances while other people are getting abducted by aliens and being terrorized by the paranormal while ALSO across the country, there’s a satanist who is possessing dolls and using a former nurse to kill more families???

[windwenn]

The sillies (they have consumed my soul)

[puppmeo]

I just know she is dragging that butch around by his carabiner

[enoughslices]

the appropriate and professional distance from which to discuss a toxicology report with your colleague

definitely work stuff definitely not the prelude to a kiss

[rosenkranz-does-things]

saw a post that was like "I dropped the x files because I'm too gay to be into msr" and was so surprised but then remembered that not everyone has seen the light of the truth (they're a butch/femme couple)

the photo that inspired this is under the cut

[mulderscully]

[salaciouscrumbb]

the x-files is funny because you will have heard rumblings of the most romantic shit you’ve ever heard (you’re the only one who believes me, you’re my one in five billion) and when you finally get there it’s from the evil bug man telemarketer episode.

[excuse-me-thanks]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT ALL THIS TIME THAT I’VE BEEN SEEING THE “I WANT TO BELIEVE” MOTIF OUT IN THE WORLD

THAT IT WASN’T ABOUT ALIENS

IT WAS ABOUT A MAN WHO LOST HIS SISTER AND WANTS TO BELIEVE SHE’LL COME HOME????????

[sentientsky]

i haven’t seen a single episode of x-files in its entirety. but this is canon because i said so. i’m chris carter btw xoxo

[actual-changeling]

"don't worry scully, i can fix it"

(spoiler alert: he could not. scully had to rescue him)

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Fight the Future (1998)

[opentheskies]

[pdwoozi]

2.12 Aubrey

[izzy-g-art]

Little doodle to celebrate the anniversary of the X Files!