#ugh yes kachann Sharkboy and Lavagirl is terrifying

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Return of the bkdk in-correct quotes,

from a anime world far, far away

Izuku: Wow, they really hate us. Katsuki: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Izuku: But we’re not gay, Kachann. Katsuki: Izuku: Katsuki: We’re not?

Izuku: Relationships should be 50/50. Kachann cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Katsuki: I'm trash. Izuku: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Katsuki: Katsuki: You smooth motherfucker. Katsuki: And yes it does.

Izuku is crying after a breakup Katsuki: There there, Izuku. Izuku, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Katsuki: Great question—

Izuku: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Katsuki: Okay. Izuku: And make out during the scary parts. Katsuki: Th- Katsuki: The scary parts. Katsuki: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Izuku: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Katsuki: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Izuku: I said within reason, Kachann. How about I murder that guy? Katsuki: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Izuku: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?