#unsanitary

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[guiltygearconfessions]

One time I accidentally used the mostly yellow pallet when playing as Dizzy and I couldn’t focus on the game because my brain kept going “piss Dizzy…Pizzy!”

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[mothmans-mothballls]

redoing my poll bc my phrasing was confusing, no worries

i wanna be so clear we’re not talking sweaty from a run or put a bit too much perfume on. we’re talking strongest stink of either kind you can encounter. it’s turned up to 11 in both cases

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[shrimplovercat]

farcille shippers are on a different level

[shiftythrifting]

free

[mraskilaasan]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[transguyhawkeye]

chungledown bim is so much more viscerally terrifying to me than any other d20 villain or entity like theyve faced threats that are actively tearing reality apart at the seams but one level 20 gnome warlock singlemindedly dedicated to (and optimized for) shitting in a 17 year olds mouth is so much higher stakes to me than anything else i could imagine. if every other character we love has to die in order for fabian to evade him then i think that price is worth paying

[incognitopolls]

Riveting sequence of asks received over the last few days.

Anonymous March 16 at 11:21 PM

What's the biggest dump you've ever taken? in inches. For context i just took one about 14 inches long and about 7-8 inches in girth and I feel like a new man that was insane. I had to cut it with a knife to get it down the toilet.

Anonymous March 17 at 2:16 AM

Update my toilet is broken

Anonymous March 18 at 11:40 AM

The whole main pipe is broken oh ky god

Not making this into a poll but I hope your plumbing gets fixed. Also maybe eat more fiber in the future

[xenosaurus]

i hate the diet industry as a whole, but there’s something so DEEPLY insidious about how “cleanses” and the marketing thereof is pathologizing... digestion.  like, basic concept of it -- the process of eating food, extracting nutrients over time, and removing anything indigestible by pooping at the end.

your digestive system should not ever be “clean”.  it is full of bacteria.  it contains bile and shit and mucus.  this is normal and healthy.  you do not have “pounds of toxic sludge” in your body, that is partially digested food and unless you are constipated, it is supposed to be there.  your organs are still extracting nutrients from it.  

your intestines are not meant to be 100% empty.  you should have food moving through your system-- you deserve to eat, and you deserve to digest that food as best you can (digestive problems gang, how’s it going?).

you are not losing fat tissue when you take laxative teas, you are losing water, nutrients, electrolytes, healthy bacteria.  and even if you were?  fuck that.  fat people shouldn’t be bullied into taking laxatives.  constant diarrhea is not pleasant or healthy or better than being fat.  let us fucking eat and digest our fucking food.

[prokopetz]

Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.

[phillip-bankss]

EXCLUSIVE: First look at Pixar's #Toilet