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[bangbangping]

I have a confession to make.

I do not understand the practical appeal of a cast-iron skillet and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

So like I have to "season" it? And I also can't wash it?

[vio-starclad]

Any gun folks know anything about this? I've been thirsty for an ASP since Call of Duty Black Ops and this is at least adjacent.

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[ciceroballtorture]

we really an abortion 💪 gif made in the style of the honored celibacy one

[hofudlaus]

also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat

[fruit-teeth]

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[bruciemilf]

"Dick is the golden child" I love that you love that, but I raise you this; This motherfucker barely behaves better than Ace. Barely. He's not even the silver egg.

Jason? On the other hand? Sure, he pretends dissapointing Bruce isn't a core fear. But he's afraid of letting Bruce down the same way you're afraid of making your mother mad.

A re-enactment of a normal day:

Dick: Okay, so, we severely fucked up this time.

Jason: [Screams]

Dick: But don't worry, I'm calling Bruce!

Jason: [SCREAMS]

[thevioletcaptain]

i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.

it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.

it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)

it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.

[bangbangping]

Fucked up how Quiet in Metal Gear Solid 5 was made fun of for her goofy little battle bikini even though she ended up being like the only character in that game with an arc.

[vio-starclad]

Still need a "Trust No One" engraved lighter like Cigarette Smoking Man and @foxmulderswaifu5ever should get one too.

[sawtual]

wishing everyone again a very stop misusing the term trauma bond

[bellabrady]

911 characters + text posts part idk

[gayvampyr]

i love hearing gay relationships mentioned so casually. “his husband,” “her girlfriend” said without it being a Thing, no one making it feel weird or abnormal. i know it shouldn’t be much to ask but still it just makes me happy. it reminds me that we can be ourselves and find happiness and acceptance 🩷

[vampirerings]

objectifying someone by talking about their hole like its its own separate entity can be so good. like, look baby, look at how wet and messy this little hole is. it keeps getting wetter when i stick more fingers in it, do you think it likes that? its sucking in my cock so hard, i think it needs more. aww, it looks so cute and trembles when it gets pounded like that, do you think its gonna cum?