PUERTO RICANS WHO DATE MEN, YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS:
Start dating a man. The man is also a Spanish-native but NOT from PR. You continually call him bichito. He thinks this is cute. It’s The Cute Thing That You Do—Calling Me Your Little Bug. He loves it. He loves you. Six months to a year later it’s revealed you’re from PR. And you’ve been calling him Little Dick the whole time.
Chaos ensues.
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