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#vulcans are space elves
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Edited a bit BC this can apply well beyond straight guys or women:
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Me with my elvish Vulcan space prince:
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(I feel so seen)
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headcanonperson · 4 months
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Star Trek's Vulcans are basically Space Elves.
Allow me to explain:
-Pointy ears.
-Otherworldly Knowledge and Wisdom.
-(if taking care of themselves properly) can live for potentially thousands of years.
-Views humanity as innovative little babies.
-Mind Magic.
-Unique Martial Arts Techniques.
I rest my case.
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elgaladwen · 1 year
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Here for my space elves.
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alexeiadrae · 1 year
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Was watching Picard with my family tonight. My almost 9 year old, when she saw the Romulan, Laris, asked, “Is that an alien or an elf?”
Also, I am having big nostalgic feelings about this likely being the last time I’ll see the Next Gen crew together. I love and adore them so much and I want them all to live forever and it is sad seeing how old and frail Patrick Stewart is getting. It’s incredible that we even got them together again for Picard and special to get to watch it with our kids.
And I’m probably going to be crying like a baby by the end of it.
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ronqueesha · 9 months
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Since I’m still in my Star Trek phase and also feeling renewed inspiration to write smut, there’s a big part of me that wants to create a new Vulcan OC who exists just to star in some filthy scifi smut.
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rsclopez · 1 month
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Food for thought:
Letant would totally learn how to ballroom dance(especially the waltz & tango) so he can show these hoes what theyre missing. Use it during diplomatic soirees with his human partner. He’d be the Loki type stirring some shit and making the Vulcans(hates PDA) & Humans(men-hating that theyre being one upped by a Romulan who got those moves; women-envious that Letant learned how to dance for his partner) raise their eyebrows through the roof.
Meanwhile
Vreenak,Koval,Parem,Bochra are so used to his shit that they might even take up dancing when they see how “fun”(psyops) and annoying it becomes to everyone. (Shows Romulan superiority by learning to dance wayyyyy better than these humans)Hey these mofos are the spiciest space elves and they show it with those sexy moves.
Think(tango scene antonio banderas take the lead)
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Thusly they will be called spicy space elves by the rest of the federation.
@deepspacedukat @toebeans-mcgee @ensignsimp
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kreauxlighe · 1 year
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Gaymer Au Snippet
Alright so. A few people throughout the mp100 fandom have been like lol what if they were gamers tho? which is top tier content, A+, big brain work. so i've started writing a gaymer au fic and i love it so much and @crownorclover has been brainstorming and developing the plot with me and its AAA i feel normal about it. so normal. anyway i'm like 25k into this thing and wanna share a bit.
all you need to know going in is that reigen has borrowed tome's switch so that he and serizawa can play a game and reigen knows next to nothing about anything game-related. it is. so tragic. he & wawa have just moved one of the couches and the tv into the massage room in the office.
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“Alright fine, I guess that’s that then, we’re good to go.” He looked around the room once more before turning to Serizawa, “How you feeling, big guy?”
He managed a strangled sort of sound which Reigen seemed to think was the result of general game-playing nerves and not a result of what he’d just called him.
“Remember, trial run. No pressure. If you don’t like doing this we’ll stop and do something else. Watch a…movie or something, I don’t know, I don’t really hang out with people anymore I don’t know how this works but it’s fine we’ll figure it out I think I’m gonna have another cup of coffee do you want a cup of coffee?”
“Uh…no.” Maybe he wasn’t the only one feeling anxious about this. Maybe normal people got anxious about hanging out, properly hanging out, with friends for the first time too.
“Oh. Okay.” He sat in his office chair. So he supposed he wasn’t getting more coffee then. Probably for the best.
Serizawa got settled on the couch, it only had two seats really, leaving the seat between him and Reigen empty, save for his hoodie. He navigated to the users and it was immediately clear which one Tome had designated for Reigen. It was just called ‘Stingy Old Man’ and the icon was Tom Nook. Serizawa had to try very hard not to laugh.
“Well we’re changing that right now,” Reigen said.
“Okay, what should I rename it to?”
Reigen was already chewing on a choco pie, “Just call it Serirei.”
“...what?”
“That’s our names mashed together.”
“No, I know that I…okay.” He didn’t have the mental fortitude to explain ship names to Reigen. Hopefully Tome wouldn’t either. Once that mortifying ordeal was settled they moved on to profile picture.
“Oh, let’s use the little elf dude.”
“...Link?”
“If that’s his name.”
“Link is not an elf,” Serizawa said, “he’s Hylian.” He supposed he was grateful Reigen didn’t call him Zelda.
“Which is basically a fantasy elf, isn’t it?”
“No, an elf is already fantasy.”
“He’s got pointy ears.”
“So do vulcans!”
“And those are just space elves.”
Serizawa buried his face in his hands. This man wanted to stream to anyone with an internet connection and he didn’t know Link’s name, he didn’t know what a Switch was, he didn’t know games were digital. It would be a nightmare. Or his ineptitude would make him very popular. There really wasn’t any way to tell.
“You okay, big guy?”
“Mhm,” he said into his hands.
“Haven’t given up on me already, have you?”
He dragged his hands down his face, “No. Just… promise me you’ll never call vulcans space elves again.”
Reigen leaned over the empty space of the couch, putting his hand on Serizawa’s shoulder. “Serizawa,” he said softly and Serizawa could feel his entire face get warm, “I will never make that promise.” He slapped his shoulder, “Let’s pick a game!”
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please scream with me about them i feel SO NORMAL
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laney-rockin · 5 months
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Y'all think there's at least one human being on a starship that keeps thinking that Vulcan's are just space elves?
For example there would be an ensign on the Enterprise working under Spock that maybe read LOTR one too many times and now cannot see their commanding officer as anything other than a mystical star elf that also happens to know computing and astrophysics.
I like to think there's a little band of these people and all of them without fail have learned Vulcan just because it's more practical than the old fictional language of elvish.
I also like to think that if/when Kirk read LOTR he pokes a little bit of fun before Spock is quick to note that Vulcan's had their own version of elves that were just human beings and that he can 100% do the same type of jokes back to Kirk.
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el-im · 2 years
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I feel like another issue I have with the new trek alien designs is that a lot of them seem to….like push designs to be more generic? I guess? Idk if that makes sense? But like if you look at the Klingons they’re just space orcs instead of like being recognizable as Klingons , the tellarites are just space boar ppl instead of just having a pig nose that happens to be in the design, the romulans/Vulcans have been dumbed down into just space elves bc they have pointy ears. Like they just wear the same boring robes and it just seems like they didn’t look at source material when they were doing them? Idk it’s just like where’s the Vulcan calligraphy on the robes ya know, and like the ridiculous updo and necklaces and stuff.
i can see what you mean! the designs have this strange combination of being intricately detailed and still being... toned down. i don't know how else to explain it. a lot of the redesigns i've seen make them appear a lot.. subtler ? i think if it were up to me + i had all this new prosthetic + makeup technology at my disposal, i'd focus on adding smaller details into the preexisting designs--putting more/finer ridges on the noses of the ferengi, giving them more folds in their ears... but not straying far from the original silhouette for em. i'd love to have seen a more complex approach to the previous designs (like i think ent did so well with adding more detail to the andorians/tellarites).
& yeah i must agree i do find the... elevation of a lot of the designs to simpler/elegant costuming elements + what have you to be a little dull (reminds me of this post). i think 1/2 the fun of the original trek series (which in my mind is tos-ent) was that it was a little more personalized (a little less sanitized), and that it had a sense of smallness. the most recent trek show i've seen was the first season of picard, and that, in contrast, seemed a lot larger + emptier. their use of space + costuming all ties into it, but it does create a sort of... feeling of vastness that i don't particularly find appealing
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rjalker · 1 year
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sebaceans and centauri get a free pass as humanoid aliens because the way they're written does not let you forget they aren't actually human.
Especially with sebaceans.
then there's Spock. who despite having elf ears isn't actually that biologically different from a human. vulcans are boring. I really don't care about space elves.
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ovletoak · 11 months
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Thinking about how Vulcans are basically space elves
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dyns33 · 2 years
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Me : "I like both Heroic fantasy and Space opera. Of course, LOTR is my fav, and next to that it's Star Trek. Star Wars is not bad, but not my thing." 
Brain, holding Mando and Poe : "Try that again." 
Me : "... Dragons, elves, magic, and next to that Vulcans." 
Brain : "Yes. Tall armoured guy with a baby, and cute silly pilot. It's a tie. You can't fight me." 
Me : "... And Super heroes stories ? Daredevil, Loki, Moon Knight, Batman." 
Brain : "Why do you need to complicate things? We can love everything. We don't have to play favorite."
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pantestudines · 2 years
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Modern Vulcans are just one branch of space elves. The original space elves became balls of conscious light, but before that spread themselves around the galaxy. Other proto-vulcan space elves left Vulcan and seeded themselves around the galaxy, before ending up on Romulus to make the other main branch of modern space elves. Vulcans are just the weird psionic cult descendents that lived until modern day. Vulcanoids are everywhere. You cannot stop the Space Elves
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ronqueesha · 6 months
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What Star Trek race has the kinkiest sex, do you think?
Good question.
Orions are up there. The Lower Decks episode this week confirmed that Orion sex dungeons are extremely common. And largely serve as places for males to get high off pheromones and do literally anything Orion women ask of them. Weddings have a daddy/daughter knife throwing dance. So if that's a family friendly tradition, who knows what might happen in the bedroom on an Orion wedding night.
It's also possible that humans are the nastiest of all the alpha quadrant species. In the same Lower Decks episode this week, Mariner said that free-love sex clubs are common on Earth (a big nod to Gene Roddenberry himself. Like all 20th century scifi writers he was super horny. A part of his vision of a future utopia was a place where consequence-free orgies were the norm) Since Earth is a post-scarcity society where everyone is free to live however they want, that would give people a lot of time to explore what they like with other like-minded people. DS9 also has a brilliant speech that explains humans are not quite as enlightened as they pretend to be. So perhaps in private, humans really are the biggest freaks in the galaxy.
It's not strictly canon, but a lot of Star Trek beta canon mentions a holonovel series called "Vulcan Love Slave". Which at least ties into the idea that other species think that Vulcans get super nasty behind closed doors. Especially when they're in fuck-or-die Ponn Farr mode.
It's also not 100% canon, but Andorians have been said to have at least 4 biological sexes that are necessary for having children. So even vanilla Andorian sex for the purpose of procreation might get freaky from a human point of view.
My heart says Romulans. But mostly because Romulans are my favorite and I adore the idea of evil space elves having freaky sex because they don't have the same emotional control as Vulcans do.
You know who I think actually ISN'T very wild, at least comparatively? Klingons. We know that their mating practices are HEAVILY ritualized, and involve a great deal of violent courtship before any actual mating happens. Klingon sex might be rough and violent, but something tells me they don't often indulge in much beyond that.
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corrach · 1 year
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I totally just realized that Vulcans and Klingons are space elves and space orcs
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deepspacedukat · 1 year
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One last time for tonight (it’s Azora because you can’t get rid of me 😂) so I wanted to show you what I found about pre-reform Vulcans I’m on that kick again (they are like hot space elves I swear) anyway “ In terms of murder, an ancient Vulcan tradition stated 'Suffer the death of thine enemy' as the race were touch telepaths and the death of another often meant that the murderer had to accept their pain. As such, even in pre-Reform times, the Vulcans were selective about who they murdered.”
Babe, I would never ever want to get rid of you! Like I said, you’re one of my favorite people! ILYSM 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Oooooh, Pre-Reform murder policies! 👀 Color me intrigued. That would be an interesting subject to expound upon. They really are like hot space elves, you’re so right, my wise friend 💚 Beautiful, pointy-eared space elves... I wonder if I could convince them a reverse harem was logical.
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