modern scholars: ok you see this ?? these 2 bros ?? goals. literally BROTHERLY GOALS. love each other sm. they’re in love in a brotherlyyy way. wait wAIT THEY CAN BE ?? COUSINS ?? THEY’RE COUSINS
all of ancient greece, plato, shakespeare, alexander the great, apollo: ok first of all yall the bitches i respect but i swear on zeus’ fucking penis if you say achilles is a top i will 🔪🪓🗡⚔️💣🧨🔫⚰️ deadass man don’t do it
994 notes
·
View notes