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gandreida · 1 year

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Took a double shot of vodka with no chaser and I didnt even twitch or cringe like I normally do when I drink alcohol

#normally my head shakes itself and I need to like exhale heavily but #vodka still goes down so so smooth even after all this time #can drink that shit like water #stood staring at that glass for a good minute before downing it because i was afraid of The Ramifications #but i felt great after that #man #the person who gave me the shot trying to talk to me about alcohol as if I havent been drinking for years #as if I haven’t lived off of 100 proof for months #it was funny just bein like #idek #that shit was so smooth tho #vodka is my one and only #my true babe

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dumb-doll-lips · 3 months

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So aside from goldfish TikTok lately, I’m on some of the dating side of TikTok. And came across something that was like how to reply if a guy asks you to go 50/50 on a date. I was like shocked at seeing girls commenting saying they don’t mind, or they prefer that on a first date. Just no. That would be the end of me seeing someone if they asked.

But like it did get me kinda of wondering about this little niche of tumblr thinks. I know I so hope none of these girls are paying for themselves. The amount of time and money that goes into looking nice for someone, them getting to have access to your time (and like usually body loll) paired w how it’s been a very safe assumption w the type of men I see at least that they make more money, like I’ll so not pay on a date.

So a little poll, because I love them✨

…or like maybe I am bit of the princess type about some stuff loll, but it’s been working.

#in my like year of going out and meeting guys I think I once ordered a pizza and one time bought vodka #in both cases those guys had a history of paying for me and i only did it bc it was noticeably more conviennent for me too #also i really like the word niche lol #poll

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dullahandyke · 1 month

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Ughhhh fuck me running I forgot family mass tonight -_- I'm gonna have to wear a fucking bra

#and im gonna have to figure out whats appropriate dress. i always turn up way too fancy i dont wanna b slaying at funeral mass #only have one blazer and its fucking baltic down here so i have to style my whole outfit around it #n then im gonna have to decide whether to go to the pub w my parents after or not....#on one hand ill have to talk to people. on the other hand i heart overhearing gossip and ill get a vodka white

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hella1975 · 11 months

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some people really still treat drugs like it's a fun little thing and im trying SO hard not to get mad about it

#like okay so the set-up is this my flatmate (F) is chronically ill and is on immunosuppressants as well as a fuckton of other stuff #and she started smoking weed bc it's the only thing she's ever found that even touches her pain #ive NEVER had a problem with that ive never had a problem with WEED even IVE done it a couple times #but me and her have VERY different attitudes towards drugs #i came from a hometown where we were between two notoriously drug-high towns/cities and we get caught in a lot of the trading #between those towns so naturally my town just generated a fuck ton of dealers starting when they were like. thirteen years old #i saw it through my entire year i was exposed to class A drugs when i was like. fifteen at parties and shit #it's HUGE in my town i seriously can't express how much it's crippled the youth of my town #like my childhood best mate's brother literally got glassed bc he got into debt with dealers it's just everywhere #so that alone makes me very wary of drugs and like. the novelty of them is just NOT THERE for me at all i actively dislike them #AND THEN there's all the kids in my year that have died bc of substances. there's the phone call when i was AT A PARTY #that my seventeen year old cousin had OD'd. like that just summed it up for me it's so prevelant that i was at a party with drugs #while he was dying. so yeah wholeheartedly i couldn't give a shit about drugs i wont touch anything stronger than weed and even that #im not keen on. my flatmate however? she DOES drugs like she smokes regularly and she likes edibles #but she doesn't come from a druggy place so it's a weird combo of me (doesn't do drugs) knowing more than her (does do drugs)#and bc she's the one who actually does them she pure WONT LISTEN TO ME #and do u know what happened last night? this girl on IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS got completely fucked #like drank 2/3 of a big bottle of vodka within an hour. and then she fucking went and did ket #and i literally was like 'that would be an awful idea anyway but ket you're REALLY supposed to not mix with alcohol'#like obvs mixing any high class drugs is bad news but ket is renowned for going bad with alcohol #i think it's bc it shuts off the opposite side of the brain that alcohol does? so taking both increases risk of shutting the whole thing of #or smthn. like people forget than an overdose isn't always fatal and i think bc they associate overdosing = dying #they assume the risk is EXTREMELY low especially when ur young and feel untouchable #AND THEN she smoked some weed as well. like i literally sat sober with her and her mate the entire time and again in the kitchen #bc i thought id distracted her from the weed and sitting with her she thought i was just hanging out #like NO BITCH IM MAKING SURE YOU DONT KHOLE BC YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO LISTEN TO ME #and i hardly slept last night bc i convinced myself when i woke up she'd be dead in her room #and we had such a nice day planned today like it's super sunny and me F and another mate are spending the whole day at the park #but she's just cancelled bc she feels too shit and im just. TRYING not to be angry about it #WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO DUMB

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mercuryislove · 4 months

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stayed MOSTLY sober throughout the holiday weekend and somehow that feels monumental

#i did have some edibles last night and get a little scary high but honestly that only lasted a couple hours #and then i had one sip of a beer and one sip of a mixed drink my sister made #no other alcohol #and hey it was pretty nice to be sober and alert during the festivities #barring when me and my brother and mom were high on the sofa last night talking about star wars lmao #BUT THE POINT IS i didnt have any blackout moments and i didnt have to like crutch on my little vodka drinks to manage my emotions #so thats nice #no i dont want to have any more edibles for a long long time bc i forgot that me and weed dont really mesh #oh well! there are other substances

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 3 months

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Learning bartending is so fun

#for months ive been begging the bartender at my job to teach me how to bartend #because we have a lot of downtime on our shifts together. and i like to learn new shit #and yesterday it was dead af so finslly he said 'do you want to learn to bartend?'#so he filled a bottle with water and for the first hour he just had me pour shots until i was consistently getting the right measurement #then he said 'okay were gonna make some cocktails'#and he would say 'okay a six count of vodka. a three count of triple sec. a three count of lime juice' or whatever #and i would take my little water bottle and pour it into the shaker #and then shake all of my ice water together #and he taught me like. a dry martini has dry vermouth in it. and dry vermouth is clear so it only goes into coear liquors #whereas sweet vermouth isnt coear and goes into not clear liquors. and the dofference between well and top shelf #and serving etiquette. and what a one and one is #one and ones are my fav because theyre easy. its stuff like vodka cranberry. gin and tonic. rum and coke #a shot of liquor and then fill the rest with the other stuff #he told me a bunch of stuff and not all of it stuck but he had fun teaching and i had fun listening

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aamezish · 5 days

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the limit was seven pegs last night

#also moral of the story was to drink slowly not the 4 pegs i drank in 5 minutes because the aftermaths were disastrous #i kinda love what alcohol did to my nervous system #i think ill have better tolerance if i let it take over me instead of gulping it #had to induce emesis and vomit in volumes 3 times because i ate too much of gravy momos and manipuri cuisine #also this drink did not gave an hangover or headache today morning thats because it was super costly #its kinda magical the whole alcohol world and the science behind it #like there was this supermarket wholly for types of whiskey rum gin vodka brandy even costing upto 80k #and people just enter and purchase like wow #plus they're blended and fermented over years and years one was like 35 years #i passed out actually but it was so fun #the only scary part was thinking what if i die lmao #and to think this is a regular experience in boys hostel is like wow okay um youre ruining yourself #i could do this again me and a friend got a vodka we'll have it on her birthday #100/100 experience

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machinavocis · 1 month

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and lo,

as if in recompense for the 10 years i have spent suffering under the admittedly-polite authoritarian boot of Mormon Booze Communism

the universe has seen fit to place our tucson apartment at the exact, one-quarter-mile-each-direction, midpoint between two different bars.

#ONE OF WHICH SUPPOSEDLY HAS AIR HOCKEY. WHICH I AM EXCITED ABOUT TO A FRANKLY UNJUSTIFIABLE EXTENT.#(i was really really good at air hockey in like middle school lol)#(i probably owe it credit for at least 5 of the...maybe eight minutes total of my life so far in which i have ever actually Been Cool 😂)#also lol obligatory internet-lefty-cred-preserving acknowledgement that no that's not what communism is i know i know #i had the idea years ago that we should just psyop utah's Business Libertarians into fighting our Wannabe Theocratic Authoritarians #on the battlefield of Are The State Liquor Stores Communism #('do you know where ELSE you were only allowed to buy your vodka at a single centralized price dictated by the state..? do you?? hmm???')#all i'm saying is it would have worked.

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dreamertrilogys · 9 months

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wvryrone at the party thought i was so fucking cool for sneaking out the window it was amazing

#i was also the drunkest i’ve ever been in my life 😭😭 thanks to fucking C*****N that bitch #he got me so so fucking drunk and then left at like 2 am fuck him #.txt #also sorry to him i was very touchy (like. my hands were on his thigh at times but literally only for actual physical support due to sheer #extreme drunkenness. which really was his fault the moment i walked in he was like here’s my cup of vodka gatorade. now drink mf #<- to clarify. he’s one of my closest friends and we sorta have a homoerotic relationship. sort of. i the #min thr mutually antagonisiv way tho:3 #redacted

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androideql · 1 year

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I've found that the only way I can learn to draw certain things is to trace them first, then try to copy what I traced side-to-side, then copying from a photograph, and then keep making iterations of the same thing while not looking at it.

over

and over

and over again.

Anyway, chrysanthemums are hard.

#android talking #this applies to all flowers #and ripples in the water #and splatters #and lace #and stuff like that #where there's a common shape and a flow to that shape #i can't keep track of both of those things at the same time unless i do a focused tracing session #which is boring as shit #but it's by far the fastest way #and the only one that doesn't frustrate me to tears #i refuse to trace in finished pieces so i gotta practise a lot #unless i'm tracing my own drawings in which case i will cut those corners with much gusto #also i put too much vodka into this drink methinks

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kimtranssexler · 9 months

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I need to stop drinking every night before bed. It’s definitely not a problem yet, like it actually genuinely isn’t, but logically I feel it will become one if I don’t stop

#like I have alcoholism in my family so I think like #I know there r ppl who have like one beer a day and are fine or whatever #but since I am predisposed to it I do think ir could become a bad habit for me #like my dad had it bad #and I think mentally we’re very similar #another note is today I took Focalin and i basically can’t feel the effects of alcohol at all which I think is. interesting?#like I only feel buzzed despite the fact that I had like a quarter bottle of vodka #which is a total waste but I do wonder how that works chemically #drunk posting

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dullahandyke · 1 year

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night out on the town tonight n i have no fucking clue what alcohol i like but id like to try some, anyone have any fucking. alcohol recs. ? i will begrudgingly drink fruit flavours and beer was made by the devil

#record for Most Drunk thus far is like. two shotglasses worth of diluted razzberry vodka. so i dont think ive been drunk yet #n fuck it who knows being tipsy is probably fun #alcohol #also halp im nervous bcos last time we had prinks at a friends house n went over to the pub together #but tonight ill have to find my way to my friends on my own... so sad... will probably only take 2 mins #but the pub we're going to is right near Street All My Relatives Live On so i might run into one of them #at least the pub will deffo be more quiet bcos last time i went on a saturday and now its like. a tuesdau #anyway. gonna go sort out my outfit n stuff

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cithaerons · 2 years

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(don’t rb) last time i had serious feelings for someone, (well maybe the second to last time) he ended up hooking up with my roommate, whose room / bed was separated from mine by french doors meaning literally everything was audible, who he did not even KNOW and had never met until that day, they were not part of the same social groups at all - just sheer coincidence, out of a student body of 40k. this was in the MIDDLE of final exams, two days before my last (and hardest) neuroanatomy final. and then proceeded to date her (and literally live at the house) for the next two or three months. ended up being horribly horribly abusive and manipulative, and i had to overhear ALL of it thanks to the room set-up, and also [redacted deeply personal info that i would feel bad sharing on the internet]. my god, what a time.

#not to be melodramatic & it was very stupid in retrospect but it was THE WORST four months of my life #even though plenty of months have involved a lot of things that were objectively way worse from a reasonable person standpoint #i was nineteen years old and very naive and stupid with a brain that was like. very much only partway developed #immediately after this happened i took like seven sleeping pills + chugged the entire bottle of vodka #i like..... worshipped this guy for some unknown reason????#just fully knocked myself unconscious....... for like the next 36 hours #oh my god.#no idea how i got an A- on that exam #one of the hardest classes i've ever taken too #and then for the next few months. did various things including: shopped all my hair off and dyed it blue and then pink and then purple #*chopped #lots of drugs.... lots of reckless behavior in clubs.... carved a nietzsche quote into my arm..... etc????#then moved into a studio and did not speak to any of my roommates for an entire year after that

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lilnasxvevo · 10 months

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We changed which restaurant we were going to to celebrate Father’s Day this weekend at the last minute and 1) I’m mad because I was going to get a fucking s’mores waffle at the place we WERE going to and the place we’re now going to doesn’t have s’mores waffles and is therefore inferior and 2) the place we are now going to has the most unsettlingly deranged cocktail names I’ve ever seen and I don’t like it

#they are going to harvest our organs #BUT one of the cocktails has both rum and coffee so I’m going to drink as many as I can (probably less than 1) bc my parents are paying #(the only time I’ve had more than one drink in a day was when I was dragged along to Pride plans that I didn’t like and I was really #anxious and drank like 3 vodka Pepsis and it did not make me #less anxious because that was also at the time the most caffeine I’d ever consumed in one day #by like a large margin)

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speakeasier · 2 years

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LIKE, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE. AND WHY DO THEY GET THE CHURCH OF SANRIO DRESSED UP TO THE NINES IN SUNDAY’S BEST OR SOME SHIT. LIKE, WHY NOT COLLAB WITH MY HOMIES!!!

sanrio, stop making a fool out of meeeeeeee. i sing sadly like valerie, sobs.

#i even mentioned kirito earlier and now i'm disgusted to say THEY ACTUALLY COLLABED WITH LAUGHS THE ONE AND ONLY SWORD ART!!!#like gorl let me talk to sanrio HQ why you pulling up with randos like thissssss #me crying dramatically on the floor smoking a cigar looking out into the distance splashes vodka in my face #like look i know i'm being overdramatic over this but i'm just saying #once more WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THOUGH...#AND DO THEY REALLY DESERVE THE CHURCH OF SANRIO?????#AND DO THEY DESERVE SANRIO WITH NICE CUTENESS LIKE THAT???#LOOKS I DUNNO GUYS I DUNNO I DON'T THINK SO!!!

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oatbugs · 2 years

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the reflection of the sun on the windows of the train is casting light in rivers + woods + streams + fields . anyway photons are made of angels .

#the sun glitter from the rim of my glasses and lipgloss and the gold snowflake necklace my mother gave me reflected in the window mixed #with the glints of sun on water . sunwine . everything turns into angels and wine (which is also love which is also blood) again .#the boy with the long hair had his head in a mess that time. took a drag of a cigarette offered by a lovely addict . J with tears in his #voice and too much to drink . i looked him in the lungs with my broken heart and i asked why are you doing this and he took a drag and #took another step . ice cold eye to vodka-blessed eye . sighed the smoke out in my face and smiled .#later it was 3 AM and it was us in a park lying on the floor and talking about everything and nothing and i was studying the writing on his #shirt and the way he blinked more when he laughed . i dragged him away by the elbow (pain inhibited by alcohol but either way his black #belt could stop me and my lousy one year of cranes and bloody knuckles) and i asked him i love you and what the fuck was that and you said #you wouldnt you said you wouldnt . and by the end of that conversation i loved him more than i did before and his hair was tidier and #twice as long . today i gave him a ticket and hugged him goodbye tight enough to almost break his neck.#you and her are the only two i showed my canines to. (i cannot evenly remember the steps are full of glass) ill miss you forever.#even if i see you again. especially if i will see you again. her hand on my back when i dont stand straight the life you have is the life i #lost to messy politics. saturn jupiter confer breaking of the wall in the morning . server of heavens silent wanderers break oh holy light #each time someone ruins our collective lungs ichor i miss the ichor inside malboro gold . pinprick tears when my mother #told me to wait until morning . wait until morning and we can figure this out. otherwise i am on the verge of cold blooded murder.#either i am a horrible person or almost 20 ( both equally sound explanations )#mei with an e ، meaning wine. hate the wine but love the poetry and the angels and what hating the wine means at all.

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