#vote wingmen!

[renaultphile]

Been looking for an excuse to post more Wingmen......

You will need to read the book to find out all the many different ways this scene is so painful.......

[hiddenreamers]

Worlds Collide - Lando Norris x neuropsychologist!Reader

SUMMARY: You're a fresh neuropsychologist who is internet-famous for making entertaining and educational videos about anything psychology-related. Lando and you meet for the first time when the two of you are invited to do an episode on a podcast where people from very different professions sit down together and talk about their lives. Considering the instant chemistry, the fans aren't exactly surprised when the dating rumours emerge...

worldscollide_pod tagged landonorris and yn_thebrainiac in a post:

What do a neuropsychologist and a Formula 1 driver have in common? 🧠🏎️ We don't know either! So we invited landonorris and yn_thebrainiac to tell us about their lives.

Listen to Worlds Collide wherever you get your podcasts or watch the episode on our YouTube channel. You can suggest and vote on show guests on our Patron page.

Comments:

user1: i'd say they have brain injury in common??

user2: not the crossover episode we wanted but the one we needed

user3: he's driving fast, she's a failed med student, what's interesting about that?

↳ user4: omg please be a joke 😭 or a ragebait ↳ user5: user3 do you realize how much time and effort it takes to be either a f1 driver or a neuropsychologist? ↳ user5: high school dropout ass comment

landonorris: can't wait!

↳ yn_thebrainiac: looking forward to meeting you ❤️ liked by landonorris

user6: he called a rectangle a circle and she uses Latin names for brain parts like it's common knowledge. Truly a collision of worlds lmao

user7: these two in one room?? feels like a fever dream

↳ user8: more like a new Barbie movie

worldscollide_pod tagged landonorris and yn_thebrainiac in a post:

This week on Worlds Collide we have learned that a pit stop is kinda like a therapy appointment, helmets are humanity's best invention and waffles are to your brain what fuel is to a car.

Huge thanks to landonorris and yn_thebrainiac for giving us insight into their exceptional careers as well as two hours of good laughs!

Listen to Worlds Collide wherever you get your podcasts or watch the episode on our YouTube channel. You can suggest and vote on show guests on our Patron page.

Comments:

user9: yn_thebrainiac is the only person to get excited over brain injuries

↳ user10: and landonorris is the only person to make heart eyes while someone is talking about brain injuries

user11: when yn_thebrainiac was explaining her job and said to Lando he should hope he never has to be examined by her he looked so defeated 😭😭 truly a wet cat

↳ user12: and the "I guess I won't wear a helmet anymore"?? bro is down bad from the start

yn_thebrainiac: thank you for the opportunity! landonorris it was great meeting you ❤️ hope to see you again soon liked by landonorris and worldscollide_pod

↳ landonorris: just let me know when and where 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

user13: landonorris is that guy who suddenly becomes a comedian whenever a pretty girl is around

↳ user14: but it DID work on yn_thebrainiac 😭😭😭

user15: not yn_thebrainiac answering questions like it's a presidential debate and Lando going idk man I just drive

user16: Lando asking the hosts to repeat the question because he was too focused on yn_thebrainiac? man's not beating the simp allegations anytime soon

user17: that whole episode felt more like a date than a talk show liked by worldscollide_pod

↳ worldscollide_pod: were we more wingmen or a third wheel?

user18: the way both of them were invested in each other's stories made me realize how utterly single I am

↳ user19: when yn_thebrainiac said it's a force of habit to ask how something made him feel and then Lando casually asking her the same thing??? delete Tinder, no dating app will get you a man like this

user20: can I just say how surprised I am with Lando's thoughtfulness? Like when yn_thebrainiac said she's scared to drive after examining an accident victim and he immediately offered to be her driver?

↳ user21: considering the tales of Lando's driving, it will only traumatise her further lol

user22: Lando telling her to continue because he wants to hear the rest of the story when she apologized for getting sidetracked??? 🥺🥺 mom, I want this one!!!!!

user23: they just met and they have more chemistry than some couples who have been married for decades

↳ user24: if Lando was staring at me the way he's staring at yn_thebrainiac I'd be radioactive 📛☢️ ↳ user25: no but really girlies if he doesn't look at you the way Lando's looking at her, he's not the one 🏃‍♀️‍➡️❌

user26: now I kinda want yn_thebrainiac to take up Lando on his offer to test his cognitive skills

↳ user27: if they're in the same room he's going to fail every attention task

user28: Lando's dolphin ass giggle would make you think yn_thebrainiac is the funniest person on Earth

↳ user29: he's just a girl 🎀🎀

user30: I became a fan the moment yn_thebrainiac said "imagine your head is a hairy watermelon with a ball of jello inside"

↳ user31: as a med student I can tell you that it's pretty accurate

gossipgirl_f1 just posted a picture:

🚨🚨🚨McLaren's most eligible bachelor landonorris not eligible anymore? 🚨🚨🚨The driver has been spotted in Japan getting comfortable with an unnamed girl.

user32: didn't yn_thebrainiac post she's there too?

↳ user33: oh god please let it be real ↳ user34: it's definitely her

user35: people out there living my dreams 🥲

user36: why do yall even care?? he's a grown ass man, grow tf up

↳ user37: and yet here you are commenting 😴😴 like what are YOU doing at the devils sacrament?

user38: where's the FBI when you need them we have to knowww

↳ user39: that's yn_thebrainiac she had the exact same outfit in the story she posted earlier

user40: come look girl user41 someones stealing your man

↳ user41: aw hell naw she better know how to fight ↳ user42: wow the delulu is strong with this one

user43: look what yall did worldscollide_pod liked by worldscollide_pod

↳ user43: i guess that's a confirmation huh

landonorris tagged yn_thebrainiac in a post:

Japan treated us nice but she treats me nicer 🌸🇯🇵

Comments:

user44: so they met and fell in love because they were randomly invited to do a random episode of a random podcast? and people still say God ain't real smdh

↳ user45: they better not forget to invite worldscollide_pod to their wedding

user46: guess he'll fuck anyone, when's my turn?

↳ user47: probably never, considering you're no one rather than anyone💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

oscarpiastri: yes, they are as annoyingly in love as they look

↳ landonorris: woww and here I thought we were best friends ↳ landonorris: so rude ↳ oscarpiastri: I have group chat screenshots ↳ landonorris: you're my bestest friend Oscar and you're too nice to ever do this to me 🥰 ↳ maxverstappen1: we all have screenshots ↳ georgerussell63: you're cooked mate ↳ landonorris: 🥲🥲

user48: I would sacrifice my firstborn for this 😭😭

user49: I'm not sure who I am more jealous of

↳ user50: both

user51: they look so good together wtf

user52: worldscollide_pod you guys need to fix your post, what neuropsychologist and a f1 driver have in common is a marriage certificate

user53: ok real question how did he pull her??

↳ user54: he's a millionaire he doesn't have to do anything lol women's ideal type is a loaded wallet ↳ user55: bold of you to assume someone like her needs a walking piggy bank

yn_thebrainiac tagged landonorris in a post:

Hey, did you know that it was a Japanese scholar, Hiroshi Kojima, who popularized phenomenological ontology? He proposed that the dichotomy of individuality vs consciousness could be solved by treating the body as a half-way point between those two concepts. In essence, Kojima suggested considering the body as being seen both from the inside and the outside, now focusing on the intersubjective encounters as part of what constitutes the human being in the context of ontology.

Ps. He promised to wear his helmet! 🌼💖

Comments:

user56: she's everything, he's just Ken😌💅liked by landonorris

↳ georgerussell63: facts

user57: I bet the pillow talk is baffling

↳ landonorris: nah she's too tired for that ↳ user58: 💀💀 bro you didn't have to do her like that

user59: if he breaks your heart I promise to shake his head real hard, repeatedly 🥰🥰

user60: 😬😬 do they not make them pretty anymore?

↳ user61: fr she doesn't deserve him 😐 sad ↳ user62: this relationship feels like a social experiment like what do you mean he chose HER???? Lando Norris settling for a 2/10 is not the news I wanted to read today ↳ user63: wow no wonder yall dads left 😭 she's a normal looking woman, did porn rot your peanut brains completely? go outside and interact with regular, non-photoshopped people and then come back

user64: they have nothing in common and yet they fit perfectly how?? i feel like I'm having a strokee

user65: diagnostic process videos bout to get lit now that there's a volunteer to draw clocks and memorize strings of random words

user66: why do they look like a disney movie couple

↳ maxverstappen1: he may or may not have called her princess on more than one occasion ↳ landonorris: you guys promised 🥲 ↳ oscarpiastri: no, we promised not to post the screenshots ↳ yn_thebrainiac: you mean the screenshots georgerussell63 just sent me? ↳ landonorris: good talk everyone I'll just go die of embarrassment if you don't mind ↳ yn_thebrainiac: I thought the things you said about me were kind of cute ↳ landonorris: nvm I'm back to life

[phoenixcatch7]

Honestly I'd really like to see a mxtx3 story where wwx and xl work with Sqq to reveal sqq's true backstory and the system to lbh.

I mean, think about it!! One of the biggest problems with scum villain is how even though they get together, unlike the other couples bingqiu is still left with all these huge secrets that massively affect them both. Lbh is left believing he married his mercurial abuser, that his suffering passed some sort of indefinable test that proved him worthy of basic rights. That Sqq threw him in the abyss of his own volition. That Sqq was really sacrificing his life and not faking his death with intent to survive.

Sqq is left knowing all these things but unable to act on them, unable to tell his husband about his own past, unable to explain his actions, never able to fully let his guard down because he's supposed to be shen qingqiu. He can't even tell his own husband his original name!! If he could have, he would have, even if only in the extras!

But can you imagine???

A meeting of bingqiu, wangxian, Hualian, for whatever reason, and as the three (actual) protagonists chat and gossip and get to know each other, as they talk, Sqq is at ease enough to slip up and finds out he can talk about the system to anyone from outside pidw! Not just sqh!! Maybe not completely, but he can mention some, and the other two, concerned for their new friend, are clever enough to tease the rest out. They're horrified. Sqq is resigned but freshly hopeful.

And so begins Mission: Save Sqq's Marriage!

(Sqq would very much like to contend the title but he is out voted.)

I'd just love to see the three of them (with unquestioning aid from their husbands) get up to hijinks and face existential horrors on a quest to help bingqiu get the closure they need. And moshang too, I guess XD.

It'd also be very, very funny to have them all in the middle of the latest traumatic and/or mortifying scene look around at the other two like 'hey, aren't you supposed to be freaking out now? This is normally the part people start screaming' and the other two are like 'I mean I guess?? We've got things to do though' like kings of unflappable repression right there.

(and lbh and lwj having vinegar-offs while hc is sighing dreamily watching his husband make semi decent friends for once)

Like there's a bunch of crossovers but none really scratch that itch, you know? The main characters of all 3 mxtx?? There's so much potential for Truly Unhinged Shenanigans!! Wangxian visiting pidws wife plot filled world and disappearing into the wilderness for a full week, coming back with every single piece of clothing they brought ruined. Hualian go visit mdzs and and no one believes xl is a diety and hc chomping at the bit to kill them for the injustice. Bingqiu going to tgcf and lbh getting mistaken for a calamity, or Sqq falling into the one wife plot kidnapping or something intended for a diety.

But seriously imagine Sqq complaining about something and wwx and xl immediately going 'that's not right! You deserve better!!' and Sqq is like 'no it's fine I'm used to it' and the other two slam their fists on the table like 'no!!! If [husband] was forced to keep that kind of secret I'd hate it!! You two deserve to be properly happy!! Let us help! We can fix this!' and start working with zeal and vigor while Sqq trails along embarrassed half heartedly muttering 'it's not that bad >:/'.

And when it works (presumably some clever loophole they stumbled on) and bingqiu are tearfully kissing they share a low five without looking. Or that one meme where the person getting kissed holds their hand back and their wingman enthusiastically high fives it but there's two wingmen XD!

I don't knowww but it'd be such a good premise! Ripe for character interactions!! Fluff! Crack! Angst! Daytrips and pouring their hearts out to people who'd really understand! Xl wwx and Sqq bestie team up! Meeting moshang! Wwx info dumping about his monster index categorisation to an enthralled Sqq! Xl and Sqq bemoaning etiquette while wwx laughs at them! Xl and wwx having intense discussions about morality and righteousness! All three of them laughing at how oblivious they were about their husbands, each trying to one the other two for Dumb Moments They Should Have Realised (Sqq wins by horrifying the other two)!

Forget cross country kidnappings and being locked in a room! Where is my protagonist trio getting into trouble on a self imposed mission to help their friend! Let their magnetism for insanity shine!!

[risrambles]

for all the moots, followers, and others that liked my sambucky podcast idea, here’s the working list of sambucky podcast account names (bc i can’t settle on one and can’t figure out what to do)

the sam and bucky show (simple, could also be the sambucky show for kicks, lets u know what ur in for but still kinda basic)

on your left (some variation of this, gives a nod to steve and the fact that they came together as friends because of him, but then again it IS more of a steve thing, also kinda gives u an idea of what ur in for)

barnes and noble (which would be so so good but i fear it could get confusing if someone looked up barnes and noble or books and then got sambucky podcast au/fic)

couple of guys (tfatws reference, kinda funny kinda vague so it’s not really up there for me)

fuck john walker (this one’s a joke, but it’s so funny)

wingmen (bc bucky is always caps lil wingman and sam is literally a winged man lmao, kinda confusing kinda needs too much context but i kinda like it)

thats cap! (tis literally captain america and captain americas bestie)

i really really do want to get this account underway so i can start posting episodes, get a format going, and open up questions/requests but i just cannot settle on a good name!! i need suggestions or votes bc i just can’t figure out what makes the most sense for them

oh, and here’s the joke one i thought of during my dazed, desperately-needed-sleep shift at work this morning:

delacroix divas 😍😍

[usafphantom2]

Congress moves to save F-22s from the boneyard, once again

The compromise defense policy bill sets the USAF’s minimum fighter inventory at 1,112 planes.

Audrey DeckerDecember 7, 2023

F-22 Raptors assigned to the 1st Fighter Wing, Joint Base Langley-Eustis, Va. arrives at Royal Air Force Lakenheath, England Oct. 5, 2018.

Lawmakers are set to block the Air Force’s request to retire older F-22 Raptors, despite pleas from the service that it would cost too much money to get them battle-ready.

This is the second straight year Congress has denied the entreaty. Service officials have argued that Block 20 F-22s lack crucial modern weapons and would require billions of dollars to get them up to speed. Officials wanted to put the money toward the Next Generation Air Dominance program, its new, secretive fighter jet.

Congress released its $886 billion compromise defense policy bill late Wednesday night after weeks of negotiations between House and Senate lawmakers.

The F-22 retirements were part of a larger Air Force proposal to shed more than 300 of its aircraft in fiscal 2024 and use the money for higher-end technology. The bill greenlights at least some of the other retirements, including of A-10 Warthogs and F-15C and -D fighters.

The defense policy bill also puts limits on several other Air Force divestment plans, including F-15Es, and requires the service maintain a total fighter inventory of at least 1,112 aircraft.

Congress is requiring a number of updates on the Air Force’s effort to build drone wingmen, known as collaborative combat aircraft, or CCAs. The bill requires Air Force and Navy secretaries to provide specific information on the key milestones and cost estimates for the program.

Lawmakers also included several provisions on the Air Force’s troubled tanker program, the KC-46 Pegasus, in an attempt to keep the various fixes for the program on track.

As the Air Force waits for its tankers to be fixed, Israel, which ordered four KC-46s from Boeing, is also waiting for its tankers to arrive. The bill asks for the Pentagon to look at any ways it can expedite the delivery to Israel and requires the Defense Secretary to consider deploying U.S. KC-46 aircraft to Israel.

The bill text puts a hold on the Air Force’s final acquisition strategy for its next purchase of tankers until it gives lawmakers “an updated tanker roadmap timeline to include procurement of the Next Generation Air Refueling System; the business case analysis of the Air Force; for the KC-135 recapitalization program; validated requirements from the joint staff for the contract competition under the KC-135 recapitalization program,” according to bill text.

Lawmakers also included a provision to keep the Lockheed Martin production line going for the HH-60W combat rescue helicopter—a program the Air Force has truncated. The service has argued that these helicopters are “not particularly helpful in the Chinese” area of responsibility.

@GuyPlopski via X

A vote on the defense policy bill is expected soon, first by the Senate and then the House, in hopes President Biden will sign it before the end of the year.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

YOTD>>>>>> yess the colors match so well with the new theme!! Love it sm

Stop because a lavender character would be so nice….or even periwinkle or lilac….ugh I’m also quite partial to hioris colors mainly because that shade of sky blue is literally just my fav LMAO I love the contrast of Nagi’s coloring and his aura color too!!

LMAO FR ok but true I know they only ever show him playing fps games but I always imagine him just playing all types of mobile games idc he fs plays subway surfers candy crush angry birds geometry dash etc

No literally…also it’s funny when you think about your characterizations because in my mind that’s not even fanon that’s just their canon personalities LMAOO I’m ngl I made like 0 progress HSVSJS started the first episode got sidetracked and didn’t return but I will continue today!! So far it’s just a bunch of Isagi talking and lowk not sure how to feel but maybe it’s just because I got too used to the sub LOL

LMAOOO if you ever write something for Barou I will 100% eat it up!! So true us having a whole convo with green flag Barou and the snow story and now his colors really has me on the Barou hype train LOL I’m putting in a vote for that idea from the second thoughts dump…OR if we just need him out in the miraverse him as one of the wingmen is also one of my fav ideas we’ve discussed LMAOO

Yeah the whole drooling thing is not my favorite LOL there’s no way Karasu wouldn’t make it but Aryu being above him in ranking is insane like HUH???

OOOOH IM EXCITED I wonder who it’s for hehe…also curious about the wc LMAOO

- Karasu anon

yona of the dawn on top!! i need a reboot that catches up with the manga sooo bad omg anime studios stop exclusively picking up shitty shounens GET YOTD BACK ON SCREEN 😩 truly one of the best animangas ever

RIGHT like let’s play with some purples…some more pinks perhaps…actually lowkey they could def do more greens too i think?? like more of a mint shade vs an emerald color…kaneshiro hire me to color your characters i’ll do such a good job omg

no because i know in my heart that he ACTUALLY plays the facebook mom games like he’s def on level 14,000 on candy crush and block blast and whatnot 😭

yeahhh the isagi monologue threw me off a bit but oh well we do what we must for new bllk crumbs 😭😩 and YAYY i’m glad you think that 🤩 omg no because barou…literal need 😰 HAHA i’m between barou and chigiri from that request!! because lowkey misadventures w chigiri would be rlly fun but also barou 🤤 we’ll see what the vibes are hehe

i have no idea how aryu is ranked so well considering he’s a defensive player…the only thing i can think of is aiku and lorenzo are making him look real good 😭😭😭😭 i think it’s crazy that ubers is the only team where the defensive players have high bids as well…maybe it’s because their ng11 player is a defensive player so they actually understand the value of a defensive system and bid accordingly whereas bm and pxg (those are the only teams w bllkers that are primarily defensive) are more offensive heavy so they’re only giving high bids to players that are scoring goals

i’ll keep it a secret so you’re surprised when it drops 🤭 but you will like it i’m pretty sure…it’s tiny though!! like actually less than 5k for once LMAOAOA i don’t usually go too crazy with requests i feel especially because most people think 3k is long for a request response 😭 i usually am between 4-6k for requests and then occasionally longer if the prompt or character REALLY sticks out to me (like fwtkac with karasu and the plot of seabird in general) so i hope people are satisfied by them 😩 i have two where the request is just for a character and not a prompt (one is karasu or zantetsu and i think we know who i’m picking…the other is kiyora!!) so those ones might end up longer just because i can do whatever i want with them LMAOAO

okay wait before i conclude this relatively short response and get back to writing…guess who got a gagamaru request 🤩 accumulating side characters right and left HAHA 😏 this is my new brand at this point…forget being a nagi lover my pinned should just say “side character enthusiast”

[weddingdisco]

A Day In The Life: Trent Alexander-Arnold

Let's dive into Trent Alexander-Arnold and the missus' daily life through their instagram

trentarnold66✔

Liked by virgilvandijk and tammyabraham, declanrice, and 274,075 others

trentarnold66 morning view

yourusername I know you just woke up but it's literally almost 1 pm???

↪trentarnold66 I could've woken up earlier if you didn't keep me awake all night?

↪yourusername you literally fell asleep after 1 round!!!

↪jhenderson children, keep it PG!!!

↪yourusername what!? we're talking about the boxing match last night!!!

↪trentarnold66 get your mind out of the gutter, skip!

andyrobertson94 you could use your hands for more important things; like cleaning that place for example?

↪trentarnold66 busy, netflix and chill 👀

ma7cell I told you so 😌 @tylerarnold94 you owe me 20p

↪yourusername woah what are we betting on?

↪trentarnold66 @yourusername just ignore them

yourusername✔

Liked by theredmentv, andyrobertson94, and 56,393 others

tagged: @trentarnold66 @andyrobertson94 @kfc_uki

yourusername the lad just asked me to take pics and left me standing there 😐

andyrobertson94 robbo >>>>>>>>> trent's missus

↪yourusername you did not just call me trent's missus on my own post...

↪andyrobertson94 are you not?

↪yourusername well, in that case, trent's missus >>>>>>>>>> rachel's husband

trentarnold66 we're filming, and the world's not ready for your beautiful face

↪tyronemings yuck

↪bukayosaka87 yikes

↪benchilwell i need to vomit

↪yourusername @tyronemings @bukayosaka87 @benchilwell so you've chosen death

ynwaliv66 full backs mode: on

kfc_uki our favourite wingmen ❤️

trentarnold66✔

Liked by yourusername, thiago6, curtisjr, and 610,914 others

trentarnold66 The fans have demanded it, so we are back. Wingmen Season 2 has dropped. Another episode of @andyrobertson94 in my ear before we pass the baton over... @kfc_uki, @porsche_gb

yourusername how's your date going?

↪trentarnold66 best date ever xx

↪yourusename wow ok then, good to know. thx for everything

kfc_uki can't wait for another episode with you two!!

yourusername✔

Liked trentarnold66, sasha_rebecca, and 27,988 others

yourusername I'll always be glad I got to know you </3

trentarnold66 remember: be careful! don't talk to strangers! and if they offer you a candy or ice cream, RUN!!!

perrieedwards teas

↪yourusername girl omw 😭😭😭

declanrice ...

↪jhenderson i need explanation...

↪jamesmilnerofficial so do i

↪andyrobertson94 i don't

↪yourusername @andyrobertson94 get out of my post u traitor

tsimikas21 the scouser in our team ❤️❤️❤️

↪yourusername yeah he's all urs

trentsandyn2630 omg vas happenin???

trentsgirl1 break up??? FINALLY!

↪ynsfan1 WTF

↪trentluvyn shut up!!!

trentarnold66✔

Liked by caoimhinkelleher98, harveyelliott07, and 27,984 others

trentarnold66 how to get your missus stop being mad at you lol

jhenderson what did you do this time

↪trentarnold66 still figuring it out meself tbf

laurenfryer_ i'm gonna kill u trent

↪trentarnold66 you can kill me tomorrow, tell me how to get her talk to me first lol

↪laurenfryer_ go on a ride but let her drive lol

alexoxchamberlain a good big O

↪perrieedwards don't listen to him, trent

↪thiago6 nice advice bro 🤣

andyrobertson94 my missus said food is the best remedy

yourusername i vote food too

↪trentarnold66 food it is 😘

yourusername✔

Liked by thiago6, laurenfryer_, reecejames, and 28,263 others

yourusername apology accepted i guess. Also, can u believe trent made these? no??? of course not. I MADE these 🥰 拓実さん、たこ焼きレシピをありがとうございました @takumi18_minaminoofficial <3 (takumi, thanks for the takoyaki recipe!)

trentarnold66 where's the thanks for me

↪yourusername 🙄🙄🙄 thanks for the drink, it was alright yeah

takumi18_minaminoofficial どういたしまして。 美味しそうだね~ (you're welcome! it look delicious)

↪yourusername もちろんですよ~ (of course)

andyrobertson nearly fooled me there. trent in the kitchen without supervision would turn into a disaster

↪yourusername i've known that long ago

↪trentarnold66 hey, i've upgraded my skill!!!

benchilwell where's mine?

↪yourusername 300p i'll make it special for u

↪benchilwell deal

↪masonmount count me in y/n!

↪johnstonesofficial me too

↪kylewalker2 me three

virgilvandijk looks good! might wanna bring some to AXA

↪yourusername how much r u willing to pay me?

↪virgilvandijk i'll tell you something trent doesn't know

↪yourusername i don't live through gossips

↪virgilvandijk it's about the missing tissues

↪yourusername that's tempting. fine, deal!

trentarnold66✔

Liked by tsimikas21, jhenderson, johnstonesofficial and 477,274 others

tagged: @yourusername

trentarnold66 waiting for the missus to get ready be like

andyrobertson94 surprised you still can smile mate

↪trentarnold66 always excited to see me missus, even though the waiting is like eternity

yourusername someone's occupying the sofa tonight

↪trentarnold66 is that a threat?

↪yourusername that's a promise, luv 😘 heard the temperature's expected to drop tonight

↪andyrobertson94 keep going mate, i'm just getting my popcorn

↪yourusername @andyrobertson94 why do i see u everywhere ew @rachelrobertsxox come collect yo man!!!

↪rachelrobertsxox go home, andrew!

trentsfan1 this is a foul 🤣

↪ trentsfan2 nah, he's just spitting fact

yourusername✔

Liked by tammyabraham, tyronemings and 17,394 others

yourusername showing yous my driving skill

trentarnold66 I actually feared for my life

yourusername but we did get home safely, did we not?

↪trentarnold66 nearly bumped into two cars, one lamp post, nearly ran over a biker. You bribed to get your lisence, didn't you?

↪yourusername a friend of mine was the officer, if that counts xx

ameliadimz you should be banned from driving

↪yourusername i'm not that bad

↪saffiekhan_ you ARE that bad lmao

↪yourusername fine i'm not driving yous again

↪ameliadimz that's a win for me lol

taglist: @ofxinnocence

[tottymatsuno]

Osomatsu-san au where its just chokeimatsu, snd Osomatsu literally not even looking at karamatsu bc hes the worst and the most boring to try to bounce comedy off of.

Its literally just like: heh karamatsu—

And karamatsu looking at a mirror. There’s nothing there for a silly guy like osomatsu to work with. Their comedy styles dont match up. Its like if uou tried to make zaimoku the entire show.

It just does NOTHING.

Now beni? Beni is endless possibilities. Theyre partners in crime. Theyre enemies. Theyre each others best and worst wingmen. Theyre besties. They would kill each other for a dollar fifty or half drank can of cherry coke. Osomatsu robs Todomarsu. Todomatsu commits utility fraud in Osomatsu’s name. Osomatsu steals his phone and spills beer on it and then it smells pissy for months no matter how hard todomatsu cleans it. Todomatsu gives Osomatsu 10$ knowing hes gonna get 15$ from Osomatsu the next day. They buy each other popsicles, snd Osomatsu whines til he eats Todomatsu’s. They girl watch. They get into fist fights and Todomatsu wins solely because Osomatsu doesnt need to use his protag plot armor. Osomatsu gets coochie lice, Todomatsu goes to the pharmacy and picks it up bc hes getting his antipsychotics and is already there. Todomatsu screams at condoms and Osomatsus so terrified of the concept of pussy his knees quake like a maiden. Osomatsu breaks into Todomatsu’s password journal and steals all of his secrets. Todomatsu laughs at Osomatsu’s jokes, they both lay down and dont do shit when their mama is cleaning up. They both emotionally manipulate their mama to take care of them forever. They got five dollars between them.

They are best friends and brothers and brothers who are best friends. They are both the leader and rhe follower. Todomatsu is the brains, Osomatsu is the brawn. Osomatsu is the upper management, Todomatsu is the architect.

Vote beni

[lordfrezon]

Finished Ace Combat 5 recently, the last of the "trilogy" of PS2 Ace Combat games (playing 4 back when I was like, 9, Zero last year, and now 5)

Ace Combat 5: 9/10

Looking at this game in isolation, it is a trip.  The first 8 missions are all insane: you start a war, your captain gets shot down but survives, the second in command gives up her position to you, your Colonel dies while a rookie is taking off under a bombing campaign, you have to save your fleet, most of said fleet is sunk by cruise missiles that explode everything below 5000 feet, you have to guard a mass driver while it launches a laser beam device for the giant orbital weapons platform, and you save the President from getting shot down by his own country.

You're not even a third of the way into the game yet.

Yet this all works because at its core, the game is a personal drama about your squad and how you work together.  You learn a lot about your wingmen: their personalities, what they like, who they are as people, what they care about, so when you command them, when you work with them, there's genuine concern behind what you're doing because, hey, Chopper might not call you by rank but he's a damn good pilot and friend and you need to get him home to his records.

Also the game has a cutscene where Puddle of Mudd's "Blurry" plays in the background.

Additionally, Ace Combat 5 is really an anti-war game at its core.  You're not fighting because your side is right or their side is evil, this is a senseless war orchestrated for reasons beyond you, and the only people with the power to stop it are either unwilling or unable, and eventually replaced. The revelation that a third party orchestrated everything simply to cause as much suffering for everyone involved isn't just an asspull, it's a core theme of the game.  There's not much subtlety in that one of the core functions of the antagonists is that they're the weapons manufacturer for your side of the war.

 But even with all this going on, the game is still fun.  You're flying in a plane, shooting down everything that you see until you run out of missiles (my one major complaint of the game is that hot damn the ammo is super limited) all while your wingmen and enemies rave about your skill.  It's a great time, and you feel great while doing it.

And to jump over to some spoiler territory for a second, I want to talk about Ace Combat 7.

In Ace Combat 7, there's a mission that leads up to the second arc of the game where you somehow shoot down one of your own forces. The game doesn't explain for a while that the enemies hacked your satellites to make it look like you shot down this guy while they actually did.  But for a good half of the game, there's no one besides you, the player, who believes that you didn't just kill someone in cold blood.  Hell, the guy you shoot down is the president from Ace Combat 5, a super cool dude who I'd vote for every year.  Ace Combat 7 is insistent in forcing you to believe you're a piece of shit, and then they have every allied NPC pile on to you as well.

In Ace Combat 5, the last section features you being framed as traitors by the Grabacr squadron, but the feeling compared to 7 is completely different.  You know that you're a good guy, and so does your squad. You're all together, working to figure out who is really pulling the strings.  It's an even worse situation than in 7, because you're held at gunpoint, barely escape, and then chased by your own forces until a friendly pilot helps you stage your deaths. But throughout it all, you've got your friends and they've got your back.

When I think about the various Ace Combat games, I often wonder who'd come out on top in a battle of the main characters.  While Blaze, your protagonist in Ace Combat 5, isn't the best pilot among them, he for sure has the best and most loyal squad.  And the game really drives that point home over and over: you're not alone, you have friends and allies that can do things and help you.  They have their own story.  You like these guys.  If they were to die, you'd be sad about it ( :,-( ).  And when, in the end, you emerge victorious, leading a confederacy of the world against the true antagonists, it's you and your team at the front.  And it feels great.

Also just thinking about how I'd feel if I played Zero after this instead of before and Pixy betrays me, holy crap that game is even more insane.

[superfrostydrawing]

At first I wasn't interested in the prompts for snow lines until I saw the Hound and I wish I can vote for that a hundred times. Now I'm dying for ideas with how the Hound comes into play for snowpines lol

Gigantic pet Grimm dog acts as wingmen for his tiny owner and even tinier boyfriend

[svtskneecaps]

i just see you, part 13 ~ board game night

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(Seventeen Youtuber! Non-Idol! College! AU)

When an artist begins to frequent the café you do murals for, you know your life is going to get interesting. What you don’t know is that he’s also your favorite online artist. Shenanigans ensue.

in youtube squad UP:

minghao is in blue

chan

wonwoo - why warms

(wingmen is meant to be a mystery)

why is the gc photo a happy shark baby you ask? because ****** made the gc this time next question

remember to stream and vote and also seungcheol is probably lurking on twitter god save us all

send me an ask or a dm if you’d like to be on the tag list

tag list: @shoshishua @hannahdinse8 @sweetcheol @haobaobei @jos-hua @svt-sunflower @angelmingyu @yaebbinnie @snowyseungs @urlocalcaratclown @haobaebaei @ziocho @sw00zi @lowkeycarat @bobrouxsky @belledamsceno @jeninsane

happy blow shit the fuck up in the states day part one if you celebrate it. next part Sunday, July 5th

[cksmart-world]

The completely unnecessary news analysis

by Christopher Smart

May 18, 2021

GOP BATTLE CRY: “GET RID OF YOUR DIAPER”

Who could guess the new battle cry of the Trump wing of the GOP would be, “Get rid of your diaper.” Although it's a great T-shirt slogan, it's somewhat limited because it's hard to sing, although Majorie Taylor Greene did give it a good try. The failure could have something to do with the acoustics as she bellowed through the office door mail slot of Bronx Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Here at Smart Bomb, the staff has been unable to discern the origin of the catchy phrase. It may have been the product of focus groups in Taylor's backwoods Georgia district, although our analysts think it might be too sophisticated for her constituents, who are more likely to come up with something like, “Get rid of your taco you stupid spic.” Perhaps Taylor Greene paid an expensive K Street PR firm to come up the colorful maxim. The Trumper firebrand had a few other gems up her sleeve: she called AOC a “chicken,” which impressed some of her Republican colleagues for its finesse. But all that was just a warmup for the heavy artillery when she called AOC a "radical socialist," adding: "You don't care about the American people." But the former Bronx bartender seemed unrattled when she retorted, “I used to throw people like her out of the bar all the time.”

WINGMAN READY TO SING, MAN

Ever wonder what someone means when they say, “He's my wingman.” It used to mean a pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leading aircraft in a formation. Then hockey players appropriated it for forwards, who generally do most of the scoring. But now wingman can mean almost anything. For Trumpist Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz it means something like “fixer” or maybe “pimp,” but boy did his wingman score. Of course, those are just allegations that came out when the feds investigated Gaetz' wingman, Joel Greenberg, who faces a 33 count indictment and will probably need a wingman, himself, when he ends up in the Big House alongside guys who have pretty good slap-shots. If Gaetz' wingman sings, the Congressman could face charges of sex trafficking of a minor and others. There have been more famous wingmen, of course, like Sundance was to Butch, like Spiro Agnew was to Richard Nixon, like Pence was to Trump, like Tonto was to the Lone Ranger, like Dale Evans was to Roy Rogers and like Mike Lee is to Ted Cruz (Laurel and Hardy of the Senate). But not even Agnew and Nixon were charged with sex trafficking. Let's not forget, Gaetz is innocent until proven guilty. And anyway, the girl said she was 18.

STEWART AND CURTIS: OFF WITH HER HEAD

Time to roll out the old guillotine. See, when you have a revolution everyone has go along and if they don't you have to cut their heads off. In the case of Wyoming's Congresswoman Liz Cheney, some say she's getting it in the neck for telling the truth about The Big Lie and that the January 6 insurrection was no picnic. But here in Utah, our Rep. John Curtis can explain the whole thing away: “Well, I think the thing that's been frustrating to me is missing the narrative that she was not removed because of her stance on President Trump, nor because of her statements,” Curtis said. “It's that she is not leading this party in a way that will help us,” undermine democracy or prove the Earth is flat. We also have Rep. Chris Stewart to help us understand what Curtis said: “This was not a vote to condemn Rep. Cheney for her previous vote of conscience (to impeach Trump); this was a vote to unify the Republican Party” so we don't have that bitch going on and on about The Big Lie. We can't keep talking about how the election was stolen and how January 6 was just a big party incited by Donald Trump. That would just continue to make us look like assholes who chose Trump over Truth. Oh, and by the way, don't put away the guillotine: Mitt Romney, you're next.

Post script — Well that about does it for another crazy week here on As The World Turns, aka Smart Bomb. Some of us worry too much and some don't worry enough. If you're in the second group we can help: Consider this — our birth rate is declining and has reached 1.7 children per couple. Pencil this out and you will find that is 0.3 of a person short of replacing the current population. What's wrong with that, you might say, the swimming pools and golf courses are too crowded and, almost as bad, people are starving in Bangladesh. Why can't we just go back to a less crowded world where you could get up Little Cottonwood Canyon? Well because, stupid, capitalism demands growth. There must be an expansion of goods and services — and people to purchase them. And it can't work in reverse. So for us in the U.S, the short term solution is that we need immigrants. What do you think all those Turkish guys are doing in Germany — other than the blonde women, of course. That's right, Germans stopped reproducing (too much beer?). Smart Bomb analysts have considered the data and made a prediction: Ten years from now Trumpers will be inviting immigrants from everywhere and anywhere. And when you ask, they'll say, What's a Trump?

Well Wilson, here it is May, the most beautiful month of the year and everything is coming up roses. So how about you and the guys play a little cheery something for Matt Gaetz and his sidekick Joel Greenberg:

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat If I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale It'd just be me and trigger We'd go riding through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea...

(If I Had A Boat — Lyle Lovett)

[seokjinsdisciple]

ok im gonna do it,,, the au im planning will be about the reader and an idol being best friends that have dedicated themselves to being each others wingmen,,, the only problem is you are both VERY bad at being wingmen

vote for which group it should be about :) and then after the results come out i will make another poll for which member it should be about!!!!!

https://linkto.run/p/BTDPKRSY

[thisdayinfavrd]

November 15, 2009

I lost interest in '2012' after that part of the movie where I died.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 107

You know when you make a geeky joke and your wife laughs and you say she's assimilating and she makes that sad quiet face? I like that.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 87

I could write the fucking Magna Carta, and 500 dickheads would piss about how it was too long and not set in Helvetica.   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 77

Just threw away my McGriddle wrapper at Whole Foods. The staff would've been less horrified if I'd discarded a dead hooker instead.   @gordonshumway (Jelisa Castrodale) – 70

I like my tea like I like my Star Trek women. Green.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 65

Kind of disarming when you finally find someone who refuses to let you sabotage your relationship, isn't it?   @biorhythmist (matt) – 61

My husband called me unconventionally beautiful.  I called him conventionally stupid.   @damselesque (Beth) – 59

Reality's weirdly uninterested in what you believe.   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 59

Sometimes you can't eat your cheese until Elmo and Grover each get a bib and a chair.  In project management, we call these "dependencies."   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 58

It's that time of year where cold weather drives annoying pests into your house--like spiders, mice and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.   @MODAT (Modat) – 53

A little to the left. Yeah, right there. Now ease in slowly. Slooowly. Don't stop. Yes, right there. RighOH GOD!  Parallel parking is hard.   @TiffanyJMoore (Tiffany ) – 49

There are too few children's books that discuss sex honestly. I think my book, "Mommy's a Screamer, Daddy Likes It in the Ass", will help.   @rsmallbone (rsmallbone) – 48

If you tell your wife about the sex dream you had, IT WAS HER. Got it? Also, leave out the part about the goat, the dwarf, and the pudding.   @Zaius13 (Damn Dirty Ape) – 47

I have a friend who calls me everyday to tell me how much weight she's lost  I just deleted her number  Oh look  I just lost 148 pounds too!   @ruthakers (ruthakers) – 46

Reasons why angels make bad wingmen: 1. their giant wing span means they knock over other ppls drinks. 2. their moral superiority is irksome   @jorshuwah (Josh S) – 46

My son's friend is spending the night. I hope that means his parents are gonna have sex. Otherwise these night vision goggles were a waste.   @FriedWords (Derek) – 45

I don't like to brag but 1 of the benefits to having a small penis is that I never worry about the toilet water being too cold or too deep.   @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 44

All I'm saying is that Republicans who deny global warming are missing a prime opportunity to blame black people for something *new*.   @aedison (Avery Edison) – 44

If you've ever voted against new funding for public schools, it's you I'm thinking of as I stand in the self-checkout line.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 43

Since I got married I haven't been able to masturbate because I only believe in choking free roaming chickens.   @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 41

[funnyihope]

Some uhhh platonic Ralbert nonsense? Them being absolute shits?

Always tease each other but will destroy anyone else who does the same

Were gonna sing “popular” for their school talent show but couldn’t bc they kept fighting over who got to be Elphaba

Albert is a football player, Race is a cheerleader. They have athlete solidarity

ULTIMATE wingmen for each other (if by ultimate u mean embarrassing)

They have big scary animal fans solidarity too

Race likes horses (duh) and Albert likes lions

Call each other Bert and Track when they are angry at each other (or fake angry)

Help each other cheat on tests

Try to “out friend” Jack and Crutchie

They succeed because Jack and Crutchie are dating

And will not strop bragging abt it

Get voted “best bromance” in their senior year

[thisweekingundamwing]

TWIGW: July 1 - July 7

Hello again, fandom peeps! Thank you to everyone who submitted works this week. If you sent something or tagged us and you don’t see it here, please let us know and we’ll update the post (I’m pretty sure Tumblr is still being wonky with the notifications).

Thanks again!

--Mod Rem

Fanfiction:

Aratziel

El silencio

Duo odiaba el silencio.

«Drabble que participa en la onceava convocatoria de "Gundam Wing Yaoi en Español" (página de facebook)».

Pairings: 1x2

Warnings: Yaoi

Cuándo y quién

Nadie escoge el momento en que se enamora, ni de quien.

Pairings: 1x2

Warnings: Yaoi

Decadencia

Solo había muerto un ser humano más de los muchos que habitaban el planeta y el mundo no se detendría por eso, todo continuaba, él era el único que se había detenido.

Pairings: 1x2

Warnings: Yaoi

@duointherain

The Dirt Under Our Fingernails

Duo's living a simple life, trying to stay out of trouble as much as he can, missing Heero. Things are never simple.

Pairings: 1x2

Warnings: Gritty, Get Together

Kalloway

The Noodle Incident

He, Duo Maxwell, was a genius. With a big mouth. At least one of those things was true.

And he knew which one.

Pairings: 2x6

Warnings: Post-Canon

Luvsanime02

Sparks of Memory

Quatre is waiting for the sparks to burn out, but Dorothy is sad to see them go.

Warnings: Post-Series, Light Angst, Cocktail Friday

An Unexpected Encounter

Trowa only meant to pick up a hot guy at a club. He definitely didn't mean to end up being haunted.

Pairings: 3x5, MxR

Warnings: Major Character Death, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Language, Sexual Content, Supernatural Elements, Humor, Fandom Trumps Hate 2018, Past Character Death, Minor Character Death, Angst

Nico_Nightwind

Recast Steel: Survival

Libra fell. Everyone is coping in their own way, some wanting to forget, some wanting to challenge and change the world again, but it’s far from over. You don’t always get what you want… but you usually find a way to make it all work for you one way or another. After all, the only thing to do when you find yourself beaten on the side of the road is get up and start walking again.

Survival is the first step. After that? Depends on what you want. Priorities offer stunning views of a man's true colors.

Pairings: 1&Mariemaia, 2&OCs, R&D, R&OCs, 5&OCs

Warnings: Violence, Underage, Post-War, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Families of Choice, Angst, Angst and Humor, Angst and Feels, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Espionage, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Morally Ambiguous Character, Empathy, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Childhood Trauma, Psychological Trauma, Post-Apocalypse, Gritty, Sarcasm, Ensemble Cast, On the Run, Moral Ambiguity, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Politics, Human Trafficking, Broken Families, Rebellion, Survivor Guilt, Post-Canon, sorta - Freeform, Dubious Morality, Moral Dilemmas, Terrorism, Permanent Injury, Unconventional Families, Badass

@noelleian

Stroke of Midnight

Three wingmen, a rave, and a disgruntled man resigned to his fate. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Pairings: 3x4

Warnings: First Time, PWP, Gratuitous Smut, Fluff, Schmoop, Bondage, Kidnapping, Mutual Pining, Humor

QMC

Undercover (and other moments of questionable sanity)

Don't mind me…

Warnings: Silly, Humor

 Snippets:

@lifeaftermeteor - Quatre’s getting his first taste of politics 

 Headcanons / Meta / Discussions:

@by-ethan-fox - Favorite Masked Character: Zechs Marquise

@lifeaftermeteor - Mrs. Darlian

Fanart:

@cynfinnegan - Master list of Gundam Wing videos

@disturbed02girl - Duo’s Postcards #15 

@downwarddnaspiral - Duo as Hawkeye 

@lemontrash - Wufei 

@noromax - Heero and Relena

Calendar Events:

Cocktail Friday

https://gwcocktailfriday.tumblr.com/

A new prompt every Monday!

Submissions should be posted Fridays between 3 and 5pm EST, and tagged with @gwcocktailfriday

Interview with a Creator by @remsyk-blog @interview-with-a-creator

Remsyk has created an online interview for fandom creators to fill out and then she features one each week so that everyone in the fandom can learn a bit about each other.

This week features @kayura-sanada

If you haven’t filled out her interview, go! do! now!

Summer of Zechs @our-summer-of-zechs

Summer of Zechs IDEAS Post

Yesterday (July 7th) was the last day to vote. Check out the results! 

Read post for more details