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Ship meme- Aradir and Vali and Aradir and Valka

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! @valasansi

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Vali & Aradir (Modern AU)

General:

How long will they last? - Forever - but a lot of on and off again moments

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a while but that just made it stronger

How was their first kiss? - Awkward and adorable

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Vali

Who is the best man/men? - Grairy

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yiviria and Coco obviously

Who did the most planning? - Vali

Who stressed the most? - Vali

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Their bitch neighbour

Sex:

Who is on top? - Vali

Who is the one to instigate things? - Vali

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends what they're doing, overall about 15-25 minutes

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes but Aradir more so

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - 1-2 (if Aradir agrees)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Vali

Who is the stricter parent? - Aradir

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Aradir

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aradir

Who is the more loved parent? - Aradir

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both

Who cried the most at graduation? - Vali

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Vali

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Aradir

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Vali

Who does the grocery shopping? - Aradir

How often do they bake desserts? - Aradir does it, if not every night, every other night

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Vali is vegetarian but Aradir makes up for that by buying himself fancy meats

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Vali tries to cook on special occasions

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Vali

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Vali

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Aradir

Who is really against chores? - Vali

Who cleans up after the pets? - Vali

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Vali

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Aradir

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aradir

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aradir

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Vali

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Vali goes all out and everything is covered in tinsel come December

What are their goals for the relationship? - Aradir wants a stable and loving life, Vali wants adventure

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Vali

Who plays the most pranks? - Vali

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Valka & Aradir (Modern AU because why not) tbh both verses are pretty similar

General:

How long will they last? - Forever and ever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - very quickly

How was their first kiss? - Awkward, sweet and romantic

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Aradir

Who is the best man/men? - Grairy

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yiviria

Who did the most planning? - Valka

Who stressed the most? - Aradir

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Anhyo 😅

Sex:

Who is on top? - Aradir pre-injuries, Valka after

Who is the one to instigate things? - Equally likely

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - 15-30 minutes depending on the situation, secret quickies are common in their early days

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Definitely

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 1-3

How many children will they adopt? - Neither consider adopting but Valka is open to it

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Valka

Who is the stricter parent? - Aradir

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Aradir

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Aradir

Who is the more loved parent? - Aradir

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both

Who cried the most at graduation? - Aradir

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Valka

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Aradir

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Valka

Who does the grocery shopping? - Aradir

How often do they bake desserts? - At least 3-4 times a week

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Valka won't eat meat but that doesn't stop Aradir

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Valka tries and spends days going through his recipes to find something good but easy to make

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Valka

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Valka

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Valka

Who is really against chores? - Valka

Who cleans up after the pets? - Valka

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Valka

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Aradir

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aradir

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Aradir

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Aradir

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - All the time. All the decorations, many of them handmade

What are their goals for the relationship? - To grow old together

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Aradir

Who plays the most pranks? - Valka

#valasansi #any questions just ask #vali and aradir #valka and aradir #ship meme #i love them

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sigynthevictorious · 3 years

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(ship meme)(prepare thyself) Vali and Aradir, Valka and Aradir, Narfi and Yiviria

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Vali & Aradir (modern)

Who’s the cuddler? They both love cuddling but Vali usually initiates it

Who makes the bed? Vali so Aradir doesn't have to struggle

Who wakes up first? Aradir

Who has the weird taste in music? Vali

Who is more protective? Aradir

Who sings in the shower? Vali

Who cries during movies? Vali

Who spends the most while out shopping? Vali (and it's always Aradir's money)

Who kisses more roughly? Aradir

Who is more dominant? Hmmm, probably Aradir. Vali is a sub-bottom bitch 😅

My rating of the ship from 1-10. 9.5/10

Valka & Aradir (main)

Who’s the cuddler? Both equally, maybe Aradir slightly more

Who makes the bed? The maids 😅 or Valka

Who wakes up first? Aradir

Who has the weird taste in music? Valka

Who is more protective? Aradir but Valka will go from 0-100 if the children are involved

Who sings in the shower? Valka

Who cries during movies? N/A but would be Valka, depending on the movie

Who spends the most while out shopping? Valka

Who kisses more roughly? Valka

Who is more dominant? Hmm, probably Valka but if Aradir has full use of his legs I reckon it'll be him

My rating of the ship from 1-10. 10/10

Narfi & Yiviria (teacher au)

Who’s the cuddler? Yiviria

Who makes the bed? Narfi

Who wakes up first? Narfi

Who has the weird taste in music? Yiviria

Who is more protective? Narfi

Who sings in the shower? Yiviria

Who cries during movies? Yiviria

Who spends the most while out shopping? Yiviria (Narfi knows not to give her his card)

Who kisses more roughly? Narfi

Who is more dominant? Narfi

My rating of the ship from 1-10. 8.5/10

#ALL THE SHIPS #I LOVE THEM #ask #ooc #narfi & yiviria #vali & aradir #valka & aradir #valasansi

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sigynthevictorious · 3 years

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(naganye) If they had a kid meme for Vali and Yiviria, Narfi and Yiviria and Valka and Aradir

If They Had A Kid

Vali & Yiviria (modern)

Name: Ella or Ellie

Gender: Girl

General appearance: Looks just like Yiviria but has Vali's eyes and skinny frame

Personality: An absolute menace treasure. Very playful, happy and outgoing child

Special Talents: Can balance a spoon on her nose and walk on her hands (not at the same time obviously but she tries)

Who they like better: Vali

Who they take after more: Yiviria

Personal headcanon: She dreams of being a vet one day or running her own animal sanctuary

Face Claim: Emily Carey

Narfi & Yiviria (both modern teacher & evil Aradir verse because 🥺)

Name: Theo/Theoden

Gender: Boy

General appearance: Almost spitting image of Narfi

Personality: Very cheeky and mischievous, loved by almost everyone and incredibly headstrong

Special Talents: Can hold his breath for 2 minutes and can play the drums

Who they like better: Narfi

Who they take after more: Yiviria

Personal headcanon: He didn't start talking until quite late (2 or 3 years) and loves art and painting, so for a time his best method of communication was painting/drawing. His parents (especially Yiviria) were often bombarded with various drawings, often showing scenes from stories Yiviria would tell him at bedtime.

Face Claim: Roman Griffin Davis

Valka and Aradir (ok I've been wanting to give them a fourth and this can also be used for modern possibly)

Name: Harald/Harry/Hal

Gender: Boy

General appearance: Almost identical to Aradir, except his eyes are a pale green (almost a perfect mixture of his parents')

Personality: Eager to please, very stubborn and incredibly determined

Special Talents: Can ride a horse backwards and talented when it comes to archery and potions/chemistry

Who they like better: A mix, Valka for comfort but Aradir for life struggles

Who they take after more: Aradir

Personal headcanon: He grows up to be a high ranking military figure with numerous victories and is well renowned for his fair hand, though does not shy away from handing our cruel punishments himself should they be needed. In Avran verse there is a lot of sibling rivalry between him and Yivirion when older

Face Claim: Jacob Tremblay

#valasansi #ask #vali & yiviria #narfi & yiviria #valka & aradir

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naganye · 3 years

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☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground (Valka. Are they training, angry, horny, everything at once? Your call 😅)

It wasn't often that Rhadho Dorrn allowed Aradir to put a spell on his leg to let it work properly, but perhaps the overindulgence of wine and the celebration meant that the winged elf allowed it in this case. After all, it was their anniversary, and it was on days where Aradir could walk properly that people were reminded how good he was at wrestling, among other things. He had beaten Grairy and now he was doing it with Valka as an end to the evening.

"Have you been practicing, darling?"

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naganye · 3 years

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✋+ reverse (modern Valka, when Aradir returns from war?)

✋ - a starter where my muse traces your muse’s scars.

"Your hands are cold," Aradir had definitely been more irate upon his return. The losses were still raw and he felt bad that he was here, safe, where so many people had died to save him. His tone was sharp, but he realised almost immediately, "I- I'm sorry, darling. It's alright,"

#modernau

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naganye · 3 years

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“I want the K” (Valka)

25: Asker’s Choice- Teary Kiss

Aradir sat on the bench, looking up at Yiviria's statue. They had just given it a fresh coat of paint and it look so wonderfully lifelike. He heard someone coming and quickly tried to dry his eyes. He couldn't afford to be seen like this.

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sigynthevictorious · 3 years

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Reunited?

Bit of filler because it's stuck in my head 😂 @naganye

Nine months after Aradir’s ‘death’

Not a day went past where Valka didn’t think of Aradir, she no longer cried everyday but the ache remained. For a moment it felt as if she had everything, but as quickly as their love blossomed, it was taken just as quickly. In a day everything had crumbled around her, now all she had to remember that he was even real were a few photographs and the child that stirred within her belly.

It hadn’t been easy, everything seemed to happen at once and she had lost count of the amount of arguments and lectures she had been given by her father. Of course neither of her parents would ever kick her out, but the tension was heavy.

Her room, once filled with countless musical instruments that had now been sold, was now adorned with various baby furnishings. The crib was set up where her desk and keyboard once stood and her extensive wardrobe was sacrificed for baby grows and bibs. She missed her old life, part of her didn’t want this. She was still young, and now unable to finish college with her friends she felt as if she had nothing that was her own. Occasionally she resented Aradir and her choices, but as quickly as those feelings came, they were just as quickly replaced by pangs of guilt and sorrow. Both for herself, him and the fact their child would never meet their father and that Aradir was never given the chance to be told that he had a proper little family waiting for him.

Her feelings of sorrow and the realisation that he wasn’t here with her only intensified the morning her waters broke. Her mother was beyond reassuring and helpful, while she was saddened this had happened to her youngest child she supported her the entire time so she was not alone. So as the contractions grew closer and Valka was admitted to hospital, she hardly let go of her mother’s hand.

The pain was unbearable, she couldn’t help but scream and cry through every contraction as she felt as if she were being ripped apart. Too far gone for an epidural she could do little else but pray the child came quickly. Which thankfully it did.

After getting slightly stuck, soon a strong cry filled the room and a bright pink screaming child was placed upon Valka’s chest. In that moment nothing else mattered, as she looked into the face of her child she knew she had made the right decision and was utterly devoted to them.

“It’s a boy,” the midwife confirmed.

“A boy” Valka sighed, exhausted but elated as she held her son, drying him off with a blanket and pressing a kiss to his fair forehead.

Valka spent almost every day staring at her son, he was so perfect. “I wish you could meet your daddy” she sighed, rocking him in her arms before crying as he opened his pale eyes at her. “I think he would have loved you so much,” she sniffed, wiping her eyes. “He was funny, kind, handsome and so, so brave, just like you will be,” she continued, “and I loved him, and I promise I’ll tell you all about him when you’re older.” she promised. “Parker Aradir Noreth” she cooed, rather liking the name as it rolled off her tongue.

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Three years after Aradir’s ‘death’

Every day was a delight, well almost, as Parker grew. He was such a happy child, a mop of bright orange hair covered his head and his pale eyes gleamed with mischief constantly.

Still living with her parents, Parker was doted upon by his mother, grandparents and uncle when he came to visit. Everyone that met him adored him, even when he started daycare and nursery he seemed to make friends with all the other children with ease. Valka was immensely proud, her thoughts of Aradir lessened but every so often she would see her son laughing on the swing set and be reminded of her lost love.

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Seven years after Aradir’s ‘death’

Parker thrived at school, top of his class and a well liked figure amongst the other students. Valka managed to finish college and with the support of her parents got her university degree too. Working at a publishing house as a translator she loved her life. Now Parker was growing up she even moved into her own flat and started playing music again in the evenings. Everything seemed to be falling into place.

“Mum, I need some help” Parker said one evening, sitting up at the dining table whilst going through his homework. “We have to make a family tree for history, and grandpa gave me lots of things but...everyone writes about both their mummy and daddy. What should I put for my dad?” he asked nervously, not wanting to potentially upset his mother. He knew little about his father, only that he was a soldier. But now it seemed he was at that age where he wanted to know more.

Valka dried her hands and stepped away from the washing up, her heart both warming and sinking at the question. “Well, I don’t know a lot of things. But I’m sure we can put something together” she agreed, going to her bedroom for a moment and coming back out with a shoe box.

“Now, we can copy some of these if you want and stick them in” she explained as she opened the box. A collection of photographs and momentos filled it. The cinema ticket from their first date, the recipes he had written for her, pictures of their dates and a CD filled with the songs she had written for Aradir. “This was him, he was an orphan so I don’t know anything about the rest of his family. He grew up in care” she began, placing a picture of Aradir in his uniform in front of her son.

“Like the children that nanny looks after?” Parker asked, picking up the picture to get a better look at the pale eyed stranger.

“Yes, just like them. Then, he joined the army and became one of the youngest ever lieutenants” she continued proudly, smiling as she watched Parker’s pale eyes examine the photo. “You have his eyes, and you’ll be tall like him too” she explained whilst looking at the photo of her and Aradir on their second date, just after they became ‘official’. “Not long after we met, he had to go away with the army to another country. Now you have to remember that sometimes bad things happen, even to the bravest of people and well, he was in an accident, and he died out there” she tenderly explained so Parker could understand.

The young boy nodded, glancing at his mother before looking back at the photograph. “Can I keep this?” he asked, to which his surprised mother agreed. She helped him write out the family tree and added a bit of artistic flair to it. It did look rather lopsided, with her enormous family detailed on one side, then with the lonely Aradir on the other it was upsetting. But she was proud he was there.

“I wish I had a dad,” Parker said as they finished, “one that was here.”

The words cut Valka and played on her mind for weeks after. Maybe she had been selfish in not giving him a fatherly role model, but she had never had any desire to get into another relationship. But perhaps it was time she did, at least for Parker’s sake.

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Ten years after Aradir’s ‘death’

There were plenty of suitors, but as soon as they heard about Parker they all quickly left, not wanting to get involved with a woman who had a child. But there was one who stayed. Derek was nice enough, he came from an army background too and was conventionally handsome and seemed genuinely interested in Parker. Most importantly Parker liked him too. She didn’t feel for him the same way she had with Aradir, but maybe that was part of growing up? A teenage romance surely wasn’t the same as an adult one? So after a couple years together, she agreed to marry him.It felt like the right thing to do. And he was very insistent.

The ring was a beautiful vintage art deco emerald and diamond design, to match her eyes apparently, and Derek was adamant no expense was to be spared for their big day. Valka was excited, but not as overjoyed as she had always imagined she would be. Surely that would change once she got her dress she thought, and when it didn’t then perhaps once she got the cake things would fall into place.

She searched through various bakeries, getting quotes and going to tasting sessions but nothing took her fancy until Derek suggested one that was run by ex-forces members and how it would mean a lot to him. She let Derek arrange a cake tasting appointment with them and actually felt rather excited. Derek was running late from work so she took Parker with her instead, after all he fancied himself quite the connoisseur when it came to eating and cooking. Just like his father.

“Can I get a gingerbread man?” Parker asked as he walked hand in hand with Valka into the quaint bakery, his pale eyes lighting up at the cabinets filled with various sweet treats.

“If you’re good and they have some then yes” she agreed, smiling as she admired the bakery before going to the till. “Hi, I’m here for a cake tasting. It’s under the name Derek Henderson” she explained, the girl behind the counter nodded and went out back, explaining she was just going to fetch the owner for her.

Valka knelt beside Parker as they admired some of the beautiful pastries, Parker making an ever changing list of what he wanted to try. Tucking some of her now short hair behind her ear she too made a wish list of what she wanted and seeing that they made banana splits upon request made her feel it was some kind of fate she came here.

“He’ll be out in a moment” the sales assistant said when she came back out, but when Valka turned upon hearing the footsteps come out from the kitchen she froze in her place as if she had just seen a ghost.

“Aradir?”

#one shot #m; valka #under read more for length

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