#ultimate dirkjohn

[maushrew]

commitment, given by freedom.

[sanyazaglotish69]

[disguisedcheezed]

goofy ahh corpse.

[redkfk01]

[shartfinz]

My ass cheeks are really itchy

[insufferable-homestuck]

?? what hs2 did yall read

[realtidepod]

[emeraldoo]

Dude, there's something on your face. Dude. Dude there's a ghost gently caressing your face. Dude this is getting too intimate for me to be comfortable to bear witness. Dude please stop.

[iliketosneeze]

my friend request me to draw this..

[mrmaj0r]

dirk.

[dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily]

Dirk splinters but as the main cast of Heathers.

DAY 53

[maushrew]

Surprise, bitch. I bet there was a moment just now when you thought to yourself, oh thank god. Thank the maker. Thank literally what-the-hell-ever recalcitrant entity was, is now, or perhaps always has been responsible for piloting this sto-

* eyeroll *

I let a sigh out of my body. Here we go again.

hey hey see if you can guess who i am “grumble grumble i’m so totally in control of the narrative look at my IRRITATING orange text”

------ hey hey hey, heres a lil gift from me and @froggy-kingdom to you! They did the writing, I did the art B)

[sanyazaglotish69]

hiiii ll

[disguisedcheezed]

If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

[alizardinatrenchcoat]

Late night scribbling

[diesmercurii]

okay I’m not a huge dirkjohn shipper but. epilogue dirkjohn

specifically ult dirk and candy john. like, total control of the narrative villain vs some divorced father. and then they kiss