#walking for seniors

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m happy that Belphie and Grim are friends, but I have……mixed feelings, about how he’s begun modelling his behaviour off her. she is SUCH a cranky grandma, and now I have my tiny kitten whining and grumbling over everything just like she does

[kiwoa]

i don't post her here often, as she *hates* cameras, but i figured for today she deserves to be shown as the brilliant star she is. happy birthday, opal!

[jdms-flat-ass]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, sideways, upside down, back to front, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on the train tracks, on a plane, in the car, in the dumpster, on a motorcycle, on the back of a truck, next to the urinal, on a trampoline, in the pool, in the garden, bent over 180 degrees, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, mouth watering, ass clenching, ass licking, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, thigh quaking, knuckle cracking, booty ripping, jaw dropping, jaw tearing, hair pulling, teeth chattering, mind boggling, soul snatching. overstimulating, vile, sloppy, coma inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bleeding, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, stimky, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone crushing, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, Noah’s ark, devious, scrumptious, stupefying, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head spinning, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat dripping, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, expecto patronim, expelliarmus, lip locking, skin shedding, eye twitching, pussy popping, nail chipping, back shots, spectacular, insanity, panty dropping, magnificent, unique, extraordinarv, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming like rabies, from the red sea to the demilitarized zone, in front of the president, the FBI listening in, while riding the camel, in outer-space, with cock-big19, with a broken leg, bare-face, on the stage at a concert…

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[latenighttalkinqwp]

the super seniors back at it 🥳🥳

[kane-turu]

Arcana's boss form fandesign

[thedungeonbat]

Todays sunrise, a walk in a beautiful park, and late night math homework

trying to get as much done as possible because next week is already filled with exams and appointments…

[tayloralisonswift]

ohhh there’s a light. ohhhhhhh there’s a light. YOUR! ALBATROSS! LET IT GO LET IT GOOOO. YOUR! ALBATROSS! SHOOT IT DOWN SHOOT IT DOOOOOWN. when you just can’t shake the weight of living. when you just can’t seem to shake the weight of living IT’S THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN IN YOUR EYES IN YOUR EYES. IT’S THE SUUUUUUUUUN IN YOUR EYES IN YOUR EYES. IT’S THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN IN YOUR EYES IN YOUR EYES. IT’S THE SUUUUUUUNNNNNNN IN YOUR EYES IN YOUR EYES! btw!

[saturn-sends-hugs]

In honor of our first Wednesday without an episode:

Echo and Crosshair get to talking on the long flight back to Pabu.

:D

pov me getting steamrolled by this idea at like midnight on the 4th lol

i wrote this one super fast DURING MY EXAM WEEK so don’t expect too much lol

full of fluffy banter, Crosshair whump, and… well let’s just say my classic Echo trope lol

taglist below cut:

@inkstainedhandswithrings @the-bi-space-ace @floundrickthewayfarer @ihaventpiickedausername @arctrooper69 @myrtlesb

(p.s. if y’all would rather only be tagged in Slow Down updates or something let me know!)

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[introspectivememories]

Missing your veil inspired model Bernard au if you have any more ideas for it please share would love to hear them 🙏🏻🙏🏻

god i havent thought about this au in sooo long but i do have some hc!! (og veil!au posts here and here)

so after the Billboard Incident, tim becomes, like, obsessed, with bear and he doesn't realize it's bernard until he's on like a 2am deep dive and finds out that "bear" is just bernard's modeling name and his real name is bernard dowd

and tim's a little confused bc what the hell is bear doing modeling??? back when then were in high school, bear used to talk all the time about cooking

but also, tim's famous!!! bear's famous!!! why did he never reach out?

and then one day, tim's doing like a photoshoot to announce the new wayne collab with some up and coming modeling house and the director of the photoshoot says that he'll be working with another model

cool, whatever, at least he gets to work with a pro right? and the door opens and out comes bear with his hair artfully tousled and lips painted a pretty pink and he's wearing clothes that show off his broad shoulders and oh my god, the fucking boner is back

and as he discreetly tries to hide it, he opens his mouth to greet bear except, bear's eyes go stone cold and the grip on his coffee cup gets tighter

"what the hell is this?" bear says coldly and then he turns around to talk to his manager

"you said i wouldn't have to work with him. in fact, it was the one thing you promised me, when i signed that contract."

tim sinks back into seat stunned as bear's manager drags him off for a quick conversation. when bear comes back the shoot goes off without a hitch but bear says nothing but the bare minimum to him the whole time

tim pulls bear's manager aside to talk privately before the shoot ends

"did i do something wrong?" / "mister drake, you know i can't tell you what my client has told me in private and even if i could, i still wouldn't"

"i havent seen him since high school. i just wish i knew what he was mad about."

"mister drake, more than bernard being my most valuable client, he is also my friend. i can't and i won't tell you the reason but, you look like a good guy. and in all honesty, i think you'd be good for him. so i'll leave you with a hint: maybe it's not about what you did do, and more about what you didn't do."

"if you're his friend, why're you helping me?"

"bear's good now, he'll be great when he can move on from whatever's stopping him. i think it's you. this hurt has been festering for almost a decade and if we're being brutally honest, it's your fault. so you fix it, so that my bernard can be up there with the greats."

bear's manager turns to leave and right before he exits the door he looks back and says, "and if all else fails mister drake, just remember that apologies are usually a good place to start."

[slimmestslime]

wimbling on my last day of being a junior

[jdms-flat-ass]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN | stylish old man

[bpdnchill]

Having a senior dog as a chronically ill person is so funny, it's just both of us staring at the rain at 8am and regretting our life choices.

[ajokeformur-ray]

do you ever just royally embarrass yourself at work because you have a minor anxiety induced freak out? Because same 💀

[emmiewlw]