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murderessshiv · 1 year

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i can’t believe i searched my entire town and there was not one copy of smaragdgrün to be found why does no one respect the classics anymore

#i was supposed to be studying saw the books on my shelf and read the first two like a woman possessed #and then went to every friend library and finally bookstore i could find for the last one #unsuccessfully!!#this is so confusing it used to be everywhere #i‘m too young for this to be a sign that i‘m getting old

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merciawintersageposting · 21 days

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…is everybody okay?

#dragon age #datv #da4 #down bad in the bone zone #emmrich volkarin #da4 emmrich #why am i like this #trying unsuccessfully not to be a menace

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insanesonofabitch · 1 year

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I’m not sure if someone else already made a post about this, but I was rewatching Tombstone and something just hit me. Dean wanted to stay alone with Cas a little bit longer in that cowboy hotel room. Sam takes Jack with him and pairs Dean up with Cas, after noticing how happy Dean was to get Cas back (which he even made a comment on earlier in the episode, we love a supportive brother). Dean agrees with this change of plan. Sam and Jack immediately gets up to leave and head for the graveyard. But when Cas is about to get up too and get ready, Dean does this:

And this is the same fucking goddamn episode where Dean makes Cas wear a fucking cowboy hat. And then gets offended when Cas didn’t immediately recognize his Tombstone reference. “I made you watch it,” not “we.” The same way “where Dean spread your ashes” is NOT “we.” And Dean has probably already seen ALL of those movies, probably a shit ton of times. He just wanted Cas to see them too. With him. Like a movie date night. And then Cas imitates a phrase from the movie, “I’m your huckleberry.” And then Dean, after averting his eyes and closing them and gulping down, says “Yeah, exactly.” immediately followed by “…it’s good to have you back, Cas.”

AND NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS OFF SCREEN???????? AND THEN PRINTED IT OUT??????????

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sisaloofafump · 1 year

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Neither of them ever live it down (more mini bat here and here)

#poor bruce #he comes out of there smelling like herbs but the soup is so unfortunately ruined #diana shakes him by the ear to dry him off #he bites her (unsuccessfully)#batman #batblob #bruce wayne #the flash #jonn jonzz #martian manhunter #justice league #jla #dc comics #my art #Wally west

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sysig · 8 months

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Blind side (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans closing his good eye every once in a while and keeping his blind eye open - obviously he does so in-game as well so it's a style-match #It's just interesting in the context of him being textually-confirmed blind in Handplates hehe #There's a level of vulnerability there! Not more than closing both eyes around someone - and potentially also distrust!#''I'm baring myself blind right now but /you/ don't need to know that'' - it suits him ♪#Especially when he does it around Papyrus! Because obviously Papyrus knows about his partial blindness #But when he's trying to be duplicitous - the way he looks at him sidelong with his blind eye when he's trying to lie unsuccessfully ugh <3 #And again-again it being about how much he trusts Papyrus! That he can be a little lazy or spacey and Papyrus will help him!#Also something about his entire right side being impaired - pawing around with his plated hand for something he can't see on that side #The dynamics! Internal and external! Very good like them lots #And then there's Gaster lol ♪ Throw him into the mix I'm sure it won't make a mess at all haha #I guess he's visiting? Just spacing out - he and Sans have a lot on their minds - separately haha #I do love how Sans pushes Gaster to be kind to Papyrus - very deservedly! He wants Papyrus to be happy of course #And he's obviously still angry with Gaster a lot but how might that present itself when Papyrus is Papyrus at Gaster hehe #Even just in that small jokey way of ''you tryin' to step on my turf?'' hehehe #Especially since the comparison wouldn't even come up if he had two functioning eyes hm?? Right Gaster???? Lol #Speaking of that scene and Sans' partial blindness tho ughhughuhg <3 <3 The fact that Sans stands with Gaster to his blind side #It's the vulnerability/distaste/confidence of it all! He's grown up so much it's all right there in how he holds himself #That he either trusts Gaster enough not to attack him - starting to believe him - or that he has enough faith in himself to protect himself #And only looking at him with his peripherals unless he looks directly at him hghhhgh I am Normal about shot composition I swear lol #Also I like how that last panel turned out lol - Sans just appears at the bottom of the steps like how's it going. care to gtfo thx

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happypeachsludgeflower · 5 months

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Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™#every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10 #there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now #YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food #Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic #the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases #the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not)#they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there #mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian #unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions #there are memes of them; they hate it #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #tgcf fengqing #mxtx hell #mxtx fandom #mxtx au #tgcf au #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #tgcf fanfic

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neoymm · 3 months

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man in the mirror :o

#billy batson #shazam #dc #captain marvel dc #neoymmart #who tf let me cook #im not cooking #i tried to have fred macmurray features #unsuccessfully

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silentflashoflightning · 1 year

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#this is what I was unsuccessfully trying to convey yesterday #why is the word once so weird. had to check that it’s actually real . and I have seen. ouat (threatening)#house md #hilson

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angstflavoured · 2 months

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crazy to me anyone out there atp thinks billford is just an opinion. like no this isnt the fandom shipping them and filling in blanks to make it make sense, it just... IS THERE. THEY WERE CANON. You dont have to like them, but they just are canon, it was romantic confirmed. And the fact people think there is any leeway--if Bill was a woman, you wouldnt even think twice. There would be absolutely no doubt in anyones mind that they were in love at one point. but bc theyre both dudes, its like "eh.. well you can INTERPRET it that way." NO??? HELLO??? no like oh my god, it was so romantic its insane. there were 500000 different clues and if youre still scratching your head and dont see it then i dont know what to fucking tell you dude. you might be just a liiiiittttllee homophobic. you dont have to ship them yourself, but dont just act like its not there jfc.

#talkbox #billford #tbob #gravity falls #dont piss me off fr #its so in your face its actually wild anybody is denying it #ford literally flirted with a girl unsuccessfully and talked abt how lonely he was and then--#immediately skips to meetinf bill and talking abt how its the greatest day of his life #“get out of my head” “you first”#!??!?!#IF THAT WAS A GIRL YOU WOULDNT QUESTION IT FOR A SECOND. LIKE FUCK YOU GUYS #tbob spoilers

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phantobats · 1 month

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Bruce doesn't give me "what if I die of a heart attack tomorrow?"—parent vibes, I personally think he would pull the "what if this is my last straw?" on his kids whenever they misbehave.

#the implication is scarier #and also probably more likely #cause i know the batkids have probably all unsuccessfully tried to administer him to a mental facility #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman and robin #batkids

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shittywriterbrain · 11 months

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he's such a fucking idiot

#bertie vs piece of paper 0:1 #i couldnt stop laughing through this ENTIRE scene i had to pause it to fucking BREATHE #idk if physical comedy is the right term (because i genuinely dont know) but hugh laurie is fucking amazing at it #also same bertie. whenever i try to wrap a present thats me #ok he was trying (unsuccessfully) to break a window but eh details details #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #gif

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doccywhomst · 3 months

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wow… you didnt think id let pride end w/o posting the best ever rendition of ‘i will survive’ from 1994 australian cult classic ‘the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert’ did you

#i’ve unsuccessfully tried to find the name of the didgeridoo player but discovered that Alan Dargin (plays Jimmy) also played!#he started playing at 5 years old and was taught by his family + elders and his instrument was over a hundred years old…. so badass #(jimmy joins wearing silver)#priscilla queen of the desert

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katnissmellarkkk · 11 months

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it’s super funny to me that in the first scene with haymitch in the entire series, he loudly proclaims he likes katniss, and then goes on to spend the next five hundred or so pages pretending the exact opposite.

#he’s complicated ok #I should say he unsuccessfully pretends because you could always kind of tell #well at least that he loved her #I would say he loved her more than liked her by the end of catching fire lbr #haymitch abernathy #Katniss everdeen #thg #hunger games #text post ✨✍🏻🤎#400

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winchestergifs · 2 years

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