#valenwoke

[mahousensory]

this might have been done already, but can I request a Sayaka Miki stimboard that's mermaid/water themed?

Posted! 🌊

[0boko]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🎁🎊

thank you!!

[yffresbeard]

valenwoke replied to your post “what if i made a tharn bastard….. haha jk….. unless…….  �� ��”

We are both all and never a Tharn bastard

abnur tharn is a doting but disgruntled father who likes his adopted kids more than his biological relatives

[gamzee]

valenwoke replied to your post “Since the villain of homestuck is itself, If you identify with a...”

I don’t know what that means but I support it

I demand comprehension!

[candyredterezii]

valenwoke replied to your post “hi guys i finally saw the nightmare on elm street reboot i ranted and...”

Why were u mad?

OKAY LET ME GET INTO THIS AS BEST AS I CAN CUS IM SHIT AT EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS

number one: wes craven wasn’t even asked about this film. they didnt tell him shit they just fucking went and made the movie with his character and his idea and was like byyyyyee which tbf the entire franchise rlly was wes having his like. child taken away from him and bastardized, only being able to reclaim it’s legacy in New Nightmare.

next, lets get into the character.

Freddy Krueger.

We all know Freddy as this really campy and jokey character. He’s a beloved slasher. He was funny and silly and his kills were creative and had funny one liners - robert englund brought to life this character and is one of the big reasons he was so beloved. He was a child murderer, yes, but a big thing along with it is we never actually saw him murder a child in the entire series. There was sexual undertones in subtext, and it was originally he was supposed to be a child predator as well, but they threw it out due to a real life scandal happening at the time and played it more subtext

Now. In the remake when they say they ham up the child predator shit they really, really do and it is NOT fucking pleasant at ALL.

But we will get more into that later.

Freddy in the remake, along with the entire thing tbh, is gritty. Edgy. Dark. He makes one liners and REPEATS OLD JOKES FROM THE SERIES, which throughout was liek. Haha that was in Nightmare (X), wish i was watching that one right now. His jokes were just. Flat. It wasn’t jokes it just made you kinda. Yikes. They weren’t delivered with the mirth and excitement like with Robert Englund.  His makeup made him look like a fish. He was absolutely disgusting. Making gross sexual assaults on Nancy on one point, granted nothing exactly major but enough to make ur skin crawl.

He was played to be just. Revolting.

Which isn’t a bad thing to do for a character - but not to one that has been well loved and rather like a ‘fun wacky uncle’ kinda guy. Not one with an existing legacy to be a wise cracker looney tunes kinda killer.

But let’s get more into the child predator aspect of it because holy fucking shit.

They literally show flashback scenes in the movie of Freddy playing with the kids and it was all like. Cute and sweet if you didn’t know context but seeing him interact with these kids is like. Revolting and makes your stomach churn. Especially them showing the little girl with her back scratched and a five year old nancy crying to her mom how “he takes us to his special cave” and burst into tears because she was fucking defiled constantly. 

Speaking of his special cave. Nancy and Quentin find it. And guess what they find? A bunch of photos of a naked five year old Nancy that Nancy sees and fucking has a break down over it because holy shit that’s fucking disgusting and heavy.

The movie is heavy. Very heavy and makes your stomach sick - and not in a like. Saw movie torture porn kinda way where you are like HAHA SIIICK. But in a fucking crushing reality and just makes you, the viewer, even feel utterly vile as you are watching this character be vulnerable and go through repressed trauma.

The whole movie deals with also Nancy and Quentin and the others apparently having repressed these memories and the parents trying to hide it by hiding their preschool photos and other things from their childhood.

It’s just utterly sickening and makes your skin crawl. Especially as much of Freddy goes after Nancy and speaks so vile to her about how she was his favorite, how beautiful the girl characters still are and how ‘grown up’ they are and just being a fucking creep.

Now that the story is pretty much fucking just. A fucking heap let’s get into the actual movie elements.

The one thing in the original Nightmares I absolutely LOVED was how dream like the dreams were. How they had this kinda dream like quality - it was whimsical! It was creepy and unsettling but also? Really fun? It was CREATIVE.  The deaths were fun and imaginative! The crew had so much fun coming up and creating these kinda deaths that you rlly couldnt get away with in normal stories cus its a DREAM where anything can happen.

Now in this movie? It was just. Oh. We’re in a creepy classroom. Oh looks like we are in silent fucking hill and then one flash of lights AA we are i nthe boiler room oh nooo. Oh nooo u got slashed by freddy and now you’re dead. Okay. Cool.

IT WAS BORING It was gritty dark and jsut snooze. it didnt even give any tension it was just. oh ur trying to be scary and thats it. ok.

Now this movie is also a reboot, meaning it’s a fresh start to the series. So someone who  hasn’t watched the original series should come in without having to watch the other films, right? Wrong. Now in the original movie, we followed the character Tina as a red herring to be the main character. The same thing happens in this movie, we do not follow Nancy (the one character whose name they kept. Which meaning if you have seen the original films, you know Kris is the Tina character and this twist is not gonna work on the previous fans who a MAJORITY IF NOT ALL this movie’s audience was. Even if you haven’t seen the first Nightmare most people know Nancy is the main heroine. I digress.) So we haven’t followed Nancy. At all. We see her once telling Kris she also saw something in her dreams and thats it.

Next we see her is when she comes to see Quentin. Sits down and just says, “Freddy” Where did she get this info? How is the audience supposed to know who tf that is or why or how or just. WHAT???

Okay. WHATEVER.

This movie also plays a lot on old gags, jokes, and visuals from the first movie as like. A homage. But they’re done.. So poorly. It just makes me go, “haha i remember that. wish I was watching that nightmare instead of this one.”

There’s also small plot elements that made me go ??? what. why?? like for example the mother of Kris apparently having kept one of her daughter’s dresses that was slashed when she was ASSAULTED AND DEFILED BY A MAN in a box upstairs with her preschool photos?? Like. Okay.

There is NO CHARM in this movie. No love. No passion. It’s just gritty and dark and just makes the audience feel utterly vile and absolutely tears apart the legacy of Freddy and NOES and everything Robert has done to the character. It has taken Wes’ original idea and story and just said Hey. What if we take this and just make it dark and edgier and SCARY OOOO. And then they tossed it in the trash compactor. 

I feel I’m missing even quite a fucking lot of shit too but. 

I fucking hate this movie so much dude.

[morningespeon]

Have you ever not used your starter Pokémon in a Pokémon game?

NO! This is blasphemy. My starters are my babies and they will always have a space in my team! 

Send me “have you ever”s and I’ll reply with yes or no

Sorry I fell asleep last night after reblogging the thing yesterday

[notjustdrwhoboards]

Pokemon stimboard: Mimikyu (requested by: @valenwoke)

X x X/x X x/X x X

[soft-stims]

Karin Misono stimboard for @valenwoke

x x x - x x - x x x

[muffinrecord]

@valenwoke said 

“it seems like Tsuruno thinks the "style" of the food is equally as important as the taste. To the point where she focus' on making the food super original LOOKING, but doesn't taste all that good.”

Oooh, this is really good insight. Thanks for saying it!

I can actually see her focusing on appearance and neglecting the actual taste. Poor Tsuruno!

[volzaannir]

@valenwoke @lesbian-pyrrha

basically ESO revamped the champion and skill point system, and now everyone with CP characters has to redistribute ALL of their points, thankfully for free, but for a limited time

the meme is just cause im seeing everyone just standing around praying which is hilarious KJSDFKFSD but also. its agony if u have multiple chars

[mahousensory]

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Requested by @valenwoke!

[0boko]

valenwoke replied to your post: i also really want to play eso again, but my...

EAT the laptop

but why?

[yffresbeard]

valenwoke replied to your post “firstborn-of-akatosh replied to your post “Tharnphobic Pride Flag”...”

Rabiosexual....?

remember like last year when everyone was making memes about wanting to get rabies

like the disease rabies

someone made a joke flag

at least im like 95% sure it was for the memes

[martinblackwoodish]

@pepperminttegan tagged me so y'all get to peek into my shit music taste 👀

Tag game: rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first ten (10) songs. then tag five (5) people.

1. Two Trucks - Lemon Demon

2. Wild Side - ALI

3. Little Boxes - Pete Seeger

4. From Here to Eternity - Kensuke Ushio

5. New Slang - The Shins

6. Computer - Clown Core

7. I Hate My Mom - GRLwood

8. Happy - Jeremy Messersmith

9. Bocca di rosa - Fabrizio De André

10. My Axe - Insane Clown Posse

@valenwoke @accidentaljesus @nitro-devil @augmented-shepurd @cadmiumwanderer

[violetbeetle]

Tagged by @mbpokemonrulez  Thank you! I’m sorry it took me a while. I only answer these on pc and I always use mobile.

LAST SONG: Beneath the Mask from Persona 5

LAST MOVIE: I think it might have been into the spiderverse?

CURRENTLY READING: The Blood of Elves. I have to finish it so I can get through the next one so I can finally read the book my friend gave me.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: My friend and I just finished One Punch Man season 1, so now we have to finish watching the 90′s cartoon Swat Kats.

CURRENTLY CRAVING: This is constantly shifting, but I could really go for either some sunny side up eggs, fish tacos from the place down the street, or a hot fudge shake

I TAG with zero obligation: @angelkayjae @vampire-squid @bloodyhelllx @valenwoke @peanutdream @dragonsareaces and anyone else who wants to.

[lususless]

Thanks @hufflepuffchampion for tagging me in this post!

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog! 

1: I’m a zookeeper. I wish I could post more pictures but I work behind the scenes. :(

2: Back in high school I received my black belt in taekwondo.

3: I’ve been watching Unus Annus most of this year and it’s ending today so I’ve spent nearly 12 hours watching their live stream today. So sorry for randomly reblogging posts about that today even though I haven’t ever before lol.

@raeofgoldensun @ricerobot @valenwoke @enigmaticpupper @sharperagon @piyraaa @maroondrew