#unironically a good fic

[sleepytoycollection]

give us squidbob! it's what the people want!

where's that post that's like, if Sponge and Squid were two anime girls no one would even question this being a popular ship

[p4nishers]

no really ALL im saying is if aziraphale was infront of ME and me only and even gave me a smallest amount of attention i would've already confessed right there. wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes let alone 6000 YEARS. nuh uh. especially if he slutted me out while dressed like THAT in 1793 or rizzed me up in 1941. i may be oblivious but im not dumb as fuck and i would've taken THE FUCKING HINT. unlike SOMEONE. ugh if only i was in crowley's place this shitshow wouldn't have taken more than aziraphale's eyelashes to flutter once and i'm done for the wedding is already in full swing oh lookie here a priest appeared completely out of nowhere how odd how mysterious!! anyway we must not waste this opportunity let's just get over w it for completely normal regular reasons YEP!! nothing to see here just a perfectly regular every day wedding !! like come on man atp u gotta blame urself for wasting opportunities like that

[midnightdemonhunter]

But don't worry. By then, he wants to.

(@romanromulus :D )

[youling-the-ghost]

when two improv comedians can come up with a better love story than most Hollywood films

[lightlytoastedcashews]

hiiiiiiiiii do y’all have jerejean fic recs :3

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

@tryan-a-bex I believe your fanfic of me is so wonderous (I read it on the 10k post just now) that... it has caused the entirety of AO3 to crash.

(Yes. AO3 is suddenly down.)

I'm speechless. Truly, I applaud you. The twist mid-curse was unexpected. The Good Omens was stunning. I genuinely do not know what to say.

How did my life choices lead me here.

I think... I think there are other fanfics of me on that post. Do I dare go through *checks other tab and closes eyes briefly* the 3,794 reblogs in search of them.

[undermine-the-instinct]

WHAT IS WITH THIS TIKTOK TREND IN THE JJK FANDOM? SUKUNA X CINDERELLA? GOJO X ELSA? GETO X TINKERBELL? TOJI X BUZZLIGHTYEAR?

[sapphic-agent]

[gr4dient]

[ M3M0RIES. ] { a cn!gradient/vector angst fic?? ig? }

( AU by : @cloudyside I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE HIM SM IM SORRY IF THIS ISNT CLOSE TO CANON) CW: depictions of past trauma/abandonment, capturing, gray being a sadistic piece of shit /aff

Gray was busy at work, going through some monster's code- someone's very BEING- and picking out each itty bitty part he saw as imperfect. Or as.. not needed. For example, their color palette. Fixing that major issue was, not to his surprise at all, easy to fix. He'd done this time and time again, after all.

The trapped monster's soul- a white, upside-down heart- sat wrapped tight in bright cyan strings, which occasionally glitched. Back when he first began doing all of this, he would've been concerned, and scared they'd escape, but.. he'd learned to only worry about important people in AUs. Most people, like the monster he had tied, shaking, and wailing before him, didn't have much of a role in their universe. They were replaceable, which Gradient loved. If he messed up, he could just.. start over!

"Please- GAH! Please, s-STOP!" The captured monster cried, and Gradient looked up from their SOUL, giving them an unintentionally pitiful look. Stars, they were.. pathetic. After a moment of studying their appearance, and they way they squirmed helplessly against their restraints, he chuckled quietly. Cruelly. He knew just what to fix next.

"Keehehehee..." He grinned almost sadistically. "I’ve only jus-ist started thouugh-ough.. Funkiller-er...." He paused, only for a moment, before adding, "S-stop-op squirming-ing… you’ll 0nly make it hurt wor-orse.."

The monster, as he expected, didn't stop immediately, and so Gradient, with a sigh, set the monster's soul down, and got up to tighten the strings around them. When he stopped in front of them, though, they stared up at him. They looked so.. helpless. So..

Scared.

It almost reminded him of.. someone..

“N-NO-O! N0! PLEASE, PLEASE ST-ST0P! LET ME GO! P- PL34SE! I DON’T- G4H! I D1DN’T DO ANYTHING WR0NG! I DIDN’T—! .. W- WH3RE- ER3 ARE YOU G0ING?! PL3ASE, D0N’T LEAVE-EAVE ME H3RE!”

"Please, s-STOP!" .. The captured monster's words echoed in Gradient's mind, making him freeze up involuntarily. Who.. who else said that..? And why did it feel so.. familiar..? So wrong..? .. Was he doing something wrong?

..

No. No! NO! HE WASN'T! HE WAS FIXING EVERYTHING! WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! Gradient huffed, before quickly, and silently, tightening the strings that held his captive and returning to work. He had so much more to do.

[scraemoo]

Me: "hey so I'll make a QSMP hiatus"

QSMP: "nuh uh get back here"

[shslpookiebear]

realizing that i like komahina in very specific contexts where people understand the complexities of hajime just as much as komaeda and dont overlook his own necessity of character growth and general insanity that gets passed off due to his plain exterior

[requiesticat]

Penumbra: Haoma

Haoma (noun): the cognate of Soma, a sacred plant in Persian culture 2000. Philip Buchanon sends his last message out. One of his students travels to northern Greenland by train in order to investigate the derelict Archaic organization, and finds herself trapped inside. Clarence, who is given a second shot at life, is also trapped. Together, they form an unwilling alliance in order to determine the cause, and put an end to the Tuurngait's last resting place for good. More than a hundred years in the future, Simon Jarrett mourns the loss of his friend Catherine. But soon, he will discover that he's not alone. Human colonies hibernated in cryosleep while the meteor struck, and lay dormant under the surface of earth's moon. With the WAU still operating, humanity can make a comeback. It just won't be in the form survivors expect.

Written in the style of "How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe", by Charles Yu.

A crossover between Penumbra and SOMA. Finished the trilogy after SOMA and had a lot of fun playing through it, especially Black Plague. You can tell I'm fond of Clarence, haha

Takes place during the events of Requiem. Has adult themes; will handle psychological subjects and other distressing material

[wander-wren]

so funny going to a new fandom with a wildly different cultures like. what are you guys doing. can you be normal please

[elftwink]

I graduated again but I came home and took a nap immediately so you're only hearing about it today but I still wanted to brag about it. so now I have two bachelor of art degrees and most importantly the fucking summer off. God bless

[doctorweebmd]

*80% drunk re-reading battle of the bands on the porn chapters* wow this bitch knows what she's talking about

[anotherferalrat]

Alright ya lil shits

You know what time it is.

Tonight, I wish a glorious and restful evening to orv fic writers who have rick astley as a constellation or otherwise unironically include never gonna give you up.

That's it<3 No 'fuck you' caveats, no unnerving threats. I love you entirely and yall have my heart<3<3