#waif ask

[okamirayne]

Happy New Year Rayne! 🥳 Re-reading HHU and just wondering…how does Kakashi get on with Waif? Or vice versa right? 😆 I know Kakashi prefers the k-9s to the kitties. Just for my own BtB head-canon bc it looked like Waif was pretty chill with Ibiki and Raido so wondering how the copy-nin faired! 😘

Heya Anon!

Happy New Year to you too, sweetie! 🙌🏼

...how does Kakashi get on with Waif? Or vice versa right?

Ha, yes, vice versa alright. Waif is not sold on Kakashi. Might have something (or everything) to do with the ninken company Kakashi keeps, or perhaps something to do with Waif’s weird but random territorial antics with Genma — that said, right you are re: Raidō.

Waif shares very well with Raidō and would probably attach himself permanently to the Namiashi if he wasn’t already masochistically taken with Genma — for whatever reason that is. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😉

So yes. While the worst Raido and Ibiki get are cat hairs, Kakashi has a few bloody souvenirs from Waif — though to be fair, so does Genma. Solidarity.

Genma’s solution:

Attack back.

Kakashi’s solution:

Mists himself in cat-repellent…🍋 …which is preferable to smelling like dog.

As for Waif’s absurd level of ease and comfort around Ibiki? It’s a mystery to the world and an insufferable annoyance to Ibiki. 😉

Thanks for revisiting HHU despite its WIP status. 🙏🏼

[ragnarokhound]

Hey hun are you ready for our date tonight?

Anyways not to #wifepost twice in one day, but you could definitely write a filthy little dirty story about jason digging a bullet out of tim but it’s like a sex thing. Lots of potential for dirty dirty sex (I’m the only one allowed to leave marks on you)

Oh my god, babe!! Let me throw together a fit, this is such a nice surprise~ 😘

And twice in one day? 😳you're spoiling me, omg

Anyone who's read my 15k teen wolf fic or my soulmates!au for jaytim week this year should already know that I am a sucker for 'bullied into the bathroom and gruffly taken care of' so this scenario activates all of my symptoms at once

I could definitely write a filthy little dirty story that's just one scene i prommy it'll just be the one scene because that's all you need right

Jason busting down the door of a safehouse with Tim in hand, Tim hissing while also trying to lie to Jason that he's fine, it's just a graze--

"Bullshit," Jason snarls at him. Bullshit it was a graze. The blood on Jason's gloves says otherwise.

(AAAND I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO WRITE IT TODAY BECAUSE I DO HAVE WIPS I NEED TO FINISH IN A TIMELY FASHION, BUT THANKS FOR ADDING ANOTHER ONE TO THE PILE, LOVE)

But for reference, things this ought to feature:

Tim making whimpering, bitten off and breathy moaning noises that are all rooted in pain

Jason getting angry because those noises aren't for him, not really, it's someone else's bullet lodged in Tim--

Jason getting angry because he shouldn't be thinking like that, Tim's hurt and Jason needs to take care of him, but he also needs to stop looking at Jason like that, with low, hooded eyes and tears leaking out of the corners to streak past his red, panting mouth--

Jason so afraid because Tim's eyes are fluttering closed, stay awake babybird, stay awake baby, please--

Tim waking up with Jason curled around him, a possessive hand on his neck, a protective hand on his bandages, and wishing in the privacy of his own mind that at least one of the bruises throbbing under his skin had been given to him by Jason instead

[angeldoe1111]

the amount of grammatical or spelling mistakes I find in creepy or mean anonymous asks is unholy.

[teecupangel]

Hello Teacup! I just need you to know I've basically devoured everything on your AO3 and a multitude of the snippets here and I've adored everything!

But now I have a Thought that I must share.

Imagine Umar Ibn-La'Ahad is mid-mission, fleeing Saladin's tent and just about to attack a general in his way, only for said general to be knocked unconscious by a young boy. He looks a bit like Umar's son too.

The two stare at each other for a moment before the boy opens his mouth.

"You're a bit shit at this, aren't you?"

The boy disappears in the chaos and Umar returns to Masyaf safely if a bit put out at being called out like that and worried for the boy.

Later, Saladin sends a message stating he will retreat on the condition of compensation for his concussed General, warning them that he would have demanded the Assassin's head had the General died. (In other news, Ahmad also returned to Masyaf looking very disgruntled and ruffled, muttering about nosy boys and he WAS a Master Assassin thank you very much.)

So all's well that ends well. Except that no one has any idea who this kid is or where he came from.

Umar wants to know if the boy is ok.

Ahmad has a small grudge and is sulking a bit. (Abbas is also holding a grudge in solidarity.)

Al Mualim wants to see if this boy could be of use.

Altair just wants to thank the person who saved his father. (He can read between the lines.)

Meanwhile, Deaged!Desmond is kicking himself for opening his mouth like that in front of Altair's father. All he wanted to do was make sure Umar got out safely! (and maybe rescuing Ahmad would ensure Abbas didn't grow into such a dick.) The next stop though is Jerusalem for the Apple. He'll go from there.

(There's a Tiny!OP!Desmond loose in the Levant. Nobody knows what he's going to do next, least of all Tiny!Desmond.)

Thank you! It always makes me happy hearing/reading how you guys adore my stories in AO3 and the snippets/ideas here in Tumblr <3

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Okay, you know what would be funny? If said general knew that it wasn’t an Assassin who knocked him out. Noooo, he definitely saw it was a boy.

And he also know the Assassin he was chasing saw the boy as well.

So the main reason why he asked Saladin to just ask for compensation was because his pride was wounded so badly that he just wants this entire situation to end already. He’s afraid Umar would tell everyone that a boy, a waif, was the real culprit and he’s too honorable to lie.

When Umar goes to them with the compensation, he can’t even look into Umar’s eyes and Umar ignores him because he’s worried of how Saladin would take it if he does say that it was all that boy’s fault.

They asked him if any wayward brothers had returned during the night and he has no real idea what they’re talking about, only realizing they were asking when he saw that Ahmad had left, mumbling about how some waif had no reason to tell him to take care of his son better, who does he think he is?

So now Umar is wondering who this child is…

And why their paths seemed to be intersecting strangely too much.

Unorganized Notes:

Desmond is either super unlucky or the Calculations is at play because he bumps into Umar too many times that he stopped counting already.

I’m thinking Desmond is around Altaïr’s age because (1) it would make him knocking out a general two or three times his age funnier and (2) it would make Umar’s worry for him easily meld into Desmond reminding him of Altaïr and he can try to reason it’s because of the similar age and not because Desmond… pretty much have some of Altaïr’s mannerism.

You know what would be funny? If the general finally confesses to Saladin and Saladin starts to get curious about this ‘waif’. This would mean another powerful man is out looking for him.

Desmond is winging the entire thing but is also being chased by the Templars because he stole the Apple right under their noses (in this idea, there are already Templars in Levant but they were lying low, waiting for the perfect time to infiltrate the vault underneath the temple when Desmond did his thing).

Desmond turns into an ‘urban legend’ among the Assassins who say that seeing him means some shit is gonna go down. There are even whispers that he’s a harbinger of chaos and destruction because that’s what usually happens when he’s there. (It’s really not. Desmond is mostly stealthy and a lot of Assassins don’t actually see him and they just start attributing those chaotic ‘issues’ to him because… well… they needed a reason XD)

Altaïr starts to think of him as this… strange person who caught his father’s attention which means he caught Altaïr’s attention. Whether that’s a good thing or not is up to you XD

Abbas and Altaïr are friends here but they have differing thoughts about the ‘harbinger’ with Altaïr wanting to meet him (and maybe tie him up so he can bring him to his father) while Abbas wants to punch him because he always feels annoyance about him thanks to Ahmad always being annoyed when he hears the word ‘harbinger’.

The Al-Sayfs want no part in any of these… except Kadar. Kadar supports Altaïr 100% even if it’s something illegal. That’s just a fact at this point.

[maingh0st]

What do you imagine Jude looks like physically: Tall, short, curvy, slender, fat, muscular, toned, etc… and how pretty do you think Jude is? Like average looking but pretty enough, Celebrity pretty, Physically extremely beautiful BUT not as beautiful as the faeries, or just very beautiful and to humans a rare beauty but a different beauty from the faerie, etc…

truly i think she just looks so average (in a human sense)—which is not to say she isn't beautiful (i think every human is interesting and beautiful in their own way) but like. she's mortal in a world of faeries, which means her beauty is going to pale in comparison to the unearthly nature of her surroundings. i honestly don't love when people depict her as model-perfect—she's sleep-deprived, literally poisoning herself, and more concerned with making time for her daily workout than having perfect eyeliner. she sweats, musses her hair, tears her clothing, and wears pants even as queen for the sheer convenience

also, she's so buff. just a moderately short, absurdly buff, resting bitchface queen. i love her so much

[urbeautifulandiminsane]

pls send me asks i’m so bored

[goldengroovy]

*hold up microphone to you*

So how does it feel seeing the art submitted for the Olnf week event being retweeted by the official GB Patch twitter account?

pretend that i didn't accidentally reply to this ask late because it was buried in my notifs cough cough

ANYWAYS HELLO SAPPHO LOVELY TO SEE YOU!! its so giddy actually i genuinely like.. ran around my room the first time it happened like hello?? this is wild????? im literally giggling thinking about it ITS SO AWESOME

im so so ready for the same thing to happen with olba week too ngehehehehehsh

[sylvaridreams]

hi.

[ragnarokhound]

hey it’s me ur wife. can u pick up more olive oil on the way home?

shaking ur secretary!jason fic in my teeth like a dog with a bone. tim is knee deep in the metaphorical passenger seat for jason, huh. And you wrote jason SO hot. Phone overheated reading it, won’t even lie. guarantee you they did so much roleplay in that relationship after. Tim is so turned on by jason in a tie it’s ridiculous

Hi honey, you got it 😘 want me to pick up ur fave snacks too, or are we stocked up I can never remember

Aldfkskal omgggg tysm 💖 Secretary!Jason fic lives in my heart rent free and was 100% intended to torture Tim with how hot Jason Todd is in a white-collar setting lmfao so I'm happy to hear that it WORKED 😘 knee deep in the passenger seat? Honey, he barely even made it out of his seatbelt, he just leaned over the center console and went to town lmfao

Fr, I kid you not, when Jason took Tim's tie off he was absolutely supposed to use it in the scene somehow? Gagging Tim with it or maybe tying his wrists or blindfolding him or something... But they took it somewhere else without permission from me and the tie got left behind lmao. So you can bet that they got around to misusing Tim's tie during their other, uh, one-on-one performance meetings they held in Tim's office that month UwU

[allieinarden]

I'm surprised they DIDN'T explore the Nelson and Marge pair up more later on, especially because I don't think they're really done an episode where Homer and Nelson are a duo causing mayhem and that almost writes itself (wait did they have them in like a Big Brothers plotline or something but even if they did CRIMINALLY underutilized)

As a matter of fact they actually did have them in a plot like that because the show has been on so long that not only did Marge and Homer separately foster the same kid who also dated Lisa and befriended and unbefriended Bart repeatedly, but Nelson is not even the only character you could say this about.

[swanmittens]

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“Some stories aren't meant to be sold

Some words aren't meant to be told

I want to leave them underneath the nightstand to be forgotten

Or remembered should my thoughts come upon them in the middle of the night after a long beach day

Or by you, some afternoon, to thumb through with your worn warm after-work hands

I love you, but you don't understand me, I'm a real poet!

My life is my poetry, my love making is my legacy!

My thoughts are about nothing, and beautiful, and for free” ~Salamander, Lana Del Rey

(more pics in this dress bc i luv it)

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[rubbarband]

“I licked you; so you’re mine now.” The faerie smirks cheekily.

send ‘I licked you so you’re mine now’ for my muse’s reaction.

-

@princessquinnella

"Wasn't getting married enough for you? Ewww." He'd wipe off his cheek from the annoying scent of Saliva, moreso annoying cause of his intense ability to smell.

[justablah56]

ehehdhe listening to my friends song recommendations :] we'll see if I fall asleep again while listening to these bcs ough they are so soft and I am so tired these are lovely

[urbeautifulandiminsane]

If you were turned into a fruit then what would you be?

i’d be a blackberry i think

[godlizzza]

I love how you write but especially how you write Herbert and his attraction to Dan! I feel like so many fanfictions make Herbert this unfeeling robot who is incapable of being thirsty for Dan

Thanks! I think Herbert would be so bitter at himself for being attracted to Dan. Like, Oh, im attracted to my conventionally attractive, straight-laced roommate? I'm getting little schoolgirl butterflies in my stomach at his dumb handsome face? How typical!!

Hed resist it but in his heart he just wants a strong man to sweep him off his feet and do science with him. And Dan is that man, much to his annoyance.

[oscartheghost]

poor antoinette, she had the misfortune of being wooed by the most fucked up fuckboy alive. or unalive I guess. she looked so good in a suit too.