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Football fan stripped naked by rivals and walked out of the stadium by the police
Location: Bulgaria 🇧🇬 (Plovdiv)
Year: 2013
Genre: Stripped Naked, Walk of Shame
During the football match between two bulgarian teams: Lewsky and CSKA Sofia, two fans of Lewsky was caught spying on the sector of CSKA. Their job was to find out how many of the CSKA fans will be coming back home to Sofia so the Lewsky hooligans would be able to beat them up. After getting exposed as spies (or "rats"), two men were beaten. One of them escaped, and the other one was stripped naked and couldn't leave the enemy sector despity trying, which required him to be rescued by the police and it took quite of time to take him out of site.
The Naked Man (NM)
Name: Georgi Kolchakov
Age: 20
Nationality: Bulgarian (city of Pazardzhik)
The man has been identified because the story has been widely covered in bulgarian football society. It turned out he was a son of a local bulgarian politician.
Sadly, there is no link to his social media and based on the advanced search we cannot determine the man's present profile.
After getting stripped, the naked man has been trapped on the wrong side of the fence and he couldn't climb over the fence to leave the danger zone. After few minutes the police arrived and the man has been escorted out of the stadium. His walk of shame has begun. As he was being walked out with his ass out, the other men were looking at him and his humiliation.
We can notice that the man was wearing only socks. This means not only his clothes were taken away from him but also his shoes. As usual, the man's socks has been left on to make him look even more stupid and to enhance his humiliation.
After reaching the exit of the stadium, it turned out the gate is closed and the police cannot get the naked man out of the site.
The police officers told him to walk back and sit down with his bare ass and wait until they open the gate. All this time his rivals were observing him and seeing him naked.
The Clothed Men (CM)
The men with clothes were techinically the whole stadium, including the naked man's rivals, stewarts and police officers. We estimated there could had been thousands of them. The one that stood nearest were probably the ones who had stripped the man naked.
You can notice that some of the men are smiling. Some of them are laughing out loud. And some of them are yelling. The naked man was surrounded by his rival and had to suffer from being mocked and laughed at. One man was spotted telling the naked man to leave the stadium, pointing his arm and finger upstairs, indicating he could had been saying something like "Walk out, get the fuck out of here".
Right after the man was stripped, he was trying to leave the rival's sector by climbing on the fence. Because of being naked and without shoes, he couldn't climb on causing other man to laugh at him. We could spot one guy that clearly is smiling while looking at the naked man.
It is estimated that the man spent about 6-7 minutes naked on the stadium, among hundreds of clothed men that were his rivals. He was walked back and forth by the police in search of the exit. All this time he was covering his dick but his ass was on the display for all that time. And it will remain to be seen on the internet forever.