#tyyyy 4 ur ask!

[eroset]

hello!! hole ur doing well, can i request top!m reader w beel from OM? smth involving lingeries n feminization maybe? tyyy<3

TYYYY FOR REQUESTING THIS I GOT CARRIED AWAY CZ I LUUUUUUV BEEL + LINGERIE + FEMINIZATION IT MAKES ME CRAZY KISSES KISSES u accidentally hit one of my favvvv things so idc that its outrageously long <33333 the typo is so funny i would be doing better with a hole. anyway i am doing well here is a gift just 4 u my love hee hee i hope u like itttt🙈

cw: chest/nipple play (c. receiving), chestjob (r. receiving), oral (r. receiving), feminization, praise. ended up making reader more of a soft dom than just a top so 4give me if you did not want that <33

minors dni!

"what is this?"

on his knees in front of your closet in the aftermath of a failed stashed snack raid, beelzebub holds up a fine strip of fabric; a shimmering piece from a lingerie set that costed more than your life, probably.

"oh, that's from asmo. he said i could break it in."

beel gives you a blank look as you speak. "break it in?" and you see his hands tense toward the literal, flexing in a manner as if he intends to shred the fabric. your hand shoots out to grab his wrist, though you know your own strength won't stop him.

"as in use!" you breathe out a sigh of relief when he stops.

"why couldn't asmo use it? isn't it his?" he holds it up to inspect it properly. it's a white, lacy thing with a delicate trim that catches in the light. it's transparent and gauzy in places, with silk ribbons to hold it all together. it's pretty.

not functional, though. asmo had been given a boxed promotional set in an array of sizes, many of which were much too big for him, and much too expensive to just brazenly throw out. he'd opted instead to pawn gift them to you.

beel frowns when you explain this. runs a thumb over the fabric, thoughtful. "it doesn't look too big."

you grin. "he said the top half was way too big for him. he doesn't like women's lingerie, says it fits weird on him. it'd probably fit you, though." you stand from your crouched position beside him, ruffling his hair. "your chest is like a girl's, anyway. guess you're luckier than he is."

and something clicks.

...

it takes months from then for him to work up to this.

for someone like beelzebub, who is simple in his pleasures, who doesn't bother thinking over what he would and wouldn't theoretically like (what's the point?), who is instead content in sticking to what he knows feels good and basks in it, this is a step in a direction he doesn't know what to make of.

but he doesn't see the point thinking too much about it, because if it feels good, then what does it matter?

and it does feel good. it felt good when you said it so easily with him on his knees: your chest is like a girl's, anyway. and when you joked during levi's boring tabletop roleplaying game on your character's twist royal lineage, when asked who your princess would be, your hand flirtily on his knee under the table: beel, i guess. and after one of his work out sessions, when his shirt rode up and you zeroed in on it like a moth to a flame, smoothed a hand thoughtfully over his waist: like one of those bikini models in mammon's fashion magazines.

and it feels good now, when you have him seated on your lap on your couch like something precious, dressed up for you in white lace and silk.

beel doesn't feel self-conscious, even when he's wearing so little. the lingerie fits him well, as you'd predicted. the bralette of the dress clings to his chest, stretched tight over his pecs and fanning out in a pretty skirt that he can't help but fidget with. the suspender belt and stockings were a fight to get on, but they make his legs feel smooth, and he likes the way your eyes darken when you gaze over his skin pudging out of the tight straps crossing up his thighs.

"no," he says with a shake of his head, and he leans forward a little, into you, still towering over you. it's a wonder how you can make him feel small and cherished when he's so much bigger than you are. his thick thighs splay across your hips, and they tense when you run your hands over them.

"you look like a doll," you say with a smile, and that look is in your eye again. it makes his stomach hot. your finger hooks under one of the straps on his thigh and pull it taut. it pops back against his skin with a snap!, and he jumps. you smile at that, too. it makes his stomach hotter.

he sits still while your hands work over him, smoothing and cupping over his body. sometimes over the lingerie and sometimes under, and the touches are long and hot enough for him to end up with him starting to get hard, tense in the way he always gets when he wants friction but wants even more to behave for you. it feels weird to be stroked like this, like you really are admiring the craftmanship of a doll, or maybe just groping him like a pervert, but it's not unpleasant.

"it fits you so well." you pinch and stoke up his waist, just under the hem of the bralette, and he finally realizes your intent when he sees your eyes fix on his chest. "especially here." oh, but he's always too quick to get worked up when you play around with him like this.

"um, wait," he says, hands flying to circle your arms, but your palms are already cupping the meat of his pecs firmly, and he jerks forward without meaning to. instead of pulling them away, all he can do is cling to your forearms when you make a massaging motion. heat coils in him and he releases a heavy sigh. "i..."

you look back up at him, feigning innocence. "is something wrong?"

"no, i just- ah," he mumbles, suddenly embarrassed. his knees try to knock together but only end up squeezing your hips. "my chest..." his tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.

beelzebub doesn't continue. your hands continue their motions, kneading his pecs with the firm intent of making him blush and shudder in your lap, and of course it works - his chest has always been sensitive. his arms shake when they circle your head to rest his forearms along the back of the couch, leaning into your touch.

he chokes out a sound when your thumbs finally press over his nipples, and his hips stutter into yours. you rub them in short, firm circles that make him purr, boneless against you, feeling much too hot to really lament getting hard so quickly. you've always liked to exploit this weakness of his.

your hips cant up into his hips and he whines against your neck open-mouthed as you roll them between your thumbs. "that was fast."

"uh-huh," he pants. he rolls his hips firmly and without rhythm, just seeking friction - you haven't reprimanded him for it, so he's not doing anything wrong, right? he continues rocking eagerly.

"i was right about what i said before," you coo into his ear, a distraction from your nips and squeezes at his nipples between your fingers. "your chest is like a girl's." and you press down on them again, hard, and buck your hips up just right, and he melts against you with a sweet moan.

it's a short-lived pleasure. he grumbles a confused sound when you push him back, leaning him back in your lap. his cock is hard and heavy, straining up against his white panties, but they must be enchanted to stay in place. he jerks forward without meaning to when you give his chest one final squeeze, a glint in your eyes.

"i wanna see what else i can do with them."

...

beelzebub sits dutifully between your spread thighs, ignoring the fire in his gut in favor of staring in anticipation at your cock tenting against the zipper of your jeans.

"it tastes weird," he complains as you swipe your thumb under his lower lip, wiping away any wayward pink. but his eyes remain glued to your cock, and he swallows reflexively.

"not about how it tastes. it's supposed to make you look pretty." you cap the lipstick and set it aside. (or was it lip gloss? he doesn't know the difference.)

beel squirms a little and finally tears his gaze from your bulge, hands tentatively squeezing your knees. "do i?" he asks quietly. he looks away when you meet his gaze, bashful. "do i look pretty like a..." you've called him pretty in the past, but this time...

your hand catches on his jaw and force his head back to look at you. "like a girl?" you clarify, and your grip softens with a fond smile when he slowly and bashfully nods. your thumb presses against his lips, despite being so careful in your application of color, and he opens it pliantly. "you look like a very pretty girl, beel."

"oh," he breathes, your thumb pressed firmly on his tongue while your knuckles hold under his chin, keeping his mouth open. he squeezes your knees again and clenches his own together and his eyes once more fall down when your other hand drifts to your zipper.

he should be embarrassed about the way he salivates when your cock springs free, especially since you can feel it when you hold his mouth open. you fist your cock and stroke it slowly, watching as he swallows reflexively around nothing, and his spine tingles when you chuckle lowly.

"sit still, beel." you warn, and pull him toward your cock and angle it properly for him, just enough to almost graze the hot head of it against his tongue. you say something else but just the smell of you so close to him has his brain sparking. all he can do is nod to whatever you said, sharp and jerky, eyes wide and begging.

but you still don't release him. you keep your grip on his chin, holding him in place as you slowly and firmly stroke yourself, head angled toward his tongue, so close, as if you were just going to cum over his tongue and he whines low, now confused. you knew how much he loved you in his mouth- what were you doing?

you smile as beel squirms, this time shifting to angle your hips up a little. but when you pull him forward, you pull him up- away from your cock, and the momentum pulls his chest forward, cushioning it against your stomach. you sigh at the feeling and release his mouth, which is drooling freely.

"like this," you murmur, your hands guiding his to the sides of his chest. he pushes his pecs together as you direct him to, wobbling a little on his knees before he steadies himself.

his eye snap from your cock sandwiched between his pecs to your face a little frantically once he realizes that you aren't, in fact, going to throatfuck him. "but-"

"not yet, baby," you croon, like he's so silly for wanting your cock in his mouth instead of between his tits. "said i wanted to play with your chest more, didn't i? you're doing so good."

one of your hands grips his hair at the back of his head, not enough to hurt, just to steady him. the other wiggles between where you're connected; you fiddle with the ribboned straps of his bralette, feeding your cock underneath it to hug it firmly between his pecs, and he shudders when you rub one of his nipples with a thumb for good measure before you lean back.

like this, you direct, and beel can't help but obey you when you manhandle him in in how to move. it's a much tighter fit than he thought it'd be- the meat of his chest already pops a bit between the ribbons, made all the tighter with the heat of your thick cock pulsing between them. he's clumsy at first, not sure how tight to squeeze or how fast to move, but he gains a slow and steady rhythm after a while, one that makes you coo in approval.

the sight of it is mesmerizing, your fat cockhead thrusting in and out of his pecs with a slick pop every time it reappears. it's hot and sticky from his drool, which makes for an easier glide, and soon he's getting into it too, panting a little every time he goes down.

and with you groaning above him, his own arousal is long forgotten in favor of chasing yours.

you thrust your hips up once when he strokes down and your cock hits his chin, smearing against his lips; he gasps and heat floods him at the taste, the way it always does. his tongue sticks out reflexively, swirling around the head of your cock, and when you don't scold him he moans around it, head bobbing down.

from this position he can't take much, but even just the inch he gets in his mouth is amazing. he sucks it dutifully, reverently, and massages his chest around you, coaxing your cock to spit more delicious precum against his tongue.

"fuck," you wheeze, and beelzebub gargles a moan when you thrust up higher. "your mouth's so fucking hot." your tone makes his hole clench, but before he can really get into it, the grip you have on his hair pulls his head off. he suckles at your head as you pull out, a strand of saliva connecting your pulsing head to his mouth.

he licks his lips greedily, savoring the flavor, and pants open-mouthed when you thrust between his chest. "more," he whines, tongue hanging out to catch your cockhead every time you thrust up. he squeezes his pecs together and bounces them on your cock, eager for your cum, and moans when you hiss in pleasure.

"jus' like that," you slur, rocking your hips with him. "so good, you're doing so good."

he sucks at your head greedily whenever it reaches his mouth, tonguing your slit and laving it with care, all the while pinching and rolling you in his chest. his hips buck against one of your calves clumsily, more of an afterthought to the pleasure of his mouth, and he chokes on his spit when you abruptly shove his head down, feeding your cock in deeper.

"take it," you grunt, and he sucks you into his mouth as deep as he can with his chest in the way. it's wet and sticky from drool and precum, and your balls slap noisily against the underside of his pecs every time he bounces them down. it's lewd but he doesn't care, too caught up in the wet heat of everything to focus on anything else but your voice and your cock throbbing against his chest and the way your free hand thumbs at one of his nipples. "that's it, take it, swallow it all like a good girl."

he does so obediently, moaning all the while, swallowing down the thick load you give him, hot and sticky in his mouth, like a good girl. he can feel everything, every throb of your lipstick-peppered cock between his chest as you thrust into him, every pulse of your heavy balls against the satin ropes crossing his chest as your cock spits rope after rope of sticky cum over his tongue and the back of his throat. he doesn't stop, milking you for as much cum as he can get; swirls his tongue against your head as he sucks, head bobbing, massaging his tits around you. the extra attention makes it last longer than most of your orgasms, and you grunt and roll your hips with him, prolonging it for as much as you can. his eyes roll. he's in heaven.

finally, you eventually pull beel off, this time with more effort- he suckles you all the while, greedy to keep you in, and finally separates with a final yank and a satisfying pop. “tastes so good.” he drools, still panting, rubbing his cheek against your thigh, a slow, satisfied look creeping into his dewy eyes.

he rubs his cheek against your palm happily when you settle it down on him, like a cat, not caring about the smearing of drool or lipstick or cum. the heat in him hasn't quelled, but he's more sated now with a bellyful of your hot cum. his favorite snack. your other hand fidgets with his chest and he squeaks when you tweak his nipples, pulling your cock free from under his lingerie with a lewd, sticky sound.

he almost thinks you're done until you knock your calf up, right against his cock- he moans suddenly and jerks his hips down to meet you, gripping your spit-stained jeans.

"we're not done yet, don't worry." your fist returns to his hair and pulls him up higher and higher, knee firm between his legs, until you can pepper his jaw with kisses. "don't you want me to fuck you like a good girl, too, beel?"

[sojutrait]

soju, first okay LOVING the recent builds here and like the last few anons, I too check your tumblr like every other day lol I’m always looking for some good drama and sims inspo!

second, I was just wondering how you envision your sims meeting sims and becoming friends and partners with- I feel like my sim gets way too likable (growing together capability system is super overpowered, and she has amazing capability with everyone). do you use any mods that enhances capabilities/like and dislikes for big friend groups/big families?? I don’t see many active simblrs with large families/friend groups like your households so I thought I’d ask :)) pls and thanks friend !

TYYYY💕💕💕

these days i usually just make my sims friend groups and make sure i give them all likes and dislikes myself just so they can actually have compatibility (or not) with my sims. i def agree sometimes they do too much with handing out "amazing compatibility" with literally every sim u meet 😭😭 but i find that if u give ur sims a good amount of dislikes it can affect it better!! i usually try to have my sims at least dislike 3-4 different sim characteristics.

i dont use any mods that affect likes or dislikes like that but i do use the first impressions mod and that can affect how ur sims mesh together as well!

[the-moth-from-elsewhere]

also, JUST realised I never actually asked 4 ur pronouns SOOOOOOO What do ya go by? :D Nicknames, pronouns, just wanna make sure I get things right! Y'know? (I go by she/her!) :>>>>> TYYYY!!!!! <333333

Okay I’ll tell ya no problem but first I want you to guess because I’m curious

what vibes do I give

[helyiios]

series of random asks #4:

what is the best language for:

shouting

being polite

being mopey

being happy

flirting

complimenting

being passive-aggressive

what's a food that sounds tasty but actually isn't?

are chocolates or fruit-flavored candy better?

what food soothes a sore throat?

what's one unique thing you do that you've never seen anybody else do ever?

is there any usefulness in having fingerless gloves?

is pop music or classical music better?

tyyyy

-the best language for all of those is french. here

NIQUE TA SALOPE DE MÈRE ESPÈCE DE DÉCHET DE MES COUILLES

je vous prie d’agréer mes sentiments les plus sincères

Quand le ciel bas et lourd pèse comme un couvercle/Sur l'esprit gémissant en proie aux longs ennuis,/Et que de l'horizon embrassant tout le cercle/Il nous verse un jour noir plus triste que les nuits

SA RAAAACE JKIFFE TROP

salut bb t’as un 06 pour que tu mzero suces?

Ton père ca srait ps un voleur pck il a volé les étoiles et les a mises ds t’es yeux wsh😙

ok bah si qqn ici était moins BÊTE alors peut être qu’on en serait pas là mais t’inquiète c’est pas grave on garde la pêche

-anything overly chocolatey

-i dont really like either

-milk and honey? or ur dads dick

-im a really common person who does really common things, sadly.

-looking homeless i guess. im KIDDING don’t come at me

-both are wonderful. i love bizet’s L’Arlesienne Suite n.1 Prélude as much as glass animals

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

august help rat and i are going absolutely feral over running minds au . i didnt even know anything abt fnaf before this but i have been CONVERTED homestly . i need to ficify it so bad . God . oh right thats why im here i was wondering if you have like any writing tips ?? because i have Zero Clue what im doing and you are By Far the best writer out of everyone i know Shoves microphone in your face whats your advice to someone who has like never written ever . actually i have an unrelated actually pretty decent quarter-ish of a fanfic sitting in my notes app but i barely remember how i Did That so it doesn't count i dont remember what wizardry i performed to materialize all those Words

OKAY OKAY OKAY ive figured it alllll out. its honestly not much but it's My process. LETS A GO

august's shitass guide to all things fanfiction and planning (which is near nonexistant!) 🔥

i will be using my current nano project for this because honestly this is the epitamy of writing i have right now and i love talkin about it. sooooo GOOOO

1: Bare Basics

the tagline. the who when what where why. why are u writing this fanfic. for me its the Talking: i want my angel and demon to talk about Feelings, so im gonna make them talk about FEELINGS. this is personal fulfillment. it might take a while to get there, but i want them to TALK. for you, i suppose would be for ford and michael to meet and go on whimscal adventures. basics!

2: How To Get There

so how are we making aziraphale and crowley talk. how are we getting ford and michael afton smushed together in the multiverse. you, of course, have told me how that works. now is it important enought to flesh that out before the rest or just needs to be explained in a quick flashback? your pick, but since my topic is so vague, i definitely need context before it. that, my friend, is up to you. nothing much more to it. if u dont know how to start a fic, just explain how we got to what's intriguing about it (the crossover :))

3: Notes.

now is where the process BEGINS. what happens in the story. i usually start with miscellanous bullet points--everything i want to happen, no matter the order it'll happen, in a little page. here's a picture of one of my pages ib my notebook, with things i want to happen in my titanic fic (handwriting reveal?!??!) (TEA, IF UR READING THIS SOMEHOW, DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES🫵🫵🫵) (SORY FOR HURRIED SCRIBLES, I WAS TRYNA REMEMBER IT ALL)

there's literally no order. just stuff that need to be there, there. even if its as simple as the au coming to fruition, or even just one conversation, PUT IT THERE. its all the appeal. what you're doing this for. dontforget....

4: Outlines

now, before i tell you how to do this, there really isn't a way. here's a picture of my timeline for the fic mentioned earlier (not the titanic fic) (TEA AND OTHER READERS OF THE SERIES, ALSO DO NOT LOOK TYYYY ❤️❤️)

see? complicated as fuck. it doesnt have to be that way tho, obviously: each chapter or one shot could be as simple as "michael is fucking ZAPPED, and meets ford" it just has to be something to work with. (i, on the other hand, need extensive help. so. there's the thing above. theres eve more its just online)

there really isn't too much other than that in the planning department. understand why you're doing it, know how to get there, and PLAN. detail it out. idk if this is an adequet explanation actually. if u need more specifics i can try again, but is what i got. do what works for you, work at ur pace, and such like. it doesnt have to be at this level, or even close. have fucking fun, dude. if u need morehelp, pls ask, or even consult blogs that help out specifcally for that stuff. GOOD LUCK!!!!! <3

[theinvisiblemuseum]

hiii!! i want to know ur top 5 characters to draw!! and your top five favorite bands!!!

hiiii nat !! 🌟 these r fun ones tyyyy

top 5 characters to draw:

1. pandora

2. regulus

3. lily

4. marlene

5. sirius

top 5 bands (top 3 r pretty set but 4/5 can vary):

1. hippo campus

2. beach house

3. the strokes

4. joy division

5. the neighbourhood

ask me my top 5 anything !

[dabisbratz]

WAIIITTT WWE'RE MOOTS???? 😧 OHNMGYDWHAT???

im moots w my idol?? ohmy gee golly goodness, LIKE IM SO SUPRISED RN???

HIIII MOOT!! n tysm 4 ur kind words, im gonna eat more of ur works now as a ty 😍 ALSO UR THEME??? DONT HURT EM NOW, SONNY, DONT HURT EM!!! 🤩

WOOOOOWIIIEEE ITS SO AMAZING??? ima start bendin over backwards 4 ur themes n ur writing atp, URE TOO AMAZING??? like ur writings r not like writings!!! [/pos] I NEED TO LOOK UP COMPLIMENTS OH MY GOSH 😭

BUT HRU?? can i ask that question,, IM TOO NERVOUS 4 THIS 😭

we’ve been moots for a long time!! y’only jus noticed? n whyre you surprised!!LWVSIAJE TYYYY i put a lotta time n money into my layouts!! glad you like em <333 yours is super nice too! emily the strange <3

of course you can!! don’t be nervous, i don bite ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ! mdoin good! currentlyyyy tryin to figure out how to continue a collab fic ㅜㅁㅜ but how’re you?

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

hiiiii 2, 14, 25 and 47 for the ask game!! :DD <3

dudeee omg u r QUICK wow ok hiiiiii

2. Describe your favorite pair of socks OOH this is actually sad now BECAUSE i used to have so many favourite socks when i was like 10 but after going 2 secondary school the uniform code means ur not allowed socks that arent fully black :( and ive never rlly bothered 2 get any different socks so ALL my socks r almost fully black. BUT. WAIT. i have 1 pair of socks that arent black AND. they r white fluffy socks with a little cat face and little cat ears on AND THEYRE SO CUTE i love them im jsut sad i dont have more like them. but yes. cute fluffy cat socks.

14. What are some places where you feel most at home? oh hmmmm well its difficult 2 know but on sunny days when my familys out and im w my cat THAT makes home feel like. Home. but like properly. but alsooo. Huh. didnt think thisd be such a difficult question wow. idk i guess its more situations that feel like home rather than places Yaknow. likeee. the summer feels like home bc going out feels more comfortable. actually yeah id say most Outside places in my town on reallyyy sunny days bc everything just feels Nicer. yeaaaa

25. Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Are there any that you want? NO i have none and im SOO sad abt it. id definitelyyy want some piercings eventually i have NO idea what piercings id want tho. idk it seems like itd be fun 2 be able 2 wear more kinds of jewellery tho bc im ALWAYS drawing my characters w jewellery n shit. as for tattoos i also have none BUT. I REALLY WANT A CAT TATTOO. SOMEWHERE. and some others but idrk abt that either. but i need a cat tattoo. a cattoo. yessss.

47. Do you like to go on walks? welll it depends most of the time not rlly bc it rlly hurts to walk 4 so long altho most of the time my irls consider Hanging out to be just ALWAYS going on walks so i enjoy them in that sense bc i get 2 hang out w my friends ! errr i DO like walks on sunny days in pretty places until i get like. 20 minutes in then it hurts still. yea. but yea i like going places as long as i go w/o my family haha.

(tyyyy 4 the askkk <3333)

[mirrorballsss]

5, 10, 17 for your ask game <3

I AM ANSWERING ONE OF UR ASKS FINALLY

5. my fav form of potato i feel like has to be french fries they’re too iconic and consumable

10. i actually ask for water, but if i had to choose im a apple juice girly 4 life

17. probably like crack all of my bones like my neck and my fingers if that’s the first one i can think of off the top of my head

TYYYY BESTIEEEE 😘😘😘🫶🫶🫶

[kildarecoots]

i dont know a lot abt kildare, but i love your drawings of him and would love to know more abt him/ur version of him ! also some good comic recs with him in them would be appreciated if you got em :vD

hello!!!! thank u sm!!!!

my version of him is basically; if og comic kildare was rebooted and appeared in the ducktales 2017 reboot:

this image comes from the ducktales comic countdown to termination (2018). this background character isn't offically confirmed to be Kildare but after seeing this character listed as Kildare on a wiki i completely ran with it & as others have said, the resemblance seems more than intentional (eyes, beak shape, hair, the way he's drawn, even the clothing choice makes complete sense to me personally).

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i've thought about him so much that tbh its hard to like dump everything about him because its just so much lool but here r some main points i think

• Kildare is the son of Cuthbert Coot.

•During his childhood he mainly spent time with his cousin Fethry. they were really close and played all the time despite them living quite far away from each other

•in his original source he is never given any specific diagnosis despite mental illness being a central part of his initial characterisation. i interpreted this as like.......not every random needs to know yknow. it's kinda private. He has an illness that involves experiencing psychosis and irregular moods but you don't really need to know unless you're Fethry or Donald or Della or Gladstone or Gideon or one of his close people yknow? I hav my specific headcanons and u hav urs <3

•he practices natural horsemanship, loves the family ranch's horses and horses in general. He thinks they are so cute and wonderful. He hates seeing them & animals in general get mistreated. it upsets him so much. he truly has a real friendship with the horses. His favourite and most trusted horse is called Sweetheart.

•he loves making music!! music is so important to him. Him, Donald and Fethry were in a band called "Ducking Work" when they were like 18-20. he has always enjoyed writing and composing music, finding it a great outlet! he loves rock and country. he's a good drummer.

•he is Fethry's best friend and i cannot stress this enough

•never lost his southern accent

•super extroverted and loves to make friends, meet new people and explore new places.

•he is also rlly close with Della and the grief he felt after she disappeared & was presumed dead definitely contributed 2 one certain hospitalisation.

•he has always helped out as a ranch hand as expected and even when he's an adult he still helps his dad out with the ranch despite not living there anymore

•Gideon is Kildare's favourite uncle!

•He often stays with his grandma Elvira and cousin Gus and helps out there as well....even though they tell him he doesn't have to. But he literally finds it so fun. Who are they to stop him feeding every cow and learning their personalities and hauling bails of hay on his back every day.

•he is very compassionate and empathetic and is always there for his family and friends. he has been through a lot in his life and it's made him super good at comforting others and understanding people and is always ready to sprint to try & cheer his family + loved ones up. they love and appreciate Kildare so much.

•Gideon McDuck had partial "guardianship" over him. Kildare also works at Gideon's newspaper The Cricket as a reporter!

• ↑ Cuthbert wasn't able to cope with looking after Kildare alone

•a lot of the original comic content involves his family just endlessly getting annoyed with him & that's one thing i love to reverse with my version of him. Donald especially i feel would be way more understanding of Kildare and not treat him anywhere near how he's written treating him in the original comics. Donald in Dt'17 literally starts going to therapy himself. like. Kildare would probably wear Donald down a lot at times bc of his energetic nature/mania sure but he would never be ableist to him on that level ever like being ashamed to be related to him & badmouthing him to the triplets. trust me i know him personally

•he also loves cooking. and baking. he learned from the best (Elvira Coot).

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the best collection of kildare featured comics is here compiled by @fethrybestduck !!

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

>:)))

OH THAT IS SO MANY THINGS,,,,,, TYYYYYYY what kinda cookies we making. i vote those peanut butter ones with the hershey kisses in them. or snickerdoodles. hell yeah

[saturnznct]

your birthday | lmk

➸ request from anon; heyyy, i love ur dad mark fics sm that i was wondering if i could request one where it’s reader’s birthday and mark with the kids surprise reader, or like the kids just have a day out with mark and reader? idrm what u write i love reading ur dad scenarios sm :)) tyyyy

➸ note; hiya anon thank you so much ! i’m sorry this took so long and i honestly don’t love this but i hope you like it xx

➸ word count; 1009 words

➸ lucas; aged 9, noah; aged 7, maeve; aged 4

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You wake up alone on your birthday. Most mornings you wake up and you’re in Mark’s arms, but occasionally he’s not there, having to deal with one of your three children. You couldn’t fault him for that.

But something felt off… it was quiet, silent actually. Usually you would hear the sound of Maeve talking or Noah playing with his toys, even the hum of the TV, but right now, nothing.

You roll out of bed to investigate.

‘Mark?’ You call, poking your head around your kids bedroom doors, but to no avail.

‘Lucas?’ There’s silence when you call out for your oldest.

‘Noah? Maeve?’ Still silence. You half expect birthday decorations to be displayed everywhere when you get downstairs, maybe they’d just gone out for something expecting you to stay asleep. But downstairs is completely bare.

Did they forget?

You don’t massively expect Noah or Maeve to remember, they’re only little, but Mark? Your partner of over ten years?

Your heart breaks a bit, dejection filling your thoughts. Oh well.

Where are you

You message Mark, before locking your phone and tossing it to the side, preparing to make yourself some breakfast.

At the park with the kids. Why?

You just ignore his texts, too annoyed and upset to even talk to him right now. You spend the beginning of your birthday nibbling at pieces of toast, scrolling through your phone and responding to birthday messages from your friends.

Around an hour and a half after you wake up, Mark, Lucas, Noah and Maeve return home. Noah, forever the mama’s boy comes straight to you.

‘Mummy/mommy,’ he smiles. Lucas shifts awkwardly on his feet and Maeve kind of just ignores you, trying to get Mark’s attention about something.

‘Hiya No,’ you kiss his head, ‘did you have fun?’

‘We did, didn’t we?’ Mark grins, ’sorry I didn’t leave a note or anything, you must’ve been really confused.’

‘It’s fine,’ you shrug. The kids have dispersed, likely back into their own rooms. Mark is still walking backwards and forwards, putting whatever items he brought with him away.

‘Oh, and baby?’ Mark stops momentarily.

‘Yeah?’ You perk up, thinking maybe it’s finally time for a birthday wish.

‘Johnny and his wife asked if we could move that dinner to tonight, so I said yeah, cause I didn’t think we had anything else going on. Is that ok?’

‘Yeah Mark. Fine,’ you huff, storming off into your bedroom.

Mark waits a few moments until he hears the door shut.

‘Kids, kids, gather,’ he drops down to his knees so he’s on level with his two youngest.

‘Mummy/mommy definitely thinks we forgot now. Mae, I’m gonna need you to convince her to take you for ice cream or a toy or something, tell her that I promised she would.’

Maeve nods, confident in her ability to sway you.

‘Then boys, get the decorations out of the cupboard under the stairs, Noah ask Lucas to help you if they’re too heavy. And then you two can help me decorate, ok?’

‘Okay,’ his sons affirm.

‘Maeve, give it ten minutes,’ Mark instructs.

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‘Is it nice?’

Maeve nods, too busy digging into her strawberry ice cream. Her hair is flying around in the wind, so you grab a hair tie from your bag and begin plaiting it.

‘I’m happy you like it,’ you kiss her cheek, ‘I’m so proud of you recently, you’re going to start big girl school soon.’

Maeve hides her face in your neck in embarrassment, leaving a sticky ice cream mark on your skin, but you don’t mind.

‘Thank you for my ice cream mummy/mommy,’ Maeve shovels more into her mouth.

You giggle, ‘you’re welcome.’

‘Mama?’ She suddenly asks.

‘Yeah baby?’

‘Are you sad today?’

You’re slightly taken aback by her questioning, wondering how on earth she read you so well.

‘No,’ you lie, ‘why would you say that?’

‘You were sad after talking to daddy… did he make you sad?’

Maeve was so young she couldn’t see the correlation between your conversation and the surprise that Mark and the boys were currently formulating.

‘No, daddy didn’t make me sad,’ you reassure her, ‘sometimes adults just have little arguments. Like Lucas and Noah do.’

‘Will daddy say sorry?’ Maeve asks, recalling the end of most of her brother’s tiffs.

‘I hope so,’ you nod, ‘he usually does.’

‘I want you to be happy today,’ Maeve then randomly offers you a spoonful of ice cream, which you happily accept.

‘I am happy, every day when I’m with you.’

Maeve giggles and blushes, prompting your heart to melt. At this point, you weren’t too bothered that Mark had forgotten your birthday. You were having the most amazing bonding time with your daughter, your youngest child.

After the ice cream was finished, you spent some time at the nearby park, playing around on the swings and climbing frame.

’Thank you mama, I had fun,’ Maeve smiles as you’re walking home, hand in hand. It’s warm outside even though the sun is close to setting.

‘I had fun too,’ you squeeze her hand gently, ‘let’s do it again sometime, okay?’

You approach your house, and as you open the front door you’re immediately met by silence.

You and Maeve swiftly kick your shoes off, before venturing down the corridor together. But as you enter the living room, you nearly jump out of your skin.

’Surprise!’

Mark, Lucas and Noah all jump out from behind the sofa, Noah diligently blowing on a party blower.

‘Happy birthday love,’ Mark approaches you, gently wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into a hug.

‘I thought you forgot,’ you cry, ‘you acted like you had no idea.’

‘As if I’d forget my favourite girl in the world’s birthday,’ Mark leans down to kiss you.

‘Gross!’ Lucas and Noah groan.

‘Hey! I kiss you both goodnight every night!’ Mark splutters.

’That’s different,’ Lucas argues.

‘No it isn’t!’

‘Boys, boys,’ you laugh, ‘you an have that argument later. All I want to know now is whether you prepared food!’

[sojutrait]

its a long one i fear

i think there might be a cap for how many students can come a day 💔💔 id try smaller classrooms/less chairs so at least it doesnt look so empty lmao

youre usually getting access to everything ahead of time (unless youre sixam then its haha get fucked pick ur 2 fave packs and deal)

DKJDKFKFKFG out of all the simblrwide discourses at least some good memes came out of this one 

i just take them with gshade

STOPDKFJKGJKH id be lying if i said ppl like this isnt primarily type, me and lena get each other 

i bought it but i dont remember from where it was long ago rip 💔💔 it shouldnt be too hard to find tho djfkf

TYYYY gonna steal the phrase stunnalina from u btw 😌😌 and i hope u have fun with ur legacy!!

no like i get being disappointed or confused but mfs were pissing crying sobbing throwing up- we learned alot of simblr are unhinged these past few days 

the crazy part is alot of these paywallers are self inflecting those same conditions onto themselves 😭😭😭 youre cutting off ur irls, not eating, slaving over cc so u can chuck it on patreon, wake up girlfriend! 

i use the time decay one iirc

clowwntown has a whole guide on how to ‘buy’ them (and i use opera which comes with a free vpn)

spoiler but she looks the exact same just taller and its so cute 😭😭😭

ty! this is impromptu so bare with me lmao

1. make sure ur pics are in order and convey what’s happening visually

2. good angles 

3. LIGHTING omfg, in game lighting can be overexposed so u might have to tweek it with ur editing

4. if ur editing moodlets/and notifs onto them make sure its legible 

5. dont stress too much about it kdjffkg

thats what i already used normally and it still wonked up for me 😭😭

STOSDPFODGK he did what me must for that evan hanson costume 😭😭

i havent omg what did they say 😭😭 everytime i go on their blog i just see them answereing 30 asks that start with “ignore the haters babe!!!” 

he is!

ye but not a sims one i probably should make one tho lmao

evil lives another day u literally hate to see it

no literally and the worst part is simblr has the memory of a goldfish so theyll get away with it unaffected 🗿🗿 and ty!!! gus and lena both are so good looking it floors me but it makes sense bc their moms are milfs kdfjfk

if i had to guess they mean the 2-3 week model from before but if this situation proved anything its alot of these creators need to be bottle fed exact restrictions or they’ll pretend to misunderstand for monetary gain but EYE DIGRESS 

( i can not for the life of me find the ss that asked me if the patch fixed aging but it should have )

[bdoubleowo]

HI ur hannah montana au is living rent free in my brain and i was wondering if i could write a fic inspired by it?? I dont know ur stance on that so i figured id ask lol.

ALSO u and an anon were talking abt a scariande clip and u said you like to joke that that clip is cannon evidence or smth?? Anyways do u think u could uhh provide a link to that pls 🥺👉 👈 bc i have no idea what episode it would be in lol. Pls and tyyyy i love all ur stuff <33

Sssure! I’m fine with it. Though know I have a friend also writing it lol.

And here’s the clip! ‘s actually from a stream. 4:25ish, Scar is willing to pay an entire netherite ingot for her head.

[kitsumo]

augh ur in my inbox so often so i thought I'd return the favor by yelling / asking questions :D

1) first of all COOL NEOPRONOUNS UR COOL AS HELL

2) favorite drink?

3) favorite painting (yours or by someone else)?

4) any wips that you think you'll never finish but wish u could?

5) comfort foods?

6) make a word on the spot. right now make a word

7) if you were reduced to a small Creature what would it be shaped like. personally i think i would be a shrew or caterpillar

8) how is your day going? (if it's not going good i hope it gets better <333)

9) what song(s) has been stuck in your head recently?

Lastly 10) I LOVE YOUR NARRATOR DESIGN BTW I THINK HES SO NEW AND SHAPED <3333 VV COOL

u totally don't have to answer all of these !! hope u have a good one :]

1 ; THANK YOU they make m veruy happy ^__^ 2 ; uhh i like arizona tea a lot! i also like lemonade 3 ; i dont really have a favorite painting, but i did make this and i really like it (his name is cheesebone)

4 ; GOD theres this one wip i made a fuck ton amount of time ago, and i wanna revisit it so bad but i know i'll be able to finish it bc its buried in like 50 files :'-[

5 ; oddly deviled eggs? generally savory foods are comforting to me

6 ; Seegle (Prononced; Sea-glee) - Verb, adjective, "To find something interesting/An interesting thing."

7 ; i'd become a really fucked up beetle that'd perplex scientists for decades to come

8 ; good i think !

9 ; "wait a minute!" by willowsmith, and "chic chick" by poppy come to mind

10 ; TYYYY

[faaun]

Regarding the sit:

If you don’t have an issue with the night texting then that’s cool I think, but I don’t think them going days without responding is okay, unless they explain it. The dynamic here seems like they can do whatever and you just have to deal with it. I don’t think that’s fair to you.

Regarding asking them if they’re into you I think if y’all hang more in person that’ll be more clear? Or at least it’ll be easier to ask

Best of luck with your situation tho, and remember ur just as cool and interesting and worthy of having someone as into u as u r them. G luck <333

my heart feels that you're you're right and they should have at least warned me BUT logically ik that they dont owe me any responses so i feel rly bad expecting daily texts from them, even if it's to say they can't talk fifj

but you're right, the dynamic seems to be that way so far and has been like that in my previous relationships so i rly wanna break the pattern !

this has been rly helpful ty ! for now i am ok w it and i don't feel walked over per se, but i've decided that if it ends up bothering me i will probably just take some distance and get over my feelings 4 them ! i feel like that's more constructive than expecting them to talk to me when they don't want to :) tyyyy

yeah i think if we actually meet everything will be better !! tysm ! ♡♡♡