#war of roses

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: “Okay… There has been a lot of talk about stretching…”

Weiss: “It’s good."

Ruby: “It hurts."

Jaune: “That didn’t really clear things up for me...Is this one of those ‘yes and no’ things?”

Weiss: “Yeah. It is."

Jaune: “So…”

Weiss: “Yes?”

Ruby: “What is it? Go on. Don’t leave us in suspense.”

Jaune: “I got to ask. Would it be better if I was bigger?”

Weiss: “Would it be better if our boobs were bigger?”

Ruby: “Yeah?”

Jaune: “Not necessarily… it’s about… it’s about the ratio more than it’s about the size of any one part of your figure. It has to be in proportion. You both are very proportional. Your boobs could be slightly bigger or smaller and you would still be proportional and in the ratio. But it wouldn’t change much. If you put a set of double d’s on either of you it wouldn’t make you more attractive so much as it would make me worry about your back.”

Ruby: “Okay… I hear that. I guess that makes sense. It’s sort of the same with little Jaune.”

Weiss: “Your size is good. Too much bigger and it would be all hurt. Too much smaller and it wouldn’t hurt at all." *Makes an okay gesture at Jaune*

Jaune: “And the hurting is good?”

Weiss: “So good.”

Ruby: “I don’t know. I think if it was a little smaller...I don’t know."

Jaune: “No. Wait.”

Weiss: “I hear her. Sometimes when you get in there and start messing around it’s closer to ‘too much’ than it is to ‘hurts so good.’ But usually you get used to it and it starts hurting good.”

Jaune: “But not all the time? Sometimes it just hurts?”

Weiss gave a dainty shrug. Ruby gave a bobbing distant nod.

Jaune: “I don’t get it. What can help with that?”

Weiss: “Foreplay."

Ruby: “It’s very important. You usually do enough in that department so it’s fine.”

Jaune: “But you would prefer if it was… smaller?”

Weiss: “Eh."

Ruby: “Sometimes. Sometimes you come into the garage with too big a car and wreck up the place.”

Jaune: “And that’s bad."

Weiss: “Sometimes and sometimes not. Sometimes a girl wants to be treated gently and sometimes we want to be taken apart. We’ve talked about this.”

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: Aw Weiss~ It's so cute that you gave you and Jaune a family in the Sims!

Weiss: Ruby! Why are you looking at my Game!

Ruby: I just wanted to know what was going on! I do want to know though - why am I your maid?

Weiss: What Do you mean?

Ruby: I mean, you made a character that's obviously me, but you have me dressed in a Maid outfit! I don't wanna take care of you and your four kids!

Weiss: Four kid-

Weiss: Yes. Mine and Jaune's four kids with you as our Maid. That is the Set up.

Ruby: ... *Moves mouse to Occupation Tab*

Weiss: Ruby wait!

Sim!Ruby's Occupation; Level 4 Astronaut

Weiss: ...

Ruby: ... That Maid dress isn't for my Job, Is it.

Weiss: No.

Ruby: All of those kids aren't your's and Jaune's?

Weiss: No, they are, but they're also ... Your's.

Ruby: ... I'm telling Jaune.

Weiss: No the hell you aren't!

Ruby: Let me tell Jaune and I'll put on a maid outfit for you.

Weiss: Yes the Hell you may!

[epic-arc]

Remember Son…

Jaune and his father had just finished training and were resting until jaune's father puts his hand on jaune's shoulder and jaune would look at his father a little confused.

Papa Arc: Son, I'm going to tell you one of the most important lessons in life, okay?

Jaune: Oh okay dad…?

Papa Arc: Never fuck a grimm even if they are cute girls never have sex with one my son.

Jaune listened to that and was confused but he kept the information that his father had said and the years went by and Jaune was walking through forever fall until he was attacked by two mysterious figures and he looked up seeing that they were ruby ​​and weiss but they were hybrids of human and grimm.

Jaune(mind): Forgive me father but I have to break this promise!

[bookholichany]

Falling down the Shakespeare rabbit hole again...

Not very gracefully though I might add

[rambleonwithrosie]

The Lancastrian casting did NOT have to go this hard in the Hollow Crown... Like excuse me who said they could make ALL the Henrys hotties?

Like y'all I was already pro-Lancaster I didn't need this kinda propaganda to seduce- I mean induce me

[destinyh3art]

Watch "Richard III || Dynasty" on YouTube

So currently i am on this Aneurin Barnard obsession phase and it has been going on for quite a while. Like i am not able to move on from his performance as king Richard in the series. Hated the incest with the niece part and am very glad to know it most likely didn’t happen in real life. Btw, this edit just slaps.

[world-of-wales]

CONSORTS OF ENGLAND SINCE THE NORMAN INVASION (3/5) ♚

Anne Neville (June 1483 - March 1485)

Catherine of Aragon (June 1509 - May 1533)

Anne Boleyn (May 1533 - May 1536)

Jane Seymour (May 1536 - October 1537)

Anne of Cleves (January 1540 - July 1540)

Catherine Howard (July 1540 - February 1542)

Catherine Parr (July 1543 - January 1547)

Lord Guildford Dudley (July 1553 - July 1553)

Philip II of Spain (1554 – 1558)

[mamomare]

Ultimate Decades Challenge: 1420-1430 The final decade of the Brookers...

* TW: This post contains a plotline that includes babies and mothers who died during childbirth.

The curse of the heir mums dying young has finally, irrevocably changed this challenge. Felicity Brooker, the wife of Leif Brooker, did not pass her roll into Young Adulthood in 1423, and left behind a single, surviving child - a girl, named Olive. Olive, so far, has survived against all odds and can carry on the bloodline of the Brookers. However, her husband will become the new heir and will bring with him, a new name.

Comment below if you have any suggestions for the new family name!

Marriages [3]

1421 - Henry and Petra Chapman 1422 - Leif and Felicity Brooker 1425 - Callum and Marigold Armstrong Births [8] 1420 - Joyce Montague 1421 - Eira Everett 1423 - Lothar Montague, Olive Brooker 1424 - Rachel and Joy Everett 1425 - Agnes Everett 1428 - Ricard Everett

Deaths [9] 1420 - Eva Clifford (Dysentery) 1421 - Petrus de Burgh (Malaria) 1423 - Petra Shaw (Syphilis), Felicity Brooker (Tuberculosis) 1425 - Lucy Brooker (Heart attack) 1426 - Marigold Brooker (Hypothermia) 1427 - Colette Clifford (Pneumonia) 1428 - Galwin Bigod (Liver failure), Anika Shaw (Exhaustion) * Babies that never were [3]: Cassian Armstrong, Roger Chapman, Crispin Everett

Family Tree

Gameplay

[renegadesstuff]

She's hurt 🥺💔

[thetudorslovers]

"I present unto you Queen Elizabeth, your undoubted Queen"

Elizabeth Woodville was crowned Queen in Westminster Abbey on May 26, 1465; where both of her parents were present for the ceremony. The event made possible that their marriage to be finally announced and was recorded in "Coronation of Elizabeth Woodville" written by G. Smith, 1935, a contemporary account as:

"Clothed in mantel of purple and a coronal upon her head” beneath a purple silk canopy carried by four barons of the Cinque Ports."

After the royal procession left the abbey, the queen was led to her chamber, where she was dressed in purple surcoat and brought into the Hall to dine. Each time the queen took a bite, she herself removed her crown, putting it back when she was finished.  - David Baldwin's book Elizabeth Woodville: Mother of the Princes in the Tower.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Ruby: So they're letting you out?

Jaune: I got out of in patient care and I was in out patient care.

Ruby: You're free?

Jaune: All horizons.

Weiss: Atlas law requires you to see a therapist for nine weeks minimum. For the PTSD related issues.

Jaune: *clenches a fist* This fucking continent.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Do you want to join my Religion?

Weiss: What's your religion?

Jaune:

Weiss: Where do I sign up?

Ruby: ...

[epic-arc]

Jaune: I hardly slept last night did you sleep well last night? Weiss: Hmm no and i dont know why. Jaune: Well my mom told me when you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you. *Weiss drinks his coffee with an expression of confusion* Weiss: Who would be thinking about us at 3 a.m.? Jaune: I dont know... *Ruby was with them talking about that event and she was with her face blusing red* Ruby: [Bi panic]

[chimeresnervaliennes]

They put the *war* in war of roses

[fantastictyphoonpeanut]

Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick on the left, fights on foot against Lancastrian forces, Battle of Ferrybridge 28 March, 1461. Is wounded and so sits out on the Battle of Townton the next day, England's bloodiest battle...the first date is historical conjecture as it is possible that this battle and a subsequent engagement at Dittingdale AND Towton were all fought on the same day - the 29th...If the mounted figure is meant to be Baron Clifford? Shield is incorrect - right colours but diamonds should be squares...(FTP)