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#was also gonna put negative here but. welp
beetroot-merchant · 2 years
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this took way longer than it should've and it also took WAY more layers than necessary. anyway wouldn't it be messed up if
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witch-apologist · 2 years
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Catra: "I'm not going to force Adora to come back for you."
Shadow Weaver: "If you dont ill torture you more and maybe kill you. Also i just demonstrated that you cant run away because i will literally know where you are no matter what so dont even think about rebelling "
Catra, terrified: "okay" (still gonna secretly cover for her tho)
Catra antis: "She was mean to adora for no reason, everything she did was out of evil evil malice not fear."
Adora: "come with me"
Catra: *considering it*
Light Hope: "Heres a series of memories that im going to make you relive specifically selected to make you mad at each other and i will kill both of you if adora keeps protecting you, so skedaddle because i want to groom this girl to do genocide just like the horde before me"
Catra: "welp im not sticking around otherwise we are both gonna die and im also severely traumatized from having to literally relive my worst memories so im kinda antsy and dont want to be tethered to the person who was forced to be responsible for me i want to prove im capable myself, so im not going to help you up the weird castle lady will probably save you anyway so i dont actually think im leaving you in danger."
Catra antis:" Shes so horrible she tried to murder adora and there was absolutely nothing but murdering adora for no reason on her mind, Light hope really cared about adora here and saved her from the horrible abusive catra. "
Scorpia: "Hey lets get out of the horde together because you could be happy "
Catra: "Hmm maybe youre right, well gotta go take care of this other situation."
Adora: "hey remember our mutual abuser who always made you feel like second best and tortured you and you know can track you anywhere on the planet and who just abandoned you like a week ago and who has literally told you multiple times shed kill you given the first opportunity? Well shes at my place now."
Catra: incredibly triggered and traumatized "Scorpia we are going to carry out revenge on my abuser i am solely focused on this because my rage at being abused has consumed my thoughts
Shadow Weaver: "Hi catra, nice to torture you again, ill likely kill you as well."
Catra: "okay now we're DEFINITELY opening that portal"
Catra antis: "everything bad she did was solely to spite Adora there are no sympathetic or understandable things that could possibly explain this downward spiral except that shes an evil evil abuser."
Catra: has literal amnesia and cannot see what adoras seeing "You are concerning me because it seems like you are suddenly developing psychosis"
Catra antis: shes gaslighting adora!
Catra: has nightmares,emotional breakdowns, and depressive episodes from the guilt of what shes doing.
Catra antis: "she wasnt even sorry she only acts good for adora because shes manipulating her"
Catra: "literally apologizes multiple times"
Catra antis: "she never apologized even once"
Catra: shows actual metered progress and takes in outside input to improve her behaviour and outlook
Catra antis:"she didnt even put in any work to redeen herself"
Catra: "defends herself from assault and restraint and protests to adora commiting suicide"
Catra antis "look at this abusive behavior persisting into their reconciliation"
Catra: Literally tries saying anything she thinks might keep adora alive and actively contradicts adoras negative self image.
Catra antis: "Manipulation! Guilt Tripping! Abuse!"
Catra antis reading comprehension: 0
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mawafu6393 · 2 years
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Imagine covid exist in Twst (Heartslabyul version) (GN!Y/N)
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Queen and 4 card soldier +Y/N
Trey.C
Umm Riddle, there are some student inform me that they are not feeling well
Cater.D
:0 
Covid coming to Heartslabyul…
Riddle.R
Ask all of the student to do covid test immediately
Trey.C
Yes housewarden 
(15min later)
Trey.C
1 or 2 per room of students are tested positive…
Cater.D
#covidinheartslabyul
Riddle.R
Those who tested positive, put them in the same room. Those negative, sanitize the rest of the room and live in the room. After 2 days, test again. 
Trey.C
I already informed them
Riddle.R
Good
Cater.D 
Y/N, Deuce and Ace are awfully quiet 
Riddle.R
Why i didn’t notice it
Deuce.S
Sorry housewarden. I was tested positive and i’m quarantine at my room
Y/N
Wa his goying o her
Trey.C
Y/N???
Y/N
I m grim
Cater.D
Why do you have Y/N’s phone?
Riddle.R
Use voice message pls
Y/N
Y/N is currently sleeping and her phone is like ding ding ding
Deuce.S
That is odd. Y/N said she gonna study is the morning for the online exam
Y/N
I see some stuff beside the phone
Riddle.R
What is it?
Y/N
A rectangle stuff with two red lines inside
Cater.D
#ripyn #covid #quarantine
Riddle.R
!
Trey.C
!
Deuce.S
!
Y/N
I’m sorry. Grim just stole my phone
And yes
I got covid
Trey.C
Did you have any close contact with someone yesterday?
Y/N
Ace and Deuce pass me note last night because i was doing some for that Mr.bird
I forgot told them because i was too tired
Anyways, where is Ace?
(Silence for few sec)
Riddle.R
@Ace.T
Trey.C
@Ace.T 
Deuce.S
@Ace.T
Y/N
@Ace.T
Cater.D
Welp
Ace ded
Riddle.R
I will set up some quarantine rules here
Rule 1: stay in your room whether you positive or negative
Rule 2: sanitize the room every 3 hour, except midnight
Rule 3: wear mask 24/7
Riddle.R
All these Rules are effective starting NOW
Trey.C
Ace still ded
Riddle.R
@Ace.T
Trey.C
@Ace.T 
Deuce.S
@Ace.T
Y/N
@Ace.T
Ace.T
WHAT TF YOU GUYS WANT
I WAS WITH JACK FOR REVISION
Y/N
Ace, Deuce and I got covid
You better yeet your a$$ back and do covid test
Ace.T
!!!
Cater.D
#ripace #closecontact 
Riddle.R
ACE TRAPOLA
You have broke the quarantine rule 1: stay in your room whether you positive or negative
I’m now waiting you in the front door 
Cater.D
#offwithyourhead
Deuce.S
Ain’t you also broke that rule?
Cater.D
Good point and Ace have close contact with Y/N
Riddle.R 
(cough)
I already with full equipment
NOW ACE, YEET YOUR A$$ BACK TO THE DORM NOW
Ace.T
YES HOUSEWARDEN
END
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f4liveblogarchives · 2 years
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 #310
Fri Feb 11 2022 [02:28 PM] Wack'd: Ben and Sharon have been captured by Fasaud, as well as the US ambassador to Aqiria and its King [02:29 PM] Wack'd: Turns out America is having some safety issues with its new rockets, so have been using Aqirian airspace to launch older models and get its military payloads into space until it's all sorted out [02:29 PM] Umbramatic: h u h [02:29 PM] Wack'd: In exchange for America's discretion in...I guess Aqiria continuing to manipulate oil prices? If there's a broader scheme here I have yet to see it [02:30 PM] Umbramatic: welp [02:30 PM] Wack'd: Ben and Sharon have been shackled to a platform directly below a rocket, which will vaporize them when it takes off [02:31 PM] Umbramatic: oh nooooooooo [02:31 PM] Wack'd: But since that won't be for a while, uh [02:31 PM] maxwellelvis: Why not just shoot them now? [02:31 PM] Wack'd: The US ambassador decides to have some fun with Sharon [02:31 PM] Umbramatic: oh [02:31 PM] Wack'd: Fortunately she intimidates him into backing off but uh [02:31 PM] Wack'd: Man [02:32 PM] maxwellelvis: Oh BOY [02:32 PM] Wack'd: We sure are going back to this well a lot [02:32 PM] Umbramatic: fuck [02:33 PM] Wack'd: The shackles Ben and Sharon are in are designed to sap their power but Ben figures out he can overload them by just exerting really hard [02:33 PM] Umbramatic: WILLPOWER [02:33 PM] Umbramatic: DETERMINATION [02:33 PM] maxwellelvis: Ah, the Return of Cooler method [02:33 PM] Wack'd: Sharon tries it but she's "not strong enough" so Ben needs to help her out. Of course [02:33 PM] Umbramatic: ew [02:34 PM] Wack'd: BEN SHE'S NOT CRAZY, SHE'S TRAUMATIZED, STOP BEING A HUGE JERK
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[02:36 PM] Wack'd: So Ben and Sharon beat their way through some mooks [02:36 PM] Wack'd: Sharon gets knocked over and can't let Ben help her up because she can't have anyone giving her gentle physical affection, especially not Ben, who she wants to keep things totally platonic with [02:37 PM] Wack'd: Naturally this display of personal boundaries is also regarded as a sign of mental illness [02:37 PM] Wack'd: She also says that Ben "isn't a man" again [02:37 PM] Wack'd: As a positive but Ben takes it as a negative [02:37 PM] Wack'd: This is a note we're just gonna keep hitting I guess [02:38 PM] Umbramatic: -_- [02:38 PM] Wack'd: So Sharon gets to actually solve a problem for once [02:39 PM] Wack'd: She figures out that since Fasaud has been teleporting from America to Aqiria, he must need a satellite to bounce off of, so they can stop him there [02:39 PM] Wack'd: And whatdaya know, there's a rocket about to take off and an experienced pilot by her side [02:41 PM] Wack'd: While they fly, Sharon tells Ben she appreciates how supportive she's been, and Ben [02:41 PM] Wack'd: *sigh* [02:42 PM] Wack'd: Ben tries to say its because he's got a crush on her [02:42 PM] Wack'd: But while he's speaking he puts his hand on her knee, like a genius, and she tells him to get off [02:42 PM] Wack'd: And then Ben thinks about how this just isn't fair to him, why it's almost worse than still being hung up on Alicia [02:43 PM] Wack'd: Now this is all obviously weird and bad but also. While Ben had a crush on Sharon in his solo and stalked her this has not been a factor in Fantastic Four so far? [02:43 PM] Wack'd: Mostly his thoughts about her have been about how she's mentally ill because of her rape trauma [02:43 PM] Wack'd: So it's a bit of a swerve [02:45 PM] Wack'd: Anyway Fasaud uses the satellite, which has prototype Star Wars weapons (the government program, not the movies), to open fire on the rocket, but the rocket also has weapons. Fight fight fight [02:45 PM] Wack'd: Fasaud eventually decides the only way to win is to materialize into the rocket and fight Ben and Sharon there [02:47 PM] maxwellelvis: Wow, Englehart is even more in the Reagan cult than I thought, if he's depicting the Star Wars program as something that is actually being worked on and not immediately derided as an obvious fantasy, drive for votes, with no practical applications whatsoever. [02:48 PM] Wack'd: I mean, while certainly his misogyny and Islamiphobia points in that direction [02:48 PM] Wack'd: This is a sci-fi fantasy universe [02:49 PM] maxwellelvis: Even in a universe like that, I don't see SDI ever going anywhere. [02:49 PM] Wack'd: Fair [02:49 PM] Wack'd: You know I'm pretty sure TV signals definitionally are in more than one place at once but what do I know
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[02:49 PM] Umbramatic: manifest in the rocket [02:51 PM] Wack'd: i want to punch englehart in the junk
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[02:51 PM] Umbramatic: heck [02:52 PM] Wack'd: yeah, no, a rape victim with complex ptsd isn't pulling away, it must be because she's consented and not because she's freezing up or panicking or something [02:53 PM] Wack'd: while, yes, sharon has been active and aggressive in resisting physical affection in the past, these things are not always consistent and logical [02:53 PM] Wack'd: but yes, in this fictional narrative, written by a guy who clearly has no fucking clue about anything, we, the audience, are meant to agree that sharon is into this, so whatever [02:54 PM] Wack'd: never mind the fact that even if she does like him that way it is probably not going to immediately overcome any and all issues she's had about physical contact [02:55 PM] KarkatTheDalek: Comic writers trying to understand the complexities of sexual assault survivors challenge (impossible) [02:55 PM] Wack'd: anyway fasaud takes refuge in the electricity in the ship, and so the only way to kill him for good is to stop all currents in the rocket, which obviously means that now they're gonna crash back to earth [02:57 PM] Wack'd: here i presume is the part where sharon becomes she-thing
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[02:59 PM] maxwellelvis: And where Ben turns into a pinecone. [02:59 PM] Wack'd: so since this is a paper scan we have ads and solicits [02:59 PM] Wack'd: and on one page some MARVEL NEWS [03:00 PM] Wack'd: so in the middle of this misogynistic madhouse, have a profile on outspoken feminist and one of marvel's most prolific female writers, ANN NOCENTI
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[03:01 PM] Umbramatic: she's a mood [03:01 PM] Wack'd: Yep, here we go, Pinecone Ben and She-Thing Sharon
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[03:02 PM] Umbramatic: hisuian ben
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doumaistrash · 3 years
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Ruined Childhood AU
A/n: So since I follow @my-gunpowder and @papermachette and @lethalamigos I thought: "Why the hell don't I create my own AU, but with my OCs in the mix with Chepe, José and Bruno." Welp so here we are. I've decided that I'm gonna do something productive once in my life and practice my writing/drawing skills. Soooo this is happening huh? Note that this one shot and the ones that follow after them are only drabbles or previews of the fanfiction that I'm gonna write soon. They are practice for the relationships and what a character thinks of the other. Also i hope i don't write them too ooc (i'm to scared to ask T-T) Defenetly not nervous about that at all (also me hiding behind a wall anxiously). Ahem anyway take this first drabble(?) And sketch of Emiliano. This is an angsty one shot between him and José wich also takes place in the rough love au. Soooo yeah.... I hope you enjoy it....
Warning!: since i seemingly can't do a read more thingy here i'm just gonna say there are a few trigger warnings: chocking, death threats and some more
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First Drabble: Emiliano & José
"Well if it isn't the homewrecker." José looked up from his task that he was doing. There he stood, the towering Emiliano Madrigal, in all his angry glory.
Emiliano was one of Brunos children, the other being Javier Madrigal, and was known for his strong temper and brash personality. His reputation was pretty much in the negative, because unlike his older twin (god bless that kind soul) Emiliano had a scary scowl on his face 24/7. A shame really. José thought. Because his late mothers genes were the most prominent on him. His seemingly soft delicate features being ruined by his angry grimace, his long black hair that was soft to the touch, looked like a birds nest most of the time, even if he put it together in a half ponytail.
It also didn't help that he was a towering 200 cm. He even made his príma Luisa look like a small child. This combination of his appearance made him earn the name 'The Boogieman'. A man that haunts your dreams and makes your worst nightmare real. And it fit Emiliano, if his gift had anything to say about it. But José shook his head. He had to focus on the matter at hand.
"Excuse me?" José knew that Emiliano was... not a nice person. He wasn't stupid. He heared the rumors on the street and in his past interactions with the young man he could tell that Emiliano hated him with his whole being. He was only ever polite, because he wanted to make his Papá and hermano happy. And José understood that, he could sympathize with that. But this. This was new.
Emiliano's scowl deepend at Josés question. This was not good. "Don't play stupid on me! Don't even dare to pretend like we don't know what you do behind Papás back!" Josés eyes went wide and he froze, his whole body going stif. How did he know about that? Emiliano narrowed his eyes. This reaction was all he needed. "You know when mí hermano came and told me about your... little adventures. I first didn't believe him. But then he showed me..."
Javier Madrigal, the other half of Emiliano. His gift allowed him to travel through time, show things that already happened or will happen. Him and his younger brother had many differences but one thing they had in common since their birth was, that they are both deadly protective of their Papá. Hurting Bruno was a basically a death wish in their eyes. It wouldn't be suprising that Javier showed his hermanito that he and Chepe... José snapped out of thoughts as Emiliano continued to speak in a flat voice, his green eyes were staring blankly at José. Like he was staring into his soul. José felt a shiver go down his spine.
"You know... I actually quite liked you. I thought: 'Maybe. Just maybe José isn't as bad as he seems. Maybe he can take care of Papá afterall.' But then this? How low do you have to fall to do this? And with Tío Chepe no less." Josés eyes were wide, he was in shock. He never knew that Emiliano would begin to like him. He thought that the boy would never accept him. But he proved him wrong. So José tried to apolegize.
"Emiliano." The young man clentched his hands so tight that they began to shake. "I know what I did was wrong." José saw the boy bite his lips in anger. So much that they started to bleed. "But you have to understand that that it was a mistake and I'm sorry. Could you give me a second chance?" José smiled a gentle smile but he wasn't ready for what came next.
"A second chance? A second chance?!" Emiliano began to laugh hysterically. "A second chance fOR WHAT?! TELL ME! WHAT?! SO THAT YOU CAN HURT PAPÁ AGAIN?!" José took a step back. At first he was suprised at Emilianos outburst but the he looked on in worry as fat angry tears rolled down the boys face. "DO YOU HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH PAPÁ WOULD HURT FROM THIS IF HE FOUND OUT?! FOUND OUT THAT YOU LEFT AGAIN?!" José flinched. "LEFT HIM AGAIN?! DO YOU?!" The tattooed man looked ashamed at the ground. "No. I don't-" "OF COURSE YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PAPÁ CRIED AFTER MAMÁ DIED! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HE CRIED EVERY NIGHT FOR HER OR YOU TO COME HELP HIM! HOW HE HAD TO HIDE IT FROM US WHEN WE WERE NEAR! HOW TÍA PEPA AND TÍA JULIETA HAD TO HELP HIM CARE FOR US BECAUSE HE COULDN'T LOOK US IN THE FACE! BECAUSE IT WOULD REMIND HIM OF HIS MISTAKES! HOW AFRAID HE WAS TO LOSE US TOO! HE COULDN'T EVEN LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE SECOND BECAUSE HE WAS SO SCARED! ALL BECAUSE YOU LEFT!"
José couldn't move. The whole world seemed to stop and slow down. The only thing moving was the young boy in front of him. Screaming at him and waving his arms around in anger as more tears escaped his eyes. Eyes that held so much hurt for his father. A father who had to hide that he was hurting himself, so he could watch over the only important people that were left in his life. Josés eyes began to water themself as he took a few steps to stand in front of Emiliano. God where did they go so wrong?
"Emiliano... I..." "-You deserve everything that's happened to you..." José stopped in his tracks shell shocked. Did he hear that right? Emiliano with tears and snot running down his face, as if he read his thoughts, repeated with a scratchy voice. "You deserve everything that's happened to you." José began to breathe faster. "Above all your daughters death and your ex-wife leaving you." Shut up. "Someone like you doesn't deserve happiness." Shut up! "People like you should always suffer." Shut up!! "You should just kneel over and die... Maybe join your daughter in hell were you both belong." "I SAID SHUT UP!" José saw red as he grabbed Emiliano by the front of his green ruana. The boy letting out a choked noise of suprise but José couldn't care less. His gaze was dark and deadly. "If you ever talk about Sasha like that again. I swear that I'm going to kill you." Emiliano let out a wheeze as José squeezed. He began to claw at the hand that held his ruana. He was scared but José didn't let go. "I'll make your life a living hell-" A scared whimper.
Papá!
José, with wide terrified eyes, looked at the scene infront of him. He was holding Emiliano tightly by the front of his ruana, grabbing it so hard that the fabric dug deep into the boys neck. So that he couldn't breathe. Emiliano with scared bloodshot eyes looked at him with fear. Clawing at the hand that held him, trying desperately to get free. Choked off sobs and whimpers left him.
José quickly go and Emiliano doubled over. He began to cough and gasp for air, while wrapping a hand over his neck protectively. The older man looked at his shaking hand. What has he done? He hurt the son of the person that he loved. He was a monster. The boy looked at him one more time with wide eyes and then turned away running. José wanted to call out to him but stopped himself. It was too late. He hurt a boy.
A boy that just wanted to protect his father.
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obeiii-mee · 4 years
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How will the bros react to MC self-doubting themselves? Like saying bad things about them or can't be serious someone give them compliment.
Supportive demon bois coming right up! Sorry I took so long to write this anon! Thank you so much for the ask! (Also, thank you all for the love on my previous posts!)
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The Brothers with an MC who self doubts themselves:
Lucifer:
-As the embodiment of pride itself, Lucifer has an overwhelming amount of confidence, almost all the damn time
-So, he was flabbergasted to learn that you weren’t the same
-He always insisted that you aren’t anything but perfect, yet you always seemed to brush the compliments off with a shrug and an awkward smile
-Well, shit, we can’t have that
-Lucifer just got 10x more serious about the matter
-He pulls a really stupid concerned face whenever you insult yourself and he looks more and more like a 48 year old man/dad each time it happens
-He, as of late, increased the number of pet names he has for you and the amount of compliments he gives you each day
-He refuses to let you talk badly about yourself anywhere, at any point in time and encourages every little step you take towards bettering yourself like crazy
- Lucifer wants to prove to you that you are an absolute ray of sunshine and he will go to any lengths to do just that (do not ask)
-He’s even more affectionate than usual which confuses just about everyone in the House of Lamentation, yourself included
-His brothers are feeling a disturbance in the force and they don’t know how to feel about it
-You are possibly the best thing that’s happened to him since he fell as angel and Lucifer is ready to do whatever he can to help you realise that
Mammon:
-“You’re an idiot!”
-“*Sigh*, I know.”
-“Wha-Wait! Y-you can’t say thAT!”
-The Great Mammon is seriously worried about his human
-Being the dense motherfucker he is (i still love him tho) it took him weeks to realise you’re not all that confident in yourself
-At some point in your relationship, he jokingly called you annoying and you just went “Yeah I’ve been told. Sorry.”
-His jaw literally dropped and he almost cried
-He would have choked if he was drinking something
-Tsundere Mammon has gone bye bye and here comes the cuddling teddy bear that is your boyfriend
-He also doesn’t have as much self love for himself as he sometimes pretends to have so he’s kinda in the same boat
-Which means your boat is leaking and you’re perfectly fine with it while he’s panicking and trying to throw water overboard with his hands
-His brothers call him an idiot a lot but he’s a very sociable guy with people skills that he uses all the time in order to coax you out of your self pitiying shell
-Will whine every time you call yourself ‘useless’ or disagree with his compliments because what the hell, you’re literally the most gorgeous being ever let me love youuuu
-When it comes to you and your happiness, he ain’t fucking around. He will snarl at anyone that even looks at you in the wrong way
-Did that to Lucifer once, guess a what happened
-You’ve definitely helped him come to terms with the fact that he is loveable and not a good for nothing scum
-So now it’s your turn!
-Let him kiss your insecurities away please
-Your presence makes him feel wanted so he wants the same for you!
Levi:
-Well then
-It takes two to tango ya know?
-He is the KING of self loathing and no confidence whatsoever in anything he does so every time you put yourself down, he counters it with a self deprecating insult as well
-“I suck.”
-“Nah, you’re pretty awesome normie. I’m the shut in, disgusting otaku who can barely set foot outside his bedroom without having an anxiety attack.”
-It’s like you’re trying to outdo the other on who is worse
-Truth is, he really admires you, especially knowing you chose to date him; an anime nerd with no social life and no communication skills whatsoever
-It hurts a bit, every time he builds up the courage to actually compliment you and you not taking it seriously
-That’s because he recognises that he’s the same and just as harsh on himself as you are
-Levi knows self hatred is something that takes time to demolish
-But you are his Henry after all (also his partner but whatevs)
-He’s not gonna leave you hanging when you need him the most
-He also gradually stops calling you a normie as your relationship progresses, though it still slips through every now and again
-Basically, the first time he realised that you think negatively of yourself, his immediate reaction was: Haha lmao relatable
-But now, every time it happens, he gets all serious
-Puts his controller down and everything, it’s like witnessing a very rare phenomenon and it’s creepy as shit
-He’s also made an effort to be more physically affection though he is kinda shy about it because damn it he just wants to hug you every time you speak badly of yourself
-Probably writes a list at some point stating all the reasons why you are better than him and Ruri chan combined, it’s rlly sweet
Satan:
-He’s a bit curious as to where that mentality has come from
-What triggered you to be so self doubtful?
-He’s basically your psychotherapist and asks you a lot of questions trying to find different causes and solutions for your issues
-Honestly, he puts so much effort into trying to understand, reading books about it from the human realm and whatever he can find in order to help you
-He scrunches up his nose every time you call yourself an idiot or anything of the sort
-Satan knows that insisting you’re wonderful won’t exactly help you overcome this problem of yours
-But that doesn’t stop him from doing it
-It’s not like you can ignore his comments because he will keep complimenting you until you accept them
-He also repeats a lot of pick up lines but that’s just part of being his partner
-What do you mean you’re worthless?!! He would literally give away all of his books and his hatred for Lucifer in exchange for your well being!
-Satan is possibly the smartest out of all of his brothers, so he uses a tactical approach on this one
-Direct affectionate gestures don’t work on you so he’s gonna be more subtle
-Would slightly hint that you are amazing every time you do something for him, like fetching him a book or something
-“Ah thank you. I don’t know what I would do without you love.”
-He’s a lot smoother than he gives himself credit for
-He just appreciates your existence and that there’s someone out there that he doesn’t need to be act hostile or fake toward
-Satan is ready to sit down and listen to you talk about your insecurities for hours on end
-You would quietly say something bad about yourself and he would run through the House of Lamentation before bursting into the room you are in, shouting ‘No! That’s wrong!’ (going Danganronpa on your asses)
-“Welp, I fucked up again. I can’t do anything right.”
-And then, in the distance you hear boss music starting
Asmo:
-*Shocked Gasp*
-How could you say such things about yourself???? Is that even leGAl?
-Of course, the literally prince of Lust, with all of his narcissism, has never experienced things like ‘self doubt’ of ‘bad self esteem’
-Pfft, the fuck is that?
-He only uses the most positive of words when he describes himself
-So obviously he almost falls off the bed when he hears you insulting yourself for the first time
-But ya know, that would leave bruises on his beautiful skin
-“Oh darling, you’re not annoying or a moron! You’re not anything like Mammon!”
-That was a below belt fatal hit, press f in the chat for the second eldest
-At some point, he just genuinely believes you’ve been spending too much time with Levi and that his negativity started rubbing off on you
-But then you tell him you’ve always been like this and he almost has a crisIS
-He’s like ‘Haha, no, we’re going to get a spa day out tomorrow and a few shopping sprees so I can prove to you that you are magnificent in every way imaginable.’
-Asmo loves pampering you in general but on the days he sees you feeling extra sorry for yourself, he goes above and beyond
-Gets very hurt when you brush off his compliments because he just wants you to accept the fact that you’re beautiful
-He’s like a supportive mom lmao, whenever you’re feeling self doubtful, he goes “You’re doing great sweetie, keep it up I’m really proud of you.”
-It’s up to you to decide whether that helps or not
-He’s such a sweetheart in reality, it’s hard to remember that he’s supposed to be horny all the time
-Well he is but that’s not the point, you’re way more important
-Asmo is so much fun to write cuz I can make him so dramatic it’s hilarious
Beel:
-Oh no :(
-He gets very sad everytime you self deprecate yourself
-You can’t do it with him in the room because he’s going to start crying and give you this kicked puppy stare, it will break your heart
-Beel kinda comes over and goes “If I give you some of my food will you please stop saying bad things about yourself? Because it’s not true.”
-Well you can’t say no to that face
-He feels like it’s his fault you’re this self doubtful even though you’ve tried to explain to him you’ve always been like this
-He goes crying to his twin half the time because he doesn’t know what to do
-“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to drop it! Fucking hell, I’m such a fucking klutz.”
-“Sniffle no you’re not.”
-He’s like, giving you large portions of his food now
-Because food makes him happy so he wants you to be happy too
-🙂
-His brothers go in shock every time because the only other person Beel has ever shared his food with before was Belphie
-Physical affection goes through the roof with this guy
-Bone crushing hugs btw
-Your self worth is so immeasurable with him, you can’t even measure it
-W h o a
-I’m being serious, don’t talk badly about yourself in front of him unless you want to be hugged into next week
-You are a literal angel in his eyes, of course he thinks highly of you
-He’s just hoping his presence isn’t making your self esteem worse, that’s the thing that keeps him up at night
-Idk why but he does think that he is a bad influence on your mental well being since he’s a demon
-Beel gives you compliments all the time and it confuses him when you laugh them off uncertainly because he wasn’t joking or lying??
-He’s always supportive of your choices and encourages you to be more confident
-The same way you show your support everytime you come to his games to cheer him on
-Overall, he just wants you to feel special and appreciated
-Because you deserve it
-IneedmyselfaBeel
Belphie:
-He feels like absolute shit
-Becuase he’s well aware he‘s called you a few...not so nice words in the past
-Back then, he only thought he meant everything he said but now that he’s hearing you accept his insults and actually repeating them yourself?
-It hurts his brain and he wants to smash his head against all four walls of the room for being such a cretin
-You do tell him it’s not exactly his fault you think so badly of yourself
-But he still believes he fueled it
-So now he needs to fix it
-He’s tried everything and I mean everything
-It’s kinda working, slow progress is made which he’s really happy about but you know, it’s gonna take a while
-He finally settles on physical affection as the best way to communicate his gratefulness for you being youself
-Oh, he wasn’t hugging you before? He is now, get your ass next to him and let him cuddle you
-Handholding has increased by 69% in the last month, sorry for the loss of your right hand with how much he squeezes it
-Sometimes, he can’t help but a throw an insult at you in a playful manner, because he’s an asshole
-But he always makes sure you understand that he was just joking
-He’s such a little shit, you would be having a chat with him and you would subtly drop a insult at yourself hoping he wouldn’t notice
-But then he stops dead in his tracks, kisses you, says “Shut up, you’re stunning” and then he goes right back to the previous conversation like nothing happened
-Accept his compliments damn it otherwise he will continue to bug you about it for the rest of the day
-He’s an eboy and he’s a dickhead a times, but he just goes soft for you tbh
-If you’re feeling really bad about yourself, he won’t even say anything
-He will just big spoon you for the next 24 hours, good luck going to the bathroom or any meals during that time
-Because once you’re in his grip, you’re not getting out that easily
-He gets so pissy if anyone says something even slightly negative about you to your face
-One time, a random demon called you stupid in one of the classes at RAD and he was like ‘bïtch excuse me what?’
-Snapped his head around at him and everything
-He would have done something worse but he was lazy and feeling really petty
-So Belphie kicked him in the privates from under his desk like a damn spoiled brat
-And then he turned his head back to you, all smiles and rainbows and puppies
-I’m simping so hard for a fictional character wtf
-I had to write more protective Belphie cuz I can’t find anything of the sort anymore and I need flUFF
(Haha, I don’t know what this post is, my writing has officially taken a shit lmao. Sorry this took so long to finish, I kept going back to edit all of them)
Al~
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antiloreolympus · 3 years
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8 Anti LO Asks
1. as a mythology buff, i honestly think it was really weird of rachel smythe to take Hecate, a goddess who helped Demeter search for Persephone after she vanished and heard her screams and shared in Persephone and Demeter's joy after reuniting... and then just make her into Hades's like... total bro who plays aggressive matchmaker to h/p to the point of trying to break up Hades's current relationship. but honsestly i refuse to believe rachel smythe did literally any research before making this comic judging by how she depicts the mythology she's taking inspiration from so honestly im not suprised
2. I don’t know if anyone on here has discussed this, but LO very much plays into the idea of “good victim vs bad victim”.
A “good victim” has suffered many things, but despite it they still remain cheerful and happy and pleasant, they do not put others out or lash out at them even if they are triggered, they do not become petty or angry or hold onto negative emotions. They, in essence, “get over it”. Thus, the narrative rewards them: they get many friends, a love internet they’re happy with, and a happy ending. This is what Persephone is. She’s the “good victim”. Despite her many hardships, we know she will not suffer in the end. She will get everything she wants and more. 
Then there is Minthe, the “bad victim”. They too have gone through many hardships, but they’ve become cold, angry at the world, they lash out and have trouble opening up and connecting to others, they even hurt others, themselves victims to the toxic pain they can’t get rid it. They do not and have not “gotten over it”.  Thus, the narrative punishes them, even when they try to better themselves. It’s never good enough. These characters often are lonely, the cast are large do not like them if not outright hate them, and they more often than not end up dead. This is what Minthe is. She is not a pleasant person, she’s a victim of a manipulative older man and a cruel, unjust society and system, and we know how her story ends. It’s in pain, her maiming/possible death framed as a joke and not even a genuine hint of sympathy towards her fate. She was a “bad victim”, she “deserved” what she got.
Now, you only often see this in fandom, since the actual works that deal with victims of trauma and how they react will often try to give more nuance to every shade of victim they may have on cast, but it’s very disturbing to me that Rachel seems to eagerly play into this idea, like she gets joy out of punishing a victim she created and watching them suffer even more at her hands. It’d be one thing if she kept Minthe a shallow, one dimensional character who was just evil for the sake of it, fine, but her showing us her actual complex nature and the very real struggles, trauma, and manipulation she went through, especially at the hands of our supposed “heroes” of the story, just to have her demise framed as a win for Persephone and a joke for the audience to laugh at? That’s highly disturbing to me. It’s one thing for fans to act that way, but the writer themselves? It’s very dark, to say the least. 
3. "I'm invested in working with fairy tales and folklore for my next project" oh no no no oh god please no. Fairy tales have been through enough hot takes and modern "betterments", they really don't need Rachel "Apollo is bad, actually" Smythe to add to it
4. Quick question
Greek Mythology is mostly incest.
So what if someone who is actually good at writing and storytelling and consistent artwork
Kept it in
For example Zeus and  Hera arguing like the married couple they are
And Hera uses older sibling card
With Zeus dumbfounded face
I don't know why but I want it but would it be weird since it's incest
Most fanfics always keep it out. Just keep it in if you want it to be closer than the actual methods you know
Hera is youngest daughter of Cronus and Rhea and older than her brother Zeus, who was also her husband.
I want to do it but like I have no clue how to start a webtoon so you know💀
5. Oh god, Hades not needing therapy because Persephone's "love" is enough? To quote my lord and savior Kennie JD: "not the p*$$¥ being therapy!"
6. uuuuuh sexual trauma warning.?
So I was writing a comment on the "Re: bpd" ask and i had a realization about persephone
She reminds me of how I was about the idea of sex
I'm demisexual and have sexual trauma and the idea of sex excited me but I wasn't able to like, do it. Me and my partner would mess around but because Mctrauma i couldn't do it cuz I hadn't exactly worked through my trauma and i wanted to get through that because i was finally experiencing sexual attraction.
Kinda reminds me of Persephone. The problem is at that point it had been 6-7 years since my trauma occurred and persephone's happened like last month.
Considering how everyone talks about persephone being a self insert i think Rachel has some things to work through
Also made the realization literally as im typing that Rachel's attitude towards asexuality could be because she's demi and doesn't fully understand what that is or means
becuase if you're ignorant enough you can 100% end up describing demisexuality as "being asexual and then like, slowly turning gay."
this ask weirdly personal so fuck it this is gonna be anonymous feel free to delete if it makes u uncomfy 
7. That’s also a part about Hubris Rachel clearly doesn’t get: it was always committed by rich, often people in high authority, NEVER lowly farmers or the poorest of ancient society. They always knew better. Niobe was a queen! Minos was a king! Arachne was the rich, spoiled daughter of a really successful merchant. Sisyphus was a cunning king. The trojan war was kicked off by royal drama. The list goes on and on. You have to notice these things and genuinely study the myths or you become like Rachel, who seems convinced the poorest people would be stupid enough to not only defy their bosses, but the gods themselves? They would be the last people to do such a thing! They don’t have the ingrained sense of entitlement and arrogance like the rich and powerful to even dare act like that towards the gods, as is the case with hubris. Because of this, Rachel ends up creating a narrative that the rich and powerful (literal GODS) are the real victims to those cruel, uppity poor people, going as far as to say in comic they deserve to be slaves for hades’ benefit and they’re wrong for ever hating Persephone for, you know, murdering them because she had a bad day! They should know their place! It’s absolutely insane that she doesn’t actually seem to realize what she’s writing. Unless she does, which is an even bigger issue, and shows a really dark look into how she views the world and society and how it should be run. It’s all a bad look. 
8. Have you seen the "The demon, is here in the room right now?" meme
Welp, that's literally Persephone and her "feeling"
I legit saw that video about a dude faking a mental illnes (and seeing a demon that made him do bad things) after he commited a crime and that was so cringy and I can't stop thinking about Persephone confessing her AOW like that
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bluewinnerangel · 3 years
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Who is Doris?? Is he related to harry and louis somehow??
I had this in a draft under a the-bears-were-the-mark-the-soundguy-hate-anon lol and figured it wasn't worth posting, but I guess this can find its way out through here as well. I got a shorter ramble here, but I guess it's not clear, and I already got this ramble laying around so we're gonna take the long route.
In short on non-deepdarklarrying level Doris is a llama plushie that is traveling along with Harry's tour. She's got her own instagram account and there's cute stuff posted there for years, having little adventures, making friends, getting dressed up, cute lil boas, all that, here
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Now for the deepdarklarrying level I'll just put that under the cut (it's not that deep, but I can't really explain why the doris link makes sense without going into the bears and that bit doesn't really fit the with common idea of the bears so I had to write it all out woop):
To understand my idea of Doris you gotta understand my idea of the bears: I DO think mark the soundguy had loads to do with them, as well as Harry and Louis (and maybe Liam, maybe a bunch of crewmembers, maybe Niall who knows), and that does not take away in any shape or form that Harry and Louis used it to communicate things they did, and that over time it became their thing more and more. I just don't think it started serious as it's made out to be now looking back, and I got to explain that a bit.
I think when these bears first appeared it was part of Mark's little hobby. Or The-Sound-Crew-whoever-that-may-be's little hobby, that it's not just him, how would I know. He's the one we know by name and face is all. If you don't know (which good for you because that at least means you haven't dabbled in antiwaters that somehow made the following a tool to spread negativity: ) Mark/soundguypeople keeps plushies and other cute stuff thrown on stage at concerts and displays them on the next, makes social media accounts for them, gives them names, personalities, adventures, it's cute af, he's continued to do this after 1D and there's probably stuff showing he'd been doing it before the bears too if you dig deep enough. This could also just be a weird soundguy thing, I wouldn't know I'm not a soundguy... imagine there's a club of soundguys around the world sharing this hobby having fun together IT'S CUTE (I mean there are more accounts like it), but I think the plushies that had an adventure along with Harry's tour, stageleftdoris and teddyinacape are his as well or at the very least with his involvement, and then there's stagerightgarfield too although that has someone elses name on it so let's give that person credit for that one lol. Also there's raffontour who went along with Nialls tour.
Anyway back to the bears, I imagine that after that started as something innocent, those mischievous little shits quickly found that lil bear displayed at their own concert as a free no responsibility pass to hint at whatever they wanted to, and that Mark was more than thrilled to have his lil hobby in the spotlight and take on a greater meaning. I'm not saying it was a wholeass operation, but I think it naturally snowballed into what it became as a combination of the fandoms response, the willingness of Mark to meticulously fuel this as well has his own input, and the frustrations of ~closeted bandmembers~ letting off some steam. All together that led all of it falling into this absolute insane place that apparently I'm still getting anon hate in my inbox for even though we're long past it being a hot topic. Still, with Doris active I gotta talk about this to go there too.
And I think using these bears like this, I mean finding, figuring out not only that there's a dumbass plushie on stage but turning someone else's cute lil hobby into a bearspiracy welp fits their behavior/personalities very well. Dragging other people into their shenanigans. Throwing shade around in jokingly fashions, in a playful one, taking opportunities as they presented itself to them. They've shown many times they're quick so so quick to jump on these kinda things. They're basically the ultimate gay shade improv club, see a random object or subject thrown at them and they'll find a way askldjaslk. But also with that that even within their circles they might have played it off as a joke, goofing around, nothing more (and that perhaps that helped from having it shut down as well if that could have been a thing). But even though it was all just "funny", of course behind it all were true frustrations, that were fueling all these let's say displayed educative themes and shade thrown. Sometimes not serious (like the potato chef), sometimes loaded as hell (basically the rest lol).
And I know this is a unpopular opinion as all posts about this I've seen are very black and white, trying to make a point it's one over the other. And I just wanna get a lil trashy for a sec, oop oop sorry sorry:
From the It was only Harry and Louis POV, I think the amount of effort put into these bears while H&L are making up half of the faces in the whole show is all about, always hella hella busy and all, probably constantly pushed and pulled with very little free time, why then to have these bears appear with fresh new clothes and decorations and what seemed to be printed out book covers (plus just, books, I guess) and what not without any help from anyone else at all, also keeping them displayed at Marks station without his involvement whatsoever with no guarantee they would stay up, stay safe, wouldn't get any messages thrown onto them by people not involved, all that, I mean if it was really this big thing of them trying to send out these messages (which yes I think it was) and needing that to be carefully set up and all to think they did that by themselves I think there's some cracks in there that... can all by explained by Marks involvement in it? Plus it's clear that they're very loved and easily befriend anyone on the planet like where's the reach.
From the it was only Mark POV, sorry but how are you proving your point there is no involvement of person 1 by trying to prove there was involvement of person 2, ever heard of teamwork? no? How that even makes sense. If you think H&L are too good for interacting with a crew member I hate to tell you the part where almost all Louis' friends are just regular non-famous non-rich people and there are so so many stories out there of H keeping up with anyone from anywhere. Plus why o why would Harry bring Mark along with his solo tour if this dude was solely responsible for doing all these larry things with the bears? "That one let me keep employing that one even tho clearly loads of my fans think he was impersonating me, and he never set the record straight, he even kept fueling it AND HOW, horribly misleading my fans on his own accord. So the solution here is, clearly, to let him keep doing his little hobby, not anywhere in the world nono at my solo tour, yeah man keep doing that hobby that can clearly get very very much out of hand right here in a place that's very much linked to me."
I honestly think to this day Harry and Louis are on good terms with Mark and that that's because they got a shared love for sending childrens toys off on queer adventures together.
Now bring that whole idea to stageleftdoris and it's the exact same thing happening again, which I talked about here. Innocent plushie fun adventures markiemark hobby for years, 2021 comes around and whammalabingboink there's some damn full forced insane larrying alongside heavy stunting everywhere really wtf is going on this year, and in the midst of it all this stageleftdoris goes active while there's no tour, doesn't post much but what she does post is slighty cryptic, some of it can be linked to recent larrie fandom happenings (worst one being posing with a winebottle from "chile 2018" a week (or was it 2) after the chile 2018 video sent the fandom into a breakdown) all that. I just think Harry(&Louis bc team) knows where to go for this trusted plushie communication if he so desires to do so. I'm not saying every stageleftdoris post is with any input of Harry(&Louis), but I do think that if Harry wanted to hint at something or shade something that mark and his doris bud are very much open to conspiring with them and perhaps already have.
Feel free to disagree, as you know, no proof all headcanon, but this just makes the most sense to me.
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tomdiddlyumptious · 4 years
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T.H| My Mortal Enemy
Summary: you really dont wanna dance with him
Warnings: uhhh language per usual other then that idk-
A/n: I actually wanted to create a series with princess!reader but i wasnt sure.
A LOVE TRIANGLEEEEE OMFGGGGG prince!tom x princess!reader x timothee chalamet
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“Y/n suck it up” “suck what up?” “Your stomach” you took a deep breath in and grunted when she pulled thhe strings of the corset.
“Fuck you” you sighed, holding onto your stomach while she laughed “you have to dance with him, theres no way around it” zendaya said, tying the strings together while you complained.
“Im not dancing with him! Ill just dance with timothee” you commented, wiping the sweat from your forehead before she grabbed the hoop skirt, telling you to step into it.
“You’re becoming queen and toms becoming king. There’s literally nothing you can fucking do” she muttered, picking it up and putting it on your hips, quickly closing it. “Im not happy with that”
“Honey please. Clearly” she glared at you, and you smacked your lips and raised your hands in the air, the detailed white skirt, small roses and small patterns, coming over your head and down ontop of the hoop skirt.
“Beautiful” she smiled, looking at you in the mirror while you stood there shoulders slumped. “I look like one of those creepy baby dolls”
She hit you in the back making you stand up straight “you wont get anywhere with that attitude, you go in there with confidence and your head held high. For tom..... i dont know what hes gonna do but dont let that ruin your mood”
“Thanks that means so much-“ “shut up” she ordered, eyeing you as you kept your lips sealed tight. She grabbed the heels and bended down on her knees, snatching your foot making you almost fall.
“You know i couldve had someone else doing this for me. You dont have to-“ “i need you to look your best, princess” she muttered, slipping the shoe on and doing the same with the other.
“Im not marrying that scoundrel, harrison” he said, his helpers helping him while harrison watched, laughing at him. “If you wont i will,” “shut up” “you dont even like her” “so?”
He stared at harrison with daggers, while harrison played with a smirk on his face. “It cant be that hard. Just a dance and youd never have to make contact again” timothee shrugged, swirling the ice in his glass.
“You dont know i feel towards her” tom whispered. “Well you obviously hate her, but shes the most beautiful woman in this palace, everyone thinks so!”
“Eh id rather marry zendaya” “zac will kick your ass” harrison said, “thats besides the point” “tom just be quiet” tim said and tom furrowed his eyebrows at him.
“You literally talk about her all the time. If you have such a problem let one of us dance with her” he offered. “Why would i do that?”
“Because you hate her!” They both shouted at him. “I-i dont hate her....i just have se negative feelings about her”
“Then why do you talk about her all the fuckin time?”
He didn’t know how to answer that. He didnt know if he loved you or hated you. It was whatever he felt in the moment.
And that left him with a sigh and a shrug “i dont know”
“You look absolutely stunning!” Zac said, his arm wrapped around zendaya while Had a smile in her face. “She thinks she looks like a doll, a creepy one”
“Welp that isnt gonna get you anywhere...” “exactly what i said!” “Can i please take off these heels?” You asked hopping on one foot to scratch the back of your ankle.
“Nooo! Come on!” Zendaya urged and you groaned, walking with them following behind you.
The ball room was.....beautiful. Fancy tables and chairs everywhere, the special table on the other end of the room for the king and queen.
The room was filled, cheers and glasses clanking, laughs leaving people lips. And then someone cleared there throat loudly, when you looked over it was your beloved mother, “the queen is here!”
She walked over, the room quiet as gasps left people lips, muttering things like “since when does y/n wear ball gowns” “she looks stunning” and things like that.
Her hand found yours and you did a small smile, letting her pull you wherever as zendaya and zac found thier table.
She pulled you to your fancy table. “Now y/n i need you to behave” “but maaaa!” “No excuses! Make everyone proud okay, i know that boy can be a handfull”
“How do i look?” He asked, running offly late. “I mean you arent trying to impress anyone-“ “you look great” tim cut harrison off, patting toms shoulder “so can we please leave”
And you sat there, bored, for once in your life time crossing a leg over the other and helping yourself with cherries while tom watched from afar, his mother walking him over.
“You look wonderful y/n, both of you do” she smiled, rubbing toms shoulder and looking at you. “Thank you ms. Holland”
“Please- call me niki. Were gonna be a family after all” she said, making tom roll his eyes and bite his lip, looking away then looking back. “Yeah we are” you smiled and like that it was only you two.
“I dont like you” “and what makes you think i do?” You questioned, raising an eyebrow while he crossed his arms “the least you can do is act like a gentleman, as far as anyone knows we are happy together” you said making him nod, sitting up and clearing his throat.
“Sooo.....wife” you cringed at his words but let him continue “how are we gonna do this?” You only shrugged “we can sleep in separate rooms or something” “sounds like a plan” he genuinely smiled at you, handing you another cherry as you squinted your eyes at him.
“I dont know if you poisoned this” you flicked it back at him, making him let out a small gasp before throwing it back “you arent worth my time, i would waste a dime trying to kill you” “i dont know if i should take that as a complement or not” your eyebrows furrowed and he sighed, looking away from you.
“You know, i dont know why they have such a problem with each other” harrison said to tim, currently at their own table, throwing grapes at one another and cracking jokes. “I dont think we’ll ever find out” he said in response, eating one of the grapes.
AnD iT WAs TiMe TO daNCE
The strong piano played, filling the halls as everyone watched you and tom.
You both maintained eye contact, his hand tight on the side of your waist as yours was tight on his shoulder, squeezing each others hand that was shared in each others.
“Im never doing this again” he whispered, basically nose to nose with you. “Do you think i want to?” You rolled your eyes. “I dont care if you want to! I just know im not doing this”
“Well grea-“ he dipped you and you almost gasped, frightened making tom silently chuckle before lifting you back up, now chest to chest.
“Your a fuck-face” you muttered. “You love it” he shrugged, “why are we doing this anyway”
“I dont know, why do you hate me?” He asked making your jaw drop. “Why do you hate me?!” You aggressively whispered.
“They look happy” zendaya said, zac, haz and tim all circled around the same table as they watched intently “ehhh” they all let out at the same time, in their own bubble, tim leaning back in the chair and Harrison slump with his legs open, zac resting his face on his knuckles as he silently blowed spit bubbles.
“I hate you because you hate me!” “I only hated you because you hated me!” “Bullshitttt” he bit his lip and you aggressively stomped on his foot with the edge of your heel.
He let out a small whimper and a fuck you making you have a smile on your face. “Dont cuss at me” “im pretty sure my foot is bleeding, fart face” “shut up” “but you literally called me a fuck face!”
“Shush!” He still whimpered in pain when he moved, “im sorry” you said, feeling guilty. He did a small smile “that isnt gonna make my foot better is it?”
“Well what the fuck do you want me to do! Kiss it?” “That wouldn’t be so bad” you groaned and looked away from him, to keep yourself from looking at him you easily pressed your head on his chest, making his breath hitch and his heart spead up, the piano relaxing a bit so you both moved slowly.
“Awwww” everyone said together making tom blush hard, your arms came up to circle his neck while his silently made its way to your waist. “Y/n why are you doing this?” He asked, whispering in your ear as you let out a small “i dont know”
“Well- can you n-not?" “Not what thomas?” “Be all bubbly with me!” You looked up at him with your eyebrow raised “im not being bubbly”
“Yes you are!” You sighed in response “but dont you feel better! Not everything has to be so negative” “well this is bluntly awkward” “well then stop making it awkward!”
“Yeah they are in love with each other” zac said, everyones eyebrows furrowed as they looked at you both, a different look and vibe coming from the both of you.
The piano slowly ended, you and tom panicked.
“Kiss me!” He ordered. “Why would i do that! We barely even get along!” “As far as they know we are a happy cuddle” he mocked your voice. “Im still not kissing you” “if you dont kiss me im gonna kiss you”
“Fine-“ “hurry up!” “You sound loke you really wanna kiss-“ before you could finish he pressed his lips on yours, his hand pulling you closer as his other hand came up to the side of your face, and SUPRISE you fucking kissed back!
Although you both you never would never admit it, you both loved the kiss.
Your lips where soft and to your suprise his lips werent chapped, his hands were gentle on your face as you also pulled him closer, your arms still circled around his neck.
Everyone at the tables jaw dropped, zendayas more but that didnt change the subject that you both kissed, and it looked like you both were gonna sit like that till end of time.
“No fucking way” haz muttered, looking at everyone else’s expressions and they were the same.
An audible noise came when you both pulled away. “That- that uh....wasnt s-so bad” he did a small awkward chuckle. “Yeah.... i uhhhhh”
“Uhhh” you both looked away from each other before tom pulled you back to your private table.
“Im still shocked” tim said, everyone agreeing as everyone else clapped for them. “So they just decided to love each other” zac shrugged, “yeah something like that”
After that whole thing was done, daya, tim, haz, and zac locked you all in toms bedroom for questions. “What is this about?” You asked, taking off your heels and getting undressed infront of everyone.
“You and tom” his eyebrows furrowed as he started to get undressed himself. “What about it?”
“Uhhh helllooo! Are we gonna act like that fucking kiss DIDNT happen?” Daya waved her hand in the air, before crossing her arms. You and tom silently looked at each other “it was his fault”
He smacked his lips and threw himself on his bed, throwing a tantrum, kicking air. “I thought we werent gonna tell anyone!”
“So you admit it!” Haz said, a wide smile on his face as he clapped his hands. “Zendaya the corset please” you said, she came over and undid it for you. “Can i have a shirt please?” You asked, looking back at tom and he nodded getting up, searching through his drawer.
“SINCE WHEN WERE YOU BOTH BUDDY BUDDY?” Tim said, and tom shrugged “I guess we just feel differently about each other”
“And it was because of that kiss wasn’t it?” Zac smiled while daya had a childish look on her face. “It’s happening! Give me my money!”
“You guys betted on us?” You asked, thanking tom when he handed you a shirt. “Wait wait wait wait, what the actual fuck. What in the fucks is going in here because this is confusing!” Haz said, getting a headache “i swear if that kiss never happened they would be ripping each others head off”
“Zendaya more loose please!” You said and she eyed you, “help her tom” she said, crossing her arms. “Uhhh...okay” he shrugged, walking over to loosen it more.
“HUH?” Everyone shouted, watching as he loosened it and then made you turn around to loosen the front. “Somethings not clicking-“ “no because this isnt adding up”
You put the shirt over your head and pulled the corset off of you under your shirt, he helped with the hoop skirt since you already took off the actual skirt.
“Im really confused” zac said, sighing as everyone who betted gave zendaya 100 bucks, including him.
“We all are, zac” tim muttered, crossing his arms as he watched you both communicate. “Tom when your done lets talk!”
And timothee and tom went outside of the room, tom leaning against the wall as he waited for him to speak. “Youre only doing this because we said something about her, right?”
“I dont know what you’re talking about, timothee” “yes you do. Youre only doing this because you know i have feelings for her” “I actually didnt know that but okay”
“Yes the fuck you did” tim pushed him, toms eyebrows furrowed as he pushed him back. “No i didnt” tim pushed him to the floor, a large thud heard making you all whip your heads to the door, hearing a punch made you walk slowly to the door.
“You knew i had feelings for her and you took her away from me, you dont even like her!” “What?” You whispered, looking over at zendaya before they all rushed to the door, ear hustling.
Tom tackled him to the ground, aggressive punches thrown at his face until tim rolled both of them over, now his turn. “I hate you! You were never there for her! Made her mad- sad- and everything that she doesnt fucking deserve!”
You decided it was time to come out, opening the door and telling them both to stop, Zac pulling tim off of tom and Harrison holding tom back.
Tom sent daggers at tim while tom did the same. “And now she likes you. Ive been working so fucking hard to win over her heart but you- you have to ruin everything” tim finished, pushing zac off of him before turning to you.
“I hope youre happy” he scoffed and walked passed, flipping tom off. “Wait!” You said, chasing after tim while tom looked back, jaw clenched as he watched you run off.
“Y/n leave me alone” “i just want to talk” you caught up to him, both of you power walking. “I never knew you had feelings for me timothee! If you would’ve told me sooner I would’ve never done the thing i did today” you said, looking at him while he still looked ahead, before he looked at you.
“Im not mad at you y/n. He-he knew that i had feelings for you and he took advantage of it, i-i” he sighed and you pulled him into a hug, “im sorry”
I dead ass dont know if i should do a part 2 or not. THIS IS WHY I SAID I WANTED TO MAKE A SERIES- IM SO MAD AT MYSELF-
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amor-immortalem · 3 years
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My Adoring Fan chapter 9
a/n: time to get back to this
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“Alright I’ve got them...” Aurelius dumps his books in the center of the little group consisting of Zulima, Max and himself. “Where’s ‘Zay?”
“Your dad wanted to talk to her as we passed by your parents’ room.” Max offered. “About what happened at RAD.”
The white- and black-haired boy nodded. “Alright then. Let’s get started then.” He flipped open to a random page and checked with his cousin and the human to make sure they hadn’t already covered the material yet: Transfiguration.
With a negative answer they began.
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Arella was deciding on something to make for lunch, when Cyrus and Mahlon made it back home from their time out. As soon as the toddler could get his little shoes off, Mahlon was in the kitchen tugging on the hem of his mother’s shirt as he bounced like an excited puppy.
“Mama! Mama! Mama! ‘M hungry. When’s lunch?” He asks with wide green-to-blue-to gold gradient eyes. “Awso- Awso- Awso, me ‘n Cy... me ‘n Cy saw a weally pwetty kitty on da way home.”
“You did?” She asks with a soft chuckle. “Well, I’m not sure what I’m making for lunch just yet so why don’t you help me decide. Sound good?”
The toddler nods as Arella picks him up and places him on the counter. Cyrus enters the kitchen shortly thereafter.
“Sorry I couldn’t keep him occupied longer, Mum.” The half-demon reaches into the fridge to grab out a sportsdrink. “I know Dad’s not in the best of shape today so I tried to get Mahlon to stay out with me longer but he wouldn’t have it. Is he doing any better now, though?”
“A little bit...” Arella nodded. “He and your sister fell asleep together upstairs so I’ll wake them when lunch is finished.”
“’Zay’s home?!” Mahlon’s eyes lit up as he hopped down. “I wanna see ‘er.”
“Mahlon, honey, no. You’ll wake them right now.”
“But I wanna see ‘em!” The boy complains.
“They’re not going anywhere, Buddy.” Cyrus chuckled. “And I thought you said you were going to help Mum choose what’s for lunch?”
“Yeah.... Yeah but...”
“No buts, little one.” Arella smiled as she opened the fridge. “Your brother is up in his room with Zulima and Max. You can go see them if helping decide what’s for lunch doesn’t interest you anymore.”
Mahlon nodded taking off for the stairs as Arella turns back to the fridge to continue her task
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“Auwelius!” Mahlon exclaims as he jumps on his older brother’s back. “Why’dyu come home eawly? Hi, Zuli!” His multicolored eyes narrowed when he noticed Max, “Human... go away.”
“Hm?” The older teen looks back, “Don’t worry about it just yet, bud.” He ruffles Mahlon’s fluffy black hair. “Also don’t talk to Max like that. You may be the baby of the family but that doesn’t mean you get to act like a brat.”
Mahlon on let out a hmph as he turned his attention to one of the spell books. “What’s that?”
“It’s a spell for transfiguration,” Zulima explained.
“Can I see how it's done?”
“Sure,” Max offers, “I can do it for you.”
“No!” The toddler growled as he glared at her. “I wasn’t asking you. I was asking Auwelius or Zuli. Not you, Stupid.”
“Whoa,” Both Aurelius and Zulima cut in.
“Cool your jets there, Mahlon.” Zulima started, “Max just offered to show you what you wanted to see. You don’t have to be mean.”
“If you can’t act nicely, then you can go. The door’s that way.” Aurelius points toward the door. “The three of us are trying to study.”
“No! I wanna stay! I wanna stay!” The nearly three-year-old shouts as Aurelius covers Mahlon’s mouth with his hand.
“Mahlon, stOP! You yellin’ at the top of your damn lungs like this is not a good thing. Dad’s probably sleeping right now. Do you really want to be the one that wakes him up?” Mahlon shakes his head as Aurelius removes his hand from his brother’s mouth. “That’s what I thought.”
“Too bad it already happened.” Mammon says as he leans against the doorframe. “Mahlon, apologize to Max and then go downstairs.”
“I’m not sayin’ sowwy. Not to ‘er,” Mahlon crossed his arms with a huff.
“It wasn’t optional, Mahlon. Say yer sorry. Right now.”
“No! You can’t make me!”
“I sure as hell can put ya in time out until yer ready to though. Downstairs, now- or do I gotta come over there and get ya myself?”
Mahlon only shook his head and marched out of Azalea’s room, headed downstairs for his punishment.
“Here’s yer phone back, Max. Send me that audio so I can get it to Lucifer and Lord Diavolo.” Mammon sighed, “There’s no excuse for the four of ya ta have had what was said ta ya said ta ya.”
The blue-eyed human only nodded as she put her phone away and the demon left.
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As Mammon and Mahlon make their way downstairs, the demon flips on a 5-minute timer on his phone.
“When this timer goes off, I’ll come get ya and we’ll talk about why what ya did was wrong and why ya did it, ‘kay?” Mammon says as he puts Mahlon in a corner for his time out and the boy nodded. The white-haired demon flips on the time and heads into the kitchen to get something to drink.
“Hey, right behind ya,” he says as reaches over Arella to grab a water bottle from the fridge. “So... Mahlon’s in time out right now because he’s refusin’ to apologize to Max for callin’ her stupid.”
“What? really?” Arella looks up at him with wide eyes. “That’s the second time he’s done that while she’s been over...”
“Yeah ‘n it's gonna be the last too.” He hums, “I think he’s just jealous of her because ‘Zay gives Max the attention that he wants from her. Ya know how much he loves ‘er despite the way she treats him ‘n how possessive he gets over us or his siblings.”
“Yeah, I thought we’d managed to curb this behaviour from last time though...” She rubbed her temples. “How are you feeling though after you’ve had that nap? You ready for lunch, love?”
“I’m a lil’ better. Kinda nauseous from not eatin’ all morning so I’m more than ready for lunch. Maybe gettin’ some food in me’ll help kick the rest of this. I’m tired of just sittin’ around doin’ nothin’.
“Just take it easy, alright? Remember what the doctor said all those years ago? Rest is the quickest way to come out of this.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m just bored.” He sighed as the timer went off. “Welp, time to go talk to our son.” He took a swig out of his water bottle and went back out into the living room to talk to Mahlon.
“Alright, I’m going to wake Azalea and collect the others for lunch.” Arella says as she climbs the stairs.
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“Azalea,” Arella calls softly as she’s tries to rouse her daughter from her nap for lunch. “Time to wake up, my little flower.”
“Don’t wannaaaaaa,” The teen only rolls further onto her side trying to bury her face in the pillow. “’m not hungry.”
“I know you don’t but you have to. You’ll never sleep tonight and then you’ll be tired for school the next day.”
“Noooo, I’ll be fine.”
Well, if her daughter was refusing to get up, Arella had other strategies to wake the girl. Her hands snuck to Azalea’s sides and she began to tickle the girl.
“Ah! Stop! Stop! I give!” The half-demon laughed as she tries to roll further away from Arella only for Arella to pull her back in when she was in danger of falling off the king-sized bed. “Mercy! Mercy!”
The human ceases the tickle attack as she holds her daughter close. “I’m glad you saw it my way,” She smiled. “Lunch is ready, Princess. Your brother and I made sandwiches.”
“Which one? I have two.”
“It was Cyrus and no- you have three brothers, Darling.”
“Does Mahlon really count?” She asked.
“What do you mean by that?”
“I mean he can’t do much in the way of helpin’ if he can’t even reach the bloody counter now, can he?”
“Oh, that’s what you meant,” She let out a relieved sigh as Azalea laughed softly.
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“So, are ya ready to apologize to Max, now, Buddy.” Mammon asks as he sits with his youngest on the couch.
“No... I’m mad at her.” the black-haired boy puffs his cheeks out in a pout.
“You’re angry at her? Why? Did she do something to upset you?”
“She took ‘Zay away.”
“Whaddya mean by that, Mahlon?” The demon asks as he readjusts the boy on his lap. “Max didn’t take yer sister away from ya.”
“Yes, she did. ‘Zay don’t love me no more... She’s always with Max...”
“Mahlon, bud, that ain’t true,” The Avatar of Greed sighs. “Your Sis is just bad at showin’ those types of feelings sometimes but I promise you she does love ya... in her own way.”
“How do you know?” Mahlon’s multicolored eyes peer up at his father.
“Can I let ya in on a little secret?” He asks as Mahlon nods. “When you were a baby, Azalea hated ya. She didn’t want ya to be here- even still she’s not really yer biggest fan.”
“What? Why? Did I do someting wrong?”
“No, it's just that up until Mama and I had you, she didn’t have ta share our attention with anyone but Aurelius so she felt like you were taking us away from her and she felt like she was being replaced. Ya see, babies require a lot of work after their first born so we really didn’t have a lot of free time ta spend one on one with your brother and sister like we used to. She resented having ya around but as ya got older and ya started ta get more independent and not in need of constant supervision, she started ta calm down about it.”
“So she doesn’t like me?”
“She’s getting better about it. Ya just gotta give her time which leads me to my next point: You can’t be mean to Max. Not only is it wrong since she’s been nothing but nice to you, but do you really think your sister is going to like that you’re being rude and nasty to her friend?”
“... No...”
“So doncha think you should apologize?”
“Mhm...”
“That’s my good boy,” The demon ruffles his son’s hair. “It’s lunch time now so let’s go ahead and wash our hands and get to the table, ‘kay?”
“’Kay,” The toddler hops down from his father’s lap and heads off for the kitchen.
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angel-princess-anna · 3 years
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APA Speculation, er... rant... Sunday
There are more important things going on in the world atm, but I wrote this on Monday (as I alluded to when the new posters came out), and I’ve gone ahead and edited it to post anyway. Yeah it’s a rant, yeah it’s negative. It’s just when you love the characters of something so much, you want future installments to actually be written for them, and not just shoehorning them into plots the creator thinks will get casual viewers to go see it in theaters. 
I tried to be positive this go around, but it’s not just about “oh my favorite pairing isn’t spending together welp”, it’s that I feel like Fellowes thinks downstairs doesn’t matter in these films, and is casting aside one of the big romances and couples of the TV show, because the movies cater to the casual fans who just want to see opulence. 
A/B aren’t the only downstairs pairing going to be separated by this trip, so it really does signal that the downstairs are second rate now. During the TV show’s run, this was something that only really a part of PBS’ marketing, by saying they were “supporting” versus them being on even footing. But that wasn’t necessarily reflected in the show itself. A/B were a big deal. The Chelsie wedding was a big deal. In the first movie, though, the majority of servants’ main plot was being lumped into a ridiculous farcical “revolution” which caused several of them to be wildly out of character, namely Anna drugging someone and blackmailing another, and Molesley being made an utter bumbling fool. Only Thomas really had an actual personal plot, and that’s possibly been snatched from him in this movie, with Richard not in it.
Downton Downstairs did a good write up on how illogical it is to have Carson on the trip vs. Thomas. torchwood-99 has a good theory on why, but my issue is as I stated in my opening paragraph; it’s not logical that Carson is even on the trip, and Fellowes has to create a reason to him him there in order to serve as plot device. Not to say that the TV show didn’t have characters serving as devices, but you can’t have “thrilling” sequels that are 2 hour films that reduce them as such and assume die-hard fans are gonna enjoy that.
I’ve been in the fandom since before S3 aried. I was here when S4E3 aired. I’ve been through some really shitty plot lines. I came to expect them. And while Fellowes did Bates a disservice and mangled the perception of his character (different rant for a different time), he ultimately actually was still in character, and Anna was still in character through all that happened to her. But now I am back to being worried that we have the Anna from the first movie who puts Mary, the aristocrat she serves, ahead of her family. Because that’s who she’s going to be spending most of her time with, I fear. It’s one thing for her to be doing her job, but it’s another if that gives her opportunities to be obsessed with the Crawleys’ honor and the glory of Downton. Besides the mischaracterizations, the classism reeked in the first film, and I worry this is more of the same.
(Hopefully at least time she’s isn’t drugging people!!! UGH)
(also yes, Anna and Mary are technically friends, but was reiterated by the cast and crew several times, there’s a line between that they don’t ever fully cross. The way that they were depicted in the first film was very different to me than in the TV show.)
A/B being seperated isn’t something new, but Fellowes has already paralleled “will you miss me?” (he can parallel with the fact Anna went to France in S3 but) and I don’t need the most romantic thing between them in the movie being a send off at this point. And watch, even though Anna is in the house, she won’t probably have a scene where she goes to see her son (does he even get to see his dad off???). :/ The thing is, through all the traumatic crap of the TV show, A/B got their happy ending. So for their child to be cast aside for the glory and honor of the house in the first film was upsetting for me. Like them having a child at the end of the TV show wasn’t just the “let’s tie everything up with a bow”, it was deeper and more meaningful because of all the shit that they went through that they now got one of their dreams fulfilled. And for Anna, that there is happiness after trauma. 
So now I can only hope that the France trip is really short... :/
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itscinnafox · 4 years
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Furihata Headcanon: He uses this book to help him with life choices LOL
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[This is mine I have it for years and me who's insecure, over thinks and fickle minded. I depend on this to kinda like.... have life slice the lemons for me while I go with the flow. Aside from ice packs and music, this little baby here helps shut my mind up.]
Basically, this thick hand sized book has pages containing random sentences/word. Kind of like a fortune cookie but it's not.
It has random words in pages such as;
'Yes' 'No' 'Everything will go accordingly' 'Wait for the right moment' etc etc.... you get the idea.
I'm not saying Furi can't make his own decisions. I'm saying is that Furi may likely use this book to tame his stress with deciding on things, reassuring his decisions, just anything to stop his mind from babbling and over thinking.
Is just a remedy to quiet the mind.
Furi is a careful person, maybe 'overly' careful which what makes his 'careful' play style the more effective in the court. Being careful is one thing, but using it against opponents is another thing in itself, especially when changing up the tempo (as witness in Furi's debut with Kaijou). So really, I'm in no way putting him down. (I love him more than akashi ok!).
Also this book is really fun to use. Even an insecure person can find this as a way to boost their confidence by challenging themselves.
So here's the scenarios of what Furi would likely use this little baby for:
1. Deciding whether to confess to the girl he liked.
I doubt one day he just went "IMMA CONFESS TO HER!" because boy be thinking "the hell do I even tell her?" He really wants to go out with this girl he likes but he isn't sure if it's wise but he wants to.
So to let the universe play his fate, he confined the book for an answer. It says go for it, so he did. When he did, we know what happens: he joined the basketball club.
Welp, that was his fate, he joined basketball, loved it to the point that he doesn't even mention about the girl anymore. Bless the book. Bless Seirin.
2. Deciding what to really eat for lunch.
There's just too much damn food and too many prices to compare. So in Japan, it's really no much different, the food there are quite expensive sometimes, so poor little Furi will decide whether he gonna settle with Maji or that vending machine instant porridge or spend that good Omurice with extra garnish that does nothing to the flavour but the egg's juicy goodness was worth his whole wallet LOL.
Furi might even cheat the book by flipping twice if he got a negative answer. Omurice is life, universe can f off.
3. Reassure his confidence/insecurity.
Sometimes people telling you're good enough but you just don't feel it? It is appreciated but not really taken. Sometimes you need your own voice to tell you that.
What he does before going to bed while he kept thinking if he even done his best in the game or even practice? He flip the pages and in his own voice in his head telling him "Definitely" and he just sleeps like a baby because deep down he knows he really did his best, he just needed to tell himself that. Not the book.
[This meant so much to me while I was struggling with my skills or life in general]
4. When Akashi asks him out. Or anything Akashi.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AM I RIGHT? Do I even need to say anything? Also that kink he wanna try out but too scared to? "Well, looks like imma REALLY go and ask Akashi then" :] the rest is history.
[I'm making series out of this with short oneshots with 1k words at most, actually want to make or less than 1k. I was playing with the book and one page suddenly gave me an idea lol so I'm also using this to help me tame my over writing LOL! Of course, also for fun. So I'll the pages, see what else gives me idea or come up with a scenario and see what the pages say and work with that.]
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your-denki-kun · 4 years
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The Past Should Stay The Past
Kirishima x bakugou
Warning: Suicide attempt, negative thoughts, mentioning of voices, angst, mentioning of bullying, depression, deep thoughts, shitty writing
What: Angst with good ending
A/N: So fun fact I first wanted this to be a story in Bakugou’s point of view, but then I got the idea to make it like a diary thing and ended up making this. I hope you guys enjoy and feel free to make requests, I don’t do smut.
~???? pov.~
It happened three days ago. No one saw it coming and yet it didn't come as a surprise. Funny how those things work from time to time. We hadn't seen Bakugou in about a day and started to get faintly worried, because no matter what he did to Midoriya in the past he's still our classmate. The reason we got worried is because Bakugou always leaves his room at least once a day.
We voted on who was going to check and it had been me, when it comes to Bakugou it's almost always me. So I went up to his room, not really bothered by having to check up on him because I'm worried and sometimes I hear strange sounds coming from his room when it's silent in mine. I had knocked on his door only for it to stay silent.
After a bit I knocked again, yet I didn't get an answer. I told him I was coming in and tried opening the door, but it was locked, so I kicked open the door. That's when I saw it. He was laying in the middle of his room, on the floor with foam escaping his mouth as he was trashing on the floor.
''BAKUGOU!!!'' I had yelled as I ran over to him and pulled him onto his side so he wouldn't choke.
I remember screaming for someone to call and ambulance. Sero, who had followed me up, glanced inside the room confused and quickly called an ambulance as he told everyone else to stay away from the room. It didn't take long for the ambulance people to come and take him with them.
That brings us to now, three days after that. School has been canceled for the rest of the week for us to recover from the shock. This is my first day back at the dorms, seeing I have been with Bakugou since he got brought into the hospital. I'm in his room now, looking for clues as to why. Soon I find his diary and after contemplating for a bit I open it and start reading.
'Okay, I ain't going to make it sappy and write all the classic shit, I'm just going to write down my fucking thoughts or whatever. I read it worked on the internet. So....It's been a few weeks since everything started. Random extra's have been whispering comments about me to each other while giving me disapproving glances and glares. I don't fucking get why it's getting to me but whatever.
I've also been noticing the shitty extra's from the squad have been distancing themselves from me. They no longer want my help studying and more often than not they hang out without me. For some shitty reason it makes me feel really shitty. God this shit is stupid.'
I read on the first page. My eyes tear up as I flip to the next page.
'Been about four days since I last wrote in this shitty thing. Today shit got physical. This bitch purposefully bumped into me and then kicked me before laughing and walking off with her shitty friends. Fucking bitch.
Shit is becoming weird when I'm alone. I will hear these shitty voice that tell me fucked up things, it leaves when I have others to focus on. No one wants to fucking be around me however, so that is shit. I hope these shitty voices will leave before I go fucking mental. I think I might be writing in this shitty thing again because it makes my chest feel lighter for a bit or some shit.
God I sound so fucking sappy right fucking now. Guess that's what happens to people when you get emotionally overwhelmed.
The shitty extra's have stopped talking to me. I removed myself from the shitty group chat. Life has become so fucking dull now. God I hate to fucking admit it but I miss them. God I really am turning into a fucking sap. This shit is stupid.'
I feel a few tears falling as I read what he wrote. I'm glad that even when he writes he's vulgar, because that means he was still feeling like himself somewhat, but what he writes is so sad and depressing. The page beside it has random doodles on it which I can't really make out, so I flip the page and start reading the next one.
'Welp, I'm writing in this thing again. It's been, uhm. three weeks I think since the last time I wrote in this. I should really put dates on these pages, but I'm to tired to do that. Sleeping is hard for me the last three days. Every time I close my eyes I see bad memories of the past. Deku, if you ever read this, I'm so sorry for what I did.
I could never say that to you in real life, because that means showing you I'm defeated. That's right, I'm defeated. I'm slowly breaking and no one sees. The last week I cried more than I have in all the time I’ve been alinve. I cry myself to sleep and no one notices. Guess that's my fault though, I’ve always been a distant person.
I'm glad concealer was invented, because it helps me with hiding the bags under my eyes. I can't hide the deadness of my eyes however, but it's not like anyone notices so what's there to hide? The voices are wining, slowly. It's becoming harder to fight them and they pester me every minute of the day.
The shit I doodle on the side of my note books and papers have also taken a dark turn, just like my mind. Yesterday I drew a black figure hanging from a noose that was attached to the ceiling. A chair was on the ground. The figure was tired of everything, just like me. Funny how something as simple as words can change a person.
Sometimes the voices tell me to end it. I won't. Not yet at least. And I already established that if I do end it, I won't hang myself. It's too slow and painful. I think I'll either slit my wrist or OD. It feels weird writing that down. God I really hope no one ever reads this shit.
I've been silent in classes, barely talk anymore. The only times I talk is to answer a question from a teacher. My classmates don't talk to me anymore, not even when we're teamed up during hero training. It's weirdly lonely, which is new for me. Guess I deserve to be alone however, so I don't really deserve to complain about it.
How did Dek Izuku deal with my shit for so long? I can't even deal with it for four shitty months and he dealt with it for eleven years. I really am weak, just like everybody always tells me. Even the hag thinks I'm weak. Can't disagree anymore though. I wonder if any noticed how silent I've become. Guess they don't, but still. This is stupid.'
Tears stream down my face as I read what he wrote down. It takes up about two pages of the diary and it's breaking my heart even more than it's already broken. As I read a few more pages I notice how every thing is becoming more depressing and depressing. One page catches my attention however.
'Izuku told his friends about what I did when we were younger. Uraraka told the others and now I really don't have anyone left. I deserve it though.
The voices are annoying as hell and won't stop degrading me and telling me to end it. In a way I get where they're coming from. Guess this is what you get for bullying your childhood friend.
Is loneliness supposed to hurt so much? Don't know. Can't really ask anyone either. Guess I'll be pondering about that for a while now. The voices will probably tell me this is nothing. Guess it isn't. God I should be stronger. What the fuck am I doing here?'
I flip the page and read a few more before another one catches my attention.
'It's decided. The day after tomorrow I'll OD, cutting hurts too much and is too slow. People could find me easily when I cut myself. If I OD it isn't very painful, but not painless and it will be quick. It will end my misery fasted, yet still a bit painful.
I drew another suicide drawing. In this one a black figure is standing on top of a building, an empty bottle behind them on the roof and foam spilling from their mouth. The figure is half leaning off it, arms spread as they're just about to fall. I drew one after it, the same figure, but now on the ground surrounded by blood as their body is broken and bloodied.
I’m gonna stop writing in this now. The only things I'll be writing is letters to the people I care about. This is stupid.'
I drop the diary and wipe at my eyes, trying to get a clearer view before getting up and stumbling around his room to find the letters he was talking about. As I open the drawer of his desk I see one single envelope with my name on it. I grab it with shaking hands before turning it around and opening it. I pull out the papers with writing on it and start reading.
'Hey Kirishima,
No idea if you'll even read this, but deep down I hope you do. The only hope I have at the moment. I don't know if you've noticed, but the past half year I’ve been getting bullied. People will beat me up, call me things and talk about me as if I'm not there. I know I shouldn't let it get to me, but I'm not as strong as Izuku.
I have never been. That's why I bullied him, because even though he didn't have his quirk back then, he was still better than me and I hated that. I thought that if I bullied him it would stop and he would break and I would be better, but it didn't work. The reason I wanted to be better is because people told me I was better than him.
If you found this you've been looking around my room, I don't blame you. I have a feeling you found my book in which I wrote first, seeing it was pretty much out in the open. No one would have found it, but I know you did. You know my room better than any one else because you've been here the most.
If you've read it you know why I did this, if you didn't read it.... I OD'ed because I didn't see the point in living. The voices in my head have been telling me to do this for a long time. I finally decided to give in. And here we are.
On the one hand I hope someone finds me and is able to safe me. On the other hand I hope no one finds me until it's too late. I can't take this anymore and I know that makes me weak, but I've already accepted I’m weak a long time ago. Well....Not that long, but for about four months now.
Don't be sad. Please don't be. There is no point in being sad. I....Well, I didn't deserve to be here in the first place, at UA. For some fucked up reason I got accepted however. I got kidnapped and ended All Might, I ruined everyone's lives and got us all in trouble. I guess that was the time shit changed.
I got kidnapped and ever since things have been going down hill. The hag called me weak, you guys had to safe me because I couldn't safe myself, I ended All Might, got you all in trouble, failed my provisional license exam, got into a fight with Izuku and got us on house arrest, I almost lost you.
That really hurt me. When they told me you had gotten hurt while saving Eri. I think that's when I realized what you are to me. That must confuse you...Let me explain. Ever since I met you you have always wanted to be my friend. I still don't know why you wanted to be my friend, but I'm glad.
Maybe that's why I got into UA, to meet you. Anyway, I'm getting side tracked. At first I hated you for wanting to be my friend, I didn't see the point of having any. Soon you showed me that having friends is great however. You and the others were never too bothered by my behavior and stuck with me.
No one has ever stuck with me for as long as you guys did. My past friends just used me for a good image at school. Soon you became my best friend, after the sport festival to be precise. You are my first best friend after Izuku. You stuck with me, made me laugh and smile. You were always there for me.
When you reached out to me that day I knew you'd always have my back. And then you got hurt. You were unconscious and in the hospital. It was then I realized I love you, Eijirou Kirishima. So, so much. I snuck into your dorm and stole a hoodie which I put around a pillow and hugged every night until you were back here at the dorms.
But all good things must come to an end. You realized how I truly am and decided that that is not what you want as a friend. I understand that, I do. Don't feel bad for leaving me behind, never ever feel bad about that.
Like the stupid audio I used to listen to says; I'm used to it. I'm used to people walking out of my life, I'm used to people talking bad about me, I'm used to people pretending to be my friends, I'm used to being let down, I'm used to being lied to, I'm used to being heartbroken.
You didn't let me down thought. Never did you let me down. God, you exceeded all my expectations. Don't ever change yourself, no matter what people say. Because that's the biggest mistake of my life, changing because others wanted me to. I hope that when you read this letter you understand I'm not the vulgar person I let everybody believe I am.
I'm actually a kind, caring person. But because of my quirk people expected me to be different, so I changed so they wouldn't be let down. I care a lot about what others think and being angry is my mask. When I'm angry people won't notice I'm hurting or happy or anything. They just see me being angry.
This is a long letter, sorry about that. I just wanted to get everything off my chest even if no one ever reads this. You are the best friend I could ever hope for so continue being a great person, become the best hero out there. Make me proud. Well, I already am so proud of you, but make me even prouder.
I love you, Eijirou Kirishima.
Yours truly, Katsuki.'
Tears stream down my face as I collaps to the floor and sob. That's all I can manage to do except for clutching the letter to my chest. I sob and sob and sob until I feel arms wrap around me. I glance up and see gold hair. I clutch onto Kaminari as I sob into his chest. He simply rubs my back as he holds me.
I don't know how long we sat there, only that it was a long time. When I finally manage to calm down I break my hug with Kaminari and wipe at me face, getting rid of all the snot and tears. I look at Kaminari with what I can only imagine, red puffy eyes as he looks at me worried, but also a bit confused.
''What happened?'' Kaminari asks softly, almost as if he's scared to speak up.
''B-Bakubro...He......He left me a letter.'' I whisper back, voice hoarse from crying.
''I see...What was it about?''
I silently hand him the letter. He takes it gently and reads it. I just watch him as different emotions show on his face as he comes to different parts of the letter. When he finishes he looks at me with tear brimmed eyes. His hands are shaking as he looks so sad and conflicted. I simply take the letter for him and place it on the ground beside me.
''Yeah...'' Is all I manage to mumble as I look back up at him.
''He...He was hurting so much....How..How didn't we notice?'' Kaminari stammers in disbelieve.
''Like he said...He hid it.......I....I’m gonna go.'' I mumble as I get up and walk out of the room.
I walk downstairs and out of the dorms, ignoring the worried questions form my classmates. I get onto the buss and ride it to the hospital. As I arrive I silently walk up to his room. I hesitate before walking into his room. I stare at the door for a while before slowly opening it. The room is empty except for Bakugou's bed and the machines he's hooked up to.
'His parents must have left.' I think as I walk over to the chair beside the bed. I sit down on it and take Bakugou's hand in mine. It's warmer than when he got here, but it's still cold compaired to how warm they usually are. I stare at his hand as my eyes tear up once again. With my free hand I wipe at my eyes.
''Wake up...Please...I need you.'' I sniffle as I feel more and more tears streaming down my face.
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I slowly open my eyes when I feel something shift. As I sit up I groan and rub at my burning eyes. I hear another groan and look at the source wide-eyed. Bakugou has a troubled look at his face as his head moves from side to side, mumbled words and groans leaving him. I jump up and push the alarm button that's attached to the bed.
''What's wrong?'' A nurse asks as she walks into the room.
''He's stirring and groaning.'' I explain with wide eyes as I look at her.
''I see, that must mean he's waking up.'' She states as she walks over and checks the machines and his IV drip.
''So it's a good sign?'' I ask with a hopeful glint in my eyes
''Yes.'' She chuckles.
As if on cue Bakugou's eyes shoot open and his whole body tenses up. The nurse gently removes his mask before rubbing soothing circles on his shoulders, trying to get him to relax. Slowly it works and his eyes go back to normal as he relaxes onto the bed. Slowly he moves his head to look at the nurse who's smiling gently at him.
''Who found me?'' He croaks out as he winches slightly.
''This young man did.'' The nurse says as she looks at me.
Bakugou turns his head to look at me. As soon as our eyes meet his widen in shock as mine tear up for the millionth time this day. I jump up and hug him tight, being mindful of all the wires, and sob into his shoulder. He just lays there, staring at the ceiling as he's frozen in his spot. I can hear the nurse excusing herself before she walks out.
''I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have left you behind! Don't ever do this again! I'm sorry!'' I sob as I hold him tighter.
''Kirishima......You..You found me?'' Bakugou asks in a weak and shocked voice.
''Yes! We were worried and I went to check up on you. You were shaking and foam was coming out of your mouth. I was so scared...Sorry.'' I say, voice getting weaker the longer I talk, as I break the hug and look at his face.
''The letter.''
''I found it and read it. I love you too, so don't do this again. Please.''
''I...You love me?''
''Yes. Of course I do silly. Promise me that you won't do this again. Promise you'll come to me when you feel down. Please, I can't loose you.'' I beg him.
''....Promise.'' He whispers, the look of shock still not leaving his face.
''Good. This is going to be shitty timing, but.....Will you be my boyfriend?''
''Yes.'' He whispers, a glint I can't place in his eyes.
I smile and hug him again, nuzzling my face in his neck and placing a small kiss on it. Katsuki slowly wraps his arms around me and holds me close with the little strength his body holds right now. I instinctively hold him tighter when I notice just how little strength he has. Katsuki chuckles in respons.
''I love you, Katsuki.'' I whisper against his neck.
''I love you too, Eijirou.'' Katsuki whispers back.
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fluffyglass · 3 years
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THE MR. FUSSY A BITCH MASTERPOST
I essentially remade the Mr. Rude apologism masterpost but with Mr. Fussy this time, in an attempt to see whether my newfound disliking of Mr. Fussy is justified or not. I've watched every single Mr. Fussy segment and determined whether he's an asshole or not, simple as that.
Season 1
Mr. Fussy is in 42 episodes in Season 1.
In 8 of these episodes does he do something wrong.
Season 2
Mr. Fussy is in 39 episodes in Season 2.
In 9 of these episodes does he do something wrong.
Conclusions
In total, Mr. Fussy did something wrong in 17 out of the 81 segments he's in, which is 20%. Counting the 7 I was unsure about, that's 23/81. 28%. Welp, that means I proved my point in doing this in the first place, I guess! It's official! Based off of my own data, Mr. Fussy is technically a bigger asshole than Mr. Rude!
Am I gonna do every single character? Probably.
Here, take my episode by episode analysis.
Welcome to the Episode by Episode analysis! Same colors as last time, minus blue as. Obviously he can't yell at himself.
Yellow - Mr. Fussy does nothing wrong
Red - Mr. Fussy does something wrong
Pink - I have no idea what to put for this one lmao
SEASON 1
Flying - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just wants to know if the pillow's clean. Even if he's a bit of a dick about it. Mr. Grumpy's the one who . yknow. kidnapped Mr. Bounce
Music - MR FUSSY A BITCH! He unfairly blamed Mr. Rude when Miss Naughty's the one who ruined the first performance :(
Physical - He doesn't do anything wrong, he was just judging the physical performance in his first bit and just participating in the relay race in his second bit
Farm - He doesn't do anything wrong he just got yeeted lmao
Lake - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Scatterbrain is just a moron
Beach - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just got justifiably mad at Mr. Scatterbrain for being a moron
Booboos - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just helped out Mr. Nervous with his splinter
Mall - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy is just gross
Books - fuck you Mr. Noisy
Camping - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! Why the fuck did you invite Miss Chatterbox if you wanted silence, you fuck? She legit just wanted to tell him that she saw the bird :(
Science - Mr. Fussy a bitch to the frogs smh
Paint - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy just isn't very considerate :(
Jobs - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Tickle a dumbass
Trains - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! Mr. Rude was literally just living his life you stuck up prick
Hobbies - MR. FUSSY a bit of a bitch? Like, he could've told Miss Naughty in advance that her performance was cancelled :( also he was a dick about it
Fair - he doesn't do anything wrong Miss Naughty's just a bitch
Movies - fuck you Mr. Noisy
Dance - he's barely in it and he's nice :)
Amusement Park - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just a dumbass
Rainy Day - he doesn't do anything wrong, even if he insulted Miss Calamity for no reason. He's just a bit of a dumbass
Dillydale Day - his only real crime is that terrible musical number he's in
Games - fuck you Mr. Noisy
Hotel - I love this bit so much holy fuck he doesn't do anything wrong also hes GAY and its AWESOME
Chores - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just like that
Snow - he doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy's just not very considerate
Food - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He's mean to Mr. Messy :(
Wildlife - he doesn't do anything wrong, cause he didn't mean to call Mr. Messy a repulsive animal
Restaurants - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! I don't wanna rewatch this one it makes me sad :(
Bugs - he's barely in it and he loses his fucking moustache what the fuck
Circus - hes kinda mean to everyone but not enough for me to count it
Cars - I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN HE'S NOT REALLY BAD HE'S JUST FUCKING STUPID
Canned Goods - he's barely in it and just kinda. exists
Ships - he barely even does anything in the bit he has
Cooking - he doesn't do anything wrong ig
Collecting - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He stole Mr. Messy's shoes and then destroyed his stuff cause he thought it was gross :(
Heatwave - he doesn't do anything wrong mr messy is just mr messy
Sleep - he doesn't do anything wrong
Carwash - I cant say for sure, I refuse to watch this segment again
Sightseeing - he doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy is just nasty. He's kind of a dick to him though
The Dark - I really don't know on this one. He's kinda mean throughout it but not enough to count but also i kinda wanna count it?? cause hes mean to mr messy a lot??? its weird, he also didnt let mr messy back into his house when he was scared :(
Parade - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He made fun of both Mr. Rude and Mr. Messy's floats and made up a rule specifically against Mr. Messy which is super fucked up man
SEASON 2
Picnics - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Stubborn is just laughably stupid
Driving - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He didn't want to help Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle, and even tried to ignore Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet rather than help them :(
Outer Space - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He asks Miss Scary and Miss Naughty "what's wrong with them" when they were just having fun, and doesn't believe them when the real aliens show up :(
Clean Teeth - does this even count as him being an asshole? like yeah he freaks out on Mr. Rude but he's kinda justified in doing it?? this shouldnt count as him being an asshole but I like mr. rude so. yeah, i'm biased. im not counting this one as mr fussy a bitch but im not giving it a yellow. like, he also calls him disgusting and is a dick the entire time but he's in the right so . ???????? he also calls mr messy gross at the end what am i supposed to do here
Airports - hes a bit of a dick but yeah he was gonna miss his flight thats justified
Shoes - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just trying his best
Arts and Crafts - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He's mean to Mr. Strong and Mr. Messy, and even calls Mr. Messy's art junk :(
Game Shows - he doesn't do anything wrong, he even makes Mr. Happy a quilt :) Mr. Stubborn is just a fucking moron NEVERMIND MR FUSSY STOLE THE FUCKING QUILT BACK???? RUDE
Garages - he's actually really really nice in this bit!! :D he let Mr. Messy keep his bike in his garage and put off mopping his floor to hang out with Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small :)
Eyeglasses - he's barely in it and is fine ig
Toys - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! oh my fucking god he was doing so good and then right at the end he had to go and be a sore loser, call Mr. Messy disgusting, etc. fucker
Hats - he does nothing wrong, he just wants a hat
Robots - he just lost his bread man
Parties - another gay icon segment! hes pretty poggrs
Up and Down - hes barely in it and hes good
Dining Out - hes fine ig? kind of a dick but not especially so
Gifts - is his fucking birthday hell yea
Telephone - once again i refuse to watch it, i'm assuming he's fine
Seashore - he just vibed the entire time
Washing & Drying - he kinda just existed
Sneezes & Hiccups - yeah. he yells at mr messy for something he cant control but. yehjv
Radio - miss helpful you dumbass
Supermarket - he just wanted some cereal man
Cinema - dude a bunch of gay men invaded his car
Getting Around - yeah
Pets - im getting tired of writing notes hes good ig
Dance Dance Dance - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! for one, he's mean to Mr. Rude the entire time, for two, he completely fucking drags Miss Scary's performance the entire time, and for three - he talks through it the entire time! fucker!!!
Library - just wanted his book man
Pirates - yeah
Goo - Miss Naughty you fucking bitch fucjk you fucky ou fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!!
Trains and Planes - he's kind of dickish but otherwise fine
Lunch - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! For one, why the fuck did you invite Mr. Messy if you didn't want "messiness" at your pristine fucking picnic, why the fuck did you invite Miss Chatterbox if you didn't want her talking, etc, but he's also very ignorant of Mr. Quiet's warnings of the bear ):(
Machines - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY MR. MESSY A MACHINE THAT CLEANS HIS HOUSE??? AGAINST HIS WISHES??? AND HE FUCKING SPECIFICALLY ASKS TO GET IT OUT BUT YOU DONT FUCKING LISTEN AND PROCEED TO CRITICISE HIM??? IT'S HIS FUCKING SPACE, FOR ONE, AND YOU KNOW CLEANLINESS MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE! YOU FUCK! im so fucking mad
Birds - he doesn't do anything wrong he gets fucking yeeted
Bath and Bubbles - this is the only Mr. Fussy bit where he's actually happy at the end and yknow what? boyboss moment
Sand and Surf - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! I know this is a trend but yes, he's a dick to Mr. Quiet and ignores everything he says.
Parks - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He spends the entire segment bullying Mr. Messy and I am tired of it
Travel - hes kinda dickish the entire time but mmmmmyeah
Bad Weather - i didnt want to watch this one again cause it sucks, i'm assuming he's fine
If you've read to the bottom, then I'm sure you're actually interested in what I have to say about him/the other mr men and little misses. Because I'm definitely going to be doing more of these, please acknowledge going forward that I am one, singular teenager. A teenager susceptible to my own bias, especially when it comes to some of the "negative" characters. Don't take my percentages and data too seriously, as it's all technically based off of my opinions of each segment. Ok bye bye Mr. Noisy's next
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keelywolfe · 4 years
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FIC: Biting Off More Than You Can Chew; part 12
Summary: It's the morning after Rus's heat. Time for a little truth or consequence.
Tags: heatfic, dubious consent, NSFW, frenemies to lovers, mates, first time, more if I think of them
PLEASE READ THE TAGS: This is a Heat story, so there are going to be issues of consent. I don’t do partner rape, nope, but hey, I want to be straight with y’all. I like heatfics personally, but I understand how they can be troubling for some people. So there it is.
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6
Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11
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Rus was dead. It was the only explanation for how shitty he felt.
Being dead sure as hell sounded better than dealing with all the aches and pains he could feel settling into his bones. Better than dealing with the trickle of memory that was starting to soak into his thoughts, of spending the last night in a heat-induced haze of fucking, and by the shiny damned stars, having sex all night long only sounded good if you were getting paid by the hour. Anyone off the clock needed some damn sleep after a while and that was a fact.
Since dead people didn’t need sleep, though, Rus was gonna have to come to the regrettable conclusion that he was alive, in which case he might actually have to deal with some shit.
In the positive column, his soul felt…okay. Settled. That seemed like a good word for it or maybe deeply satisfied would be better. A miles-deep itch luxuriously scratched with a firm application of dick. A quick trip over into the negatives was he felt like every single one of his bones had a bruise fucked into it somewhere.
Also, he desperately wanted a cigarette and oh, yeah, he was in Edge’s bed and the last time that happened, the waking up didn’t exact rate a 10 on the hospitality scale. He could feel the presence of a body behind him and unless some serious changes in time and space happened while he was out cold, it was a good guess that it was Edge. Yay.
Welp, since he wasn’t dead, there was nothing for it. Cautiously, Rus eased over to take a gander.
Edge was there, all right, sound asleep, rusty-dark circles beneath his sockets. Stood to reason he’d still be zonked; he’d been along for the entire bouncy ride and stuck around for the cleanup. That was something to be grateful for right there. The bond between them felt oddly empty, like it was lying dormant. Rus prodded at it mentally like poking at a sore tooth and there was only the faintest pulse of response, not even enough for Edge to stir.
Yeah, buddy was tired, he deserved a chance to sleep in, right, job well done and all that shit. Hopefully, he wouldn’t be too pissed off if he slept through his shift, but Rus wasn’t sticking around to find out. Time to get out before black comedy took a left turn back to the drama category.
Didn’t exactly start off well; the second Rus tried to climb out of bed, it felt like this morphed from porn to some kind of stealth game. First objective, slithering off the mattress without moving it enough to wake the Edgelord. Next, his clothes were scattered to the four corners of the room, forcing Rus to tiptoe around to gather them up. At least they weren’t hard to find. Aside from his loose wardrobe, the room was neat as a pin.
Rus slipped his clothes back on, grimacing at the lingering dampness on his tank top and at the crotch of his pants. He sure as hell hoped Muffet held on to the sweatshirt he’d left at her bar even if she charged a cleaning fee, it was one of his favorites. Thinking of Muffet made him wince. His reputation was going to take a hell of a beating over last night or at least start up a Scooby Doo style mystery.
He’d deal with that later. Wasn’t much he could do about his clothes now, he wasn’t hanging around to do laundry, and he only needed to wear them long enough for a couple shortcuts.
Done and done, time to hit bricks and if the shortcut down to the machine woke Edge, all he could do was send an annoyed text. Yep, it was time to go, back home where he didn’t have to think about anything he didn’t want to, tuck all this shit about heats and bonds and who-the-fuck-knew else back into the dark, dusty corners of his mind while he focused on naps and smoking. Back to the ol’ basics.
Except, Rus still found himself hesitating, looking back where Edge was sleeping curled up beneath the rumpled blankets.
Rus’s soul gave an uncomfortable throb. Edge looked so damn young when he was asleep. All of the sharp corners and creases that bound him up during the day eased, leaving his skull smoother and the cracks that ran through his socket starker, more poignant. A pretty unwelcome reminder that he was the same age as Blue…and that he’d never had sex before, fucking hell, what a way to lose any vestiges of virginity a guy had, both times in a feverish, heat-induced marathon. Rus wasn’t an expert on the mornings-after, okay, he’d only slept over by accident a few other times. Dropped unconscious was more accurate, he’d been drunk as hell every time. Sneaking out for a hasty walk of shame while his nighttime companion and/or mistake was still out cold was fine on those occasions, but this time? Seemed kinda rude, what with the whole soul bond thing. Maybe really rude.
Besides, could be if Rus stuck around, he’d get breakfast out of the deal again.
That hooked it. He’d stay until Edge got up and see how this played out, and if it started with, any version of, ‘Why are you still here?’, he’d hit bricks. He rubbed his chest right over his soul, mentally ordering it to quit with the whining, he was staying, okay?
For now, he needed a damned cigarette. That itchy craving might be a pale comparison to driving heat crawling through his bones, but it didn’t mean it wasn’t irritating. The crumpled pack in his pants pocket held two mangled butts and his lighter. It’d have to do.
Rus stepped outside the bedroom door and carefully closed it before taking shortcut down to the front porch, already shaking out a cig before he sat down. It was cold outside, the sudden chill refreshing on his bones. The soothing rush of nicotine was all the better coupled with the linger ache in his bones. Nothing like a smoke after getting laid.
Not that ‘getting laid’ really lived up to the experience, now did it. That first time had been something, but his turn in the heat box was…fuck. That shit had been something else, the memory a blurry mess of pleasure and hot aching, his soul uncaring as it slowly collapsed into pain and dragged his dick along for the ride. If that was what it was like with a helper along, Rus didn’t even want to think about what it might be like to endure it alone. Someone needed to ask evolution for a refund, because that didn’t qualify under normal wear and tear.
Then again, if getting knocked up kept a Monster from having to go through that, it was a hell of an incentive.
A shadow fell over him and Rus looked up. And up, and up, at a hulking bear Monster, radiating LV without even a check, their beady, reddened eyes focused laser-sharp on Rus.
Yeah, okay, that was a hell of a wake-up call to remind him he was still in Underfell.
“Hey, there precious,” the Bear said, low and growling. “don’t you smell delicious?”
Welp, that was ominous on about three different levels, four if Rus could use complex mathematics, but this guy looked like 2 + 2 might tax his skill level.
Suddenly, Rus was feeling a lot more self-conscious about his tank top; there was a reason he normally bundled up in a sweatshirt and it wasn’t because he couldn’t take the temps.
Before Rus could decide whether to take his chances telling them to piss off, or shortcut out and ruin one of his last cigarettes, a familiar voice said from behind the Bear, “might wanna take another whiff there, smokey, that one’s taken.”
The Bear did, loudly, nostrils flaring, and Rus would’ve sworn he paled even though his face was covered in fur. He ducked his head and it was more than a little bemusing to see him so subservient to a guy not even half their height, muttering out, “Sorry, Red, I didn’t know.”
“uh huh,” Red hooked a thumb towards town, “you got a free whiff, now fuck off.”
The Bear dropped down to all fours and waddled hastily away. Rus watched him go, their tail waggling like a flag of surrender. Then he looked back at Red.
Red looked like Red, that ever-present smirk of his lingering on his mouth. He tucked his hands into his pockets and rocked on his sneakered heels. “you shouldn’t be outside yet,” Red said, “you still reek and some of the dimmer bulbs won’t check who you belong to, since the boss hasn’t bothered to put a collar on you yet.”
“yet?” Rus took a long drag, snorting out smoke through his nasal cavity. “yeah, i don’t think so. i don’t belong to anyone.”
“don’t take it so hard. he belongs to you, too,” Red sounded resigned. As if had any fucking right to, as if this whole clusterfuck wasn’t his fault, and yeah, it might’ve still gone down this way if Red just told him about this, maybe handed over that fabled heat manual along with the rock and the hard place, but at least Rus would’ve had a choice. At least this would be all his bad decisions, that much he was used to. Not Red using him like a bandage, slapping him over his brother’s wound and expecting him to soak up all the juices.
Only to find out it wasn’t as easy to toss him out afterward and fuck it, Rus was losing the metaphor, but the point stood. Red didn’t have a right to sound like that, fucking prick.
What all this really came down to was that there was a choice to make here, and the bitch of it was, Rus already knew what one he was going to make.
Rus sighed and held out the pack of cigarettes, and after a minute, Red took the last one, tossing the crumpled pack on the ground where Edge was probably gonna find it and bitch about it. Red sat down next to him on the step and took the silently offered lighter, too. They sat there for a while, smoking in the quiet morning and honestly, what a laugh, right? Red and Sans could hold onto a grudge in both their greasy little hands until the Universe went to dust and Rus’s soft little soul folded like a card house after one shouting match.
Seriously, Red really knew how to pick his scapegoats, didn’t he.
“i really hate you, you know,” Rus said conversationally. The artificial light was getting brighter. If he were back home, Rus would already be napping at his sentry station.
Red only chuckled humorlessly, “there’s another thing you and my bro have in common.”
“your brother doesn’t hate you.”
Red shrugged, flicking ash across the snow mounded around their porch. “wouldn’t know. haven’t seen him since his heat.”
“what?” That sure as hell got Rus’s attention. Yeah, Red skipped out on movie night, but Rus hadn’t known it was that bad. “you live here.”
Red’s grin was blade-sharp, his eye lights firmly on his untied shoes. “see that’s the thing about being able to shortcut. you don’t have to see anybody you don’t wanna.”
“true.” But Rus couldn’t help but wonder who didn’t want to see who, ‘cause if Red did all this for his brother, it was pretty damn hard to believe that he’d ditch him over the fallout. “edge is still pretty pissed, huh.”
Not that Rus had a leg to stand on in that fight, not when he was still pissed off himself. Once Edge figured out who sent Rus into the lion’s heat den—an extremely short list of suspects— stood to reason he’d be steamed.
Red said nothing. He flicked his burnt-out butt into the snow and pulled a slim silver case out of his pocket. Weirdly posh for him but when he opened it, there was a neat row of those little cigars that he liked to smoke. He held the case out, offering, and fuck it, Rus took one. Nicotine was nicotine, even if the harsh smoke made him cough. When Red made a move to pat him on the back, Rus leaned away, glaring through his cough.
“don’t,” Rus wheezed out. “don’t touch me.” He took a couple deep, clean breaths, and added, “we aren’t good, i want you to know that. we aren’t friends. you fucked me over good with this shit.”
“yeah. i did.” Red didn’t argue. He smoked his cigar and looked out at the snow drifts around them. At his battered version of Snowdin, his world that was so fucked up that it forced Monsters to go into heat and nearly die themselves to keep the population up.
Rus sighed, absently twirling the cigar between his fingers. “but if you want, i’ll try and help you get back in with your bro.”
That got Red’s attention. He turned to Rus, sockets narrowed suspiciously. “why would you do that?”
“because edge didn’t ask for any of this shit, either,” Rus said, low, “and now he’s stuck with me of all people, isn’t he. he doesn’t deserve to lose his brother, too, especially not in your shitheap of a world.” And it was a shitty, shitty thing Red did, but damned if Rus didn’t get it. What wouldn’t he do for his own bro? Might be better not to put it to the test.
Red said, dubiously, “don’t think that’s how he’d look at it—”
He didn’t get a chance to elaborate. Rus got the faintest impression of someone else’s panic at almost the exact moment the door swung open abruptly behind them and Edge came boiling out, nearly tripped ass over teakettle over them. His wild panic faded when he saw them, the flare of his eye lights dimming to confusion, “Why are you outside?”
Rus shrugged and held up the cigar in answer. “don’t worry, red is a good bodyguard.”
From the corner of his socket, Rus let his eye lights linger on Edge’s bare ribcage, the smooth, broad bones occasionally intersected with the scars of old cracks. The clotted bite mark on his sternum was stark in the artificial daylight and looking at it gave Rus a weird itch, echoed in the healed scar on his collarbone. Interesting to see that Edge hadn’t put on a shirt or even his boots. He was going to go searching in the snow in his bare feet, so panicked he was gonna chase Rus down without shoes.
Guess it was a good thing he decided not to leave. The last thing he needed was Edge showing up half-naked in Underswap Snowdin and tearing apart the town searching for him. That soul bond shit really did a number on a guy’s head, didn’t it, plus maybe some dregs of that heat lingering at the bottom of the mug.
He had the bond pulled in pretty tight right now, anyway. Rus didn’t feel a bit of Edge’s visible discomfort. His ungloved fingers clattered lightly against his skull as he ran a hand over it. “Both of you get inside.”
A direct order that neither Rus nor Red made any move to obey. Rus pinched out his cigar and tucked it into his pocket in case of a later nicotine emergency, then tipped his skull back to look at Edge, all that restless impatience turned upside down.
“you gonna make us some breakfast?” Rus asked lightly.
Edge’s eye lights settled on his and he stared at Rus, unblinking, and fuck only knew what he was seeing. Then they slowly slid to his brother’s back, at Red who was currently staring holes into the ground.
“Yes,” Edge agreed, slowly. “Now come inside.” He didn’t wait to see if they followed, turned on his bare heel and went back in, leaving the door open behind him. Red made a show about getting to his feet, tossing the cigar butt into the snow and giving his ass a lazy scratch. He was shifting impatiently by the time Rus did the same, minus the ass scratch, and shuffled inside.
Edge was waiting by the kitchen door. He said to Rus, “Why don’t you go upstairs and take a nap while I cook? You look like you could use a little more rest.”
“don’t have to tell me twice.” Especially since he suspected Edge wanted to talk with his brother without an audience. Welp, he’d gotten Red through the door, the rest was up to them.
Rus took a shortcut right up into Edge’s mussed bed. The sheets had already given up all the heat they’d collected overnight. Didn’t matter, they were still comfortable and the blankets plentiful. Rus burrowed in, sighing, and closing his sockets, firmly ignoring the spicy, sex-musty stink that was probably baked into the linens even as it made his soul twitch feebly with interest.
Nope, you had your fun, he told it sternly. Time to sit in the back seat until his pelvis felt less like it’d been used as a rocking horse.
Honestly, he didn’t mean to actually fall asleep or at least not as hard as he did, but he must’ve because the next thing Rus knew Edge was there, along with the tantalizing aroma of pancakes and coffee.
The spread was as good as the last time, golden-brown pancakes with a pat of melting butter pooled in the center, mingling with the drizzled honey. Tempting as that was, despite the hungry cry in his soul for sustenance, Rus reached for the coffee first. Only two notches above lukewarm with plenty of milk and sugar, just how he liked it.
Edge set the tray on the bed between them, digging into his plate of pancakes while Rus got close and personal with the coffee. Didn’t take long for him to finish his caffeinated bonding and start in on his own plate, groaning his bliss out around a mouthful of delicious caky sweetness.
“this is so good,” Rus mumbled, then before Edge could grouse about his tables manners in spite of the lack of table, he swallowed and added, “i could get used to being served breakfast in bed after a long night of heat sex.”
Edge’s fork paused almost too briefly to be seen, quickly cutting into his second pancake. “I think something like that could be arranged.”
It was lightly said, but the reminder made Rus grimace anyway. Yeah, if what Edge told him before held true, they were gonna be doing this every few months or so, weren’t they. A shitty situation all the way around, but fuck it, at least there might be future pancakes. He poked at a bite with his fork, the soft innards dissolving into a honey sludge.
As good as the food was, it was weirdly awkward to be sitting here eating pancakes, even more than it’d been the last time. Last time, Rus thought he was about to head home and all this would end up a footnote in his autobiography. Now Rus knew it was gonna end up as a chapter of its own and sitting here trying not to look at the bite mark he’d left on Edge’s sternum on the same bed where only a few hours ago he’d been putting in a good effort to pound Edge through the mattress was a little…yeah, awkward didn’t seem to quite cover it.
Reluctant as he was to think about last night, he did have some clear memories, and hadn’t he just been telling Red that none of this was Edge’s fault? Might be time to put his G where his big mouth was.
“i’m sorry for what i said last night,” Rus said bluntly. “it was shitty of me to blame all this on you.”
Edge didn’t even pause, only swallowed down his current mouthful and said, “I’m hardly going to hold what you say in heat against you. One of the first things in the manual is to not take things a heat-stricken Monster says personally.”
“yeah? that’s probably sound advice.” Rus dragged a bite of pancake through the leftover honey puddled on the plate, sopping it up. “i didn’t know how awful that was for you before. i suspected, you didn’t exactly seem like you were having a good time, but that?” Rus ducked his head, shuddering. “that was something else.”
“Being in heat is awful,” Edge agreed. “however, it shouldn’t be that bad again. Not according to the manual.”
“it’s word is law, huh?”
“After a few centuries of refinement, I’m willing to follow it.”
Rus was running out of pancakes to use as a buffer, time to speed this up. “i feel like an asshole for having to ask and i can guess what you’re say, but…um…are you okay?”
Stupid how that faint smile of Edge’s sent a little pulse through his soul, this bond thing could be really annoying. “I’m fine. And you wouldn’t be an asshole even if I weren’t, it wasn’t your fault.”
“it feels like my fault.” He’d been the one climbing on top, he’d been the one pinning Edge down. Willing or no, it’d still felt like Rus was taking too much, taking, forcing, driven by unrelenting heat and—
“Who are you going to trust, your feeling or me?”
Rus only laughed, a little uncomfortably. He dabbled a finger in the honey dregs, licked it clean. “i’m not usually much of a dick man, anyway. better to receive than give, in my opinion.”
“I don’t think I’m prepared to choose either way.” Edge mused thoughtfully as he set the tray with their empty plates on the floor. “I’d need more data.”
Oh. Well, now. That almost sounded like an invitation, now, dinnit?
Maybe if he…gingerly, Rus opened up the mental wall he had up around his soul juuust a little, a wide enough crack to peer out. He could feel Edge doing the same, so fucking weird, allowing the barest tickle of emotion that wasn’t his, but Rus was ready to match that emotion pretty damn quick.
Desire, as thick and sweet as that morning’s honey.
Rus swallowed hard, “uh, do you maybe…?”
“Yes, I want you,” Edge said bluntly. Just tossed it out there like a ball for Rus to fumble, except not really because Rus had a hold on it now, opening up his soul a wee bit more. Okay, so, if he could feel all the concerns and worries that Edge put out, stood to reason he’d feel want, he’d felt it a little last night. Wants and needs and desires and pleasure, and holy hell, this was gonna be interesting, wasn’t it.
“aww, sweet talker,” Rus cooed. He reached out and traced around the bite mark on Edge’s sternum teasingly, skirting dangerously close to the damaged bone. “you up for some experimenting?”
“Are you offering?”
“yeah, i am.” Enough dancing around, Rus was a little too tired yet to try for the tango. And why the fuck not. His cock was out of commission, but his cunt was all right, and as far as he knew, the only sex Edge ever had was his own heat and its aftermath, and then Rus’s. He could stand to be shown a good time. Hell, Edge was a better lay than most anyone else Rus went home with before, plus he came with morning after pancakes. Maybe this bond thing didn’t have to be so bad, especially if Edge was willing to let him show off a trick or two.
Rus leaned in, carefully telegraphing each move, and kissed him. Jaggedly sharp teeth parted, allowing his tongue inside and there was something about navigating around them, the almost-danger of it that pulled a groan out of Rus, fuck, yes, this was gonna be amazing it was—
An unguarded flash of emotion pulsed through Rus’s soul, a spark of unexpected warmth. Rus jerked back instinctively, flinching away from Edge, both hands curling over his chest as he asked shakily, “what the fuck!”
That emotion was stifled immediately, snuffed out and hastily hidden behind that mental brick wall again. “My apologies,” Edge said smoothly. He leaned in, trying to kiss Rus again but it was about ten steps past too late for that.
“no, no, holy shit, what the fuck!” That brief, shining flash, so brief, but Rus knew it for what it was. Too-warm and tender, settled insidiously against his own for only a moment, but he knew.
Love.
Rus scrambled out of the bed, nearly tripping over the tray on the floor, dishes rattling as he backed hastily away, his trembling hands held out as if to keep Edge back.
Edge didn’t try to stop him, he only sat there, looking bleak and…and…no, fuck no…
“no,” Rus choked out, “no, i can’t do that, this bond.” He clutched a fist over his sternum where his soul was aching to manifest “i can’t…please…i can’t deal with it making me feel things that aren’t real, i can’t.”
“It’s not the bond,” Edge whispered, barely audible. He looked way, down at his hands twisting in his lap. “I felt that way before I ever touched you.”
“don’t…” Rus blurted, low and thready. The sourness rising at the back of his throat overwhelming the lingering sweet. “don’t you fucking dare. i don’t believe you.”
“Why do you think my brother chose you?”
“He told me—“
”Oh, I’m sure he had a very good excuse. But heat can be more selective than you’d think.” Edge closed his sockets, exhaling long and slow, “My brother knew exactly how I felt about you and he knew that I never wanted this for you. You deserve a choice, a better choice, any other choice than this.”
“you don’t…you don’t feel that way about me…” Rus said shakily. “you can’t.” More denials trembled on his tongue, but how the fuck was he supposed to deny what he felt with his own soul.
He didn’t even think about shortcutting, only knew he needed to be gone.
The basement was cold, colder even then outside, untouched by the artificial light. Rus fumbled at the machine controls. He had to clear it and reset the coordinates for Underswap twice. Home, he had to get home, that was all, he had to get away from here and…
…and then what?
What was he gonna do? Go hide in Underswap again until heat struck one of them down?
Rus covered his face with trembling hands, inhaled the nauseating mixture the smell of tobacco and sweet honey that clung to his bones. Everything had changed and nothing had changed; the heat was still going to come and there was no place deep enough Rus could bury himself, no Monster he could pull between his legs to ride him to forgetfulness that was gonna stop it.
He didn’t know what to do anymore.
He stood in front of the shimmering blackness of portal, his soul knotted into a screaming tantrum of not fair and when had that ever changed a fucking thing? Terror and anger could fight it out for supremacy in his head, but he had some pretty visceral proof that he couldn’t run away from this one and that was the bitch of it. It was chained directly to his soul and there was no easy escape, not this time.
It was hard to force any kind of clarity into his warbling thoughts, but Rus did the best he could. Deep, calming breaths, his breath clouding in the cold of the basement. He was shivering by the time his panic loosened its hold, bones rattling in the stillness. Okay, obviously, his head and soul were twisted on backwards and upside down over this. What he needed was an outside opinion, someone who didn’t have a horse in this race to give him some damned advice.
Rus went through the portal and closed it behind him before heading upstairs, towards the best opinion he knew. He’d barely opened the door when a shout rang out, making him cringe.
“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!”
His brother all but flew off the sofa, furiously. Tears stood out in his sockets, shining against the starry blue of his eye lights. “I have been looking everywhere for you! The Monsters at Muffet’s said you were acting strangely and--” Whatever Blue saw on his face made him pause, his righteous anger fading. When Rus dropped to his knees and opened his arms Blue was there in an instant, holding him close. His small, sturdy body was comfort, it was home, and Rus greedily absorbed the feel of it.
All too soon, Blue pulled away. He didn’t go far, cupping Rus’s face in his gentle, gloved hands. “Papy? What is going on?”
That was his bro, always so kind and trying so hard to understand, to make things better. Blue wanted so terribly much to fix it, whatever it was, things and places and people and Rus.
“sit down, bro,” Rus sighed, nudging him towards the sofa, “and i’ll explain. but it’s a long story.”
“Then start telling it,” Blue settled in on the cushions, folding his hands in his lap expectantly. “and brother? I’m expecting a much longer tale than ‘Fuzzy Bunny’.”
Rus resisted the urge to say anything about it being a tale about getting tail and sat down next to him, sprawling into his brother’s lap. “okay. you remember a few weeks ago when i stayed out all night—"
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tbc
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God the concept of introducing and fleshing out a character and then just sending them on their way is so funny, though. Like, indeed not something that sounds like I want to watch it, but thank you for the description. It was a gift
it was so jarring! like, this character was given a surprising amount of setup for someone that didn’t affect anything at all. she literally shows up, gets more character development at dinner than anyone else (granted that’s not saying much since the other characters boil down to “bimbo,” “man who Fucks,” “glasses,” “boomer meme wife,” “anger issues,” and “naked?” but still) and then just says “sorry i can’t go to the actual plot of the movie with you, it’s okay, though, i’m going to a sexy party!” and then has a little back and forth about how she’s getting there and then is gone. and i was like “oho, she’s gonna show up at the end as a final victim, or she’s the mastermind or something!” but no, she’s just gone forever. at the end of the movie the evil mastermind dude is talking to the last survivor and goes “aha, you’re traumatized....... so the question is............ did you escape................. or did your friends” and the real answer is that Sexy Party escaped having to be friends with these petty assholes. good for her.
here’s some more notes i am still thinking about this next morning because they’re dumb, under a cut for length and horror content and also i guess if anyone didn’t want Escape Room (2017) spoiled?
i haven’t seen many modern horror movies with just such open, aggressive contempt for women. the majority of the named characters in this movie are female (Bimbo, Boomer Wife, Naked?, and the aforementioned Sexy Party) and in the movie’s runtime they contribute 3 things to the plot- one is booking the escape room and the other two are getting betrayed by Anger Issues. the rest of the time they’re either just scared or horny and that’s all that keeps them going. usually there’s at least a Powerful Sexy Scared Lady Moment. women in this movie are on par with, like, early bond movies when it comes to agency
relevant, boy HOWDY is Boomer Wife just, like, comically awful. i know i mentioned her earlier but it’s just pointless antagonism with no payoff. pretty much every line her husband, Glasses, has, she responds to negatively. like, literally “there must be a way out of here” “THEN WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING FIND IT” until he dies. meanwhile, every time Anger Issues says or does anything she just coos and rubs herself all over him and, like, we get it
i feel uncomfortable with a woman who is not intelligent enough to figure out on her own that e is the fifth letter of the alphabet spending half her time onscreen doing sex stuff. real sexy baby woman territory hours
this is a really poorly designed escape room AND deathtrap? like, the end puzzle requires that four of the five players get incapacitated and that Anger Issues makes it through, but at least 2 of those deaths were completely unnecessary. (one was the input to a puzzle needing to be put in by someone in a locked room that would then be filled with acid gas, but both Man Who Fucks and Bimbo were in there to do the input for no reason except so they could make out, even though Anger Issues was the one who actually solved the puzzle. the other was a dude getting cut in half because somehow he got his foot stuck on something in a four foot square completely straight air vent with nothing on the inside to get caught on but WHATEVER.) the prop that unlocks the exit door is very obvious and visible from the very start- a taxidermy bear head with an opening about the size of someone’s arm to reach into. if i’m in an escape room you KNOW i am reaching into that first thing, and then i’d have the whole hour to rig up something with the other props in the room so that someone could open the door without someone’s hand being in the crushing trap inside the bear head. (there were at least four things i saw they could have used) what happens if Bimbo had decided to stare at the ceiling outside the acid gas room or they didn’t just crawl into the vents so glasses man dies of magnetic foot i guess? does everyone who survived just sit on each other’s lap in the last room in the obvious murder chair? the point is to get Anger Issues and Anger Issues alone to the last room, but there’s so many variables that could have made either him not be able to make it there or let other people through. as a dungeon master smh
if you’re gonna spend a thousand dollars a head to do an escape room that you don’t know anything about, you deserve to die. like if an invitation shows up on your doorstep asking you to go to an escape room and you say “sure, take my money, let’s all get in an unmarked party bus with no windows and give you our phones and blindfold each other” yeah, okay, you don’t know you’re getting murdered but like you gotta kinda know
so the deaths. Bimbo and Man Who Fucks get dissolved by acid. yeah, okay, all their skin stuck to each other’s skin while they were making out and fell off, they’re skellingtons now, obviously dead. Glasses gets neatly bisected because his foot got caught on nothing. okay, clearly obviously dead. Anger Issues gets impaled through the chest in the obvious murder chair that he didn’t have to sit on but chose to. absolutely dead. Boomer Wife, however, just gets her arm either crushed or cut off and that’s treated as “welp, she’s gone forever” like WHAT? people live every day with just one arm, she will be FINE. i can almost see her banging on the door like “i’m not dead yet! i’m getting better! i feel happy!”
less of a big thing but there is a point where Anger Issues growls out of nowhere “Teddy Bear Picnic.......... only Naked would know i HATE this song” and it’s just completely apropos of nothing because it’s not related to what he hates or likes, it’s a hint to look in the bear head, and it doesn’t come up before or after, and he’s a grown man complaining about a children’s song as though he’s a seven-year-old making up anti-Barney poetry and not a full adult who just watched his sister’s flesh get melted off while she dry-humped her boyfriend
there’s a lot okay
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