#unreality

[amtrak-official]

Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

[sunnydale-high-school-rumors]

PRO TIP if you figure out any free periods that you have that buffy doesn't, you can go to the library and actually have a really normal experience

Sometimes? But like you’ll still have to deal with:

Buffy’s weird friends hanging out with the librarian.

one of my friends walked in on the librarian fencing? With the air? And when he noticed her he just sort of threw it under the table and acted like nothing happened.

Another walked in on him and Ms. Calendar HEAVILY making out. He described it as “the type of thing you’d see if you opened the janitors closet during fourth period”

the librarian reading the weirdest books known to man.

also only half the books in the library aren’t weird cryptozoology shit.

Sometimes one enters the library and has a normal time. I did this morning. Today was a good day :3

[unorcadox]

i'm changing! / i'm changing in ways you can't even begin to imagine.

[ai-dream]

[thatsbelievable]

[dailyjermasparkle]

[officially-shannon-messenger]

Hey can Sophie be the main character again please

no sorry i got bored of her keefe is much more interesting. go whiteboy go

[dec2007]

trust them.

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, April 22, and there’s a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the high thirties.

A giant cake was dropped onto Fentonworks yesterday by a “mad baker” ghost. The ghost didn’t do anything malicious after this, just twirled his moustache, laughed maniacally, and disappeared.

Johnny 13 and Kitty, the biker ghosts, were seen trying to convince a police officer to try illicit substances on Sunday. The officer tried to confiscate the substances, but was phased through the ground before he could. The ghosts then talked to the officer about quitting his job and becoming a cheese farmer until Danny Phantom arrived and freed the officer.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

hi yeah, i just saw someone walking on thin air… can you explain?

Some air is just born that way. But it's ok, thin or fat air, you deserve to be confident and proud and love yourself. You're worth it just the way you are. As for someone walking on them, other people's kinks are none of my business.

[missing-childhood]

Can we pretend the world around us is gone for just one moment?

[amtrak-official]

Split Ticket Voting, you buy a train ticket and split it between the 3 canudates you like most, whichever one reaches San Francisco Alive wins

[corvusternion]

> im going to kill this fuck

[unorcadox]

Maybe I can grow to like the silence your absence has left me with

[ai-dream]

Disquiet.

[thatsbelievable]