Every time I see someone draw Logan laying on Wade or being held by Wade and they're like "ignore that his adamantine ass weighs like 300 lbs" I remember two things:
Firstly I remember that the "300(ish) lbs" is accounting for his comic height of 5'3", not his Hugh Jackman height of 6'1", which probably means we're not looking at a 300 lbs boyfriend. We're looking at like a 500 lbs weighted blanket boyfriend.
Secondly I remember that Wade, at least in the early comics, has super strength. I don't remember exactly how much he can lift, but with an ability with super strength he's gotta be able to lift at least 500 lbs. Plus, like, y'all, we all saw the Honda Odyssey fuck fight scene. Wade was tossing Logan around just as much as Logan was tossing around Wade.
So I don't wanna hear any more of this "but Logan is too heavy for Wade! 🥺" stuff. You give that Wade his heavy weighted blanket boyfriend. Put that Wolverine in his lap, he's got him. You show Logan getting uppies. Get that senior citizen in a bridal carry.
I take back my former Luo Binghe design. Big Buff Binghe is too standard. It's expected. The sillier angle to take is: manifesting his small, needy dog energy into physical form.