#vampires live too long

[vulpinesaint]

people may accuse me of being problematic for "romanticizing" or even "sexualizing" this. i am doing NEITHER of these things. what i am doing is a secret third thing. and it's worse <3

[puretopia]

back together & having a science baby. 

[the-morphiend]

And if they were friends too..?

[ohitsthemindstuffagain]

[michaelmorbiussmassiveboobies]

My personal Morbius headcanon (or, one of many) is that he would have some really nice, long curls if he took care of his hair properly

[nosferatufaggot]

In the universe in which Bruce Wayne and Joker are in a public relationship and are a power couple, I gots some thoughts.

So, Bruce visits Joker in Arkham or whatever. Like brings him flowers or something, I dunno. And someone says something about how they cannot BELIEVE billionaire Bruce Wayne would spend his time with someone who is mentally unstable enough to be in Arkham. Well, said someone's buisness suddenly fails when for some unbeknownst reason, Wayne Enterprises stop financially supporting said buisness.

Some time later, Joker and Bruce are at a gala. Bruce Wayne expierences autism 100 moment and someone goes ableism about it. Just a passing comment. And then after the rich socialite party, maybe two nights after, Joker doesn't kill them, but he sure does psychological torture.

[suddenly-frankenstein]

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC'S LIFE BREAKPOINTS AS TAROT CARDS

(two symbols of the end, but under different circumstances)

Death (XIII) – the end, the new beginning, something far more valuable and essential is coming (ep. 2 «after the phantoms of your former self»).

The Tower (XVI) – collapse of a faulty structure, dramatic end, another set of beliefs and values must be found (ep. 7 «the thing lay still»).

[duckyfann9871]

im 6 tickets away from finishing sebby route

spoiler warning yada yadda

I really enjoyed the drama and everything, but I am kind of sad that Sebastian didn't end up fully turned into a vampire bc I think it would've been a really cool thing and would emphasize how "true love can overcome anything" bc MC could love him "even" after he becomes a vampire.

but oh well at least we got to have romantic heart-to-heart and a steamy makeout sesh in his room later and he caresses MCs vamp bite scar which I found rly sweet. Plus getting to see more Saint-Germain & Leonardo bromance :)

I will be back soon (or whenever I find time to finish the game) with more spews take care

[jacqcrisis]

Why is everyone in this godforsaken camp sniffing my lizard?

[unloneliest]

the problem of the matter is i did internalize so much of what ex friend believed about me. even though i knew he was wrong and knew what was happening and tried to stop it and if i took more action to stop it would have been abusing power i held in a way i couldn't live with myself for.

[sparky-is-spiders]

Had a great idea for a Jonfic that is likely to go zero places.

Anyway, werewolf (because literally what else am I gonna make him?) Jon who, through becoming an eyevatar, slowly loses access to his wolf side, forcing him to confront the idea that either he was more human when he was partially a wolf or that he is more human now that he is becoming the Archivist.

[pingvin-king]

[workmate getting me to play GTA V]

workmate: it’s so fun, you can customise your own character! my character looks like me but with a bob haircut

me: that’s neat haha

also me: *receives a vision™️ of my gta oc and spends a while in designing him. also immediately develops his personality and character lore*

[merrymorningofmay]

browsing the vampire chronicles for good armand ships like i'm the matchmaker from mulan

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

hang on are cougars like panthers

[muckyschmuck]

i’m a middle aged man because i’m definitely gonna die before 40

[yeyinde]

Oh my god that anon who noticed price’s skull mask has fangs…. Good lord. Vampire price? I might actually just pass away

Price would be sooooo good as a vampire! 🤩 Nearly apoplectic in his feral anger.

I don't think he'd be suave in his pursuit (like Bela Lugosi's enchanting Dracula) but very gruff, and dangerous, and very intense; the kind that would make you wary of the massive man looming in the distance, but still magnetic enough for you to wander closer despite the warnings in your head telling you to stay away.

Ahh, I just love the idea of vampires and immortality because it can go so many ways which are rarely explored (unless we're talking about WWDITS). So the idea of gradual apathy and nihilism that must seep in is so interesting to me. I think Price - an utilitarian man who is forced to live for aeons - feeling a disillusioned sense of life, edging on something misanthropic, can be so neat to fully dive into and explore.

And then, of course, the obligatory: meets someone that changes his mind and makes him see life with a different perspective.