As the weather starts to warm up, it can be hard for us mad scientists who are used to wearing thick lab coats in our very cold sterile labs. You may find yourself overheating when you leave your lab for the monthly supply run or when you're chased out of town by angry villagefolk carrying torches and pitchforks. Overheating is no joke and may seriously impact your ability to do unethical science. Here's a few suggestions to keep cool and stylish in you lab coat this summer.
1. Drink plenty of water
2. If you need to do labour intensive work like digging up graves to steal bodyparts, consider doing them at night when it's cooler. This has the added benefit of making you less likely to be caught.
3. Don't wear a turtleneck under your labcoat. Yes yes I know we all want to look our best for fighting our enemies to the death, but you won't be able to fight at all if you pass out from heat stroke first will you?
4. Invest in a good freeze ray.
With these handy tips, you'll be able to bring back the dead and take over the world with your zombie army in style this summer without worrying about the heat getting you down!
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punishedcrow · 2 days
oh hi- *rips the shit of the tag off the back of your 100% cotton shirt*
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science-bastard · 14 days
y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.
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Enjoy, my mages.
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Alright, guys, I'm about to destroy reality and remake it in my own image. You want anything?
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technonomz · 10 months
I fucking LOVE purple and green I fucking LOVE evil scientist color palette I fucking LOVE the color of TOXIC SLUDGE and CHEMICALS and MYSTERY CONCOCTIONS I WANT TO DRINK
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starredforlife · 1 year
new quiz y'all! worked on this until 4 am lol. reblog and tell me, what kind of supervillain are you?
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muresetivoire · 1 year
Enemies to Lovers has never failed us. Pressing them to a wall with a dagger to their throat? Standing Ovation. Masquerade balls where they can't keep their eyes off each other? Round of applause. "I had no where else to go" *faints.* Screaming "because I love you" when they were almost killed *dies.*
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bad-science · 1 month
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some observations i have made lately
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Guys help I told my nemesis I hated them but I think they thought I meant it platonically?? They just laughed and kept fighting me on the roof top we were on, they didn't even throw out a witty one liner?? How do I get it through their thick hero skull that I hate them romantically I've tried everything from trying to blow up the moon to kidnapping the mayor but theyre so oblivious everything goes over their head! Outright saying it was my last resort and I just don't know what to do anymore
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cadaver-creative · 2 years
ok but can we all agree that the best villain troupe is just this:
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[image id: drawing of a wild looking person on a baby leash, the word villain above them. another person is holding the leash, the word henchmen above them. both words are written in black and, apart from the black outline of the people, the image is white.]
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science-bastard · 6 months
pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!
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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your experiments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool.
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You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.
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