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nymph1e · 4 years

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Okay fuck it, I gotta give in, I gotta watch through Supernatural. AFAIK, it's all on Netflix; at least I saw it on there in passing. Going into this, is there anything I should be aware of? Are there any episodes I should skip, any seasons? Should I start from season 4? I know the basic plot and concept, and I know it's very monster-of-the-week. But aside from me highkey shipping Destiel already, that's all.

Well my first piece of advice would be

but uh, let’s fucking ~GO~

If you’re actually jumping into this hellhole (why why why) don’t start at season 4. It’s tempting, but seasons 1-3 are some of the best shit in the whole show, also having context for Sam and Dean’s characters, and their relationship with the supernatural up to season 4 really highlights how fucking wild the introduction of angels is in the show. it’s basically a complete paradigm shift.

I would recommend you watch seasons 1-5 basically as is, though if you’re in a rush, season three is kinda skippable as long as you read a general synopsis. This is the original arc of the show and it shows. A friend of mine, @sammwinchestersdimples has said she’d have been fine if the show had ended there, and I can totally see her point. After season five things start to get... uhhhhh... not as good. THAT BEING SAID some really amazing seasons come later, and you’d get nowhere NEAR the Full Destiel Experience without them. What REALLY sucks is that all the seasons have good moments in them, so even if the seasons are generally bad, they’ll have episodes of GOLD. But fuck it, here’s a season-by-season breakdown.

Season 6 - This is the first... “eh” season. There’s a lot of character choices made in this one that I don’t like. The plot also doesn’t quite seem to know what to do with itself and it has no real main villain... or I guess it has a twist villain? This is also the season where they start chucking in the typical “no homos” you get when a show is queerbaiting, so they can point to the no homo bits and claim the queers are delusional.

Season 7 - The absolute WORST season, imo, is season 7, and it features Cas the least out of all the post season 4 seasons. You can tell the writers genuinely tried to write Cas off here. Not to mention the main plot is completely stupid. HOWEVER this is the season where we get golden things like Cas showing up to Dean’s prayer naked and covered in bees, and the episode where Charlie (best girl) is introduced and Dean subsequently has to flirt with a dude because she, a lesbian, cannot. (Wow so straight, Dean)

Episodes Not To Skip:

6x03 - A good Cas/plot episode (spot the famous destiel quote)

6x04 - A good all-round episode, also Jackles directed it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6x09 - This is one of the Batshit Episodes. Definitely watch.

6x10 - On the one hand, Cas episode. On the other, no homo, megstiel episode. Your choice.

6x11 - Good episode.

6x15 - THE ULTIMATE META EPISODE. Sam and Dean are teleported into Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles’ lives on the set of Supernatural and it is so batshit.

6x17 - Jolly good episode, and nice destiel content.

6x18 - Time travel episode, which is always fun.

6x19 - “Baby in a trenchcoat.” ‘Nough said.

6x20 - The Man Who Would Be King is the destiel episode. It is infamous in the fandom, and for good reason. It’s not just a good destiel episode, but one of the best episodes in the series. With banging lines like “Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.” and “For a brief moment, I was me again.”

6x21 & 6x22 - The last two episodes are kind of must-watches after TMWWBK, trust me.

Episodes Not To Skip:

7x01 & 7x02 - follows on from s6 final. You don’t wanna skip.

7x05 - Good general episode

7x06 - Again, good general episode. Sets ups plot for the season.

7x08 - Ugh. So the A plot for this episodes invoves Becky, the insane, stalker, fandom-insert character, roofie Sam into marrying her (and it’s heavily implied they have sex - and it’s treated as a joke despite being LITERAL RAPE). BUT this is the episode where Garth is introduced and Garth is fucking amazing. So. IDEK.

7x10 & 7x11 - Plot important.

7x12 - Time travel episode! See if you can catch the bi!dean moment ;)

7x17 - Cas is back! Or is he???

7x18 - GARTH EPISODE

7x20 - CHARLIE!!!! WATCH THIS EPISODE!!!!

7x21 - Cas episode. It’s... interesting.

7x22 - The tagline for this episode is “Sam and Dean seek out an Alpha” 😭. It’s a Cas episode.

7x23 - If Cas weren’t in this episode I’d say skip it.

Season 8 - A fantastic season. If The Man Who Would Be King is the destiel episode, season 8 is the destiel season. When you watch this, DM me so I can RANT about all the amazing destiel this season. It’s also, again, a great season in general I remember watching it as it was airing it was soooo good. You have the arrival of the Bunker, you have Kevin and Charlie being awesome, some nice sprinkles of batshit episodes, BEST BOY BENNY rocks up in all his glory. Fucking epic season. Only downside it Sam’s character takes a bit of a dive. I’d recommend you watch through all of this season.

Episodes To AVOID:

7x13 - I literally pretend this stupid fucking episode doesn’t exist. Basically Dean impregnates a woman with Super Pregnancy and she has a daughter who becomes an adult within hours and then dies. The end. Everyone hated it. Man fuck this episode. Of course it was written by Buckleming.

Season 9 - Sadly, after how amazing season 8 was, and how spectactularly season 9 was set up, this season is a disappointment. It’s an ok season. It’s not bad, it’s not good, it’s just a bit all over the place.

I was going to give you the normal episode list to not skip, but looking through, most episodes this season should be watched for one reason or another. Either they’re Cas heavy, they do some interesting character building, or they feature one of the awesome side characters like Charlie or Jody.

This season is probably the height of the war in the writers’ room about destiel. Some writers want to no homo the whole thing and back way off, while other writers want to lean into it hard. So in the same season where SPOILER Cas loses his virginity to a random reaper woman and Dean kicks Cas out of the bunker to fend for himself, you also have Cas’ fatal flaw used as propaganda against him by Metatron being that he’s "in love” with humanity Dean. /SPOILER Whatever you do DON’T SKIP THE FINAL FEW EPISODES. TRUST ME.

Season 10 - Haha oh dear. This season is likely the biggest for wasted potential. You saw the end of season 9, right? You go “HOLY SHIT YES LET’S DO THIS” and then they do... season 10. They really became experts at setting up an awesome season only to fuck it up in delivery, right? Again, not a bad season, per se.

Episodes To AVOID:

9x05 - In which Dean wants to fuck a dog. I am not joking. I wish I were. Basically a spell-gone-wrong makes Dean doglike. it’s weird. it’s batshit. Not the good kind.

Season 11 - Season 11 is a pretty good season! They tried to give Dean a female love interest but Jackles said ✨No✨ and played Dean as brainwashed and uncomfortable the whole time and I love him for it. Of special note this season is the episode Baby (11x04), which is my favourite episode in the series! It’s funny, it’s heartwarming, it’s weirdly shot. I love it! We also get casifer this season which is awesome! Some episodes are skippable, but they’re generally good episodes.

Episodes NOT to Skip (ignore the 10 year special):

10x01 & 10x02 - Great episodes, Dean in this is *chefs kiss*.

10x04 - *sighs* Fan Fiction. A 200th episode that is simultaneously a love letter to fans and laughing in fans’ faces. I’ve never liked this episode for the second-hand embarressment of it all, but you should watch it and see if you like it.

10x06 - Pretty good episode.

10x07 - Jody AND Donna! Fantastic episode!

10x08 - Dadstiel rears his ugly head. I fucking love how Cas adopts two (2) kids over the course of the series and in both cases Dean eventually goes “ah fuck, I guess I gotta co-parent this thing”. Also we get some KILLER destiel this episode. hey go on a DATE and Cas tells Dean he’s a good person ^_^

10x09 - Good episode. Much destiel.

10x10 - Charlie episode!

10x11 - Teen!Dean! Need I say more?

OK so I just had a look, and you really just need to watch every episode from this point in the season on. Enjoy!

Season 12 - Another example of a TERRRIBLE season, is season 12. Season 12 is also one of the most destiel-heavy seasons in the show. You see the issue? Like, it’s got a stupid plot that makes no sense and has no fucking cohesion, but you also FINALLY have the writers going “fuck it” and all in on the destiel. After this point Dean never has another non-Cas love interest and vice versa, they stop giving us whiplash from baiting and no-homoing. IF the conspiracy theory is true, and the end of the show is shit because of executive meddling, this season is the one where the writers decided they were gonna push for destiel endgame.

I gotta tell you the truth, I skipped this season in my rewatch, so all of my memories are from years ago when it first came out. This seson was the last that I watched live (for a reason). Should you skip it? No. But I’m not well informed enough about this season that I can point out what episodes you should or should not watch.

Season 13 - Congratulations! You’ve reached the point where the show’s gotten consistently good again! (just in time for most of the audience to have already left lol). We start off with SPOILERS Dean mourning Cas like he’s lost the will to fucking live. I’m talking complete despondence, praying for Cas to come back, lashing out in anger at everything, one of the darkest points we’ve ever seen him at on the show, then pulling a 180 and being super happy the second Cas comes back. /SPOILERS They also introduce Jack, who is the SECOND child Cas decides to adopt and Dean ends up co-parenting (Sam too). In fact, Jack is explicity Sam, Cas, and Dean’s kid.

Season 14 - Another good one. My only issue is where they decided to take the plot at the end of the season. I’d recommend watching it all, regardless.

Season 15 - And so we’ve come to the end of the line. This season was... well it was actually pretty good. It started off with what we hellers lovingly refer to as the “divorce arc” where Cas and Dean have a big blow up, and Cas leaves, but that ends with Dean praying on his knees for forgiveness and a nice hug. Honestly this season you can cut the tension between the two of them like a knife, and you can tell Misha and Jensen were doing it deliberately.

I’d say watch up until 15x18, then you decide what to do with the last two episodes. If you want you can watch them to understand just why people put their conspiracy theory hats on, or you can send me another ask and I’ll rec you some post 15x18 finale fics! There’s one fic that’s a replacement for 15x20 written in script format that is particularly good.

Anyway that’s it. It’s kind of left me a little sad, to break down the show in this way. Especially coming up to season 15 nd remembering all the wasted potential. Honestly if you do decide to watch the show, good luck. I hope you enjoy it. I’m also glad you never had to be put through the bullshit false hope that came about after 15x18.

#supernatural #destiel #deancas #spn

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moons-and-stars-and-shit · 3 years

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OKAY SO-

can i get a platonic matchup pleaSeEeE?

okay, so- lets talk about myself sdsnfnenxnf

My name is Jei, I use she/they pronouns, I am 5’11” and I ABSOLUTELY AM THE AWKWARD TALL KIND OF PERSON (I wish I wasn’t tho-). I have short curly hair, (RANDOM THOUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS, DO YOU EVEN NEED TO KNOW HOW I LOOK FOR A P L A T O N I C MATCHUP? weeeeelll i am already here so, lets just keep going ig) I am like b i g IDK BAHSHAHSHABS

As you can see I am a bit uH chaotic (it is a daily thing but iDK TODAY I AM JUST OVER THE TOP) I am an ambivert, I am an INFP, Aries sun, Cancer moon and Sagittarius rising sbdsndns

I uHhhHh- I am very awkward in first meetings but if we have something in common I’ll ramble about our common interest which almost always leads to me talking about other stuff.

I am a Marvel fan if that’s uUuuh- important? I LOVE UM GOOD OMENS BAHSHAHZHA, i dOnt even know what i am talking about anymore but lets keep going BABDBAHZHA

I have a B I G variety of music taste, from 40s big band songs to uhhhHh lets just say ppcocaine(???

I get distracted w a y too easily, I tend to get lost on time

I LOVE TO DRAW AND TO WRITE (but i never have time to finish so me is very m a d >:))

My best subject is english, english teachers always love me for some effing reason :D

My favorite colors are orange, green, coffee? (COFFEE IS A COLOR? I FORGOT OMFG) OH SHOOT WAIT I HAD TO SEARCH IT UP, IT IS CALLED BROWN BAHAAHHAHAHA I AM SO STUPID, beigeEs and blaCk >:)

yeah, i like dark academia buT in a like chaotic rebel way if it is possible???????

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE NOW???? i am sleep deprived so i don’t really knoW

I tend to see the good in people (yes that includes bad people too, sadly), I have troubles speaking for myself in situations where people are troubling me,,,

What elseeee????

I am lazy sometimes, I’ll admit it 😌☝🏽 and it gets on my nerves:D (i am working on it tho)

All my time is sucked by school, I am an overachiever and adbanxnajxjs i cry cuz school u know? <3

And I think that’s it?????

THANK YOUUU, HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT

@burntbayleaf IM SORRY BUT WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS

Also yes my Aries sister 😩

Platonic Matchup

Nishinoya Yuu

How Y’all Met

Aight

So you rolled up into school with a FIRE marvel t-shirt

And nishinoya being a marvel fan himself took IMMEDIATE notice

So what did he do

Approach you of course 🙄✋

However...

It was quite awkward at first 🥲

He really just went up to you and was like

“Oh you like marvel? What’s your favorite movie, or do you prefer the comics?, OH Have how ever seen...”

And he just went on and on and on

But when he realized he was rambling he apologized and asked you the first question again

Now it was your turn to ramble on and on about your interests

But honestly noya just rolled with it

Rooooooollliiiinnnng Thunnndaaaa

After you both were done with your rambling

He invited you over to his house for a #MarvelMarathon

And who tf were you to say no

So you pulled up to his house and started the marathon

In the middle of said marathons noya’s phone started to ring

And what was his ringtone?

Ppcocains PJ

And what did you do when you heard this?

Sang along ofc

And noya was just in shock

But after overcoming his shock he started singing with you

Yeah...he missed that call

But who gives af! Y’all are having a concert rn!

The day bled into night and he offered for you to stay the night

Not wanting to walk home in the dark you agreed

And oml the night was just filled with movies, mini concerts, and junk food 👀

Ever since that night you and him have been attached at the hip

What You Have In Common

Well obviously you both like Marvel

And ppcocain

But you both have a chaotic energy that mashes well with each other

You both have small attention spans/ get distracted very easily 😀

Istg conversations with you two are all over the place

One minute it’s this subject then two seconds later it’s a different subject

Fun fact: you made him watch good omens with you and now he’s obsessed

He says he has a deep emotional connection with Crowley ❤️

Favorite Things To Do Together

Good lord

Honestly if he could just recreate your first sleepover

Life would be perfect

Because THATS his favorite thing to do with you

Just bonding over common interests

Whether that be with music, movies, hobbies

Whatever

No matter what you two do it’s always a party

OTHER THAN BEING CRAZY THO

He actually really likes to have drawing competitions with you

Even though he always loses 🥲

You’ve offered to not make it a competition

But he says that’s what make it fun :)

Random Hc

Oh your his personal tutor

100%

He needs help with school

Screw the teachers

Screw the tutors

There is only ✨you✨

He has also volunteered you as a tutor for the team :D

without your knowledge....

You two have weekly movie nights

But lately he’s just been binging good omens with you

Speaking of Good Omens 👀

That is YOUR show

Like if one of you even watch ONE episode without the other

All hell breaks lose

Ok off topic Hc but people think your the equivalent of asahi 🥲

Astrology

Independent Aries and collaborative Libra form a funny sort of friendship.

Aries tries convincing Libra to take chances, shake off criticism, and be more direct.

Libra constantly tells Aries to slow down, smell the flowers, and be more appreciative.

It's an odd couple type of relationship that can work extremely well.

Aries can learn the fine art of diplomacy from Libra, while Libra may become more assertive thanks to Aries.

While the Aries and the Libra are opposing each other from an astrological point of view, they can still become friends very fast.

The Aries admires how the Libra is graceful, stylish and funny, while the other way around, the latter truly likes how determined to take part in new adventures and always courageous their friend is.

Of course, the friendship between these two will sometimes be challenging because the Aries can get hurt seeing the Libra is flighty, while the latter may not like the way the former is pushy.

However, these two can easily make up and neither of them likes to hold a grudge.

Aesthetic

Chaotic ⚡️👹💥

Songs-

PJ - Ppcocain

Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz

Won’t Bite - Doja cat

My Axe - Insane Clown Posse

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fandom #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu matchups #nishinoya #nishinoya yuu #noya #noya x reader #noya x y/n #nishinoya x y/n #nishinoya x reader

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pepsi-writes · 3 years

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chapter 2: THIS ISN'T A SELF-INSERT I SWEAR-

Hey guys! It’s me, Narrator (and Rewriter) here! Today we will be continuing with Chapter 2 of the a/b/o fic! Yes, you heard that right! Bet you didn’t expect to see either of us again, bitches!

“Shut the fuck up,” Rose scowled (new character!!!), “this story isn’t about you.”

“Do we really have to do this whole dog people thing, again?” groaned Quartz, turning around to face their little corner.

Yes. Yes we do. 💜

“Stop complaining,” said our favorite alpha / president / inkling / dog / person… Squid!! “You fucking omega bitch.”

Sunny was still lingering in the doorway. Her eyes flickered throughout the different items in the room, searching for something to be interested in. To be honest, Quartz arguing with Squid for the seventh time wasn’t that engaging. Or maybe she just ignored Quartz because they were from the Nether. We’ll never know ~ *dissolves*

“Ew, a beta,” - Squid had finally noticed her, but it seemed to not turn out as well as she expected - “Well, you’re actually okay, for a beta, but only because you know the truth about Nether people, like me.”

“Ohmygoodness!” Sunny squealed. “Another racist person like me!”

Quartz squinted to look at this booklet-type-thing (it’s a script?) a script.

“Asterisk, sobs, Asterisk,” they deadpanned. Rose looked over Quartz’s shoulder, also peering to look at Quartz’s script. “Are you doing this to be funny,” he hissed, crossing his arms, “or did you actually forget your lines?”

Haha, guys, (the narrator had silenced Rose with their magic writing powers), stop letting people know that this is scripted, hah :).

“Haha,” Sleepy the TV person laughed, as the narrator didn’t hold a knife to his back, “Yeah guys, this is totally a natural interaction!”

Anyways, guys, on this episode of ‘I’m fucking sleep-deprived help me’: we’re making y’all’ve to date each other!

Everyone had different expressions splatted across each of their faces, but they all had a general feeling of shock.

“You’re what?” a dumbfounded Quartz exclaimed.

Yeah, so anyway the both of us are going to stop being a character now so bye 💜

“What the fuck, narrator and rewriter,” Rose yelled, “you can’t just, abandon us in this shitty fucking plot like that!”

But he was too late, because we’re already gone bitch 💜

Addict shook their head, trying to keep sane and happy for the others. They knew exactly what Kyle and Pepsi would do if they stepped out of line. “This is fine,” they forcefully grinned. Wow, this was their first line, in this entire chapter!! Woah!!

“No the fuck it’s not,” seethed Quartz. “Also, aren’t I already in a canon relationship already?”

Squid glared at Quartz, arching feir back to look bigger and superior. “And this takes you off the dating table, how?” Fey turned feir head in disgust at the others. “I refuse to date any of you fucking omega ass piglin fuckers,” fey announced.

“Ohmahgawsh, you’re so right, alpha Squid, :3, :D, ;),” Sunny the fellow racist sighed.

“Yes, you get it,” - Squid gestured to a flustered Sunny - “you racist moth. But, I still don’t respect you, you fucking beta.”

Sleepy laughed in dominance (could computers laugh??? Or is that just a social construct?), “Yeah, get that beta’s ass,” he cheered.

“Indeed, Adrian, my fellow alpha. We’re sooo out of everybody’s league,” Squid boasted.

But, if you remember (which you obviously don’t), Sleepy is in fact not an alpha, but an 🥴😩😏 omega~

“I fucking hate it here,” Rose fumed. “Anyways, I’m leaving,” he said, picking up Quartz, and stomping out of the room, “and I’m taking this fucking nether person with me.”

Addict flinched at the door slamming. “Fuck. Those two are like, the main two people that I’m shipped with.”

Squid cocked feir head. “Aren’t we married?”

“We are, but nobody cares.”

Squid sighed in relief. “Good. Clearly, the fandom knows that you hate being with me,” fey read off the script. “Wait, what-” And that’s when Squid suddenly shut up.

“Colon, start, parenthesis,” the racist mot- I mean Sunny said. Oh, yeah, did we mention that everybody still dog people?

Anyway, yes, everybody’s still dog people or something.

Squid gazed around the room with an expression as blank as paper. “Ok, so we’re like, romantically pairing up or something. Isn’t that kind of creepy since we’re the characters of mostly minors-” Shushity shush do not say that. Squid shrugged in understanding. “Ok, narrator. By the way,” fey inquired, “What’s your rank in the a/b/o ranking system? Just so I can tell if I should respect you or not.”

Uhhhhh, fuck. Alpha, beta, omega, how did these things work anyways-

The narrator shoved Squid so that fey stumbled to the floor, then sprinted out of the room.

Squid stood up. “Rude,” fey frowned, dusting feirself off. Fey looked around the room once again. “Uhh. Sleepy! Sleepy, yeah.”

“Hey,” fey purred, leaning towards Sleepy. “Fellow alpha~”

Sleepy himself was confused. “Uh, hi?”

“Do you want to be in a ~romantic~ relationship, so that we can finish this dumb fucking story faster, 🥺,” said Squid, pointing feir fingers at each other.

“Haha, no ❤,” Sleepy replied, pushing Squid away.

Squid’s eyes widened in shock. “I thought I trusted you, fellow alpha!”

Sleepy shrugged. “Sounds like a you problem, to be honest.”

“Ugh,” Squid whined,” fine then! Then, uhhh,” fey looked around the room for the third time today. Fey grabbed an ecstatic Sunny by the arm. “There. I’m dating this racist beta moth or whatever, can I leave now?”

‘Fine,” the narrator groaned, opening the door that they had just fixed after Sunny kicked it open. Squid sauntered out, dragging Sunny behind.

And then there were two.

Sleepy yawned (how is he a computer at this point?) as they just stood there.

Addict broke the silence. “Uh, hey?”

“You know this is a really forced interaction,” Sleepy yelled at the narrator, “right?” The narrator stood in front of the door, bracing themself on it to keep anyone from leaving.

Sleepy rolled their eyes in mock understanding. “Hiii, Addict,” he deadpanned, glaring at the short-ass little ender dragon spawn with a fire in their eyes. “You know the only way to actually leave is to say that we’re dating, right?”

“Yeah, but I don’t really feel like doing that right now, sooo,” Sleepy strolled towards the narrator and-

-----

“Hah, I disabled the door lock.”

“You fucking smashed it to pieces with your computer screen head.”

“Haha, yeah, looked cool, right?”

“No?”

“Cool, anyways,” Sleepy jabbed a thumb at the door behind them, “let’s just get the fuck out of here.”

“Uhh, okay, fine.” Addict grabbed his hand, letting them lead them to the door and drag them out.

-----

They both heard the door, that they were supposed to guard, open with a creak, followed by hurried walking. Oh fuck, weren’t they supposed to guard the door - oh fuck. Their boss was really going to have their asses on a silver plate by the time this was reported.

They laid on the floor, giving up all hope whatsoever, still in pain from getting ✨bonked✨.

Were they dead? Were they fine?

Find out next time on~

The gang a/b/o fic :)

#gang smp #gsmp #lmao will there be a next time #WHOEVER'S AWAKE I'M SORRY #gang

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damejanai · 4 years

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Dame Raji

2020.12.10

Kaito: I have a friend who loves cars....he's Uchida Yuma by the way

Soma: wwwwww he's always bring brought up!

K: I saw him wearing a very fashionable coat that day and asked him about it, and he said, " You know, this year is the time to wear coats..."

S: wwww

K: "Winter is the time when you wear coats" i said

S: HAHAHA

K: HAHAHAHA

S: He's a genius!!! "This year is the time to wear coats", a philosopher of sorts! AHHAHA

K: HAHAHA, like, it's the coat season during winter, not just this year but next year, in Jan and Feb too. It was so funny

But his dressing was the mode kind of fashion, really stylish

S: But Yuma kun love the mode kind right...

K: I admire it too but i don't see myself wearing it

S: But since your hair is red now won't it look good?

K: Really?

S: Why don't you try my coat now

K: It's a long coat?

S: Long , long, it's really long

K: Will it be ok? What if i rip the sleeves

S: Uh it accommodates a little more

K: The furballs!!

S: Uh, it's past it's schedule for cleaning. Oh, it's that alright? This, you should photograph yourself using that gimbal (stabiliser)

K: The one i introduced last week?

S: Yea the one you introduced on smart news. Oh? Isn't that good? Might fit you just nice, better than me

K: Eh? Have I ever looked this cool?

S: wwwwww What kind of...

K: Ohhhhh

S: Isn't this alright?

K: Uhhhhh

S:Mmm? Mmm..

K: Uhhhh i see

S: Can you do this radio show??

K: HAHAHAA, Alright, I, like it

S: This year, i didn't buy a single coat

K: Ehhhhh

S: Because, aren't coats expensive?

K: Expensive yes

S: So i'd buy one that can last for at least 3 years. And the one i bought before this one is one of my favourites, so i wore it till it was full of furballs

K: Really? This one is, quite serious already

S: Can you please stop it? It's not that bad! I just removed them just now

K: How can you be walking outside in this?

S: I just took them off already, with a sponge

K: Because, look

S: wwwww

K: Shall I remove them one by one? ONnnnne, Twooooo

S: Shall we begin?!

---

~in bloom~

K: I wanted to play one song here though...

S: OOooh? Will that be okay?

K: It's not allowed right?

S: Not allowed? eh? It's fine

K: We shall just go ahead with it huh?

S: Really?

K: I've got permission

S: Oh you have!

K:Hahaha

S: Eh? Which one will you play?

K: Which one do you want to play? I think it'll not be allowed but, is there one song that you want everyone to listen to?

S: Well~~ There's actually a lead track for my album this time, and the lyrics are winter-ish too

K: Well so everyone, next week, we MIGHT be able to... welll we will be able to play it with .....8....9% chance

S: Hahaha that's high! That's like as good as confirmed!

K: And we miiiight be able to talk about it with.... well 99% chance

S: That's super high, thank you

---

~About nicknames~

Q. Do you guys have nicknames that stuck?

S: Well, kaito kun, we talked about nicknames before right?

K: We did, i said i didn't like nicknames

S: Kaijin

K: AHhhhh, you just said it...

S: wwwww

K: You said it...I have to say something bad about you now

S: wwww no no no there's no such equivalent exchange. And about my nickname, do you remember what i said? Probably not right?

K: Piiman (green pepper)

S: OOH?! EHH?! Why do you remember it?

K: Coz it's you *__* HAHAHAHA

S: EHHHH sdkhskhfksdlfsdf this is crazy really

K: Hahahhaa

S: No no no, i've ran out of oxygen

K: Hahahhaa i'm also tired

S: That's amazing !

K: Yea it just came to mind

S: That was shocking, i mean like i'm sure no one remembered..... OHhh you remember wwww

K: Ahhhh, then they're on the same level as me probably

S: Amazing..... but yes, once we've become adults, we don't get called by nicknames anymore

K: That's true, like, calling each other by our names has more impact right?

S: That's true

K: There are not many Soma sans... and there are more Kaitos recently but, it's quite unique

S: Well.... Murase Ayumu san calls you Kaity alot right, is there anybody else who calls you that?

K: The first one who called me that was Nishiyama san

S: wwwww Kaity

K: He called me Kaitis

S: Kaitis (in koutarou voice), that's totally what he would say!! Koutarou wwwww

K: "Kaitis, you know.." all of a sudden, it was not because of a show or anything, the day before of some event, ah it was the day before "Get up Get live", he started calling me Kaitis

S: Ahhh

K: Kaits? I thought

S: Wwww

K: Well i was happy so i thought that's fine, but when we went on stage, he called me "kaito kun"

S: wwww He closed the distance and widened it again

K: And then Murase Ayumu started calling me Kaity behind my back

S: Stop with with the behind the back thing

K: Coz he calls me "kaito kun" on programmes

S: AHHAHAHHA

K: That's why i call him Murase san too

S: wwww

K: Come on, don't call me nicknames behind my back!

S: Yes, we'd like them to call us that nickname in front of us

K: It turns my mental state upside down you know, like *sigh* irritates me, ahhaa

S: You give up in the end. Well nicknames right?

K: What do you want to be called?

S: Well, my name, maybe something unrelated to my name?

K: Piiman then

S: That piiman thing came from Soma piiman which became Sosama piiman, that's why. I say this but it doesn't make sense. And i won't approve it though! The me back then won't

S: If juniors call your name, would "kaito san" be more preferrable?

K: Ahhh

S: Than Ishikawa san. I would be more happy if they call me Soma san

K: Well I would be glad but there are not many who call me kaito san in the first place

S: ......Well moving on!

K: My seniors call me Kaito san though

S: wwww

K: Well when i ask them why they said, "well, nah, you know, you are older than me so"

S: wwwww stop it!

K: "Please let me call you kaito san!"

S: That gets messy

K: That guy, Tasuku kun

S: HAHAHHAA

K: When will he.... the unfair part about it is that he calls Yoshiki san who is a little more senior that I am, "Yoshiki"

S: That makes you feel a little sad right?

K: So, what? you hate me?

S: Exactly that, that

K: When i asked him that, he was like, "no no it's not like that, kaito san, you have this, p p presence"

S: Hahahahaa

K: "I'm telling you!" hahaha

S: That happens right....

K: Even though i'm older than he is i have fewer years of experience

S: yeahhh

K: So i keep asking him why

S: Yesss, I would like Tasuku kun to talk to me in the casual form and call me by my name, and Taku as well! Taku talks to be in casual form but calls me Soma san

K: Ehhh? Is that so?

S: Yes Yes Yes

K: Ah Oh Ah, then, i'm sorry hahaha

S: Well not that I MIND it

K: Because, "kun" is not right, right?

S: Eh?

K: I call you Soma san too, and talk to you in casual form

S: But ... you know... I got used to it..kaito kun is you see..I...speak... i'm like trying to analyse here but, you said that you don't like to call me "soma kun"

K: I don't like it, and i did that once during a programme

S: Like slipped it in

K: Although you realised

S: I just accepted it. But for kaito kun, it's settled, but for Taku and Tasuku i feel sad

K: True, Yashiro kun.... keeps his distance i think

S: wwww

K: Shall we get him on the show again

S: Call... yes let's!

K: And properly ask him about it

S: Like recently when i had a job with Taku, when i said "really thanks for that time on dameraji" and he was like, "ahhhh" He had a really hard time apparently

K: Oh is that so?

S: We should get him on a normal episode where he can relax and have a relaxing chat

K: Get him on the show and ask, "Why do you call me soma SAN?"

S: No no no no, wwwww

K: WHY? you speak casually to me though? why do you call me soma SAN?

S: He'll just be, "Because..."

K: "Because, kaito kun does it too right?" Then we'll start this convo again

~Dameraji photo studio~

Theme: normal shot

#saito soma #ishikawa kaito #dameraji #dame janai radio

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twilightofthe · 4 years

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Chapter Eleven liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2! Let’s go!!!

Yeet water episode

Ok random planet, I’m assuming this is planet whatsit where Din’s supposed to be Space Ubering Frog Lady and her (remaining lol) eggs to

Oh yeah shit Shelob really busted up the Razor Crest last time

Awww everyone sleeby and lol Mama’s keepin’ a good watch over her eggs this time

OH MY GOD YODITO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

“Dank Ferrik” as a swear word again, huh, I’ll note that

Surprise surprise once again they gotta crash land because this is Star Wars and ships never work right

Lol this Mon Calamari dude is just like “......well then”

Bro ur gonna break those eggs

WHY ISN’T THE BABY BUCKLED INTO HIS SEAT EXCUSE ME

Pffffff another happy landing

AHAHA I’M THE MON CALAMARI

Ohoooo, The Heiress, eh?

Din Frog Lady is NOT gonna give you those five stars on Yelp for this ride

ALSKDJFLKSDK WE CAN’T GET THROUGH ONE EP WITHOUT SOMEONE REMINDING HIS SHIP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 90′S HONDA CIVIC

Awwwww yay Frog Lady’s found her husband!!!!

I’m gonna cry why the hell are they so cute

Also my hat goes off to the effects/costuming department those costumes are amazing

DIN YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILD MORE REGULARLY

Oh I guess Frog Man is gonna give Din the Yelp review instead xD

Damn so he actually does know where some other Mandos are

Ah and there’s Whatsherface the other pro fighter turned actress on this show, why the fuck can’t I remember her name

Oop Din saw her

I always forget what the squid faced aliens are

“My friend” BRO THAT’S YOUR SON

Aw yay goop for the babby!!!!

I’m guessing Calamari’s contact is gonna be Fighter Lady lol

OH NO BABY’S SOUP IS TRYNA EAT HIM

BAHAHAHA AND DIN GIVES EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS

Hmm yeah so I recognize Squid Face’s voice

I think this is the first big boat on water scene we’ve actually had in Star Wars, the brief bit in TROS excluded

Ohhhhh they’re called Quarren

Aw Quarren’s tryna be friendly to Yodito (or he could actually be sketchy let’s be cautious)

BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HE JUST FED THE BABY TO A FUCKING SEA MONSTER

AND NOW THEY’RE AFTER DIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ARMOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WHERE IS THE BABY I DO NOT SEE THE BABY Y’ALL WHERE IS MY FUCKING SON I DO NOT SEE THE BABY

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

HOLY SHIT NO WAY

NO WAY

SHIT

THAT’S BO KATAN

FUCKING BO KATAN

THAT’S HER

OH MY GOD

OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL

NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

OK BUT THAT HAS TO BE HER THAT’S HER ARMOR AND VOICE????????

THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT HER MASK

AND WHO ARE HER FRIENDS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

YES Y’ALL GET THE FUCKING BABY BACK

DIN’S VOICE IS CRACKING POOR PAPA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“BROTHER” OK BO WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO

Y’ALL I’M STILL REALLY FUCKING EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE THE ONE RETURNING CHARACTER I ACTUALLY WANTED

OK HOW IS MY SON HOW IS MY SON MY POOR BABY

OH MY GOD HE’S OKAY

THANK GOD

Bo how the fuck have you not aged

Oh whooooops yep I forgot Din’s an Orthodox Mando

“Child of the Watch” ohhhh????

RELGIOUS ZEALOTS OHHHH??????

I just fucking realized they STILL fucking gave Bo her boob armor I hate this with the passion of a thousand suns HELLO WHY?

Aaaaand Din doesn’t wanna listen ok

Oh boy this guy’s gonna be trouble

Oh no there’s a lot of them

THAT IS HIS SON Y’ALL SERIOUSLY

Ohhhh so we’re finally taking credit for when someone’s death is our fault, are we now Bo? (:

Gah sorry Katee but your wig ain’t that good

HOW DID THE OLD REBELLION FAIL

BITCH HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DARKSABER

“A new Mand’alor on the throne” uh sorry but I hope you don’t mean you Bo cuz uhhhhh

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW DID DIN KNOW THE JEDI’S NAME I’M--???

OHHHHH “WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE JEDI?”

Lol so are we gonna get an Obi Wan explanation, an Ahsoka explanation, an Ezra explanation, or is Bo gonna mention Luke?

Aaaaand she’s gonna lead him to Ahsoka fucking great

(lol I’m sorry y’all I’ve already talked about how I don’t want Ahsoka showing up in the show haha)

Oh so we’re really getting like really no explanation as to how the fuck Bo lost Mandalore again

Ok heist time?

They better explain some of why Bo’s doing what she’s doing now and yes I know it’s been like ten minutes but I’m still impatient

DIN NOOOOOOO YOUR SON WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN

But I’m still crying Din is so okay with babysitters now I’m--

Wait wait wait why are these guys still well dressed and supplied Imperials? Lol I’m so lost

Ok damn fine Bo’s cool I’ll admit that she’s always been cool

Walk walk murder baby

And the Imps are tryna blast off again ok

Return of the music bombs!!!!!

Bro they’re gonna kill u

AKLSDJFLKSK THEY FUCKING SPACED THEM I LOVE IT

Ok I really wanna know why Bo’s a pirate

bitch shut up about ruling Mandalore I love you and all but you are SO FUCKING BAD AT IT

YOU’VE LOST THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET TWICE

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE DARKSABER BACK

WHY IS AHSOKA HELPING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT

Ooop there’s Gideon, hello Giancarlo!!!!!! I really love his villain theme

Oh damn they’re gonna just suicide-- yep they sure are

Aaaaand Din’s being a damn hero because of course he is

Boi you have a CHILD TO LOOK AFTER

Whoop a dead pill

At least Ahsoka’s calling herself a Jedi now

Dammit I REALLY didn’t want Ahsoka to show up

Dammit dammit dammit

Gah nvm

OMG BABY IS BONDING WITH THE FROG FAMILY AND THEIR TADPOLES NOW

MY HEARRRRRRRT

DIN’S BEING A DAD PICKING HIM UP FROM HIS PLAYDATE I CAAAAAAAN’T ;_;

Din with all due respect your ship is kind of a piece of shit don’t question what the guy was able to fix

Baby Yoda I would die for you

Oh whoop there’s the octopus again

Don’t you try to eat the baby you bitch

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

HELL YEAH PROTECTIVE PAPA

NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE TAKING HIM DIN THAT’S YOUR SON, AHSOKA AIN’T GONNA KEEP HIM LMAO

Oooooh another Bryce Dallas Howard ep, I like her episodes!

Welp Bo Katan is here now and soon Ahsoka will be too

I’ve already said my piece on what I think of R*sario D*wson and I’ll leave it at that

I think Katee Sackhoff did a lovely job with Bo Katan live action too, tho I’ll say again that her wig kinda sucked lol

Welp they explained absolutely nothing as to why or how Bo Katan lost the Darksaber and Mandalore for a SECOND time, I still think it’s kinda funny she thinks she gets to go for round three

Anyway, can’t wait for next ep, still holding out bitter hope that Sabine will show up too

Ah wait wait wait Bo Katan was supposed to be the fucking Heiress, wasn’t she

#liveblogging the mando show #sw the mando show #mando man of mystery #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 2 spoilers #star wars #star wars spoilers #sw #sw spoilers

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betafreud · 5 years

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so i made my parents watch the moomins

my mom watched it a week ago and has watchrd up to like 6 episodes, and now she's hooked. my dad has finally had time and i made him watch it. here are some of their comments after/during the first episode:

mom:

snufkin: i'll tell you later

mom: oh my! (his voice got really deep and hella suggestive so thats why she reacted i think)

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snufkin: let's go wake up sniff!

moomin: ok, but i don't think he'll like it!

mom: oh, hes like oscar the grouch

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moomin: we like it!

mom: (enthusiastically) yes we do!

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snork: uh-huh

mom: this is the one you compare dad to?

(ok to be fair my dad is really smart and snork is really smart so THATS why i do it .-.)

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mom: (halfway through) are they cows?

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moominmama: i told them to be careful!

mom: oh of course!

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sniff: i'm gonna getcha little cloud, you're gonna be mine >:)

mom: leah...that's.....that's me!

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moomin family and everyone else: *doesnt recognize moomin*

mom: those bastards...

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outro: believing and sharing and caring and giving the moomins

mom: (harmonizing) moomins

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comments: "it's very cute! except for the red thing."

"you said you liked the one with the flute, right? (me: snufkin? that's a harmonica) "you blow into both of them, what does it matter?"

(me: would you watch this again?) "yes but only two at a time."

(me: how would you rate it?) "10/10"

later in the day:

mom: (quietly) they love the laughter and they love the livin....

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dad:

narrator: have you ever heard of moomin valley?

dad: NOPE

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moomin: *his tail falls out of the bed*

dad: did that come out of his butt??

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little my: *runs to her house*

dad: so is little my some sort of fairy? or a sprite?

me: more like a goblin

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(moomin, snufkin, and sniff are walking up lonely mountain): *music*

dad: (excitedly) happy music!!

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hat: *eggshell becomes smoke*

dad: (chanting) magic hat! magic hat! magic hat!

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little my: >:(

dad: is she always angry?

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dad: so what is the brown one? a mouse? a kangaroo?

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me: so do you like it?

dad: yeeessss?

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comments: "it shows that mama will always be there. good for little ones. actually, who is this marketed towards?"

"i did not expect snufkins voice to be that deep."

"so it's moominmama, moominpapa, and moomin?" (me: his full name is moomintroll) "he's a troll?"

"a lot of things happened. it had suspense and comedy" (me: would you watch it again?) "yes but i wouldn't binge it like you did" (ouch)

(me: overall rating?) "7.2/10"

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uhhhhh i hope you found this funny, i always wrote down some notes of what my mom thinks of other episodes so lmk if ur interested in that haha

#moomintroll #the moomins #snufkin #moominmama #moominpapa #sniff #little my #snork #snork maiden

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b00bconnoisseur · 6 years

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60 questions for @not-my-brain

1. selfie.......Ugghhhh ok. Imma take one rn

Ok here u go (yes thats a bmth shirt)

2. what would you name your future kids?.....Ooo hmmm well when i was a kid i really liked the names disney, and mesiah. I didn't know at the time that mesiah was another name for god i think lol. I liked it cause of handlers mesiah. I still do. Ooo and maybe Tj too

3. do you miss anyone?......Yeah. My friends on Pinterest from a year ago. My friend lucas. Stan lee. Bob ross. My cousin who died from cancer some years ago. Snape. Sirius. Lupin. Tonks. Dobby. *continues to name every unfortunate death in hp*

4. what are you looking forward to?.......SE-YA next month!! Its the south eastern young adult festival at this college. You can have meet n greets with authors and alot of stuff its the besstttt

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?......DEFINATELY. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @sammchenry my friend lucas and @septembersbloom. ^^

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?..... What like...romantically? Or like a death? If romantically uhhh idk it took over a couple weeks but im ok now. Ive never had another relationship so idk. If death oof yeah idk maybe. Ig it depends on how much i knew them idk. Like when my nanny (great grandma) died i was sad for days (is that alot?)

7. what was your life like last year?.....Sucky af. Still is. But the highlights of my life last year was getting and making friends on tumblr, going to the tøp concert and going to warped tour, volunteering at the library, going to seya and meeting some of my favorite authors, reading, changing and improving my art, listening to all the bands i listen to now, getting into more fandoms, going to a friends house for the first time

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?.......Yes lol. Some years ago when i couldn't find smtn id be so annoyed and pissed id start crying. I dont now but still lol

9. who did you last see in person?.......Hm ig family doesn't count....? Wait do u mean a friend? If so uhh my friends rebekah, anika, and Judah at a TAB meeting at the library sometime last month.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?......I think so? Like i mean I can hide whenever i get my....time of the month from my mom (talking abt stuff like that with her makes me uncomfortable) and i hid a breakup. And other p big stuff too. So imma say yeah

11. are you listening to music right now?........*pops on earbuds after reading this* yee im listening to bitch lasagna by pewdiepie xD (do i have the best spotify playlist or what?)

12. what is something you want right now?.......To hug @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye but SOMEONE has to live so far away

13. how do you feel right now?........Happy that my earbud still works cause they got washed in the wash yesterday....oops. Its not my fault. I told my dad to remind me to take it out of my jacket pocket before they threw it in but noooooo he forgot

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?.......Uhhhhh fuck idk it was probably from my lil 4 yr old bro sometime last week. Other than him (hes my favorite sibling) i dont let them hug me too much

15. personality description.......Nerdy. Fangirl. "Emo". Tomboy. Hotsause obsessed. Book lover. Music lover. Black. Blue. Harry potter. Introvert. Fall. Sports. Values friendship. Loyal. Uhhhh i cant think of much lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?.......*sigh* yes. Yes yes yes. Theres some things abt me, or my life really, that i havent told anyone on here or my irl friends that i sooooo want to so bad but i haven't cause i feel like they'd feel bad and pity me and i don't want that

17. opinion on insecurities........I dont really understand this one. Everyones insecure abt something. Is this askin like if i think its ok or not? I say its ok. Im insecure about literally everything about me. My face. My personality. My socialness. My art. What i do. What i say. Basically my whole body. The things i feel good abt are my books, music taste, and my friends (ily fuckers)

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?.........Hmm this time around a year ago....idk its sorta the same but all the stuff i mentioned abt my year from last year didn't happen yet so nah tho my life sucks rn its better than this time last year

19. have you ever been to New York?........Nooo but i want too soo baddd i wanna visit @septembersbloom !! Im coming for ya soon gramps *does the eye watching thing* my dads been to nyc before tho cause he does construction and he had a concrete job to do there. It was a 23 hr drive for him

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?........Uhhh idk!!! So hard! Maybe.....the whole thats the spirit album by bmth ;)

21. age and birthday?.....15 yrs of age and September 27th 2003 (whats yours brainy? I'll put it on my calendar)

22. description of crush......Its weird idk im not sure if its a genuine crush or not but uh....They like hp :).Thats all u get

23. fear(s).......Losing my best friend @dirtysocke and my other friends. Death. Failure. Momo chasing after me then killing me slowly keeping my eyes open to look her dead in the eyes while i die

24. height......5'6 call me short and I'll fuck u up with THIS *pulls out trusty potato peeler named now steve* dont test me boi

25. role model......Hhhhhhhh so many! But uh gosh one of them is @superraedizzle (youtuberrrr) and vexx and bob ross and da vinci and aaaaaaa so many

26. idol(s)......First person that immediately comes to mind is @sammchenry cause he's super cool and he's really nice and his art's reallyyy good (if u havent seen it w-w-what are u even doin with your life?) And he has a great sense of humor and *continues to ramble about why samms the best*

27. things i hate.......Dabs. Transphobes. Homophobic ppl. Basically any hate on the lgbtq+ community. Bullies. The ship starker. Umbridge. Snape haters

28. i’ll love you if….....U you'll eat pizza, draw, and rp harry potter with mee

29. favourite film(s)......Fantastic beasts. Every hp film. Twilight. The maze runner 1-2. The hunger games. Spiderman homecoming. Kingsman: secret service. Into the spideyverse tho i havent seen it yet

30. favourite tv show(s)......Inkmasterrrrr. B99. The mick. The middle. Uhhh idk mostly ink master xD

31. 3 random facts........Ive never had shrimp. I had a beta fish for over a year once. Im eating pizza crust rn

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?.......G i r l s. I have all girl friends irl and one boy. And on tumblr it seems like i just meet girls? Likei agree with @cristal-kyd1280 its like alot more gals then dudes here. But i do have some guy friends on here too. But mostly girls

33. something you want to learn.......TO DRAW ANATOMY DAMMIT

34. most embarrassing moment........Every moment of my lifes an embarrassing moment. Idk of i can pick a "most" embarrassing one. But one time i i sent my crush (now ex bf) a hey fuckface and like some hearts or whatever for an ask game that meant like "i have a crush on u" "youre adorable" etc and said Hewo but i did it all anonymously. But he confronted me askin if i sent it cause im the only person he knows that actually says hewo lol. Then later on i finally admitted i really liked him and well y'all know the story after i think. Unless you're new

35. favourite subject.......A R TTTT OFC

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?........meet my friends on tumblr. Get into mtsu (college i wanna go to) and study art. And go skydiving

37. favourite actor/actress........favorite actor uhhhhhh probably thomas brodie sangster or tom felton and my favorite actress? Hmmm idk maybe evanna lynch (luna lovegood)

38. favourite comedian(s).......probably kevin hart lol he's p funny

39. favourite sport(s)........basketballllllll and football

40. favourite memory........uhhhhh idk?? One oh my favorite memories was when we went to see tøp in concert

41. relationship status.....single as a pringle

42. favourite book(s)......harry potter and the order of the pheonix. Harry potter and the half blood prince. Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda. Divergent. Maze runner. Twilight. Fangirl. Fallen. Red queen

43. favourite song ever.......TOO HARD DONT MAKE ME CHOOSEEEEEE

44. age you get mistaken for.........16 and 17 sometimes lol

45. how you found out about your idol........i was watching someone on yt and superraedizzle always poped up in my feed and my mom turned on one of her vids cause she always saw her vids too now ive seen most of em i love her. Id heard of vexx but never watched him and i was watching a collab from anthony miller art and shrimpy and i checked out shrimpys channel and was lookin at comments and alot of ppl said his art is like vexxs so i checked out vexx. At first i was like eh ok. Now i cant click fast enough when he posts a vid. And i actually fpund out about bob ross from my grandpa on jan 20 2017 when trump was getting sworn in or whatever. We turned on pbs and my grampa told me to look and bob ross was on and i was IN. I loved it. I even started watching full episodes on YouTube of the joy of painting after that. Wonderful man. My first painting i ever did i think was when i followed one of his tutorials xD (i didnt know it was popular at the time)

46. what my last text message says......."ok your turn"

47. turn ons.....uhh nerds ig idk um book lovers, music lovers, art lovers, potterheads, idk and nice ppl

48. turn offs......jerks. Homophobia. Idk ig whatever i said in things i hate

49. where i want to be right now......uhhhh idk wait didn't i already answer this? Ok this ones different ig so uhh with my friend lucas

50. favourite picture of your idol.....oh shit...favorite? Idk xD i have a fave of vexx but not of rae or bob. But heres pics of them any way

51. starsign......a libraaaaa boiii

52. something i’m talented at......drawing and speed reading. Thats about it lol. Oh and procrastina

53. 5 things that make me happy.......ooooo art, my friends here on tumblr, books, harry potter, and music ^^

54. something thats worrying me at the moment.....if my friend thinks im being annoying

55. tumblr friends......hhhhh so manyyyyyy. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @chinesewaffles2 @kingantlion @queen-baelin @sammchenry @septembersbloom and more

56. favourite food(s)......green beans, pepperoni pizza, and vanilla madelines

57. favourite animal(s).......basically any reptile. Puppies. Cats. Any animal really but my #1 are snakes

58. description of my best friend.....well she's a tiny bean (5 feet) and she has dark hair, she wears glasses, she doesnt take shit, she's in love with Josh dun, she's awesome, funny, nice (YES youre nice jackie) and shes the best friend ive ever had. Oh. And she has a weird obsession with spaghetti

59. why i joined tumblr.......well i heard abt it on Pinterest over a year ago but didnt want it. Then @mrfastbass-deactivated20181231 on DeviantArt said he got tumblr so i made one then followed him and figured id just post art and that's it cause i thought tumblr was boring as hell when i first got it. Now im p much obsessed with it

60. ask me anything you want.......go ahead brainy shoot. Give me smtn good

#my face #mutual peeps #not-my-brain #asks #60 questions

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impulseislost · 6 years

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If This is The End (1)

so this is one ive been working on and off on. and have nothing pre written so we do like men i guess ahaha. That being sorry if it seems clunky at all

Warnings: Uh.. In this case, Swearing, mentions of kidnapping/disappearances, some really bad medical work is done at one point. uhhhhh i think thats all??

Word Count: 5000+

Twilight

There was a quiet around him. The sort that only rested after a battle. Where all was still and the only sounds came from the dead underfoot or the dying. Never the living.

He'd witnessed this scene again and again. An empty field where he had stood so many times, a cold dread resting in his stomach as he searched for the bodies of people he had known. He didn't expect his team to be among them, yet. His boys were among the top of their game.

But Chan still remembered Jaebum's screams after Youngjae disappeared. Screams that still haunted his dreams. He still remembered the way BamBam, as he so chose to be called though gods knew why, held back his leader. The way that the tortured screams of the elder had echoed around them.

Even Felix hadn't slept well after that episode.

He sighed, as he picked his way across the bodies, nodding at one of Jaebum's team (Jackson he thought), as he passed. They were all doing the same ritual as him. Checking for their fallen and loved ones.

"Hyung." A voice cut through his thoughts, crackling over his line, distracting him from his search as he kicked the body of some red-headed male over. Relief filled Chan's veins as the face matched none of the pictures currently shown in his database.

"Hyung." The boy called him again, bringing him back to the present.

"Yes?" He kicked another body, blonde this time. Not quite the same shade, but still enough to make him check.

"Hyung, you need to get back to camp now." Camp. The one place in the world Chan wanted to be less than the bunkers.

"He's right. We need you." Another voice cut in, and the man found himself sighing as he picked his way back across the carnage. He supposed if he had found no bodies of any others yet, then there was a slim chance they were there. He needed a change from the carnage of the previous battle anyway.

He sighed, kicking up a weapon as he passed it and eyed it. Nothing he recognised. He sounded frantic, like there was something wrong, Chan noted to himself as he replayed the data of the call through one of his ear pieces. Hyung, you need to get to camp now, he never says I have to do anything, like that.

He bit his lip, worrying it as he moved. The tone the younger had used worried him for no good reason. It was then it hit him, Jeongin was panicking and that worried him more.

The ten minute run back to base was nerve wracking. He'd abandoned the caution and grace he normally moved with, sprinting until he was there. With the other... Seven? The man quickly counted, reaching his arms for Jeongin, who buried himself into the elder's chest as soon as he could.

The missing member of their group faded from his mind briefly as he took in the shaking boy in his arms. Then at Woojin, who's eyes were downcast, as if he were hiding something. Chan's eyes flicked around the assorted boys in front of him. Taking a roll call in a way.

Woojin, Jeongin, Changbin, Hyunjin, Seungmin, Minho, Jisung... Where's Felix? Chan's eyes widened, and he glanced at Woojin with a question. The elder fidgeted, avoiding his gaze.

"Where's Felix?" He asked quietly, to the entire group. He felt Jeongin's breath shudder, and saw Woojin freeze. He waited, a full minute according to his database, before he continued.

"Well? Is anyone going to tell me where he is?" Chan’s voice was quiet as he quickly searched for Felix's contact on his database, and tried to connect a line. He frowned sharply when it failed to connect. He glanced at Woojin again, as he quickly looked down. Frustration began to prickle at him, and he hissed in annoyance.

Jeongin flinched, pulling away and diving into Woojin's arms to hide. The latter dropped his weapon, causing it to flicker on and off once with a loud noise, as he wrapped his arms around the youngest in the group.

"That's… That's the problem." He muttered, looking anywhere but Chan, hell even twisting to look at the fake buildings behind them. He could see the pale blue of the ones they had set up a few nights ago from back here, next to they green of Jaebum's team. Woojin sighed, tapping Jeongin on the shoulder and leaning down to whisper to him.

"You have to show him, Jeonginnie." He murmured to him quietly, so that Chan wouldn't hear. He felt the boy tense, more than saw it, a quiet sob escaping him.

"Hyung, why me?"

"Because you were the one who found it, and he was your responsibility today." Jeongin whimpered again, pushing himself away from Woojin and clearing his throat.

"Um, hyung," he started in a quiet voice, looking away from Chan before looking up at him and continuing in a slightly stronger tone, "Channie hyung."

Chan raised an eyebrow, lowering his hand from where it'd been tapping at a screen only he could see. Jeongin swallowed sharply, reaching out a hand for Woojin. The elder’s fingers threaded through his, squeezing his hand gently for support.

"Felix, is uh... Felix is gone." His voice wobbled, as he watched Chan narrowing his eyes at the youngest in his team.

"This isn't a funny joke, Jeongin, I need you to seriously tell me where he is." The boy flinched, as Chan said this, letting himself be swallowed back up into Woojin's warm embrace.

"I-I... I'm not... I'm not joking, hyung. Felix is gone. H-he left his weapon out in the... In the field and, um..." He trailed off, sending a picture of the weapon lying on the dirty ground to Chan. They all knew what it looked like.

Felix had gotten the damned thing coloured a pale blue when it was made, against protocol, and the power lines that normally glowed a soft purple under the boys touch were dull. Chan's eyebrows furrowed, and he held out his hand, motioning for the weapon to be handed to him in proper.

Jeongin's breath hitched, and he reached behind him to draw the capsule out, shaking as he passed it to the leader. The normally warm grip was cold, and didn't light up or activate when Chan touched the hollow. He nodded slowly.

"Alright Lix, you can come out now. This isn't funny." He called in English, turning in a slow circle.

"Hyung, with all due respect, in what world would Felix ever leave his weapon behind like that?" Chan's head jerked to face Jisung, the blind boy leaning on Changbin heavily, his breath coming out harshly. He tilted his head, so the dulled colour of his eyes drifted to meet Chan's, before wincing and clenching them tightly shut.

"Felix was, ecstatic, when he got that made. What makes you think, he would ever let that leave his side?" He slumped, slipping in Changbin’s grasp, before pulling his head back up to stare at the elder. Chan winced at the boy's appearance. Blood covered, and trembling, Jisung looked like he was moments away from collapsing. Which, considering the extensive use of his mods, he most likely was.

"Really think about it hyung." Chan tore his eyes away to look back down at the pale blue instrument in his hand. The man stared at it, taking in the worn cylinder shape before cursing.

"Shit." He muttered, glancing around the group as a whole, eyebrows furrowing again as he passed the device back to Jeongin.

"Who was supposed to be with him today? Why was Felix by himself?" He asked quietly, examining carefully. His eyes caught onto the way Jeongin seemed to sink into himself, how his gaze fluttered anywhere but Chan. He waited a moment longer, before the younger hesitantly stepped forwards, his hands fidgeting together.

"Me, hyung. We, um... got separated half way through, I wasn't able to, um… Find him again after. Sorry." He mumbled, before diving back into Woojin's arms to hide. There was a moment of silence, where the whole group watched Chan with unease, as the man took a deep breath and nodded.

"You two were at the perimeter breach then?" At a nod from the younger boy, Chan just rubbed his face, letting out a slow breath.

"Right then. You all get back to camp. Changbin, make sure you get Jisung to his bed. He looks like he's about to collapse." He ordered quickly, watching as Jisung promptly started whining at him and as Seungmin reached over for Hyunjin, pulling the taller boy to his feet.

The boy stared down at the ground as they walked through the gap between more tightly compacted homes, clenching and unclenching his fists. His companion watched, in quiet remorse. Hyunjin would talk in his own time, he was always like that, and Minho didn't want to force him.

"I could've been there." The quiet sounds of the other had Minho alert, walking faster to catch up with the other, his head tilted slightly to the side. He took a moment to sort out his words before he replied.

"What?"

"I could have been there with Felix. I should've known Jeongin was still recovering, fuck, I helped him bandage his wounds this morning," Hyunjin turned to face him, eyes wider than normal, "I knew and I still let him go, with Felix."

"And if it hadn't been Felix who'd vanished, it'd probably would've been Jeongin. Are you really going to condemn him, the youngest of our unit, because you want to save a foreigner? News flash, that's pretty shitty of you, Hyunjin." Minho hadn't meant for it to come out so harsh, or as pained as it did, but the words stopped the other dancer. He looked like he wanted to raise a hand and slap him.

"Well at least we'd know that if it was Jeongin, he would be fine. He doesn't need to be paired up like Felix does. Or like you and Jisung. Honestly, it's a wonder any of you three made it out of the training barracks in the first place," He sounded bitter, "Hell, you probably only got moved out because you're a human poster boy for our unit."

Minho flinched, the colour leaving his face. That had stung a bit. Hyunjin of all people knew how hard he had worked to get this far. The long, sleepless nights he'd had where he'd gone over a single module over and over, on repeat until he could repeat it backwards to you in his sleep. Hyunjin seemed to realised what he’d said a moment later, because his eyes widened and he took a step towards the elder.

"Hyung, I--"

"Don't. Just, don't." Minho cut him off, stepping back out of his reach. He swallowed, taking a deep breath.

"Don't, don't say anything. You know, exactly what the fuck you said. And maybe you weren't thinking, but you fucking need to. Do you know, how hard, I worked to get to this point. How hard, Jisung worked to get to where he is? How hard, Felix worked?" He was shaking, he knew he needed to stop. Stop now.

"You know what? This wouldn't have even been a problem if you hadn't made assumptions about what I thought about Jeongin. This whole thing could've been avoided if you'd kept your damned mouth shut!" Hyunjin snapped back, turning on his heel and stalking off through the homes.

Minho stood there, stunned for a moment before he huffed and turned away, to start heading the other way. To his surprise, a darker haired young man stood there, leaning on the pale lavender of the wall next to him. Jisung tilted his head, staring way too far off to be looking at him, but Minho knew he was listening, all the same.

"That could've been handled better by both of you. Really." He stated, in a dry voice. Minho swallowed, eyes flicking anywhere but the younger. There was a tense moment before Jisung turned away.

"How much of that did you hear?" Minho asked cautiously, as he watched the boy rest his hand on the structure next to him, and use it to lead his way back to their area with a practiced manner.

"I heard enough. You two weren't exactly the quietest." He winced at the reply, quickly moving to follow the boy back, "It's fun to see you two arguing over some stupid shit like Felix going missing."

The sarcasm was so dense Minho could practically cut it. Another moment passed and he started following Jisung back, quickly catching up to the boy and offering him an arm to lean on. Jisung clearly hesitated, before leaning his weight fully on the elder, with a barely muffled whimper.

"I know all of us hate it, but... We have to be strong. Fighting with Hyunjin isn’t being strong." He whispered, brushing dark hair off his face. He didn't need to see past it, he just disliked the feeling of it on his face. Or that's what he said anyway. Minho sighed, holding the boy up as they walked.

"You're supposed to be asleep you know. Chan hyung would have a fit if he saw you here now." He whispered instead of replying to the younger. Jisung shrugged once, shoulders rising and falling.

"Couldn't sleep, mess tents over there somewhere. I was gonna go get something to eat, but..." Minho winced again, before hesitantly wrapping his other arm around the other boy to hug him.

"Sorry." Jisung shrugged again.

Seungmin let his head fall back and hit the wall behind him with a sharp yelp, as Woojin cleaned his wound with quick, gentle movements. Beside him, Changbin sat reading one of the elder's books, engrossed in the writing on the page. He seemed almost at peace, an eyebrow quirked as his eyes scanned over the cream page, but one could tell by the subtle way he was glaring at the page that something was up.

"Hanging in there? Seungmin?" Woojin dragged the youngest back to reality, prompting a nod from the boy, "Good. I'm going to run some pain tests. Tell me if it gets above a seven." Seungmin nodded again, and waited as Woojin attached the machine’s wires before he started speaking in a quiet tone.

"Six, six, Seven, six." He stated, as the machine went through, testing his wound and the surrounding area with gentle pressure and faint beeps. Woojin nodded once at a loud beep, detaching him with quick, efficient movements.

"Good." He noted as he started bandaging Seungmin's side, turning his attention to Changbin, "Have you slept yet Changbin? You've been running around for everyone all day today. Don't lie to me, I saw you physically carry Jisung." Changbin looked up from his book, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm still probably going to get more sleep than Chan hyung will in the next twenty four hours, and you're asking me?" He questioned, glancing back down at the book and flipping the page.

"You know, it's not a competi--" Seungmin started, to get cut off by Changbin.

"I'm not saying it is. I'm merely stating a fact. Chan and Felix came from the same sector on earth. With Felix missing, Chan's going to lose more sleep than he already is. That's how it was in our original team, it's how it'll be now." He looked up at Seungmin, staring at him blankly.

The younger's eyes widened. All of them had heard rumours of what had happened, things like that happened in a company, but they really heard any of them speak about their original team, before Chan had become leader of his own.

“Whatever, I’ll go crash if you want me to that badly.” He finished, closing the book and placing it to the side, “It’ll do me some good anyway. I can take Seungmin with me if you’re done with him, hyung. You probably need to sleep as well, no?” The boy rose in a fluid motion and dusted his jeans off. Woojin nodded, motioning for Seungmin to pull his shirt down.

“Ah, I wanted to go to the mess hall.” Seungmin mumbled, tugging his shirt down over the bandage and standing up with a wince.

“That’s gonna hurt for a few more days, Seungmin. Be careful with that.” Woojin commented, from where he was packing up the wires, “I can go get you something later, anyway. You and Changbin should both sleep. That’s not up for negotiation.”

Changbin nodded, motioning to Seungmin for him to follow as he left the building into the rapidly darkening night sky. The elder visibly relaxed the moment the pair were outside.

“Are you actually tired at all hyung?” Seungmin asked after a moment of walking, as he watched the elder quietly. His hair was pushed off of his face and the glare that he’d become known around base for was shown, but Seungmin knew the moment they were alone, it’d come down.

“No. I left to get hyung off my back. Probably wants to sleep himself if I’m being frank.” Seungmin nodded, watching Changbin a little longer.

“Are we gonna find him?” He asked, voice trembling as he looked down and away. A sense of hollowness was beginning to fill his chest, crushing him and making him want to curl up. More than anything did he just want to give the loud Australian a hug. To find him.

He heard Changbin sigh, before a hand patted his arm in an awkward motion.

“We’ll find him, I promise.” He dropped his arm back to his side soon after, the hand disappearing into his pocket, “It’s not like it’s the first time one of our team has gotten lost on the field anyway.”

“Jisung doesn’t count, hyung.” Changbin chuckled gently at the remark.

“We’ve never actually lost Jisung, luckily. Channie hyung got lost for a couple hours once though.” Seungmin giggled gently, as Changbin led them through the maze of artificial buildings, “Gave all of us a kick. I think, Kuni--The sector 13 guy in Jaebum sunbaemin’s team, BamBam, that’s his name. BamBam tried to take a shot at me because of it.”

Seungmin nodded with a light hum, thinking to himself.

“How’d he get lost?” Changbin snorted, running his fingers along the weapon strapped to his thigh, feeling the reassuring shape of it under them.

“He saw a flower, native to the planet --Chaeryeong’s planet I think. Our squad walked off without him, not even realising we’d lost a man. Jisung found him about four, five hours later just examining plants.” He looked at Seungmin, with an expression just asking if he believed this at all.

“I can imagine Felix doing something similar, actually.” The younger mumbled thoughtfully, after a moment of just contemplating the story

“It’s why I think we should give him a day before we report him missing. But, protocol says you have to do it as soon as it’s noticed.”

“Shitty.” Seungmin mumbled quietly, along with a nod from Changbin.

“Yeah, well… After what happened with Youngjae..” He trailed off. Which was fine, they didn’t talk about what had happened to the man anyway. Seungmin nodded, reaching out to hold onto Changbin for support. He didn’t think this team could handle a repeat of Youngjae.

Jaebum’s team barely had. And they’d been together for years before it’d happened, much longer than they had.

“No one’s going to let Youngjae repeat. Not with Felix, not with anyone.” Seungmin said, quietly and firmly. Changbin sighed, nodding grimly. The younger relaxed, stretching his arms over his head with a quiet sigh. He wondered if he could convince Changbin to let him go to the mess hall before it closed…

“There’s a good chance Felix actually did just see a flower mid battle, actually.” Changbin broke the comfortable silence that had filled the lull in the conversation, drawing Seungmin’s attention from his thoughts and quirking his lips. Yeah, he probably could convince the elder.

Walking up to the building his boss used as the strategy room was always going to intimidate him (the building was imposing after all, designed to defend the office workers in the fleet). And that was before he had to report a missing person. Chan didn’t know if this day could get any worse honestly.

Actually, he didn’t want to test that. That’s what he had thought before Jisung’s accident and the whole mess that came after. He shook his head.

Report Felix missing first, then worry about the rest, He told himself sharply, flashing his identification at the datapad on the door. It slid open with a hiss, giving Chan a brief moment to compose himself before strolling in.

Inside, a young man was calmly talking to one of the few people in the room, a young woman with a lime stripe down the shoulder of her uniform, one of the people he had to speak to. Chan sighed, glancing around for another of the lime stripped workers, before a tap on the shoulder drew his attention.

“It’s odd to see you in here, Bang Chan. You avoid this building like the plague, no?” He turned his head, before dipping into a slight bow upon noting who the speaker was.

“Jaebum hyung.” He greeted after a moment, before looking away. The elder man smiled warmly, casting a worried glance over him once Chan had stopped looking.

“Why are you here?” Jaebum asked softly. Chan tensed, his eyes flicking to the ground.

“That’s…” He hesitated, memories of screams filling his head, and he debated telling the truth. After all, he didn’t know how sensitive the topic he had in mind was for Jaebum. But the elder had been waiting for approximately thirty seconds now, and he was too tired to think up a convincing lie right this moment.

“Felix went missing during the perimeter breach, and I can’t get a line through to him.” He slowly said, watching as Jaebum’s expression transitioned from pure curiosity, to mild shock. Another moment passed before that transitioned into worry and horror.

“You’re joking.” He whispered, face drained of colour. Chan knew he should have lied to the elder.

“I really wish I was. Jeongin was paired with him today but they got separated during the breach, and none of us can contact him.” He murmured quietly, looking anywhere but Jaebum at this point. Those floor patterns were starting to look rather interesting.

“I… I’ll let you report that, then. Maybe send BamBam your way later as well, lords know you’ll need him.” Chan looked back up, into the worrying eyes of the man, and smiled weakly.

“Don’t wake him up for it, if he’s asleep. That’s all I ask.” Jaebum smiled at him, nodding quickly.

“I’ll see what I can do.” He agreed quietly, before slipping out of the way, “I’ll leave you to it then.” He nodded before leaving Chan's field of view. He was grateful for that, looking for the nearest person with a lime stripe. He relaxed as one waved him over.

“Evening Captain. What can I do for you?” The woman asked as he jogged over, her hands resting on the datapad before her. Chan checked his database for Felix quickly.

“I'm here to make a report?” The woman nodded, directing him to another screen. Made sense, you couldn't use personal screens for everything, he noted to himself as he passed over to it. He tapped the screen gently, pausing before sighing to himself.

“God, which name did he even use?” Chan tapped the screen again, buttons leading him from mission report, to missing person report . He hesitated, before tapping in ‘Lee Felix’.

Did he even register with Felix? He thought, groaning as the results turned up negative. And typed in the other’s Korean name with a sigh.

Of course he used Yongbok. Couldn’t use his English name to sign up for this could he? He sighed, tapping Felix’s name as the screen lit up with his face. Chan quickly tapped in how long Felix had been missing for and rubbed his face. It’d be so much easier to write this on actual paper, he decided.

The man sighed again, as he let himself relax slightly, sending the report in and quickly turned to leave. He bowed in the direction of the woman who’d helped him as he left the building, taking a deep breath and shaking off unease, vaguely wondering how much sleep he’d get that night. Probably not a lot if he were to be frank about it.

“You look stressed.” A voice whispered, before Jeongin was beside him and hugging him. It comforted Chan, as the pair walked back to their camp site.

“I am, second night on a new world and Felix has gone and gotten himself lost and I found out he's used Yongbok to sign up for this goddamn army.” Jeongin hummed in response, clinging tighter to the man with a frown. A moment of quiet passed the two of them before he even tried replying.

“I thought he hated that name.”

“Well obviously not enough to sign up as Lee, fucking, Felix.” The younger nodded, as Chan snapped angrily at the memory.

“Sounds rough. Have you eaten since we got back, like at all?” Chan paused, before shaking his head and looking over at Jeongin.

“No, not yet.” He mumbled, quietly ducking his head. Jeongin giggled, slipping out of the hug and intertwining his fingers with the elders.

“Good, I'm hungry so we're getting food now. I wanna see if they've got chicken in the mess hall tonight.” The elder chuckled, pulling the boy close with a nod.

“We'll see, if not we can bother hyung for help.”

They were all sitting in a circle when the news came, in the form of a beep from Chan’s screen. It had been a week since Felix had vanish, during which they’d been forced to sit in standby as the searches and fights went on. So what’d Chan do? He’d set up a film for the group. Thankfully, for Jisung’s ears, he’d made sure that Minho and Hyunjin were separated.

Jisung really didn’t know how much more of their bickering he could deal with honestly. And to be real, he’d probably shoot both of them if he could see or access his weapon right then if they so much as started up again. He was sick of it.

So when the beep does echo around the room, the first thing Jisung does is lean over Minho and Woojin’s laps to poke at who he thought was Chan, though it could be Seungmin from the feel of the cloth (A cotton t shirt. He vaguely recalled that only those two were wearing cotton t shirts that day). He was lucky when it really was Chan.

“Channie hyung~” The boy whined, poking the elder a few more times, “Channie hyung, what was that~” He felt a slight tap on his ankle, from Minho he thought, before he was pulled back into a normal sitting position with another whine.

“Let the man read it first, ‘Sung, god.” Jisung smiled slightly, sitting up straighter and turning his head to a random direction, (Jeongin wasn’t sure he was comfortable with Jisung’s eyes looking at him so early in the morning, not after the last time he’d done that.) and humming. He heard Chan laugh from where he was sitting.

“Alright, alright. I’m checking it.” There was a quiet lull in the room, one that hadn’t been there for a couple days, as Chan read the notification. Jisung pouted, reaching his hands over to his left and playing with the hem of Jeongin’s jacket. Chan took a breath, and Jisung heard his hair rustling as the elder presumably ran his fingers through it, before he spoke.

“There’s good news, ish, and bad news.” Besides him, he felt Jeongin tense, the younger suddenly more alert. “They found Felix’s gear, no Felix. He’s just vanished into thin air apparently.” He heard a couple people murmur, before Changbin coughed.

“It doesn’t seem like Felix to do that.” He noted quietly. Chan nodded.

“You’re right. So, my suspicion is he’s probably been captured somewhere.” Jisung felt Jeongin (Was it though? He didn’t want to turn his mods on to check) tense up beside him, and went to pet his arm in reasurance.

“So, that’s the bad news?” He shouldn’t have to have asked, but he did anyway. Chan hummed, in the quiet assenting way he did.

“Good, ish, news is they’re rotating us back to Earth. Which means that you two,” He felt Jeongin shift again, and Jisung knew he was referring to Hyunjin and Jeongin now, “Can stop by your homes if you want on the way.”

There was a nervous chuckle, and he knew that about then Hyunjin would be running his hands through his hair in a slight panic. Going home would mean his hair would need to be redyed. He was self conscious enough about his eyes, without people seeing how ashen his hair was every time he returned from his birth planet. Jisung flickered on his mods (He couldn’t see where the fuck Hyunjin was), crawling over to Hyunjin and leaning himself against the taller before turning them off.

“You don’t have to Jinnie.” Hyunjin hummed in appreciation. Slim fingers began to brush through the Jisung’s hair in response, and he heard someone crack a joint.

“If, you’re rotating us home, when are you gonna be picking us back up?”That would be Jeongin, and Hyunjin put in his piece with a quiet hum. There was a pause, during which Jisung could only imagine what was happening.

“As soon as you want. The offer is just there in case you want to. Think of it as, a break before we have to relearn a bunch of modules. At least until we find Felix.” The fingers in Jisung’s hair paused, before starting to move again.

“In that case, I’d like to visit my mother and father.” He heard another pleased sound, this one from Chan.

“Lovely, I’ll let the boss know for you. Jeongin? Are you going to visit your’s?” Jisung sat up, dragging himself closer to Hyunjin to steal body warmth.

“I don’t think I could face my dad after letting Felix get lost.” There was another quiet hum from Chan.

“Fair enough. Still, at least drop in for a bit while we pass.” Jeongin groaned in response.

“Ya! Take me with you Jeonginnie~” Jisung whined, sitting up to pat in the younger’s direction (He pat Changbin’s knee). Jeongin paused, before mumbling out a quiet ‘why’

“Because my parents are probably off planet again.” Chan sighed, as Hyunjin’s arms wrapped around Jisung.

“You know you probably have more tests, right Jisung?” He groaned, twisting to bury his face into Hyunjin’s shirt, the buttons pressing uncomfortably against his face.

“I don’t want to though. They’re just going to be trying to find a way to make it less exhausting for me, and then I’m going to collapse because nothing they do works.” He heard yet another sigh, before the sound of someone moving over reached him and Chan’s arms wrapped around him.

Jisung huffed, leaning into the touch. And just like that, his good mood was gone. Good Dammit Felix where are you?

#stray kids #stray kids fanfiction #bang chan #kim woojin #lee minho #seo changbin #hwang hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #im sorry felix <3 #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #hyunjin and in are aliens for some reason #none of the lore makes sense #but there's like 10 pages of it on my doc #uhhh idk if thiers any typos but here we go #nik if u read this i angsted

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RWBY EPISODE 15: THE STRAY (LET’S JUST USE THE TITLES NOW)

* I’m guessing the Vytal Festival is where I’m going to get my first big introduction to the RWBY world at large * Team RWBY hanging out together is nice, even if they’re quipping at each other * The animation looks particularly stiff in this episode...I’m really not trying to be a stickler about this, but it’s noticeable * Oooh so Torchwick is still wreaking havoc? * I’m not sure what the White Fang would be doing with Dust. * Blake, uhhhhh I’m guessing you know more about White Fang than you’re letting on because “wanting to wipe out humanity” is not “really misguided” in my books. This is assuming, of course, that Blake isn’t just upset because she’s a Faunus * But uuuuuhhhhh Weiss I really hope you’re not implying that you think all Faunus are lying cheaters because thats...not a good mindset * See Yang is being 50/50 here * ISS A MONKEYMAN * He jump * Yeah...the animation isn’t looking too good here, even though this scene is setting up some stuff * Oh so THAAAAT’s the guy that everyone ships Blake with besides Yang. * And by “ships Blake with besides Yang”, I of course mean “ships Blake with and get mobbed by rabid Bumbleby shippers or ships Blake with and does the mobbing to innocent Bumbleby shippers.” * If by chance you are reading this and are/aren’t a shipper of Bumbleby/Blacksun and understand that it’s literally just about shipping fictional characters and the amount of ship warring and hate in that FNDM is insane, bless you and have a nice day * I get why Weiss wants to “observe the competition”, but I wonder why the others are going along with it. * Ooooohhh it’s the cutie patootie ginger girl!! * I already love her. * Penny is a mix of adorable and creepy. I appreciate this. * The animation here is really good. Blake elbowing Yang got a chuckle out of me * And even though I have it paused to type this and am very concerned about how Penny is responding to Yang’s weird, Weiss trying to figure out how the crap Penny moved so fast is friggin hilarious * Am I REALLY your FRIEND? Oh honey... * Everyone signaling Ruby to say no and she says yes and just...omg * Although Blake’s quip about Weiss wearing a dress is funny, I do have to note that practically everyone other person at Beacon is wearing something either just as impractical, or more practical but still flashy. * RUBY AND WEISS LOWFIVING OVER COMBAT SKIRTS AKSDFOUH * Oh no Weiss you can’t draw * Weiss stop being racist. Stop that. Right now. * Blake is ROASTING Weiss and I am LIVING * Although I am 90% on Blake’s side (that other 10% only going to the fact that the White Fang are apparently terrorists, even if generalizing all Faunus as such are not) she is making it waaaaaayyy too clear that she is involved with them at this point * I, uh...I’m going to be totally honest here. Weiss saying “I’m a victim!” was a little...cringey. More than a little...It comes out of nowhere and just...What? * Oh so this is why Blake brought up the Schnee company before...I thought the Schnee company was just another big company with poor practices, I didn’t think they had blood on their hands! * OOOOOOOHHHHHHH THE TRAIN FROM BLAKE’S SHORT WAS THE ONE STOLEN FROM THE SCHNEE CORP!

* Oh geez I was NOT expecting Blake’s reveal to drop so early. * NOW we’re getting into Blake’s character development! And I hate it! Because she’s sad! * In all seriousness from what I’m piecing together, Adam and Blake were both part of White Fang and she voluntarily left them. I guessing because even she knew they were going to far? But even so, Blake can’t just drop the fact that people like Cardin exist in the world and want them to be oppressed/killed/exterminated. Like literally she has to hide the fact that she’s a Faunus otherwise she’d have to be dealing with people like Weiss on a daily basis. Seeing her cry at the statue actually hurts * But also are you telling me Monkeyman followed her all the way back to the school ‘cause he could tell she was a Faunus just by looking at her? Unless they know each other? * For as much as I wish Yang and Ruby would knock Weiss down a peg, I appreciate Yang being a middlegrounder * Blake’s fine she’s just having a date. * So this is where things start getting a little more serious in the show * I don’t hate Weiss. I don’t. And it’s really not so much that I can’t stand her prejudice against Faunus so much as I don’t...get it. * I understand the Schnees and Faunus are at a war and have been for quite a while. But the way Weiss worded things, I simply don’t understand how all her hatred for them comes from this. I get that losing family friends to Faunus would lessen her opinion (to put it very lightly), but having board members be executed is 100% the Schnees’ fault, no? * Then again Weiss was probably raised to be prejudiced against the Faunus. In no way does this excuse her discrimination against them, but it does offer more of an explanation as to how she has it. I know for a fact Weiss at least grows out of her prejudice at some point, but for now, my feelings about her as a character are kind of 50-50 * I do wish Ruby and Yang were a little more involved in the matter but I also understand that the show probably wants to avoid a complete drama-mess. Having all four of them yelling at one another would probably be draining. Plus, keeping it between Weiss and Blake gives better focus for both of them * Overall I am SUPER interested in where this is going to go but I still feel that the fact that it took 15 episodes in for some development in Weiss and Blake is...weird. And again, Jaune’s arc could have been a subplot. Plus I guess they wanted Blake’s reveal as a former White Fang member and Faunus not to get revealed just 5 episodes in. So even though the contents of the episodes have been very enjoyable thus far, the order of them feels a bit off

#rwby #my thoughts

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Kagepro theories / random analysis / questions of sorts?

so, funny things seem to happen when you directly compare [play at the same time against each other] the music videos for - Otsukimi Recital [of all songs] and - Outer Science ... while trying to find more Outer Science parallels ..... ... and then compare those findings to other things too ..... [bonus: some novel 8 spoiler bits from recent translations] [ even if this ends up being totally false maybe consider it like a fic that wrote itself? (hhhha) ] [ but seriously please try comparing the two videos by playing them at the exact same time against each other, some parts time up timing wise surprisingly well! ] [ also it’s very amusing ] [ also includes some “Additional Memory” arc from Manga Route analysis ]

ok so if you weren’t here for Outer Science’s release in the past, this happened at one point: [spurring off a series where everyone tried to catch more parallels]:

..... (and so on) ..... uhhhhh “[this] is the real thing!” - “Kagerou” in Wannyanpuu’s KageDaze pv [TOO] (also in original KageDaze’s song lyrics still) (UHHHHHHH) naturally, I recently was reminded of it [in the year 2k18 at that] and thought, “hey, did anyone ever directly compare Otsukimi Recital too? i didn’t have any caps from it in my archives just thematic parallels--” and well um [disclaimer: most of this is just for fun ok] [ but also to try and connect together thematic parallels if indirectly ] [ Outer Science re-translation from Kagepro wiki ] [ CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL MAJOR ROUTES ] [ skip to the end for more important Routes questions! ]

[^ opening: Momo pan-up, Saeru pan-up] [ ^ Momo’s eyes flashing red as she points to the viewer, Outer Science intro ]

[^ oh hey (the one on right flashes by very fast too)]

[^ “...Daze you too”] [”hey, you (prayed too, right?)” -Saeru]

[^ also just before Momo’s “nee!” face at the exact moment Saeru says “nee”] (that’s more of a fun timing thing though)

[^”young master”] [similar mouth placements...] [”it’s pointless” -Hibiya, and also Kagerou in old fanmade [but later Kagepro artist though] Wannyanpuu versions] / [”it’s (an unpleasant) story” -”Azami”]

[^ compared better to young Seto in Shounen Brave up there but]

(a bit earlier) [^the wires?] [there are a lot of TVs in certain Music Route songs ....] [^”(just saying supportive things) wasn’t going to cut it” as Konoha flashes by]

[^ hmmm] .....

[^ ok but what if Momo DID know more than she’s letting on] [or later on, too]

[^ all of them flash by in these and related parts but]

[^ ”...go together”]

[^ HIBIYA NO]

[^”(Legends, life, and even people’s fate)”] [^ oh hi cat] [still a KageDaze reference]

[^ disclaimer: I am not writing these ok. it does it itself] [”...(And inadvertently falling in love, too)...” - right side]

[^ THIS ENTIRE SECTION LINES UP TIMING WISE PRETTY CLOSELY] [ PARALLELS WITHIN PARALLELS (ON THE LEFT SIDE TOO) ] [ Hibiya’s FACE there ] [”(Such stupid things.)” -Saeru] [”i don’t even know what’s going on...” -Hibiya] [“(Ah, how difficult, what a challenge, I can’t stand it)” -Saeru]

[”*(Embedding in those eyes)”] [ ... the soda hits Hibiya in the eyes literally right then ] (maybe more fun but wow timing)

[”the power to combine the eyes together...”] [...?] (oh hi Mary) ( they DO need Focusing Eyes too ..... )

[^ Momo WATCH OUT]

[^ I mean literally] [ PARALLELS WITHIN PARALLELS WITHIN ] [’sobbing ”I don’t want this!”’] [”(You knew it, right? That's fate)” -Saeru]

[^ he obviously wouldn’t want this to happen to Konoha either ok] [ much less the rest ] [^ in Otsukimi Recital he’s also having Hiyori flashbacks here] [”(first tragedy)”]

[”I wanted us to be together” -Hibiya] [ ... uh oh]

[^ Momo: must help Hibiya get FOCUSING EYES] [^“Outer Science”] (RIGHT HERE) [ in between during Otsukimi Recital interlude: Outer Science deaths, including Saeru pushing Hibiya in front of truck, like so ]

[ bonus: the street light in between flashing as Seto particularly dies too ] [ maybe related .... ]

[”(No matter how many times you deny it This foolish life you're living)” -Saeru] (.... ok seriously, this comparing aside, Saeru’s watching them?) (is that also why there’s so many TVs that pop up in Music Route videos?) (certain novel 8 spoilers too seem to indicate similar things) (also especially in some particular songs ... [see below for more on that])

[”(No matter how many times you just cry)” -Saeru]

[^ RIGHT AS HER EYES FLASH RED] [ the right side flashes by very fast reds too ] (tw epilepsy if you compare um) [^ same timing though]

["( You asked for too much and now serve to sin)” -Saeru] (ok but if it was said to Mary AND Hibiya ..... it’d fit)

[^ ending smirks/grins] [^ video ending on Otsukimi side with Momo grabbing Hibiya to pull him along]

[ ..... ok all that for fun stuff aside ] [but then I was reading Hibiya bits from novel 8 and TAKANE / ENE NO] [ DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS TAKANE / ENE NO ]

.... ........ ........... ..... .. .

it was “MOMO’S PHONE”

- OK BUT WHY DOESN’T HE HAVE THE PHONE IN MOST MAIN TIMELINES - LITERALLY HE WAS ALMOST ALWAYS TRYING TO BUY A PHONE - LITERALLY THE FREAKING PHONE

[”i’ll do it!” -Hibiya]

[”the next next next”] [”(Let’s ridicule it!)” -Saeru]

^ “Kagerou” Hibiya, from the old Wannyanpuu fan pv

[”continue?”] [“yes”]

[ ... and after Saeru!Hibiya kills Momo ..... ]

BONUS:

[ is ... is Saeru holding Momo in Outer Science too ..... ? ]

(or if it’s not Momo, Shintaro maybe? either way) (Momo still dies by Saeru!Hibiya in Manga Route)

(BONUS THE NTH: MY TAGS FROM WAY BACK THEN EVEN:) “#... #Momo...?”

more of a fun bonus (i’m sorry) (don’t take this one seriously)

(”WELCOME TO MY WOMB” [mis?]translation)

THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS REGARDLESS OF PARALLELS OR LACK OF BEING:

WILL HIBIYA STILL CHANGE THE TIMELINES / GO PSUEDO-“DARK” (EVEN IF HE’S NOT THE “HEAT HAZE” SPECIFICALLY BUT SIMILAR) [ or like unintentionally corrupted Hibiya in a way ]

WILL HIBIYA WAKE UP NEXT ROUTE HOLDING [MOMO’S?] THE FREAKING PHONE [ IN THE PAST WE ALL THOUGHT IT’D BE HIS OWN PHONE BUT ]

- WHAT WILL HE REMEMBER (.... OR NOT) [ because even if he WAS he might not remember everything / not intentional ] - WHO DIES FIRST (HIYORI OR HIBIYA) - WHO GETS FOCUSING EYES (HIYORI OR HIBIYA) - DOES KONOHA TRY TO SAVE HIYORI OR HIBIYA FIRST OR BOTH - WHAT WILL MANGA ROUTE NEW FORM SAERU DO IN BETWEEN - (NOW THAT HE LACKS ‘KUROHA’S FORM ?) - IS THE LOST TIME MEMORY SCENE WHERE SHINTARO SAVES KUROHA AND OR KONOHA / HARUKA FROM BEING KILLED STILL IMPORTANT TOO (I’M BETTING IT IS) - ARE THERE ANY POTENTIAL ROUTES AT ALL WHERE MEKAKUSHI TRIO DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER PRIOR TO AYANO’S THEORY OF HAPPINESS [YES] (SEE: The Deceiving [novel 5], young Kano meeting young Ayano at the playground BEFORE he dies and enters the Daze / by being stabbed when still young) (SEE: Shounen Brave possibly ? ??, the period of time in between Seto drowning before he eventually revives and winds up at the orphanage (later on); later [or possibly BEFORE that in some spinoff Route[s]?] meeting Mary) (this goes for all three members of the Trio by the way, ‘that time they died before they all met Ayano / Tateyamas’ because yes this is what messes up Mekakushi Trio dynamics and can change with every route) - IS NEW ALBUM A NEW ROUTE OR IS IT PART OF CURRENT MUSIC ROUTE CONTINUED [FORMER SEEMS LIKELY] - IS MEKAKUCITY RELOAD (WHEN IT HAPPENS TOO) A NEW ROUTE OR IS IT PART OF ANIME ROUTE CONTINUED [THE FORMER SEEMS LIKELY] - WILL ANYTHING ELSE BE ANNOUNCED COME AUGUST 15TH [LIKELY] - WAS MOMO [AND/OR KONOHA AND REST] A CATALYST EITHER WAY (IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS STILL HAPPENS) - IS MANGA ROUTE / NEW FORM SAERU DOING THINGS ON HIS OWN IN GENERAL [MAYBE?] - WHO ELSE IS IN ON THIS IF IT’S EVEN AT ALL A POSSIBILITY STILL (BECAUSE I’M HIGHLY SUSPECTING - MARY [RESETS .... ] - SETO [MAYBE] [IF HELPING MARY] [looks at novels volume 8 summaries] - HIYORI [OBVIOUSLY] - A Y A N O)

LITERALLY AYANO LITERALLY TALKS TO HIBIYA IN THE DAZE [IN NOVELS, MANGA KIND OF?, AND MCA TOO]

AYANO YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FREAKING PHONE !!!

BONUS THE NTH (MORE...): - Otsukimi Recital is like an “Extra Edition” type of song - Shounen Brave is/was “Episode ?” - other episode ?s: Shinigami Record, Dead and Seek [Kenjirou, also Saeru], Ene’s Cyber Journey [Route XX Ene?] - other extra edition type songs: Toumei Answer [Ayano & Shintaro], Yuukei Yesterday [Haruka & Takane], Yobanashi Deceive [Kano]* is technically listed but isn’t included in the main/first Music Route, neither was Toumei Answer?, Ayano’s Theory of Happiness*, Otsukimi Recital* ..... .... because maybe they are “interfering with the Routes” type songs ?

BONUSES THE NTH (AGAIN): - we’re confirmed to [eventually] be getting an “Additional Memory” song [note that’s the title for the Saeru!Hibiya involved mini-arc in Manga Route] [even if it doesn’t center completely on Hibiya, well....]

a bit from ‘Additional Memory’ (I)? summary:

Ayano asked when the snake entered Hibiya’s body, to which he answered from the very start, long before he killed “Concealing Eyes” and met Ayano. He continued that this body was a “miss”. It was good that the boy who didn’t have any wish began to have a desire to “save the girl”, but it was a little bit immature. Regardless that the snake was a being that eats up “desire”, that wish causes him a sour stomach. “[LONG BEFORE HIBIYA (&SAERU)] [MET AYANO]”

^ “THE BOY WHO DIDN’T HAVE ANY WISH”

^ “A DESIRE” TO “SAVE THE GIRL”

^ ok but why the HECK would it be “IMMATURE” if Hibiya ALWAYS WANTED TO SAVE HIYORI FROM THE START and WHAT DOES SAERU MEAN “DIDN’T HAVE ANY WISH”

..... unless .....

... if SAVING HIYORI alone isn’t a strong enough wish ......

... and in the beginning of some routes SAVE HIYORI alone wasn’t his wish .....

what if it eventually [slowly] becomes [over time] “SAVE MOMO [TOO]”, “SAVE KONOHA [TOO]”, “SAVE EVERYONE [TOO]”

(some Saeru somewhere, probably: “oh, NOW his wish is strong enough”) (mangaverse New Form Saeru: [takes advantage of all of this])

a bit from ‘Additional Memory II’ summary:

Ayano questioned the snake: “You can’t do anything without using Hibiya-kun’s body right?.” Then suddenly, Hibiya regained his self consciousness, asking if Hiyori was alright!? He seemed very happy to see Hiyori. He was very worried that he could never meet her again… Then he was shocked to see the situation and tried to break out of Konoha’s hold. The snake used that chance to break out of the window, of course without forgetting to smirk at the kids: “Didn’t say I no one can stop this anymore?."

..... [later]

Hiyori finally reached their place, just to see Hibiya cry and say "I’m sorry” right before her eyes. http://fuyuyuu.tumblr.com/post/167573767600/

..... i’m done (sorry)

#kagecrack #outer science #kagepro: theories #kagepro theme: comparisons #hibiya amamiya #kagerou #saeru #momo kisaragi #konoha #hiyori asahina #saeru hibiya #(ayano tateyama)#(mary kozakura)#(kousuke seto)#otsukimi recital #hibimomo #(...maaaaybe)#(not intentionally ok)#(maybe unrequited because loops?)#hibihiyo #(that too)#(anyway if you want to skip all that above go to the end for more important things)#(LIKE WHAT CAN HAPPEN NEXT ROUTE AND IN WHICH ORDERS)#(i'll have to do that in Konoha's State of the World parallels postings though since they relate more to that)#(but yeah Ayano why Ayano literally why you HAVE to have known about at least some of those things)#(basically 'what are the common elements to each route concerning Hibiya and or Hiyori')#(AND HOW DO THEY CHANGE WITH EACH ROUTE)#(anyway i'm sorry drops Hibiya theories every two years or so until I disappear into the void again at least until August 15th)#(there's some other things to pay attention to too .... also I want to re compare Outer Science to like. everything again)#(... will i regret this. the answer is 'yes')

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