Thirsty for them lesbian slashers.
(Slasher Flick AU)
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Gay culture is, at least once in your life, seeing someone attractive and wondering if you want to be them or be with them
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Enid: everybody's always been like "Enid how'd you bag a baddie" How'd you bag that baddie?"
Enid: i didn't bag shit, wednesday picked me up from my neck and threw me over her shoulder and i have been on it ever since, and i have no plans of getting off any time soon
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So I was watching the Mean Girls movie (illegally sorry tina fey) for the first time since I saw it in the theater when I just realized in this scene that the fucking and not so straight Regina George has kept in the little music box the fucking rainbow pin that Janis gave her in the Beanie Baby? if you're supposed to hate a person so much.. why keep in a special place something like that????
THEY ARE CANON YOUR HONOR
(I don't know if this information is common knowledge but I didn't notice at the cinema sorry I was too busy trying not to die from reneé rapp overdose)
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I need boobs in my mouth rn
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*forehead kisses* *tummy kisses* *nose kisses* *neck kisses* *french kisses* *soft kisses* *cheek kisses* *thigh kisses* *kisses* *kisses* *kisses*
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Okay so I had this idea on my mind for a while, it's basically a whole AU where both Crowley and Aziraphale are both warlocks nannies!
(More info down below <3)
A close up on their faces because I spent so much time on it
In this AU, Crowley and aziraphale both became the nannies after a classic "ineffable miscommunication." Crowley shows up first and immediately gets the job while Aziraphale shows up second and also gets the job. Both switch between taking care of warlock throughout the day so the other can take a break
It isn't until a week into the job they stumble across each other and realize they both got the job
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Crowley is known as the stern nanny Ashoreths she's usually the one who stays inside with warlock and puts him to bed.
Aziraphale is known as the less firm and soft hearted nanny Francis, Francis usually wakes Warlock up in the morning to have breakfast with him and takes him outside to enjoy the nice weather.
However, it's not unusual to see both nanny Ashoreth and Francis spend time with warlock at the same time.
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Most of the downling staff find the two nannies very peculiar and their way of taking care of warlock strange to say the least.
Most enjoy spending time with Francis while most avoid Ashoreth like the plague.
However all agree that they are in love with each other.
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Jemily getting ready for a dinner night at Rossi’s
JJ: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Emily: Like its slips on and off really easily.
JJ: *blinks*
Emily: Wait, Jayje, I didn't mean it like that-
JJ:
JJ: Yeah, you did
Emily: Yeah, I did
JJ: If you’re good tonight, we can test that feature *goes back to getting ready*
Emily: *gay panics*
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Queen Bee AU - Miraculous
[Close up + Rambling under the cut]
Chloe being a useless lesbian yet again ✨
So I have this sort of Miraculous AU that I work on for fun on my girl Chloe because I will forever be peeved at her wasted potential. The main team is now; Ladybug, Catnoir and Queen Bee. (Also they’re aged up a bit bc that makes sense)
And the kwamis are no longer “given” they just choose their holder. I could share more if anyone’s interested but I’m still working some stuff out and this is only for pure fun! X)
Might sometimes post some more stuff about this AU
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