Maybe some good old "Prinxiety in Denial"? (srry, im trash for this ship lol)
Dearest anon, apologizing to probably one of the biggest prinxiety shippers in the fandom is like apologizing for eating noodles in a noodle shop
You ask and I will deliver >:3
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here is my insane all the sides are body horror agenda [obvious tw for gore/body-horror ish stuff - under the cut bc. descriptions of gore - no pictures]
logan: he is the only side with completely normal organs and body! completely. normal. down to the inch. he is a living medical textbook. you could take him apart and measure his organs exactly. he promises. hes Tested.
patton: he Looks normal on the outside, and mostly, he is! he looks like thomas mostly. but.. he doesnt really.. bother. with the inside stuff. it makes him squeamish. (logan xrayed him once- and said only one word after. "soup.")
roman: he doesnt let himself scar. no matter how large the wounds he gets are, his skin will be porcelain as always. as well, he looks the youngest out of all the sides. he has no wrinkles or beauty marks. his heartbeat is to the rhythm of whatever song hes listening too.
virgil: mostly fine, except.. whenever he has a panic attack. his rib cage will shift and lock around his lungs. his heart will beat absurdly fast (logan has record 900 bpm once). outside of that, he bleeds so easily - even if he just bites his nails. if patton hugs him too hard, and he gets nervous, his ribs will cave in.
janus: probably second weirdest. his body is always fighting itself, in between snake and human. he gets horrifically sick regularly; with the human half of his body rejecting the snake like a transplant, and vice versa. new scales will tear through his skin and make him bleed for hours. he will crave a mouse, eat it, and then throw it up.
remus: hes covered in scars. his organs are constantly being dissolved, reformed, fusing, and dissolving again. he can and will break all his bones on command. he can do wolverine claws. occasionally he'll get bored and just start. going through rigor mortis. for the bit.
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Virgil: Could you get me a drink?
Janus: Fine. What do you want?
Virgil: Give me something as cold, dark, and lifeless as my soul.
Janus: *hands him a glass of milk*
Virgil: I feel insulted.
Janus: You should.
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Virgil is a faerie who likes napping in the woods, and if a human happens to wake him up, he's likely to do something terrible to them. One human, though, wakes him and manages to end up unscathed.
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for the art prompts - virgil and his pet spider?
Sorry this was kinda low-effort because I'm a bit tired lol
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I keep seeing folks talking about transfem Roman, and to that I raise you: nonbinary lesbian Virgil & trans woman Roman and they kiss and smooch forever and ever
Do not tag this as g/enderbend, this is not that.
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Is This an Incorrect Quote?
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @loganslowdown4 .
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hrngnnnn needed more happy anxceit in my life so. i drew this. have fun with it everyone!
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hey Virge, can you do us a favor and calm Roman down? This is kinda an emergency here
Remus: Yeah, thanks Virgil, oh hey, did you know that Ring Around The Rosie is about the Bubonic Plague?
Virgil: Yes, Remus, you’ve told me countless times…
Remus: What’d I miss?
Roman: … Well…
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