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[vex-bittys]

A pic of Waffle eating a giant cookie a month after I got him

*OMG, Chain Chomp!! He's such a cutie. I love the way you drew him with the big shiny eyes and wiggly squiggly body!! And the floof!!

*Vex rolls on the floor, squeeing. Receiving this image has helped to improve her mood!

[vexilalesbean]

hello frend

:0 HIHIHIHIHIHIHI

[leadthemissing]

Have you thought about dating again?

"I am open to the idea of it. Though my main focus right now is raising my daughter, so I don't actively seek out other people. If it happens I choose to just let the cards fall where they land."

[jedi-princess-kestis]

Shadows of the Force

Chapter 1

Warnings: swearing, star wars level warfare, injury.

Word Count: 4K

Summery: The Twins meet The Bad Batch, Captain Rex and the 501s for the first time and take on a new kind of mission.

Two pairs of eyes watched as a ship just about crash landed on the loading zone. They didn't seem impressed with the pilots flying skills, the twins leaning against a few crates as they watched the ship slide to a stop. They were on Anaxes, helping with the battle that had been going on for weeks now. Their armor showed the scraps, burn marks, and dents of war, the paint chipped but they didn't seem to care.

They watched as 4 clones in black and red armor walked off the ship, each one taller than the last. Then they saw Cody walk up to the one with longer hair, a face tattoo and a bandana around his head, grabbing arms in a handshake.

"So what suicide mission are you sending us on this time Cody?" The Sergeant asked Commander Cody. The Grand Marshall nodded his head as he went to answer the Clone.

"First you have 2 other members of this mission you need to meet." Cody told the group. Rex looked over at Jesse and Kix before looking back at Cody.

"Who else did you call Cody?" He asked as he ran a hand over his short blonde hair. Cody smirked and nodded his head at the two shadowy figures standing off in the distance. He raised his hands waving them over. They had their helmets on and right away they could tell they were no clones.

"Mandalorians?" Rex questioned.

"Not just Mandalorians." The one spoke up, a feminine voice speaking from under the helmet. She pulled her helmet off, her long black to platinum blonde hair falling from the helmet. It was braided into 2 double dutch braids that went back into one thick braid that hung down over her shoulder. Her hair fell down to her hips when lose. Her steel gray eyes looked unnatural, almost glowing. She had softly tanned skin, full lips and a softly shaped nose.

"Shadow Kline of Clan Rook." She said, extending her hand out to shake. Captain Rex shook her hand first and then Jesse and Kix. She then turned to the Bad Batch. "And you must be the Bad Batch. Heard some interesting stories about you boys." She said with a smirk.

The dark and broody one raised an eyebrow before shaking her hand.

"Sergeant Hunter. This here is Tech, Wrecker and Crosshair." He said pointing at each of his brothers.

"This over here is Captain Rex, Jesse and Medic Kix." Cody spoke up, pointing out the other clones standing behind himself. She nodded her head at each of the clones as she learned their names.

"This is my twin sister Scarlett." She waved to the other Mando standing behind her. She pulled off her helmet, showcasing black and red shoulder length hair that was a bit wavy. She had dark hazel eyes that seemed to cut right into your soul. A rifle was strapped to her back, a knife on her thigh. Shadow had two blasters, one on each hip and a knife on her chest plates. Their armor was black with dark purple and soft yellow accents adorning the armor. Their helmets had purple and yellow swirls and lines as well. They both wore black kama with a yellow and purple Vexis embroidered onto the right hip.

"Don't let them fool you boys. This is Lieutenants Shadow and Scarlett Kline, Special Ops Unit. These two are deadlier than they look." Cody said laced with pride. Shadow smiled at the Commander as he spoke.

"What makes you so special?" Crosshair snapped at them. Scarlett glared at the tall, linky clone and tilted her chin up.

"Cause we are clones." She hissed in a tone that matched his. The group looked around at each other, trying to wrap their minds around this news.

"Clones?" Rex spoke up, confusion written all over his face. Shadow wanted to slam a hand to her face but she kept her cool. She glared at her twin for a second before turning to the group.

"Yes, clones. But not from the same donor as you. Our mother was next in line as clan leader of Clan Rook. But our parents couldn't have a child. So our mother had herself cloned in order to have an Heir. She got twin girls who were also genetically modified. Meaning like the Bad Batch, we have enhanced abilities to become the next generation of Mandalorian soldiers."

Shadow looked at Hunter while she talked, seeming to feel the need to watch his expression as she spoke. His eyes seemed to hold questions only she could see. They way he stood, holding himself made it seem like nothing could phase him, but she knew better. She could feel the shift in his muscles, his breathing, the way his body reacted to her words.

"Now… the mission?" Scarlett spoke up. "I don't know about you boys, but I'm not looking to stand around for a chit chat." A roll of her eyes followed her statement.

"Let's get going. We'll brief you on the way." Cody said, pointing to the gunship that was waiting for them. The group of soldiers walked to the ship and hopped inside, grabbing the support straps that hung down for them. Shadow tucked her helmet under her arm standing next to Rex and her sister with Kix behind her. She saw Jesse and Crosshair glaring at each other, Crosshair moving his toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other as he sent a death glare to the trooper.

"What are you looking at?" Jesse snapped at the snipper, a hint of anger in his eyes. Crosshair pulled the toothpick from his mouth and flicked it at the soldier.

"We don't usually work with "regs." He hissed in a cold tone.

"Regs?!" Jesse growled.

"He's talking about regular clones. But don't take it personal." Hunter stepped in, trying to keep the peace between the clones. Shadow felt the energy swirling and racing around the men, their anger on full display to her. She took a deep breath pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Males." She thought to herself.

"We're all on the same team, so cut the attitude and listen up." She snapped at the men, her voice holding a bite to it. The group fell silent so Rex cleared his voice and spoke up.

"Here's the mission. Our target is this Cyber Center. It's the "brains" of the entire Separatist campaign here on Anaxes." He said pulling up a Holo map. He pointed to the building that showed up. The group took a good hard look at it, then Wrecker spoke up.

"I could demolish that with one hand! Yeah!"

Shadow smiled at the large man, finding his love of blowing things up amusing.

"This isn't a demo job, Wrecker. It's strictly a retrieval operation." pointed out Rex, much to Wrecker's disappointment. Shadow looked up to find Hunter watching her. She stood up a bit straighter. His eyes seemed to be searching her as if he was trying to read her mind. She raised an eyebrow at him watching him duck his head to the side having been caught staring. She smiled lightly to herself before she felt a boot tab her on the leg. She turned her head and saw Scarlett giving her a look. Shadow just shrugged and faced forward again.

Boom!

"What the Kriff?!" Shadow screeched as her body slammed back Into the wall of the ship.

"Incoming fire! We're going down!" The pilot's voice fills the ship as it launches forward again, sending Rex, Cody, Scarlett and Shadow into each other and Jesse and Kix fall to the floor behind them.

Boom!

Another explosion tore through the ship as it spun before smacking into the ground below. Shadow was thrown from the ship, her back and right side smacking onto the stony ground, the air being forced from her body. Her head felt lightheaded as she tried to take a deep breath. Her ears were ringing loudly, her heart pounding under her ribs. She rolled into her side, feeling pain slowly fill her body but nothing felt broken.

"We always get shot down when we travel with regs!" Crosshair's voice filled the air as he stood up, dusting himself off. She looked around, seeing Wrecker helping her sister stand up. She felt a hand on her arm and saw Tech standing above her.

"Are you alright Miss?" His voice still sounded far away due to the ringing in her ears. She groaned and let him help her up. She put a hand to her head and looked over to the right, seeing Rex running to the gunship.

"Cody! Help!" His scared voice filled the air around them as he tried to get to his vod.

"He's trapped! We have to do something."

"I'll get him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." Wrecker said, placing a hand on Rex, pushing him back towards Hunter as he walked to the ship.

"Easy, Captain. Wrecker, get him out." But Hunter's words fell on deaf ears as he tried to hold the Captain back.

"Get back! This is ridiculous! He's gonna need help to get Cody out of there."

Crosshair stepped up and looked at Rex as he spoke. "He's gonna get the gunship out of there. Not Cody."

Now this confused Shadow. What in the world did that mean? She leaned against Tech still as he helped her move closer to her sister. She nodded to Scarlett when she saw her raise an eyebrow, letting her know she would be fine. They watched as Wrecker picked up the gunship and literally flipped in off Cody. The ship rocked back and forth as he picked up the Clone Commander.

"Boom." Wrecker said as he started walking away from the ship with Cody in hand. The ship then exploded, the flames reaching high into the night air. Shadow turned away a bit, shielding her eyes from the bright flames. Wrecker laid Cody onto the ground and Rex and Kix raced to his side as he groaned and whined in pain. Kix ran a device over his body looking for damage.

"He has internal damage." Kix said reaching into his medpack from a shot as he spoke. "I can cut the pain. But he needs help fast." He looked to Rex before giving Cody a shot of pain meds.

"We all need help. That blast gave away our position." Hunter said as he looked around at the group, his eyes finding Shadow's before looking back to Rex.

"I thought getting shot down gave away our position." Sassed Scarlett. Hunter gave her a look that did nothing to make her lose her attitude.

"Everyone, Find cover!" Shadow cut in, pointing to a group of battle droids walking their way.

Rex stood up and looked over at the large group marching their way. "We'll hold this position and let them come to us." He said as he looked to Jesse and Kix to help get Cody to the other side of the ship for some cover. Shadow reached for a blaster, itching to blow something up after all that.

Hunter raised a hand as he turned to look at his brothers. "I don't think so, Captain. That's not our style." He then looked back at the droids.

"We prefer going to them."

"Bad Batch! Plan 82, "Shockwave!"' Hunter called out as they pulled on their helmets. Wrecker picked up a large chuck of the gunship that was lying on the ground and stepped in front of his brothers. Shadow took a step forward, trying to figure out what exactly they had planned.

"Is that smart?!" She called out as they took off running for the droids. She watched as they got closer before Wrecker slammed the hunk of metal upright into the ground, making a wall for them to hide behind. Crosshair started shooting at the droids as Hunter threw a Droid Popper into the air. Crosshair snapped up his gun, hitting the popper making a wave of droids fall to the ground. Shadow was impressed at this. She had never seen something like this before. She took another step closer, coming up to stand with Rex as they watched Clone Force 99 do what they were famous for.

"Have you ever seen a group work like that before?" She asked as she watched Hunter slashing and cutting down droids with his knife. The way he moved, jumping and swirling around them as if it was some sort of dance to him. Her body felt a rash of energy as she watched him, as if something was pulling at her trying to show her something. She never felt anything like it before. Never felt a pull towards someone like this before. Soon all the droids were destroyed and the batch walked back towards the group, Hunter spinning his knife between his fingers before sliding it back into the holder on his arm.

"That was some show you put on just now."

"Just doing our job, Captain." Hunter answered. He looked over at Shadow and frowned a bit. "You alright? You're bleeding." He said taking a step closer to her. She reached up and felt blood on her face and realized that her lip was bleeding and she had a small cut in her forehead. She waved a hand and looked up at him.

"I'm fine. I've had worse than this." She hummed before looking over at Wrecker picking on Crosshair with a Droid head.

"Hey, look, Crosshair, this little clanker likes you." He said, pushing the droid into his face. Crosshair pushed the droid away and sneered up at his larger brother.

"Grow up Wrecker." He said bitterly.

Shadow smiled and chuckled, finding Wrecker annoying the snipper funny. She looked over at her twin only to find Scarlett staring at Crosshair, a slight blush to her cheeks. That was new. Her sister never showed interest in a man before. She never saw her blush before now that she thought about it. What brought this on?

"We should move out before reinforcements arrive. Our position has been compromised." Rex's voice cut through her thoughts, making her jump slightly. She turned to look at the blonde haired Captain and nodded. She made sure Jesse and Kix had Cody before falling into step behind Rex as he led the group away from the battle behind them. They started making their way into the hills, trying to find a place to lay low for a bit till someone could come for Cody.

As they walked on Shadow realized Hunter fell into step with her, matching her pace. He seemed to be deep in thought as he looked ahead. "You seem lost in thought there, Sergeant." She said in a hushed voice. She watched as his dark honey eyes found hers and it was like the air in her lungs rushed from her body. This was something she never felt before. That pull she felt earlier started tugging at her mind again and she tried to ignore it. She didn't know what it meant.

"Hmmm. Just… thinking about what you said earlier. About how you are like… me.. my brothers. Different I guess." He shrugged his shoulders after he spoke, looking forward again. Shadow thought over his words for a moment before speaking up.

"I can manipulate shadows and darkness, making myself blend in better, making it as if I wasn't even there. My senses are enhanced, like yourself. I can feel everything around me. Hear, smell, taste every small detail. It's like a wave, a river of energy floating and swirling around me, telling me what's going on or what's happened before I even see it." She paused for a moment to take a breath. Hunter was hanging onto her words, soaking them in as if they were water and he was a dying man.

She looked at him and smiled softly before going on. "I have enhanced flexibility and hand to eye, making me very hard to beat in hand to hand." Hunter smiled at this, seeming to find it appealing that she was good at hand to hand. She likes seeing him smile, the way his tattoo moved with his muscles in his face.

"What about your sister? What can she do?" He asked curiously.

"Ahhhhh. Well. She has enhanced eyesight, speed, and reflexes. She has an enhanced mind, specifically in military strategy and weapons. She can have a bomb or gun apart and back together in under a minute with how fast she thinks. She is honestly one of the best snipers I know. She has a perfect aim." She boosted about her twin. She was proud about who they were and what they could do in service to the Republic and the honor it bright her clan.

"Remind me to never be on the other end of a fight with you two then." He joked lightly to her. Shadow smiled and shook her head. She looked back at her sister who seemed to strike up a conversation with Crosshair about his rifle. Hunter looked over his shoulder at the pair and raised an eyebrow as he saw Crosshair actually talking. "Huh."

Shadow turned her eyes to look at the broody clone. "What?"

Hunter looked back at her and seemed like he was still surprised at what he saw behind him. "I've never seen Crosshair actually look happy to be speaking to someone before. It's… weird."

Shadow hummed and nodded her head. "Scarlett is not that most… approachable person either. Though people seem to think I'm the colder of the two, just from… well my eyes, my hair, the way I hold myself."

"The look of a leader who has seen more than her share in life." His words stunned her. She never heard someone say it like that before. Like he understood just how much her life twisted and turned since a young age, that it never slowed down and she had to make choices that changed her life in many ways. It was like he looked right into her soul and knew everything that she went through to keep herself and her sister alive to fight another day in this war.

"Yeah… eyes that have seen so much inna short amount of time I guess." She said softly before looking ahead to Rex, Jesse and Kix trying to keep Cody moving. The two soldiers soon fell quiet but it was a nice and calming type. They walked side by side for a while following the Captain as he looked for a place to rest. They walked for another hour or so till they found a small grove of trees at the base of a hill. Jesse soon for a fire going as Wrecker grabbed logs to place around the fire for them to sit on. Jesse, Kix, Shadow and Scarlett sat on one side of the fire as the batch sat on the other side. Cody was laying off to the side, holding his chest in pain as Rex tried to keep him calm as he called in for a rescue crue. Hunter got up and walked past Shadow as he made his way into the darkest, bending down now and again, feeling the dirt and looking around him.

Jesse was eating as he looked out at Hunter. He took a bite of food before elbowing Kix. "So, I get what makes the other Batchers unique, but what's so special about Hunter?" He asked his vod. Kix shrugged his shoulders before saying

"He can put up with the other three."

Jesse and Kix laughed and Shadow shook her head at them, a soft smile playing on her face.

"He was engineered with heightened senses. A place like the Cyber Center, Hunter can feel the electromagnetic frequencies from anywhere on the planet." Tech spoke up looking up from his Holopad for the first time in hours. Shadow looked back over at Hunter and knew he was trying to find a clue, a sign of which way they were supposed to be going.

"And here I thought we were smart just using a holomap." Jesse said with a roll of his eyes.

"Well, maps can be wrong. Hunter never is." Tech said, seeming to miss the sarcasm in Jesse's voice. Scarlett rolled her eyes beside Shadow and leaned forward a bit.

"Shadow is never wrong either. If she says something is gonna happen or we need to move I don't question it. She is never wrong when it comes to her enhancements." The colder of the two Mandalorians said as she looked into the fire blazing in front of her. "So if she doesn't agree with Hunter I will follow her without question." She said looking Tech as she spoke the last part.

Rex was off to the side, bearing everything that was being said. "Hang in there Cody." He said with a pat to his vod's shoulder.

"Listen up. We have to move out. Commander Cody's in no position to move. Already called in Evac. Kix will stay with Cody until it arrives. I'm in charge now. And I've got a plan to get into that Cyber Center." He addressed the group as he moved closer to the fire, looking them each in the eye as he spoke.

"If your plans are so good, why did Commander Cody have to call us in?" Sneared Crosshair as he mouthed off to Rex.

"You can't talk to Captain Rex like that!" Jesse said standing up and pushing Crossaid in his chest plates, sending the tall Clone stumbling backwards. Shadow gasped as Wrecker picked up Jesse and held him up in the air. Kix tried to push his way forward, only to be pushed back by Tech. Scarlett jumped up and so did Shadow, a hand flying to her blaster. She watched as Rex tried to get Wrecker to drop Jesse but failed. Hunter came rushing over and grabbed Wrecker's arm. Jesse soon dropped to the ground and Kix helped him up.

"Fellas, come on! We're all fighting for the same thing, right?" Hunter snapped at his brothers trying to regain some control. They soon nodded and Jesse and Kix nodded their heads too. Shadow saw Rex letting out a breath of air. She felt sorry for the Captain.

"All right then. Let's cut the chatter and finish what we started." Hunter then turned to Rex and said "We'll do it your way, Captain. For Commander Cody."

Shadow saw Rex give Hunter a look of gratitude before speaking to the others once more. "Okay. Let's gear up and move out."

Shadow reached for her pack and felt a hand on her shoulder. Looking up she met the eyes of her twin. "One way or another these guys are gonna need to learn to get along…. Or we are all going to end up like Cody or worse."

Shadow nodded her head and cast a glance around the men grabbing their gear. "I agree. The Bad Batch doesn't seem to play well with normal Clones. Though Hunter seems to be the only one open minded about working with them. Or us for that matter." She stated as she pulled on her pack. "I just hope they get their shit together before we have to get involved." The twins smiled at each other before sharing a chuckle. She glanced over at Hunter who was already looking her way. She felt the pull at her mind and body again and a shiver rolled up her spine.

"Something tells me this mission is going to go differently than any of us have planned for." She sighed before walking away from the fire with the others, leaving Kix and Cody to wait for pick up back to base. She looked over her shoulder one last time at the fire slowly growing smaller behind her and placed a hand on her blaster. "Let's go kill some droids." She said look at her twin before walking off after the others again.

Masterlist

[l1vly]

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[butterfrogmantis]

Clumsy and Grouchy for the ask meme! q(≧▽≦q)

Two cuties!

Clumsy:

Sexuality headcanon: Panromantic Demisexual

Gender headcanon: He's a dude but he's never heard of toxic masculinity. He'll respond to anything as long as he knows it's addressing him. He likes dresses and rocks, he's a man of many talents.

A ship I have with said character: HANDYYYYYYY. There's a lot of Smurfs (and some non smurfs!) that would be amazing with him. My OTP is Clumsy/Handy so that's my answer. And I still have a soft spot for Clumsystorm, but mostly via fanarts than their interaction in TLV now.

A brOTP I have with said character: Brainy! I guess that's obvious enough. I know Brumsy is p/ much the most popular ship in the fandom and I don't begrudge that, but it's getting brOTP from me.

A NOTP I have with said character: Clumsy has so much love to give, who could he possibly hate?? Hm, ok, Clumsy/Buddy. I don't think anyone ships that. If you do you're sick /lh

A random headcanon: His favourite animals are penguins! They're cute and fall down a lot, just like him!

General Opinion over said character: He's my darling, my baby, my ragtime boy. He can do nothing wrong ever and if he did it wasn't him. That being said I DO like him being mischievous from time to time, as a treat.

//

Grouchy:

Sexuality headcanon: Bi

Gender headcanon: He hates people asking him these questions

A ship I have with said character: Grouchy/Vanityy~ Smurfs 2 really pulled out the stops with this. Yeah ok it's the ass joke. I'm (partially) kidding, the whole movie set them up with a really interesting dynamic and I liked it a lot! But even the 80's cartoon had a couple moments that made me go !!

A brOTP I have with said character: Hm ... you know what? Grouchy & Gutsy. They seemed to be friends in the first LA movie, and Grouchy needs friends :)

A NOTP I have with said character: Grouchy/Vexy. I'm sorry. It could have been good. But it was the most forcefully shoehorned side-romance that I've ever seen. He has a moment of 'woa' when he sees her promptly followed by him telling Smurfette and Papa to let her DIE. And then after they're supposed to .. what? Be chill w/ that? Plus Smurfs 2 made it weird calling Hackus the other's brother when Vexy and him - oh look it was just done badly ok I'm sorry. It could have been good, I harbour no malice to those that do ship it but I just can't.

A random headcanon: He hates to admit it, but he really likes picking out flowers for Vanity's hat <3

General Opinion over said character: I love how such a one joke character is so well beloved and for good reason! The character development between him and the bzz fly and caring for Baby .. he's rly good.

[risingshine]

Possum jumpscare!, appearing in a puff of smoke and resting right upon Chiasa's shoulder, hands cupping her face "Hey Chi...you look different. did you do something with your hair?' either answer. she's getting peppered in kisses.

She couldn't help but give a small jump at the poof - definilty couldn't see that one coming! "Oh! Hiya Vexi!" The very human chiasa would pull the possum down for a hug.

"I guess ya can say that! I'm actually going human fa few days! Crisis of value and all that - Whaddya think?"

[vex91]

3, 7, 8, 9, 29

sorry it took so long, vexie

- 🦊

Foxie hiiii🥰

7 - What are ways that kpop has impacted you positively and/or negatively?

I don't think that K-pop impacted me negatively yet (if we don't count my suffering bank account😭) but to the positive I can say that now I know some amazing people❤

8 - If you could only listen to one soloist/group for the rest of your life, who would you choose? Why?

No hesitation needed. The answer is def IVE❤ I don't think that I need to explain, they're my number one group who I can call my ults, six favorite people in the whole world and their music slaps and is top for me. IVE 🔛🔝

9 - Do you see yourself enjoying kpop for a long time?

I listen to K-pop for 2 years now and honestly I'm pretty sure that I will continue enjoying it for the next years to come since everyday I discover music that stays with me for a long time (Especially if the song is by IVE🤭)

[haldenlith]

I know we’ll get all of our questions answered tomorrow, but Bungie did show off an emblem that is coming with S17, called the “Interconnected.” It looked kinda Vexy, so... maybe we’re bopping back over to dealing with Vex again? Or, the more likely thing (in my opinion anyway), we’re finally dealing with Rasputin and Warmind stuff again. We have the Nefele Stronghold mystery, and we did leave off with Rasputin getting jammed into an engram waaaaay back in Season of Arrivals, so Big Red is due for a revisit with his story.

We’ll just have to wait and see. The emblem could be a giant red herring of a silly little thing they’re just throwing out there for cosmetic incentive.

[vex-bittys]

id like to be in the middle if a lamia cuddle pile please, just not feeling great today

(I'm sorry to hear that you were having a rough day, and I hope this message isn't too late to cheer you up)

*Honey and Poff, the resident skelepuppers and shop assistant management team, exchange worried looks. Not another person falling victim to the dreaded bad day (week... month... etc)! Not on their watch!

*Leaping into action, the pair grabs one of the extra chest slings that Waffle has been carrying Miss Vex in (one without a current occupant) and quickly tucks you into it. Honey takes the front to steer, and Poff adds his support from the back. Together, they carry you through the shop in the improvised palanquin-hammock, calling put for the lamias to come get some snuggles!

* The Cornies arrived at the first sign of shenanigans, but they are nearly trampled by Kraits and Chains in a mad slithering dash for cuddles. Thankfully, helpful Papythons scoop them up and carry them into the cuddle pile.

*FireRings find space to add their warmth to the comforting snuggles while Pygmies and Mambas zoom to and fro as your entourage. Their energy levels are simply too high for dedicated cuddling, but they hop in and out of the sling to administer the occasional hug as needed.

*Kings and Honey Bos are more reserved, giving reassuring pats and words of encouragement. Corals pretend that they were going to climb into the sling themselves only to feign surprise when they "discover" you there already... despite Honey and Poff loudly proclaiming your "free human cuddles" to anyone within hearing distance. Well, they aren't budging, so they guess you'll just have to cuddle them too or whatever. Not that they care or anything... but they do their best to offer their own Coral-style comfort. Also, someone has put a mozzarella stick in your pocket.

*There is a bite missing from it.

[vex-bittys]

How do the various lamia react when their human accidentally creates something utterly wild for dinner…such as garlic caramel instead of wing sauce…and therefore candied chicken wings?

*Honey and Poff wrinkle their little nasal ridges at the thought of garlic caramel, but they take their job at the askbox seriously, so they set off to find answers.

Papython (UT!Papyrus): there's nothing wrong with experimenting in the kitchen... but maybe next time your trusty Papython can assist you to avoid mishaps

Corny (UT!Sans): eating weird foods while keeping a straight face is comedy gold, plus Cornies have eccentric tastes

Krait (Gaster): very gently tells you that it's "interesting " because he really doesn't want to hurt your feelings

FireRing (Grillby): he'll try it to be polite and perhaps offer you some lessons on cooking later

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): has an affinity for sweet and savory, so he might like it and request it again

Pygmy (US!Sans): will try anything once, will not try it twice

King (UF!Papyrus): believes there's nothing wrong with experimenting in the kitchen... unless you make garlic caramel

Coral (UF!Sans): demands to sample it even if you don't think it's good, may like it due to the unusual flavor

Chain (SF!Papyrus): comforts you after the failed culinary fiasco knowing that this will be an excellent running joke between you in the future

Mamba (SF!Sans): even if you tell him it's a sophisticated gourmet recipe, he will look upon all future food offerings from you with justified suspicion

[vex-bittys]

Are there more lamia versions that I'm not aware of? Cuz last time I saw a Nightmare lamia. Others?

*There are a lot more lamia bittybones than just the types available on this blog. It is just a matter of finding them. Since bitty blogs come and go as people's interests change, it can be challenging to know where to look.

*bitty-wiki and bittybonesbabs used to have a lot of available bitties cataloged, but I think they are both inactive at this time. @selkiesbittybonanza has lamias, but the blog owner is not currently doing adoptions.

*You can also design your own lamia bittybones if you can't find what you're looking for. Use the power of imagination!

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[vex-bittys]

I have a 50% off coupon for a Pygmy lamia. I've always wanted a Pygmy lamia for so long, I don't even remember if I wanted one or not. Also, can Pygmy lamias climb ladders? I'm not sure if my Pygmy lamia will want to sleep with me. I also have a box with air holes in it for temporary containment. I hope my Pygmy lamia likes me! Thank you, Vex!

*Clutching your coupon tightly, you enter the Lamia (and Felid) Bittybones Adoption Center. The shop is relatively quiet at the moment, so you stroll over to the Pygmy nests to choose your lamia.

*The little lamias are all bustling about, some even climbing ladders (which answers your question), but when they see you they zoom over. The little guys are like iridescent blue bolts of lightning! You wave your coupon at them, and they must think it's some sort of signal because suddenly they are racing through an obstacle course that they've cleverly built around the shop!

*One Pygmy wipes out while taking a sharp corner. The nearest Pygmies start to turn to offer assistance, but he waves them away. Quickly righting himself, he's off again, rejoining the race in far last place.... but not for long! One by one, he passes the other Pygmies! None of them can catch him! He crosses the finish line in first place, and you cheer, deciding instantly that this determined little lamia is your pick.

*You lift your victorious little guy into his cozy transport box. You certainly don't want to lose him on your way home after he made such an effort on the obstacle course. He curls up, tired yet satisfied. You present your coupon at the front desk only to learn that half off of free... is also free. Oh well, it got you into the shop didn't it? Coupon designers Honey and Poff exchange a high five as you head home with your newly adopted Pygmy.

[vex-bittys]

Lamia bitties and mental health please? Its ok if not. I'd just like to know. (I has anxiety and autism. So I feel a need to specify those. And also if you'd be willing to cover those two conditions specifically I'd appreciate it.)

*Some lamia bittybones are better at dealing with mental health than others, and we do also have specially trained service bitties in full and miniature sizes for those who would like them.

Papython (UT!Papyrus): comforting and encouraging, just tell him what you need, commonly seen as service bitties

Corny (UT!Sans): very laidback, good at distracting, mostly uses humor

Krait (Gaster): quiet and patient, a little too timid for some situations, will research so he can help with any issues, good service bitty

FireRing (Grillby): mute which can make communication difficult, capable, warm, and snuggly, good for comfort

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): very perceptive, good listener, prefers music to unwind, actually a good bitty for mental health

Pygmy (US!Sans): sweet personality, but his fast movement and boisterous voice rule him out for many

King (UF!Papyrus): responsible and serious, protective and straightforward, his large size makes him a good choice for a service bitty

Coral (UF!Sans): has a lot of issues with direct communication and emotion, may struggle to support a person with mental health issues, means well

Chain (SF!Papyrus): SOULbonds help Chains sense emotions making them excellent service bitties, very dedicated to your well-being and happiness

Mamba (SF!Sans): loud and sometimes overbearing, can be difficult for adopters with mental health issues to handle

*This doesn't mean a Mamba, Pygmy or Coral couldn't be a great service bitty for mental health issues, just that they have traits that an adopter should be aware of beforehand.

[vex-bittys]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request a match up? I’m 23 and a mix of shy and bubbly and have anxiety. I tend to show affection by either physical contact or small gifts, I love to read, write and play video games. I love art and I’m in school for art and design and I tend to have a habit of over working to the point I burn myself into crashing on my days off. Thank you for taking my ask! ☺️

*Assistant Manager Honey the Papy Puppypapri and Assistant Assistant Manager Poff the skelepupper begin a hushed discussion about which lamia would be the best fit for you. Baby Butter (the Assistant Assistant Manager's Assistant) seizes the opportunity to add his input despite limited knowledge of human language and abysmal typing skills:

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*Edgar quickly pulls the wayward young'un away from his keysmashing, much to lamia's dismay. Honey and Poff peer at the seemingly incomprehensible message...

*The interim management team recommends the following bitties:

Papython (UT! Papyrus): Papythons are very affectionate natural caretakers. Count on a Papython to show both a genuine interest in your pursuits (including hobbies and education) and a genuine concern if he thinks you're overworking yourself.

Corny (UT!Sans): Cornies have never overworked a day in their collective lives, and a Corny will make it his mission to ensure that plenty of breaks, snacks, and naps are taken. A Corny may not actively join you in your hobbies, but he'll always be nearby with a joke and a smile.

Chain (SF!Papyrus): Chains share a unique SOULbond with their adopters that helps them sense that person's emotions. A Chain will know if you're stressed or anxious and suggest a book and a snuggle or a video game to help you relax.

*Please let Honey or Poff (but probably not Baby Butter) know if you'd like to adopt, and they will set up a scenario for you.

[vex-bittys]

Gives a grilled cheese to the corals. Doesn’t explain any further. Leaves

*The Corals smell it before they see it. One of their favorite foods of all time- grilled cheese! The striped lamias descend on the still-warm offering like ravenous wolves. Some of them are, in fact, howling with joy.

*Golden fangs sink into crispy, golden, buttered, toasted bread, tearing into the delicious crunch to free the ooey, gooey cheese trapped inside. The cheese pulls apart in perfect melty strings that stick to greedy little faces and hands.

*Even the Coral hatchlings are in on the grilled cheese action as Edgar supervises their snack attack, eye socket twitching as he sees them getting more cheese on them than in them. Ah well, that's what bath time is for!

*When the Corals have finished their grilled cheese goodness, not a single crumb remains. If you hadn't seen the event with your own eyes, you'd never believe a sandwich had existed at all!