#warden calaba

[tomorobo-illust]

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Updating every Tuesday and Thursday Chapter 6 of Lone Emmet and Cub AU !

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Tangela get! :D

[acatpiestuff]

when you find out your coworker is ripped

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New Ingo Returns To Unova Idea, Ingo, Akari, and a few unfortunate clans people (Adaman, Irida, Melli, and Calaba) get thrown into Unova, completely on accident. They're in the middle of the street and someone beeps at them for blocking the way, yells out some profanities, and something just. CLICKS. in Ingo's brain.

And, much to the shock of everyone, he yells back. Aggressively.

"ENOUGH WITH YOUR ANNOYING ASS CLOWN HORN YOU FUCKING PUSSY, YOU GOT A COMPLAINT THEN GET OUTTA THE CAR AND GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE THE WHITES OF MY EYES BEFORE SAYING IT!!!"

The group stares at Ingo in shock. Ingo pauses and is also in shock. The street full of cars stop. Someone gets out of their car.

"Holy shit," they say. "Is that Subway Boss Ingo?"

Anyone who lives in Nimbasa can recognize that yell.

[moothebloo]

I can't get over how cool the new Legends Arceus cards are, I'm very happy we're still getting some Legends Arceus appreciation still 💖

[nell0-0]

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Calaba as moral support...? Oh Sinnoh-

[electric-blue24]

area man just having a time of it

[nartothelar]

delirious. sequel to this

- it took calaba 3 hours to properly treat and stabilize ingo

- the wound leaves a scar

- ingo won’t remember this

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“Now,” Arezu began whistfully, “Not to pit two exquisite Ladies against each other, but - if they had to fight, who do you think would win between Lady Lilligant and Lady Sneasler?”

“Sneasler,” Ingo replied instantly.

There was a hot second of stunned silence.

“No hesitation, huh,” Mai noted.

“I am basing myself purely on typing,” the man began explaining as he briefly stopped carving the second wooden spoon he would give as a traditional wedding gift to Palina and Iscan: “If both had been pure Fighting it would have been a perfectly fair fight, but Lilligant has the disadvantage of being part Grass, which Poison happens to be supereffective against.”

“That’s why your Tangela hates me,” Melli commented.

“She does not,” Ingo replied.

“Why does she suffocate me then?”

“I have told you already, her hugs are not an attempt at your life, she is simply made out of a mass of vines which can sometimes result in hazardous situations despite her best intentions.”

“Is there someone Lady Lilligant could take on?” Arezu distracted them.

Ingo turned to her without missing a beat: “Avalugg, Basculegion, and possibly Kleavor, though it would be a very tight match.”

“No she could not take on Lord Avalugg!” Gaeric blurted out.

“He is doubly weak to Fighting and his Rock type would not do him many favors against Grass,” the other man replied, shattering his hopes in one fell swoop.

“But he’s-!” the warden fumbled on his words for a moment, waving his arms vehemently to find a comprehensible enough way to explain himself before having to resort to just: “Big!”

“Fair argument!” Ingo admitted. “But typing wise, he’d be done for. It’s a very unfortunate pair, mostly on account of neither type covering the other’s weaknesses. He would similarly lose against Sneasler, Arcanine, Basculegion, Electrode, Kleavor, and... No, that should be it, I believe. Ursaluna would would put up a valuable effort, but wouldn't survive the Ice. My condolences, Miss Calaba.”

The woman didn’t even move from where she napped, just gave him an ok.

Melli laughed at the disheartened Gaeric.

Mai smacked him to get him to stop.

“He’d be good against Braviary,” Sabi predicted.

That got her a gentle pat on her head, away from the braids she was getting done: “Indeed,” Ingo nodded, “Flying is weak to both Ice and Rock. He’d also fare pretty badly against Kleavor - Bugs are awful for Psychic types.”

“But he’d be good against Sneasler?”

“Oh, he’d decimate her. Both of his types are supereffective against her. Wyrdeer too, she’d have no chance against him. For more information on how weak Poison is to Psychic please refer to Melli and his many defeats at the spoons of Alakazam.” and he ducked to evade a halfhearted slap. “Also Ursaluna! Ground is another powerful weakness of the vitriolic type. Congratulations, Miss Calaba.”

She gave him a thumbs up and continued not caring.

Palina hummed, struggling for a moment with Sabi’s green hair as she tried to untangle a knot: “How’d my young Lord do?” she asked with genuine curiousity: “He hasn’t been mentioned much, has he?”

“Fire type seldom has trouble in matchups, so he’d be fairly fortunate in a fight against most of his fellow Nobles...” the expert mumbled: “Lilligant, Kleavor, Avalugg as I’ve mentioned, Electrode - Ursaluna would asphalt him, though. Together with Basculegion they are his worst enemies. In a fight, of course, I’m well aware they’re on excellent terms.”

Iscan waved a little to reassure him: “The Lord isn’t a big fighter anyways, he probably wouldn’t do too well.”

“Oh, he’d be quite good actually! Plenty of the Nobles would be in trouble against his Water and Ghost combination, he’s rather fiersome! Electrode is the only one to be a total threat to him - those two are probably the ones to look out for the most. Terrific typings, the both of them.”

His sleeve was tugged to take him out of his musings: Lian twisted his mouth at him to properly figure out how to express his question, looking particularly pissed as he side-eyed what Ingo refused to look at but knew was probably a very smug Diamond warden with a burning desire to bury the guy alive, which would have severely worsened not just inter-clan relationships but also the fairly relaxed gathering they were having.

“So - this is all just, theories, right,” the kid began.

“Yes, based on types.”

Lian hummed deeply, pressing his mouth flat, and a fairly well-known feeling he could only denominate as Oh No took over Ingo as he dreaded the question.

“So you could tell who would win between Almighty Palkia and Dialga?”

Now that was something not to be touched with a 25 and a half foot pole, as evidenced by the other Pearl wardens shooting a glare at Lian and most of their Diamond counterparts paling notably.

Ingo, bless his heart, completely lost the religious implications somewhere in the cogs of his battle-analitycal machine churning in his brain.

“That would require an actual battle to be determined, actually!” he answered without missing a beat: “Both of them are Dragon types, meaning they have at the same time a massive advantage and disadvantage on one another, so effectively the chance at one prevailing over the other just based on that is rendered null, and since their secondary typings of Steel and Water are completely neutral to one another, a fight between the two of them would end up being rather balanced. It would also probably be an incredible spectacle with a very high chance of completely tearing reality as we know it apart according to professor Laventon’s studies, so it would be best for them and the rest of the world to remain on good terms and never have the chance to settle the score between them if they had any to settle.”

The young warden mumbled an agreement.

Not the way anybody expected a bomb like that to be defused.

But oh thank fuck it worked!

“What about the third one?” Iscan asked meekly. “The worm?”

Ingo buffered for a second: “Dragon-Ghost,” he recalled. “Same exact situation as the other two. No certain prevailing, and we should hope not to find out.”

“Ghost is good against Ghost, right?” Palina intervened.

The man nodded. A funny thought striked him: “With enough determination, it could be taken down by Basculegion. And by Avalugg as well.”

Gaeric cheered at his Lord’s good honor being restored.

[keiraspades]

pla hc no.4

Ingo gets sick while in hisui, not anything special just common cold, and calaba is acting like he’s fucking dying.

Bro is just so confused like- “No ma’am, I am not cursed for helping the Zorua kits, I am fucking sick, it’s allergy season wtf do you want from me-“

and calaba is just- “No, you have been cursed by a zoroark for messing with it’s kits. you need to do *yap yap yap*” and she just keeps telling him to do shit that just makes him more sick until he just-

goes to lady sneasler and is like “yeah i need to hide so i can stop being fucking sick”

the clan forgets that it happened but Ingo no longer trusts them with his health care so now everyone thinks he’s just really healthy but in reality he’s sipping homemade antibiotic soups in lady sneasler’s den whenever he gets sick.

[patriamrealm]

“Woe, snowrunt be upon ye” They are bonding with their local ghost man.

Ingo brings gifts of baby pokemon and tries to be helpful. He is very climbable and no one can tell me that he woudn’t just completely ignore what people say about pokemon. If dangerous why friend shaped then? He does get hurt because of this but that will not stop him.

[tomorobo-illust]

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Finally managed to finish this WIP way back from spring XD If I remember correctly, the quote is from Season 2 of Supernoobs and remember hollering at the dialogue and it's been suck with me ever since.

ALSO UPDATE!! Next part of Lone Emmet and Cub AU, Chapter 4: Lullaby and Memories roughs are all done! It'll take a while to clean up since this is the largest chapter by far, but am so excited for this part and hope you'll all enjoy it when it's ready to be released too <3

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Chapter 2 has finally concluded! A whole 8 pages longer than the first!! Woo!! I have a feeling they may just get longer as we get more into the story haha. Oh well! Like last time, I'll be taking a break between chapters to rest a little, get the plot points for the next chapter more polished, and try to get a solid backlog of pages ready. Going to take about of month off- POSSIBLY a month and a half? Depends on how well prepping the chapter goes (I have doomed myself by setting it in ancient Ecruteak City and am not as familiar with classic Japanese architecture as I would like hahaha- time to find some refs and do a bunch of studies!). Either way- it will be back in mid-late November! That DOESN'T mean that the comic feed will be quiet though! Like last time, there's a between chapter Interlude page that will be going up on October 11th! And after that, I plan to post some behind the scenes development stuff on days that the comic would normally update- so if folks want to they can get a look at how I put this together. If folks are interested, I could also open up the ask box for a little while? Do a bit of Q&A for comic related things (I won't be answering anything too spoilery, but you're welcome to ask!). And since it has been asked for (and rightfully so, this thing is getting long and difficult to navigate) I've compiled a pinned masterpost to make navigation easier for folks on mobile. There's been an Index Page set up for the web version since the beginning- unfortunately it's hard to get to normally on mobile, so a lot of folks didn't have an easy way to thumb through pages, and that's no good! So- fixed! I'm also in the process of going back and putting "Prev", "Next", "Read from the Beginning", and "Latest" links on each page update. Which honestly I SHOULD have been doing from the start, but hey- live and learn I suppose? Also ALSO am going to see about getting the Neocities page for the comic that I started months ago more finished so it has its own home away from Social Media- but that's a bit lower priority at the moment haha.

But yeah! Honestly, thank you all so much for reading! The response to this silly little passion project has honestly blown me out of the water, I can't believe how many people are keeping up with it now. :'D I love love LOVE reading reactions and speculation in the comments and tags! Thank you all for sticking around so far, and I hope you continue to enjoy this self-indulgent little project as it goes!

~Ann

[kasumikoujou]

old pkmn art LOG

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Since the photographer from the Scarlet/Violet DLC (I forgot her English name, sorry) is obviously Adaman's descendant, but her hairstyle is from Iridia, imagine both of them meeting her in the present because she was at the Gear Station.

The implication they got married bewilders them both XD

Hold up she's IRIDA'S DESCENDANT TOO????

That's insane... Perrin at the crosswalk gearing up to take a picture of the street for her Nimbasa City Life folder. Hears a BANG and she startles, accidentally hitting record instead of taking a picture.

Stares wide eyed at her ancestors who she KNOWS are her ancestors because she has PICTURES of them, completely missing the fact that she just recorded the funniest and WEIRDEST way a missing person's case would ever be resolved.

Akari, Calaba, Irida and Adaman are busy staring at Ingo and the drivers in bafflement (they recognize Warden Ingo?? Why do they ALL recognize him, is Ingo famous or something????), but Melli actually sees her and just. Stares. Meets eyes with her.

Neither say a word. Not even when the space-time travelers all get picked up by police cars.

(Behold! Melli! The last person you'd want to find out something important! Because he never does what you're supposed to when he finds it! LIKE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT.)

[granlance]

"I set the bones of Pokémon adrift upon the river.

"I let my memories flow on, adrift upon the river.

"And to the ocean they will flow, perhaps around the world to go.

"How many bones in days now gone have I now set adrift from me?

"How many bones in days to come will I yet set adrift to sea?

"While every gift with which I part takes a sliver of my heart."