#vanilla extract

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the void is empty, meaningless. all that is left is contemplate the chaos an pointlessness of life.

oh wait never mind i see vanilla extract life has purpose again

the most important thing I got from this is - vanilla extract is life

I agree, thank you

[alni-lam]

Ne yarın var ne ondan sonrası

Sadece;

Sen sen sen

H.

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[millebon]

[out-in-the-darkside]

all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

[stephanos-spaceopera]

With vanilla extract being a meme, I wanted to share some black history of Edmond Albius a black slave who revolutionized vanilla pollination.

He used a technique he learned of pollinating melons to polinate the orchids to create the vanilla beans. Vanilla was rare and a luxury mainly due to only being able to be pollinated by its natural pollinator in Mexico.

unfortanely, he didnt receive any money for his discovery despite being called the main man who revolutionized pollination, he died in poverty...

everyone say thank you Edmond

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

[cool-stuffandthings]

Tumblr be like:

[nightfoot]

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we're forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

[hardtimes]

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

[lesbiacebian]

wait wait okay i’ve got one

[thesolarsurfer]

You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I'm not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

[allthatdivides]

I've seen a handful of posts now like "WHERE DID VANILLA EXTRACT COME FROM" "i dont understand the vanilla extract meme" "how did you guys make a new meme in a couple hours" like how are you guys not acclimated to this environment yet. you come on, you see a post with vanilla extract and go huh. you scroll a bit and see another. huh? everyone is voting for vanilla extract. it seems to be the new meme. why? it literally does not matter. this is the committing to the bit website now jump on this fucking bandwagon and press the vanilla extract button.

[partlysmith]