#ur welcome 😌

[ritz-writes]

so i made a small change to good things come to those who wait, for those who haven't noticed 👀

see anything different?

like a... chapter count perhaps? 🤭

[daydadahlias]

remember that time you promised to direct your psychic powers towards bringing the starved people more calum content and then a month later calum himself came out of retirement

that was a power move tbqh

I do what I can for the community

[coff33andb00ks]

https://www.tumblr.com/coff33andb00ks/754503217284546560/lando-34-plsss-3-tyy?source=share

and when I say I cried, what then huh? like I am leaking tears like a fucking faucet /gen

oh this?

you really gonna cry over that cringy, revolting, depraved, disgusting, perverted fluff??? really?? you're gonna cry over a dude thinking about Hannah Montana when he's about to ask the question???? you gonna sit there and tell me you're crying over a man talking about how he loves you more?!?!? are you really gonna do that?!?!!

bc same

if you weren't crying or giggling blushing kicking your feet I didn't do my job

[mushtoons]

the voices demand i post these (/silly)

[mo-ok]

would you like a red boy? hold out your hand i'll give you a red boy 🥰

[butchcharliee]

a before & after

I wanted to show off my arms, finally seeing some improvement 💪🥹

[darabeatha]

/ On my free day and I'm here sitting and thinking... Waow... I kinda miss writting

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story

[chaotic-fo-imagines]

f/o & s/i go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. they turn to their partner and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so f/o left to get full for the car. after two hours s/i say "where is my baby, they were supposed to be back by now". then s/i here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

s/i doesn't do it and then after a while they goes to sleep. the next morning they wakes up and finds their f/o still not there. they gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

[cillixn]

The Paul brain rot is seeping into me.. :(

oopsies i’m afraid there’s no cure 💘

[yeyinde]

Thank you for sharing your wonderful writing with us. Because of your work all I've thought about for days is Price mating pressing me with the clear intent of knocking me up. I missed my bus stop because I was too busy daydreaming. No regrets.

[ditzy-town]

WHAT DO U MEAN THE GREEN GOBLIN AND THE GRINCH ARENT THE SAME PERSON ????

hello merry latemas😌 no one should be surprised that I am posting this after Christmas bc im dumb and slow (plz bare w/ me this wasn’t meant to take this long i promise)

Anyways I hope u all had an amazing Christmas/Hanukkah/day if u don’t celebrate it ! ^^

ALSO. last post of 2022 ???? most likely 😳 I’ll try harder to post more often next year bc man this year was not it🥹 school and college applications need to chill tf out a sec so I can breath 😀🤚

Anyways that’s enough rambling I’ll be off now have a good day or else 🔪💛

(close upzzz)

[pxrxmoore]

light of my life!! happy birthday lucy!! 🥳🥳 @mashtonasfuck

been a crazy year with u by my side, here’s to the next 💛 love you!!

[i-need-entertainment]

Zap, I've said this again and I'll say it before, your type is the 'don't smile' club :D

And just like before you are 100% correct AHHAHAHA

BUT LISTEN- that just means that when they do smile it is 💕absolutely stunning💕

Observe:

[mushtoons]

My following tab was like 2 minutes of trans leo because of you jdakshjdhskjsdhaks, good job

HEHEHEHEHE TRANSFEM LEO BE UPON YEE

[thisperfectmonsoon]

an excellent smoocher and tongue touching? sign me the fuck up 😇 i can guarantee you i’ll be making small little whimpers noises from tongue kissing and maybe some bucking of my hips into your lap - 😌

🥴🥵 frying my brain a little this morning, babes.