#villainblr

[evilblr]

IMPORTANT EVIL PSA

ONE MILLION SKELETONS

[hopjam]

SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH KEEPS SENDING TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN IN LATEX COSTUMES TO COME RUNNING OVER TO MY EVIL LAIR AND ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME ONLY TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY REMOVED BY THE EVIL CLAW MACHINE BUILT INTO MY CEILING WHICH PICKS THEM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK BEFORE TOSSING THEM OUTSIDE. YOU'D FIGURE THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED TRYING TO DO SO THE FIRST TWO OR THREE TIMES BY NOW.

[hic-iacet-arma-crystallina]

Do any heroes or villains have small sidekicks or henchmen that would be willing to train with Hedgward? He needs enrichment and I do not have the time to properly assist with his tangents, as well as the fact that he needs other relations his age(?) @heroicblr @dr-malcom-practice @villiage-bastard @evilblr

[henchmenforhire]

Greetings and salutations!

Hello! I am a recently graduated henchmen from Henchmen college, looking for work to fulfil most of your evildoer needs! My skills include: - Organising and sorting your evil schemes - Ordering in things for said evil schemes (chemicals, vats of acid, shark tanks, etc) - Making sure you lighting in the lair is dim enough to be mysterious and evil but still workable in! - Drawing up graphs for your evil inventions and machines - Will always tell you how evil and devious your plans are - Can push and press evil levers and buttons (very important) - Will do an evil laugh along with you if asked I am happy in any field ranging from a low-level goon/minion to an assistant for villains and mad scientists the like if you give me a chance! Thank you for your time and have a wicked day! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m going to the EVIL bakery! Anyone want some EVIL lemon cakes? Or some EVIL muffins?

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

We need, like, an Evil Tumblr family tree. We all more or less know who works for whom and who's mutuals with who, but in all seriousness, we've got like a soap opera drama going on with how many big bosses I have.

[myvillainfam]

FELIZ ANIVERSARIO VILLAINS!!! 💜💜💜

[villianblr]

Let's FUCK some shit UP!!!!!

[autisticsupervillain]

AEAB (Assigned Evil At Birth)

[thetopben]

Villain side of tumblr kinda wild

[evilblr]

I love being evil and queer. reblog if you love being evil and queer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[hopjam]

I HEARD YOU LIKED BAD GUYS. WELL, I'M BAD AT EVERYTHING

[hic-iacet-arma-crystallina]

In other news

I think I've officially adopted oggie (@little-so1diers)

[henchmenforhire]

Sometimes you just gotta put your lab rat pet in the naughty timeout cage for their horrid goblin crimes :/

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Trick or Treat…? Pl- please don’t trick me. -🎀

Aww, treat! I May be evil but i don’t like being mean :)

Oh no, I’m so sorry! Wrong gif :(

There you go! ^^

[kwakjiseoks]

i love xh 🫶