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philiesslit · 1 year
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after the rollercoaster that was season 2 of young royals, i am formally putting in a request for more jealous simon fics. thank you <3
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mysticpetals · 3 years
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Farewell, sunshine
𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜: Jake × f!mc (Syianne)
𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚: angst, a sprinkle of fluff
𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩: 4.9k (oof)
𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: All Jake ever wanted was to find his sister and protect the person who had helped him more than anyone. Only, he slowly began to realise that bringing Syianne into this had caused more harm than good.
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: mentions of blood, physical attack, violence, hospitals, medical coma, panic attack.
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙨: Anonymous asked: 5. “Wake up! Please wake up.” MC and Jake finally get to meet for the first time, but everything is heavily dipped in angst. 😂 Also I adore your writing and keep up the good work!
Anonymous asked: Can you give us the most angsty jealous filled over protective short with Jake x MC i want all the ANGST to be seeping out of my screen
@mnrangera asked: Here's a nice angsty scenario for you: MC is in Duskwood continuing their investigation but is caught out in town after dark. They are on the phone with Jake when they are attacked by the Man Without a Face like Jessie was.
𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨: I know this has been LOOOOONG overdue and I apologise for the wait. Thank you to all my followers for being patient, especially those who sent the requests in. I hope the long wait is worth it and you enjoy it. Also, please read the warnings before proceeding, I don't want any of you to be triggered by something I wrote. There may be inaccuracies in how I progressed medical conditions and general working of the hospitals so I apologise for that. Please do not repost or translate this fic anywhere else!! I'm literally begging you, please don't ruin my hard work like this. I would love if I could get some sort of feedback, whether it be reblogs or comments or just anon asks. I've tried to improve my writing and I hope it shows a little in this. This is my Christmas and New Year present all wrapped in one! I hope you all have a great 2021 <3
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It was a cold, winter evening with the sky painted in a plethora of warm colors and Jake felt like finally things were going his way.
He, along with Syianne, had been working tirelessly for the past few weeks to find out what happened to Hannah. They had faced a lot of challenges along the way, with cryptic diary entries and threats directed towards them and their loved ones, but still, they'd prevailed and spent every ounce of free time, getting more information about Hannah's perpetrator.
They finally had the facts about what happened the day she was kidnapped and only the identity of the criminal was hidden. Syianne had suggested that she should go to Duskwood to try and find the last puzzle piece, to which Jake had been a little apprehensive. She argued that the rest of the group had already been through enough, with getting stalked and receiving threats and insisted that she should be the one to carry out her search in secret.
She never once asked for him to come along because she knew how dangerous it would be for him and she didn't want him to get caught. Jake was instantly warmed by the thought that someone cared so much about him, to think of his well being first.
So that night, as she called him to update him on her findings and plan after she went to Duskwood, he found himself speaking his thoughts impulsively.
"What if I came too?"
There was silence on the other end and Jake thought he might have overstepped or made it weird but she answered before he could stammer an apology.
"I'd like that. But only if you're comfortable and safe."
She told him to ruminate on it for a while and bid him goodnight. Jake thought about whether it was a logical thing to do. If Syianne planned to go undercover, he couldn't very well let her go into the lion's den alone. So he made up his mind and texted Syianne to let her know.
Jake [10:46 pm]
I'll come to Duskwood too.
Is it okay if we don't meet straight away?
I...I don't think I'm ready yet.
Syianne [10:47 pm]
I was lowkey hoping you'd say that ahaha
And of course! Take as much time as you need :)
That night, he slept with a smile on his face, excitement churning in his stomach.
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Syianne was looking forward to her trip to Duskwood.
She knew it was a potentially dangerous situation and she was only going there to investigate but knowing that Jake might be there too, sent a spark of thrill through her body. They had been speaking non-stop for the past few weeks and she really liked talking to him. His answers to questions about him or his life were adorably confusing and Syianne realized that she really wanted to get to know him, be his friend or possibly something more, if their flirty banter was anything to go by.
Her bag contained all the essentials she could need, along with a sketchbook and pencils to use in case of boredom. She couldn't leave Matrix with any of her friends as they were either busy or allergic to cats so her only option was to take her along.
She had never booked a flight so fast. Knowing she would have to take a car from the airport to the rest of the way to Duskwood did nothing to damper her excitement. She couldn't wait to meet everyone once they found Hannah, some more so than the others.
The trip was nothing eventful, just a lot of travelling and it made Syianne a little tired but the idea of meeting her friends and finally putting a stop to all this madness, made her keep going. She wouldn't admit it if you asked her but she was looking forward to possibly seeing Jake as well. She knew he might not be comfortable enough to meet her yet and she completely respected that, but the thought still lingered.
She checked in to the only hotel Duskwood had, not meeting the receptionist's - Lilly's - eyes and was eternally grateful that she had only leaked her number and not her photo in that video. It would have been much more difficult to move about Duskwood, if that were the case.
The room they had was pretty basic, but not too bad for a few nights. Matrix prowled around the room, getting herself comfortable in the new environment while Syianne slowly unpacked the few clothes and necessities she brought.
In the corner of her mind, there was the thought that Jake might be staying at this hotel too and that sent a shiver of excitement down her spine. But she was a woman of her word and would wait until Jake was ready and would not try to look for him.
She had a mission here and she wanted to be damn sure that that's what she would be focusing on and save Hannah.
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Jake was supposed to be in Duskwood about two nights ago.
He had encountered some issues with removing his tracks from the internet, as well as trying to find a safe way to drive to Duskwood without exposing himself. Working as a hacker did have some benefits and finally he managed to find a guy who made him three fake number plates that he would interchange every once in a while, so his whereabouts couldn't be traced.
He had let Syianne know of the unexpected delay but to his surprise, she was enjoying herself in Duskwood. She had told him that Jessy gave her a virtual tour of the town once and she was excited to explore all those places in person. She talked to him at night, describing the beauty of the small town and Jake felt himself growing wistful, wondering what they could do together if he had been there. But then again, hadn't he said that he wouldn't show himself right now? He was cautious - just as he had been all his life - but something about Syianne just made him want to let his guard down, to just be selfish for once.
He had no time to think further on it because finally, all the preparations and precautionary measures were done and he could drive to Duskwood. He couldn't leave Glitch at home because he had attachment issues and couldn't go without Jake for a long period of time. So he ushered him into his carrier and told him he could claw all the wood he wanted when they reached their destination and Glitch meowed in agreement. He had always been a smart cat, after all.
Changing the number plates every hour was exhausting, especially when he didn't do much manual work but he endured it, if it meant he was one step closer to finding his sister.
When he finally reached Duskwood, he was in awe of how normal it looked, how silent; how someone who didn't know that a girl had been kidnapped would think of this place as the perfect getaway. But he knew better, didn't he? This town held dark secrets, secrets that people weren't willing to acknowledge and he was going to expose them for what they were, no matter what it took.
Signing into the Duskwood hotel was as awkward as he imagined it to be, his half sister having no idea who he was and looking at his dark, baggy clothes suspiciously. He wasn't blaming her, he would have probably done the same if a strange man came out of nowhere to stay in Duskwood of all places. Lilly gave him a tight smile as he picked up his bag and key and made way to his room.
Syianne had texted him earlier that day that she would be checking out the lake in the evening, where Jessy was attacked. Jake was against it from the start but he should have known how stubborn she could be and eventually, he had to agree but only on the condition that she stays on video call with him the whole time. Syianne was evidently bewildered by his request, judging by the way she kept writing and erasing her reply but after a while, she managed to ask if he would be comfortable with that. Jake's heart warmed at her considerate words, never really having anyone who would care about his emotions, he was always surprised when Syianne said something like that. He replied that he would just turn off his camera or point it at the lamp or something but he had to be sure about her safety.
And that's why, he was sitting with his phone in front of him in the evening, camera turned off as he watched her fondly, pointing out the strange birds she saw.
"Ah, I wish you were here! The lake is so pretty this time and the light from sunset is reflecting off the water and it makes an amazing view," she said, voice breathy with the exertion of walking for a while and a tone of awe towards the scene in front of her.
"That's sufficient sightseeing, don't you think?" Her voice suddenly took a serious note and Jake straightened up in his chair. He was afraid but couldn't say anything. He had already agreed to let her go with a condition and he feared if he asked her to not investigate, she would probably end the call and keep looking for clues by herself. At least on the phone, he could look at her surroundings and made sure no one sneaked up on her.
"If you say so," he said half-heartedly, glancing at the surroundings behind her as she narrowed her eyes at his dismissive tone.
The next twenty minutes were spent with Syianne looking around the lake and Jake looking over her shoulder virtually. She had scouted the edge and went a little deeper into the forest, looking for a car, a boat, a mask - anything, really - but the search had proved to be futile so far. Everything was as peaceful as ever, no signs of any disturbance and it made Jake a little antsy. Nothing was ever this perfect.
"Well, since we can't find anything here, I think you should come back. It's getting late," Jake said, looking at the already darkened sky. It was an ominous red color and Jake was getting more and more worried as people left the lakeside.
Syianne frowned but didn't argue and that made him sigh in relief.
"Yeah, you're right. No use trying to find something that isn't there," she said and started walking again.
"Wait, you walked here? Didn't you bring your car?" Jake asked and she shook her head.
"Nope, I wanted to enjoy Duskwood and being in a car wouldn't have helped," she smiled at the camera and Jake let out an almost inaudible sigh. Why couldn't she care about her safety a little more? She was going to give him grey hair before he reached his thirties, that was for sure.
As he began to reply to her, he caught movement from the left side of the screen and instantly grabbed his phone, expanding the background.
There was a silhouette of a hand.
"Syianne, run!" He shouted, as the figure's arm came into view and she looked back in surprise before starting to sprint, the camera shaking from her movements.
Jake scrambled to get his car keys, not bothering with what he was wearing and ran towards the hotel parking, getting into his car and connecting the GPS to his phone, all the while listening to Syianne's panting breaths as she ran away from the man without a face.
Getting her location was no problem for him and he just hoped he would arrive there on time.
"Jake, I'm scared. I'm hiding behind a big building and I think he went on ahead," she whispered, voice shaky and trembling and Jake's hands gripped the steering wheel tightly as he glanced over at his phone to watch her looking around herself in a panic.
Five more minutes and he would reach her location. Jake had never been more thankful that Duskwood was a small town and the hotel wasn't so far away from the lake.
"I'm coming, Syianne. Just a little while more and we'll go back together."
"Okay, I think I'm safe for now," she said. There was a sound of slow careful footsteps as Syianne came out from behind the building.
The abrupt sound of a gasp almost made him lose control of the steering wheel and he increased his speed as he heard what sounded like a scuffle. Syianne had probably dropped her phone because it only showed the dark sky and sounds of her struggling against her attacker.
"No! Let–"
Jake let out a harsh breath, jaw tightening as he heard Syianne's scream. He drove straight for a bit and turned the next corner and saw the man trying once again to restrain her. His eyes saw red and he honked and honked like it was nobody's business, speeding towards them.
The man without a face seemed to have realised that someone was coming to help as he pushed Syianne roughly into the wall and ran away towards the forest. As much as Jake wanted to go after him, Syianne was his first priority and he quickly got out of the car, dashing towards her crumpled form, lying on the ground.
He fumbled with his phone, calling the local police and asking for an ambulance, his body shaking all the while, as he knelt down next to Syianne.
He felt tears welling in her eyes as he looked at her battered form and realised that she was bleeding.
"Syianne?" He spoke in a scared voice.
"Syianne!" He said more forcefully, repeatedly patting her face in hope she'll look at him but her eyes were still glassy and unfocused as if she couldn't comprehend anything.
"I'm...so sorry. I…" her voice trailed off as she struggled to breathe and Jake cried, seeing her in so much pain, when he couldn't do anything except wait for the ambulance to arrive.
After a moment, Syianne's eyes fluttered closed and Jake's panic rose to new heights.
"No, no, no! Wake up! Please wake up!" He shouted and begged but she didn't respond to his calls.
His hand was soaked in her blood from where he was applying pressure on the wound at her side. The blood hadn't stopped flowing and Jake was worried that she was losing too much, too soon.
"What do I do? What do I do?" He muttered to himself, adrenaline coursing through his veins, with only one thought in his head – to save her.
He heard sirens in the distance and was relieved to know that help was coming. He pushed up the fallen hood of his jacket up on his head and looked at Syianne for any signs of consciousness. Her breaths were shallow and eyes still closed.
Soon enough, paramedics rushed to the scene and immediately started tending to Syianne's wounds. Jake felt as if he was just a spectator, not being able to do anything but watch. Someone came up to him and started asking him questions, about how he found her, who he was to her and if he knew anything about the attack. He answered all the questions as carefully as he could, giving a fake name, because he still wasn't sure if the police department was in league with the kidnapper or not.
As soon as he was done with the questioning, a paramedic approached him, letting him know that they were taking Syianne to the hospital and he would have to come there for a bit of paperwork. Jake hesitated and said he'd drive there in his own car and the paramedic nodded in response and left.
He got in his car and put his head in his hands, shaking at the unfortunate turn of events. This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Syianne was just going to check out the lake and then surprise her friends the next day by telling them she'd be here for a few days and enjoy Duskwood together.
Jake was even thinking of meeting her in person and telling her that she had changed his life for the better. But his cowardice, his meticulous nature to not let anyone know who he was or where he was might have cost Syianne her life tonight. Even thinking about it had tears pooling in his eyes and he took a deep breath to bite back the sobs that were threatening to break once again.
He felt guilty, so so guilty and couldn't bring himself to start the car. He was pretty sure that if – no when – Syianne woke up, she would want nothing to do with the man who put her life in danger. With that thought rooted in his mind, he opened his phone and with trembling hands, sent Jessy a text about Syianne's accident. He received a reply almost immediately.
Jessy [8:46 pm]
What?
How did she come here?
You know what? If she's not okay, I'm going to hunt you down and make you pay.
Jake had no trouble believing she was telling the truth. All he wanted to do was help and now everything was falling apart. Taking a deep but shaky breath, he started the car but instead of going to the hospital, he turned towards the hotel.
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Jessy had no trouble believing that the hacker was telling the truth. His texts were frantic and he practically begged her to go to the hospital to see Syianne. She had no idea how she got here, but hearing that she got attacked, just like she was, was enough to make her worry and drive to the hospital, after letting Cleo know. She figured that the rest of them deserved to know too.
She rushed to the front desk, breathless and worried, and one of the nurses told Jessy that the doctors were with Syianne and she'd have to wait until they were done to know how she was.
After some time of relentless pacing, Cleo arrived and Jessy filled her in on everything that the hacker told her, which wasn't much, but it gave them a good idea of what had happened. Cleo said that she hadn't told anyone else yet and that they should do so as soon as the doctors had an update on Syianne's condition.
About an hour later, a nurse came upto Jessy and Cleo, asking if they knew Syianne and upon their confirmation, led them to the room she was kept in. They weren't allowed to enter yet as the doctors were still in the room, but Jessy gasped when she saw Syianne's scratched up face, with bandages covering her head.
"Oh my gosh." Cleo breathed and Jessy felt a rush of sorrow as she averted her eyes.
The doctors after completing their examination, told them that Syianne was stabbed in the side but luckily it didn't puncture anything important and they closed up the wound to allow it to heal. What was more concerning, was the fact that she was hit on the back of her head.
"She most likely suffered from a concussion, in which case, it is of the utmost importance that the patient doesn't fall asleep," the doctor said and Jessy and Cleo looked at each other uneasily.
"But Syianne fell asleep…" Jessy began and the doctor gave her an apologetic smile.
"That's right. She was unconscious when she was brought here. The superficial wounds are taken care of, we just don't know when she'll wake up."
Both of them were too stunned to say anything and a call for the doctor from one of the nurses broke them out of their stupor.
"So, she's in a coma?" Cleo asked.
The doctor hesitated before answering.
"Essentially, yes. But we can't know for sure without further observation. If the injury isn't severe she'll wake up soon, we just have to monitor her constantly and look for any changes." He then walked off when his pager went off, most likely to see another patient.
"Don't worry, Jessy. She'll wake up soon," Cleo said, placing a hand on her shoulder, as they looked into Syianne's room, seeing her sleeping peacefully, as if nothing was wrong and she was just taking a nap.
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As soon as she got home from the hospital, Jessy sent out a row of furious texts to the hacker, clouded by her anger and hopelessness. In her head, it was all his fault that Syianne was twittering between life and death. He was the one who asked her to come to Duskwood without letting any of them know, which caused her to be in such a terrible condition.
Everything was crumbling.
They were a tight knit group, always there for each other but when did it turn into a nightmare, Jessy didn't know. Emotion overtook her and she suddenly collapsed against the wall, keeping a hand on her mouth to muffle her sobs, and cried.
She cried for Hannah, who she had no idea whether she was alive or not. She cried for Syianne, who had become such a great friend to her. Most importantly, she cried for her relationship with everyone, that was slowly but surely, withering away.
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Jake had been pacing in his hotel room ever since getting back, waiting on a word from Jessy. Glitch watched him with big eyes, as he stubbed his on the bedside and cursed. Sighing in defeat, Jake realised that it won't do any good to worry himself to death, but that didn't mean that his mind didn't drift off to the earlier scene.
Syianne lying on the ground. Blood pooled around her.
He shook his head in frustration, trying to get that image out of his head but to no success. Glitch, sensing that something was wrong, strolled towards him, rubbing and purring against his legs. Jake softened at seeing his efforts to calm him and he picked Glitch up, moving to lay down on the bed. He petted him, smiling at the way the cat burrowed himself further against Jake, curling his tail around his wrist.
After a few peaceful moments of cuddling, Jake's phone lit up with a text, which had him scrambling to grab it from the bedside. Glitch meowed in protest but Jake was too wound up to notice.
Jessy [10:25 pm]
She's in a coma
They don't know when she'll wake up
Jake felt all breath leave him as he read Jessy's text. He didn't know what to think, what to do, what he could do. Jessy didn't give him a chance to respond.
Jessy [10:26 pm]
Don't contact any of us ever again
I don't want to find Hannah this way…which leads to everyone else getting hurt
Please leave Syianne out of this
Saying her mind, Jessy went offline again. Jake took a shaky breath, trying to ground himself. Syianne might never make up.
No, he told himself.
He couldn't think like that. He knew she'd wake up, it might take a little time but she will. Because if she didn't, Jake wouldn't be able to live with himself.
He got another text from Lilly, saying she was sorry that it happened but he couldn't bring himself to write back. His mind was empty, body numb to everything around him and he was cursing himself for being so careless.
If he hadn't been so selfish, if only he didn't put all of this on her, if he had just reached on time, if, if, if.
That's all he thought of, as tears continuously trailed down his cheeks, an arm covering his eyes, the only thing on his mind being Syianne, just as it had been ever since he started talking to her.
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The next day, Jake found himself holding a large flower bouquet and walking to Duskwood hospital's reception. He was trembling, scared out of his mind but he just had to see Syianne. So, he had braved his anxiety and was now standing in front of the receptionist, who looked at the abnormally large bouquet in his hands and raised an eyebrow. He cleared his throat.
"I'm here to see Syianne King, she was admitted here yesterday."
The receptionist's gaze sharpened as she looked him over and he partially hid behind the flowers.
"Only family members are allowed to visit," she spoke slowly and Jake bit his lip in frustration.
"I'm her fiance," he said and before the surprised receptionist could say anything, he continued, "I drove here as soon as I got the call but they wouldn't tell me what happened. Only that Syianne had been in an accident and I needed to get here as soon as I could and I—" he cut himself off, shuffling nervously and wiping away the tears that had managed to escape from his eyes.
The receptionist softened, seeing his genuine sorrow and care for his fiance and warmed her voice.
"Of course, I'm sorry for what happened. She's in room 309, third floor. The elevator is down the hall," she pointed and Jake thanked her profusely before walking ahead.
Him being Syianne's fiance might have been fake but everything he had felt was the truth and he felt overwhelmed now that he was here. Should he see her? Did he even deserve to see her after he put her in danger? Thoughts like this plagued his mind all the way to Syianne's room and they only stopped when he saw '309' written in bold letters on a grey coloured door.
His breath stuttered in his chest. He was second guessing his presence in the hospital, thinking whether he shouldn't have come. He stood in front of the door for about ten minutes, contemplating but when the nurses started giving him suspicious looks, he swallowed thickly and with shaky hands, opened the door.
Nothing could have prepared him for the utter despair and helplessness he felt, as he saw Syianne's motionless form on the bed, breathing as if she was just sleeping and would wake up any minute. But he knew that wasn't the truth.
She was here and it was his fault.
For the longest time, he just sat on a chair beside her bed and just looked at her. His eyes traced every injury, every bruise that was visible and he felt sick, blaming himself for letting it happen. She was still sleeping and suddenly, it just got too much.
There was too much light, too much beeping, the walls were too white, the flowers in his hands digging into his skin and he got up hastily, dropping the bouquet and backed into the furthest corner of the room.
His breath was coming in short bursts, it hurt to breath, to think, to stay upright—!
His legs gave from under him and he slid down, back against the wall, shaking hands coming up to wipe the wetness on his face.
He didn't even realise he had been crying.
His vision was a blur of dark shapes and in a distinct corner of his head that was still sane, he thought of what Syianne would have done had she been awake. He was sure she would kneel down in front of him and take his hands, running her thumbs against the back of his hands to calm him.
'Breathe slowly, Jake. Deep breaths with me, come on,' he heard her in his head and tried to slow down, breathing harshly at first but after a few minutes, his vision cleared and his breathing stabled to an acceptable rate.
His whole body shook with the sheer suddenness of the panic attack and he slowly tried to get up, holding onto the wall as a support as his gaze, once again, landed on the bed and it's occupant.
All at once, his head cleared and he knew what to do.
Snatching a sheet of paper from the notepad lying near her chart, Jake penned his thoughts, all his anguish, and his apologies on it. Not once did his hand shake as he wrote the note and not once did his mind waver from the decision he had made. At last, when he had said everything he wanted to, he put the pen down and glanced at Syianne's peaceful face.
His throat closed up but he swallowed once to make sure he didn't cry. No, Jake had no time for tears. It was his fault that this happened in the first place, so it was his responsibility that he would make it right.
He didn't know when she would wake but whenever it might be, Jake had everything he wanted to say, already written for her.
He bent down towards her and placed the softest of kisses against her forehead, knowing that it would be the only time he would ever get to do it.
She did not open her eyes and Jake stepped back with a miniscule tilt of his lips.
Yes, he would make everything right.
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Merry Incorrect quotes-mas
Isaac: I CAN'T DO IT! Diana, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Isaac: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Harland: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Isaac: Isaac: I appreciate it, Isaac: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Felix: Isaac- Isaac: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Colton: Isaac we gotta- Isaac: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Isaac: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Isaac, motioning to Immy: NOT FUCKING THIS
She’s an absolute demon okay
Isaac: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Diana: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Harland: More or less, I guess... Felix: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Colton: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Immy: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
They have a very different definition of “saving the world”
Isaac: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Diana: Nope, absolutely not. Harland: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Felix: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Colton: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Immy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Why is it that both the yellow souls are the ones to get these massive insecurity ones?? Like what’s the chance of both Justin AND Isaac getting these exact ones??
Special wanna be evil section :D
Immy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Felix: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Harland: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Felix: Good thinking.
Lowkey masochistic but smart. 
Immy: What time is it? Felix: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Felix: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Harland: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Felix: It’s 2 am
Felix you absolute gremlin- that is more of an Immy thing but Harland and Felix are close enough where he would be open to mess with him.
Immy: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Felix: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Harland: Smad.
Said with a deadpan expression most likely.
Immy: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Felix: Immy no. Harland: Mistlefoe. Felix: Please stop encouraging them.
Okay now THIS is in character--
Immy: What did you do with Harland's body? Felix: What didn’t I do with the body? Immy: Felix: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Immy probably did the silent eyebrow raise to make him feel embarrassed for his sins.
*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym* Immy, joking: Felix's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions. Felix: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated. Felix: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros! Felix: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym. Harland: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like- Felix: YEAH, HARLAND. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH HARLAND. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT. Felix: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR. Immy: *Cracking up* Felix: YEAH, HARLAND. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!' Felix: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym. Harland: Immy: Okaaay- Harland: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself... Immy: Maybe fire? Fire type? Harland: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?Felix: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Immy I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP. Felix: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE- Harland: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type! Felix, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
Okay so just because I love this so much I’m making the new headcanon that Felix is normally quiet and timid but gets loud when talking about Pokemon because he’s obsessed with it.
Immy: I know you snuck out last night, Felix. Harland: Play dumb! Felix: Who's Felix? Harland: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Okay... again, accurate.
Immy: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Felix: The cow??? Immy: What? Harland: Felix, W H Y?
I really want to draw this now.
Immy: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Felix: We got spring water Immy: NO. Harland: with EXTRA minerals Felix: it's like licking a stalagmite Immy: DON'T COME HOME. Harland: Mmmmm cave water
Of course the boys need to tease her sometimes too.
Immy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Felix: You’re a hazard to society Harland: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Gosh Harland you chaotic nugget-
Immy: While I’m gone, Felix, you’re in charge. Felix: Yes!!! Immy, whispering: Harland, you’re secretly in charge. Harland: Obviously.
Yeah this is basically how the leadership roles go.
Immy, trying to ask Felix out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Harland: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
I don’t ship it but I do love me Mulan
Immy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Felix? Felix: … No. Harland: I do! Immy: I know, Harland. Harland: I’m sad! Immy: I know, Harland.
Okay this is just accurate.
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shaechans · 3 years
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boyfriend! jaehyun
the boy: nct’s jung jaehyun
type: headcanon + timestamp
word count: 934
a/n: this is so delayed im sorry:(( but i hope you like it anyway;) jaehyun is 4ever my crush/husband fever dream so most of this is my pov cause im always thinking about bf jaehyun because lets be honest, who isn’t?
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okay so this might be a long one, buckle upp
now jung fucking jaehyun here is the EMBODIMENT of boyfriend material and like you cannot disagree
he’s just ugh
well firstly, you’re definitely ALL over him no doubt
but the heartwarming stuff is that he’s ABSOLUTELY WHIPPED for you
like the boy would DO ANYTHING that is to do with you
sure he’s known for being unbothered but he couldn’t be more involved when it’s related to you like ugh ultimate heart eyes
and despite him being lowkey about your relationship, he’d always find ways to brag about you
“lmao y/n would LOVE this track- omg y/n did the funniest thing yesterday- oh and johnny y/n can you get me fruit loops cause y/n wants some-” “jaehyun it’s 4 in the morning, wtf are you doing here?”
cheesy cheesy CHEESY
like you’d have to order pizzas without cheese cause jaehyun’s literally next to you SORRY THAT WAS A BAD ONE
“good morning, how was heaven when you left it?;)))” “jaehyun all i ask is for one normal morning with my toast could you not 😭😭”
will find any and every reason to compliment and tease you
but that’s cause he absolutely adores your pissed off/annoyed expression akhjsjaakk
loves picnics like????? yes????
you feeding him strawberries or pie on a cloudy day on a breakfast mat, jaemples on full display and your heart just 💔💔 peak devastation 💔💔💔
also he just gets so excited to spend time with you i absolutely cannot fucking do this bye-
oh and omg if y’all planned a pinic date and it rained (cue pouty jaehyun;(() then he’d immediately improvise to movie night!!! with the boys!!!!!11!! yay!
sure they can be annoying, but the two of you are always in your own world so donghyuck’s commentary doesn’t really matter
aight PDA!111!!!11!
he LOVES hand and cheek kisses omggomggggg
also butterfly kisses AAAAAAAAAAAAA
eyelid kisses are his favourite for when he’s shy and doesn’t want you to look at his flushed face awwww
and omgomg ikea dates im-
those are honestly the best??? like just the two of you laughing and joking around, acting like you own the house and it’s all fun and games—until y’all “accidentally” run into johnny sigh
sigh i guess i’ll have to stop here before i get in too deep (which already happened but hush)
omg please does anyone want husband! jaehyun cause OH MY GOD
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[ 7:39 pm ] resting your feet up on the coffee table in front of you, you glanced at the clock waiting for jaehyun to get home after work. thinking it would be a while till he got home, you switched on the tv, flipping through channels mindlessly when the door opened. you looked up, your expression confused when you heard a “honey! i’m home!!”
turning the corner, you came to face a dimply jaehyun, face a little tired but nonetheless happy to see you. he was quick to engulf you in a hug and a little peck on your cheek before heading to a shower.
until then, you returned to your former place on the couch, munching on a few snacks you rummaged out of the kitchen, waiting for jaehyun to join in a cuddle session. however jaehyun had other plans, running to jump on the sofa, making you flinch and whine at his antics.
“why would you do that jae!!” you whined even more as he pulled you in a little headlock, instigating a wrestle. of course you didn’t say no because now you were not willing to lose. that went on to a heated match on the carpeted floor, with you straddling a red face jaehyun you tickled his sides, waiting for him to admit defeat.
“fine fiNE I SAID YOU WIN” he exclaimed, leaning to his side after you stood up, only to fall on the couch laughing at the poor boy. “okay you can stop wheezing now:(” jaehyun announced sitting beside you, sukling. wiping the remaining tears by your eyes, you leaned forward to hug the boy beside you, pressing a loving peck to his pouty lips.
“you know i love you but you were literally asking for it” “yeah i thought i’d win!! i never knew you were good at wrestling sigh. you could’ve told me we could’ve bet hyuck together that day when he was acting up!!!” he tutted, going on about how you had hurt his pride.
“i’m sorry love but can we just cuddle now, that’s what i had been trying to do before you pounced onto me, asking for war!” you said, pulling a laughing jaehyun to your bed, falling on your back together.
staring at the ceiling, the two of you went on about conspiracy theories and ways to run away from johnny third wheeling almost all your dates. turning to your side, you started at jaehyun and then his hair. ‘damn this boy has soft hair’ you would think, hands reaching up to touch.
“what are you doing love?” jaehyun questioned, voice soft and his eyes closed at your touch. “literally how do you guys manage to keep your hair so bouncy and soft even after a billion rounds of bleach, it’s mind boggling!!” you spoke in amusement, jaehyun chuckling at your random discovery.
“treatment, baby” he muttered, in a state of sleep from you hands playing with his bangs softly. not long later, you could hear his snores and chuckling, straightened his body so he was sleeping comfortably. pulling the blankets on the two of you, you kissed his forehead before sleeping cuddled into his shoulder uwu.
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wow was this long?? i’m sorry lmao im a huge jeff stan and i was into the feels so i just went on and on. anyway, requests are open, like always!! so feel free to request!! might post a christmas prompt list as well cause i’m in a christmas mood so let me know if you guys would be interested!!!
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sunflowerhae · 4 years
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-> you’re mesmerized ✉
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-> love! triangle (Jeno, Renjun, OC)
-> ♡ ☾ ✓
playlist• heather, conan gray/Something, The Beatles/ flowers in december, Mazzy Star/ A BOY IS A GUN*, Tyler the Creator/ love again, nct dream/ soft universe, AURORA/ butterflies, kacy musgraves•
──────── ❝ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 ❞
•December 3rd plays in your mind as u and Jeno stand by his locker on the first day back to school from winter break.
•although it was a month ago, u still remember it like it was yesterday
•u and Jeno had gone to the fair in your town
•the last one of the year. They called it the winter festival
•basic
•but ur friend group had a tradition of going together.
•everything was going fine, until you and Jeno had broken off from the group to look at the phat christmas tree.
•you had forgotten a sweater, and Jeno was more than willing to give u his, along w one of his famous eye smiles
•u swore up and down (In ur own head) that that was the day you knew you liked (loved) him
•Jeno couldn’t stop staring at you in it. And when u turned to him, all he said was
•”it looks even better on you than me.”
•and then he kissed u
•yeah
•so this is love
•you thought something would happen when you went back to school that Monday.
•but nothing came. Just Jeno refusing to meet ur eyes
•or talk to u://
•Jaemin said it was because he was scared and that you just needed to be patient
•u accepted it, and waited for the day he kissed u once more
•by Christmas break, y’all were back to being best buds™️
•and you thought maybe when Y’all returned for school, he would have worked up enough nerve to seal the deal w you
•but on that first day back
•in front of his locker
•Jeno locked eyes on the new girl, heather, for the first time
•the way he looked was absolutely beautiful.
•he had wide, open eyes
•and he couldn’t stop staring at her as she walked by and Laughed at something her tour guide said to her.
•yeah, he looked absolutely mesmerized
•but it wasn’t directed at you
•and you knew you lost him
•by lunch, heather was in your group
•turns out Jeno had history with her. And he wasn’t as “scared” as Jaemin said he was at making moves
•all the boys loved her, and while you really wanted to hate her
•u couldn’t deny that she was an absolute angel
•she had an eye smile, like Jeno
•and dimples
•and long, beautiful eyelashes
•and a beautiful laugh
•and she could keep up w haechans jokes, and chenji so easily called her noona, something they never did w you
•Jaemin tried flirting w her, but Jeno looked so protective over her, that Jaemin turned to you and shrugged while wrapping his arm around u
•u wanted to throw up when heather politely asked u and Jaemin how long u had been together
•and Jaemin threw his arm off u, and made gagging noises while the rest of the table laughed
•heather got red, and mumbled an apology to you while bowing.
•You wanted to hate her, you wanted to yell at her. But then, ppl would know that you liked Jeno. Jeno would know. And that was too embarrassing
•so you smiled at her, laughed, and shook your head while holding up a hand
•”Jaemin and me? Please, I’d rather die a lonely virgin with 50 cats”
•Heather laughed, and scooted closer to you, and said “it’ll be so nice to have a girl friend!”
•yes, u wanted to throw up.
•but u just wrapped your arm around her, like Jaemin did to u
•and reassured her that you two were already getting married, while she laughed
•over the course of the next two weeks, she spent more and more time with ur group
•and in three weeks, it was no longer just you and jeno by his locker every morning, but you, Jeno, and heather
•you and her were talking about how terrible the lunch food was
•when Jeno came up, and wrapped his arm around her shoulder Before giving her a kiss on her forehead, to which she blushed furiously for
•your mind went back to four nights ago, when heather scream texted u (“JSNSISHEVRB”) that Jeno had drove over to her house with milkshakes, took her to a park, and asked her to be his gf
•u cried all night, four nights ago
•after he says hello to u, y’all three talk for a while before the bell rings.
•Jeno and heather start walking towards class, talking about some random thing, while u walk slower in the back, basic third wheel style
•you couldn’t stop staring at their interlocked hands.
•u felt bad. Because heather had easily become ur best girl friend
•but u loved her boyfriend
•and u lowkey wanted her to die
•:/
•u felt like this wasn’t fair.
•u had known Jeno far longer than she did
•why did she get him?
•your thoughts silently went on like this for three more months after this incident.
•May 1st.
•every 1st, your group developed a routine of going to this cafe, just down the street from haechans house
•you would all order milkshakes and fries and sometimes burgers or onion rings
•and you would all just have a good time
•you were feeling a lil down today
•heather had told u that her and Jeno kissed for the first time, and said they loved each other
•to make literally all matters worse, she was wearing the sweater Jeno had let u wear, all those months ago
•the pain in ur heart had numbed. It didn’t hurt so bad anymore everytime you saw them w interlocked hands, or w his arm around her, like now, where they sat across from you in the half circle booth.
•you couldn’t stop looking as ur usual waiter, Jane, came up.
•”hey y’all, I hope you don’t mind, but we have a new worker that needs training, and since y’all are so sweet, I figured he could practice on you? Is that okay?” Her sweet southern bell accent made it hard to say no, not that your group of friends would anyway.
•u actually knew Jane quite well. She was in ur grade, and sat next to you in art.
•u loved her honestly
•u also loved how the blush on Haechan’s face increased, and he couldn’t look up to meet the sweet red heads eyes, which were actively looking at the young boy
•ah, young love
•u made a mental note to talk Haechan up to her tomorrow in art (which you texted Haechan under the table, and he looked up at u in surprise with a smile on his face)
•when u looked away from Haechan, up to the new waiter standing in front of you with a shaky voice and nervous eye
•u felt like the air was sucked out of u
•oh my God that’s the most beautiful boy I’ve ever seen
•you knew u looked mesmerized
•wide eyes, open mouth
•u looked like jeno, three months ago
•jeno saw this
•he didn’t say anything, but he saw it
•tbh, jeno did like u on december 3rd
•and he was going to tell u he liked u on the first day back, after break
•but heather was,,
•amazing
•the one thing he ever needed
•his soulmate, he thinks
•that didn’t mean he still didn’t care for u
•but when u so willingly befriended heather, he thought u were okay
•so he never questioned it
•but the way you looked at the waiter,,
•he thought you looked mesmerizing
•so he was going to help u, bc u deserved it
•when the waiter got around the table and finally turned to you to ask for ur drink, he locked eyes on u and
•my man dropped his pencil pad
•he got so red, and went to pick it up, but halted when you started giggling at him
•he sent a smile ur way, then went to reach to get the pad
•renjun had liked u since freshman year
•he hated biology, but ur beautiful smile and the way you threw your head back when you laughed made it waayyyy more bearable
•he had never talked to you, and barely saw you when sophomore year came around
•but that didn’t mean he didn’t think abt u
•u were literally always on his mind
•he was so excited for Advanced Art 3 this year
•he had heard there was a lot of portrait drawings
•and he had gotten marked down before for drawing you for assignments when he wasn’t supposed to (not by much doe because they were THAT good)
•so he was excited to freely be able to draw u
•but bruh when he walked in and u were
•THERE
•ugh he was sad
•not that sad tho bc
•u were THERE
•he saw u a lot with the only other girl in ur friend group, so he felt too embarrassed to say hi
•but he promises his bsf, mark, that he would have if u were alone,,,
•all the damn time
•(mark don’t believe him doe, i agree)
•he had never looked directly into ur eyes
•which is why everytime he drew u, he felt like the eyes were wrong
•so wrong
•but he couldn’t place what it was
•but having u look into his eyes now
•my god he was so excited to go home and draw u
•but u,,,u were not excited
•bc wtf just happened
•u,,at the time,,didn’t know u had just met the loyl
•bc u had only ever really liked jeno before
•u decided to push that shit D O W N
•but jeno
•he was like “nah”
•he had said that he wanted to pay, and before anyone could argue (k like anyone would argue) he grabbed the bill and shuffled heather out of the seat so he could get out
•he grabbed her hand and walked towards the cash register, where jane was standing
•when u saw them holding hands it,,weirdly didn’t bother u
•all u could think abt was that beautiful waiters smile
•jeno and heather walked up to jane nd were like
•”jane, 🅱️ls get our waiter, we have to play cupid.”
•renjun: comes out from the kitchen
•jeno: “y/n, the girl sitting over there? yeah, this is her number”
•jeno: slides over the bill, w ur # written on it (he put it in the section that said “Tip_______” bc he thought he was funny. like, ur tip is a whole ass gf)
•renjun: blush
•jeno: “just tell her who u are bc she doesn’t know we’re doing this but we can tell y’all like each other uwu”
•renjun: huh *sweat*
•jeno: “mkay byeyeeeee”
•renjun indeed did text u that night
•after texting mark first (“JAJSNSNDBSBDBD BRUH GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED” “new phone who dis” “MARK DIS IS SERIOUS DIENDJAJSB”)
•and mark coached him through what to say
•so naturally, renjun looked like a fucking idiot
•but u thought it was cute uwu
•and u were sharpening ur ax to literally murder jeno uwu ❤️✨🌙😌
•when renjun asked u if u wanted to go on a date uwu
•and u were like “ummmm yeth”
•u agreed y’all would over the weekend
•but yet
•when u walked into art the next day and bumped into a rando
•and looked up
•and you and renjun locked eyes
•u had a feeling y’all would be hanging out sooner than the weekend
•the thought had u smiling wide while you said hello
fin.
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dreamlanddoll · 4 years
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How would Cedric propose to his soul mate? What would their wedding be like? Who would be Cedric’s best man? (I headcannon Roland, who is surprised and profoundly touched!)
oooh here we go~!
Getting Married To Cedric the Sorcerer Headcanons 
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He prepares proposing to you for months, and he is terrified
Sofia helps him, obviously- even Amber pitches in! 
“Princess Amber? How come you’re helping me?”
“Oh, I just LOVE love~!”
“I find that hard to believe.” 
Cedric writes down everything he wants to say to you- wanting to make sure 100% that he doesn’t stutter or mess up (of course he does when the occasion rises though, and it’s adorable~)
Sofia proof reads it. “Looks good, Mr. Cedric!”
But then Amber wants to proof read as well, and of course her response is different- she lets out an unsure hum. 
Cedric immediately panics. “What? What’s wrong with it?!”
“It needs a bit more… drama!”
“Amber.. it’s a proposal, not an action scene.”
Sofia reassures Cedric that it’s plenty romantic, and that y/n is gonna love it 
He doesn’t have anything extravagant planned, Cedric’s not one for theatrics in his own life- he’s just really excited (and scared) to propose to you
He simply sits you down in his workshop one day, starting out with “There’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you..”
“Uh oh, that’s never good.” you joke- but it only makes him more nervous- oh dear, this was going to be harder than he thought
Cedric gulps, gently taking your hands in his starting to speak again. As soon as he pulls out the, “we’ve been together for a while.” and “you make me so happy.” you kinda catch onto what’s happening. But he’s stuttering and blushing and mumbling so much you wouldn’t want to make him feel bad by cutting him off. 
Yet you still gasp and cover your mouth in shock after he’s fumbled around in his robe pocket and clumsily takes out that ring box as he gets down on one knee in front of you- you’re just that excited
“Y/n, would you do me the honor of becoming my-”
“Yes.” You say breathlessly, immediately jumping forward to hug him. 
Cedric slowly begins to smile, returning your hug and becoming overwhelmed with joy. He cries a little!!!
When you two announce that you’re now affianced to one another, you’re congratulated by everyone in their own unique ways 
Roland and Miranda are very excited- it reminds them of when they first got engaged, and they’re willing to help you guys out with wedding plans- or if you need any advice in general- you’re both free to come to them :)
Baileywick teases Cedric- claiming he thought he’d “never live to see the day that Cedric gets married.”
Cedric shoots back at him, “One more crack and you may not, in fact, live to see the day”
Amber squeals and asks if she can see your ring- is a little disappointed when she sees it’s not as shiny, sparkly, or diamond-y as she’d hope it’d be, but is happy for you and Cedric nonetheless.  
James is excited for you two! .. And cake, he’s also excited for cake. 
Sofia takes her Mr. Cedric for a talk about how proud she is of him. She’s really happy she’s able to witness him go through such a huge event in his life- as he’s done for her so many times, seeing as she’s only 14. 
Cedric’s glad Sofia gets to help him through this too, she is his best friend after all- and speaking off…
“Sofia, I know you’re already juggling so many things at once- being a protector, storybook keeper, and my apprentice, but I’d like to ask of you one more thing if it’s alright..”
Sofia smiles. “Anything for you, Mr. Cedric.”
Cedric returns her smile. “Well in that case, how would you feel about being my best man? Or in your case.. best woman?”
Sofia gasps happily, hugging her mentor. “I would love to!” 
Sofia can’t wait to be Cedric’s right-hand man- er, woman, at the wedding. She’s also excited that she gets to wear a tux!!! (And while I do enjoy your headcanon- it’s very cute- I just personally can’t see that happening. But Roland would definitely be supportive of Cedric :) )
The news spreads like wildfire- at least to other friends and family, even Merlin ends up hearing about it!
Winifried is basically overjoyed, hearing her little Ceddy-kins is finally get married has got to be the best news of her life!
Goodwyn is proud, very proud of his son- but being the distant soul he is, is very lowkey about it (spoiler, he’s the one that actually ends up crying the most at the wedding- he thinks his beard and mustache can hide it but they all know.)
Cordellia teases- but is nonetheless happy for her dear brother. Though she does jokingly egg on him a little for ‘taking so long’. 
Calista is SO EXCITED FOR HER UNCLE CEDDY!!! She’s asking so many questions! She can’t get enough of this!! Her favourite uncle is going to get married- and now she can have a favourite auntie!!!
Not even a week after releasing the news, you and Cedric receive a letter from an address you’ve never seen before- but Cedric recognizes it. He gasps loudly and for a long time too. 
You look at him funny, chortling. “Okay, who is it?”
He looks at you like young lad on Christmas morning. “It’s from Merlin!” 
You grin and roll your eyes playfully- readying yourself for his intense fanboying.
Opening the letter, both your eyes scan the page carefully. 
‘Dear Cedric the Sensational and Y/n Y/l/n (or, if you’re a sorcerer as well) the/Y/s/n. I am writing to congratulate the both of you on your engagement!’
You and Cedric smile at each other, you put a hand on his shoulder and you both continue reading. 
‘It is my understanding that Princess Sofia has requested I come to officiate your wedding, and I would be most honored to! That is if you’re both willing to accept the offer. I look forward to seeing you two lovebirds finally meet at the alter regardless.Yours Truly, Merlin the Magician.’
“Oh, how sweet of Merlin to offer-” you look over at your future husband, who has already fainted to the floor. 
Of course you’re both accepting. So you take the liberty of writing back.
You and Cedric then go to give Sofia that thank you that you both owe her, to which she cheekily winks and says “Well, I know what a big fan Mr. Cedric is, and who better to officiate your guys’s wedding anyway, right?” 
Cedric gives her a big hug, practically lifting her off the ground.
Eventually the big day comes.. and Merlin’s Mushrooms was Cedric ever nervous.. he doesn’t think he’s ever been so shaky and fidgety in his life 
Cedric is almost in disbelief that he’s getting married, and not only that, he’s getting married to you
Roland calms him down and is more than willing to give him tons of advice- “This is the beginning of what’s going to be the best years of your life, you’ll be fine. All it takes is a little effort.” 
He was right, marriage did take effort. And Cedric was 100% ready to put in that effort for you. He loved you. So so much. 
After that talk, he was feeling a bit better. 
Meanwhile, Sofia asks Violet if she can help you with your hair- which she’s more than happy to do.
“You nervous?” The little Princess asks.
You smile shyly, looking at your reflection. “A little…” your shoulders tense. “Okay, a lot. But who isn’t on their wedding day?”
You compliment on how dapper Sofia looks in her tux, to which she bows and thanks you, giggling. She’s wearing a little lavender bow tie as well!
Sofia tells you how beautiful you look in your dress- if she didn’t know you she’d think you were a princess~
Soon Baileywick enters, telling you it’s time to go
You thank him, telling him you’ll be out in a minute to let Sofia run off to be at Cedric’s side while he stands at the alter.
After letting Sofia scurry ahead, Baileywick offers to take you to the isle. You accept his arm as he tells you how lovely you look. 
You smile and blush, thanking the kind old man. “You know, Baileywick.. I’ve always sort of thought of you as my dad.. and, I’m glad it’s you walking me down the isle..”
Baileywick smiles at you and nods, pleased you think of him that way. “I’m glad to hear that, my dear. You should know I think of you as the daughter I was never able to have.”
You laugh and tell him to stop or you’re gonna cry before you even reach the corridors. 
He chuckles, having his handkerchief at the ready, because the bride crying before even seeing the groom just wouldn’t do.
Eventually, the piano starts to play that classic wedding march, and you and Cedric lock eyes.
He is immediately awe-struck by your radiance in that wedding dress, the glowing blush of your cheeks and smiling lips is memorizing and the way you tried to hide yourself behind your bouquet was adorable 
Sofia sneaks a glance at Cedric- who’s mouth was agape, giggling internally and awing, she closes it for him. Then turns back to you with a smile and a wink. 
As Baileywick walks you down, you know everyone is there- Roland and Miranda- who are smiling lovingly, Amber- who is clasping her hands together and gushing internally, James- who can’t help being a little touched by the scene before him, Winifried- who’s leaning on her husband’s shoulder and smiling, Goodwyn who is holding Winifried’s hand and tearing up, Cordellia- who’s sitting politely and giving her brother a knowing look, and Calista- who’s walking in front of you, throwing flowers up from the little basket she was carrying.
But you weren’t paying attention to any of that, all you could see were Cedric’s warm hazel eyes that were locking onto your e/c ones. You felt warm, but cold at the same time. You felt like a genius for doing this, but also the most foolish woman in the world. You were so aware that this was really happening, but you also couldn’t believe it. You’ve imagined this in your head so many times you felt like you’ve already been through it, but it was so new and exciting- this was definitely an entirely different experience. This was love. It had to be. 
As you two meet at the alter, Baileywick leaves you to Cedric. You both smile at each other. 
“You look beautiful…” Cedric uttered with the biggest, doe-yest eyes at you. He knew it was a cliche thing to say- but it was too true. You did look beautiful- you were the most beautiful woman in the world to him..
You giggled behind your bouquet, shyly blushing. “So do you~”
And he did. Cedric had worn a silky white robe with golden hems and a bit of a shoulder cap- like on his Hexley Hall robe- but much more formal. Apparently, it was his fathers from when he first got married to Winifried. 
You both would’ve stood there forever, simply gazing at each other had it not been for Merlin initiating the beginning of the ceremony. 
“Dearly beloved wizards, royals, family, and other friends, we are gathered here today to celebrate this sorcerer-” he gestured to Cedric, who smiled proudly. “- and this-” he gestured to you. “young lady, in Magical Matrimony.” 
Merlin goes on with the speech, asking you both to please recite your vows. 
Cedric’s are long, now that he thinks back on it, perhaps a bit too long. He was just feeling so much at the time and he had to get it out for you and everyone to hear! 
Your’s are lovely, you’d never say that they were as lovely as his, but you did try. And you really do love him.
And finally, it comes time for the “I do”’s. 
“Now, for the part we’ve all been waiting for!” Merlin declares, chuckling. “Cedric the Sensational, do you promise to care for Y/n as your wife- in sickness and in health, to support her, to treat her with respect, and to love her until death do you part?”
Cedric turns to you, and with the most raw genuineness you’ve ever heard him use in his life, he says, “I do.”
Merlin nods. “And do you Y/n, promise to care for Cedric as your husband- in sickness and in health, to support him, to treat him with respect, and to love him until death do you part?” 
You smile at Cedric, “I do~”
Merlin closes his officiant book and raises his arms. “Then by the power vested in me by the magic of the Mystic Isles, I now pronounce you, husband and wife! You may now kiss the-”
You interrupt Merlin’s speech by pulling Cedric in by the robes to kiss him first- too excited to wait and earning a bit of a muffled noise of shock from your husband. 
Merlin chuckles as he sees this happen and shrugs. “groom, I suppose!” 
There’s now an eruption of cheering, crying and whistling as Cedric slowly starts to kiss you back, smiling into your lips and cradling your waist to bring you in closer to him
Everyone is so happy for you, and as you all dance, talk, and enjoy the evening with one another, you, Cedric and Sofia silently appreciate how for once there’s no evil to fear or fight, no magical quest you all must fulfill together- though those were fun, for just one day, it was all about love.  
Thank you so much for requesting this! It was lots of fun to write for. Maybe next I’ll come out with something for your’s and Cedric’s honeymoon~
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daylilysirius · 5 years
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Undrunk
A/N: this was originally based on the song Undrunk by FLETCHER but then just kinda went off on it’s own but listen to the song anyway it’s a bop. lowkey I feel like this kinda sucks but I haven't written for my boy Sirius in so long and it’s still gonna be a while till I can get the next part of Arms Unfolding up so I wanted to get some writing out. hopefully it isn't too sucky
Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader
Warnings: mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex, tiniest mention of vomit(?)
Word count: 1730
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It hadn’t ever been your plan to sleep with Sirius Black. You had known him long enough to be very familiar with his approach to dating and the reputation he had built up as a result. You had no interest in becoming another one of his conquests.
That was until a drunken kiss after a quidditch match led to a heated make out session and before you knew it you were going at it on Remus’ bed (he was less than impressed when he found out in the morning)
You had avoided all of the Marauders like the plague the next day. You couldn’t bare to face Remus (how Sirius had been desperate enough that he managed to pick the wrong bed in his own room you would never know), James and Peter would be ready and willing to take the piss and you most certainly did not want to see Sirius and his inevitable cocky smirk and annoyingly handsome face. You had managed to steer clear of all four of them for the remainder of the weekend but once Monday morning rolled around Sirius was able to track you down in a matter of hours. What you had been expecting was either teasing remarks or a hushed conversation agreeing to never discuss it again but you got none of that. Instead he had approached you with an offer that despite your better judgement, you were unable to refuse.
Long story short, that’s how you became friends with benefits with Sirius Black.
Your night had started off perfectly fine. Your outfit was drawing compliments, left, right and centre, you and Lily had danced your little hearts out together and James lost ring of fire three times in a row so you were watching in amusement as he attempted to stomach the more than questionable concoction of drinks. That was when you spotted him.
Sirius was perched on the sofa by the fireplace, his arm slung around some random blonde who you didn’t recognise. Your cheeks reddened and your breath hitched slightly as you quickly turned away, trying to force the ugly feeling of jealously that was creeping through your system back into its cage. You and Sirius weren’t official by any means so you knew rationally that you had no right to be reacting this way, but you were also under the illusion that he wasn’t sleeping with anybody else. You weren’t. Not since his outburst at the Christmas party where he had complained that a Slytherin was being too flirty with you, resulting in a shouting match followed by some half-angry, half-make up sex in the broom closet. Yet now here he was, fawning all over somebody else right in front of you.
You willed yourself to ignore the pair of them, instead occupying yourself by trying to look after an already worse-for-wear James.
“I’m fineee!” James whined as you practically carried him over to a quieter corner of the room and forced him to drink some water.
“Really? Because I’d say you were absolutely sloshed, Mr Potter.” You replied, lips curling in amusement.
“Nuh uh,” James shook his head wildly, “I’m good, you shouldn’t be fussing over me. You should be with your man.”
“My man?”
He jabbed his shaky hand out, pointing enthusiastically in Sirius’ direction.
“He’s definitely not my man.” You uttered sternly.
James scoffed, “If you say so.”
“I would, considering he’s practically sitting on that blonde’s lap at this point.”
“Oh, my dear sweet Y/N,” he chuckled and shook his head, “that’s all part of the game.”
James then finally gave in to the fact that he was a lot drunker than he cared to admit and laid to rest his head on your shoulder as you gently stroked his hair. You hoped the water and the comfort would distract him from any need to puke at least. You didn’t know how long you sat cuddled up like that but it was long enough to finally catch Sirius’ attention.
His eyes were ablaze by the time he had managed to peel himself out from under the person he was distracted by and stalked over to the two of you.
“What’s going on here?” Sirius demanded, failing miserably at keeping his emotions in check.
“Pads!” James slurred, “You’re here!”
“Christ,” Sirius snorted, “How pissed are you?”
“Very.” You laughed quietly, but the apparently very sudden reminder of why he stormed over in the first place caused Sirius to go stony faced once again.
“Y/N’s looking after me.” James hiccupped.
“Yeah. I can see that.” Sirius’ eyes didn’t leave yours.
You stiffened at his tone, “Is there a problem?”
He shrugged as you all fell into an uncomfortable silence. Remus must have picked up on the tension as he came and chauffeured James away, leaving you and Sirius to stare daggers at each other.
“I don’t understand why you’re in a mood.” You finally broke the silence, “we weren’t even doing anything.”
“He was basically lying on top of you!” Sirius argued.
“What, like you were with your friendover there?” You argued back.
“That’s… That’s completely beside the point.” He tried to reason rather poorly. He at least had the decency to look a little guilty.
“How?!” You laughed dryly.
“I’m not drooling all over your best friend, am I?” Sirius bit back harshly.
You tried your hardest to stifle the next words that came from your mouth. An admission that you were far from ready to let out, but the combination of alcohol and adrenaline got the better of you.
“If you had paid the slightest bit of attention to me for any reason other than a screw, you would know exactly who I was ‘drooling’ over.”
Both yours and Sirius’ eyes widened comically as soon as the sentence slipped out. Merlin’s beard, you were never drinking again. The embarrassment hit you like a truck and you jumped from your perch on the floor and walked out of the room as quickly as possible.
“Y/N!” Sirius ran after you, ignoring the shouts of his classmates who wanted him to join in on a game of truth or dare.
You had made it halfway down the corridor by the time he caught up with you. You didn’t know where you were going, you just knew you had to get away and most importantly stay away from Sirius this time. It was one thing being shamed for having got carried away in Remus’ bed, another to be shamed because you were rejected by the guy you had been sharing it with.
“Y/N.” He repeated, voice softer this time, as he grasped your arm to make you face him. Your face was red. A mix of alcohol, embarrassment and desperately keeping the tears welling up in your eyes at bay.
“Can you just get it over with, Sirius?!” You snapped.
“Get what over with?” His eyebrows quirked up in confusion.
“Look, I get it, okay? I do. I was good enough to warm your bed but not good enough to actually be yours, that’s why you wanted to be friends with benefits, and that’s fine. Wasfine,” You corrected “but now I’ve ruined it because I’ve got feelings for you which wasn’t part of the agreement that you’re clearly taking seriously since you were all over somebody else tonight. So, let’s just cut it now, we’ll have a clean break. You let me go and you can go back to the party and get with whoever you want. I won’t hold you back –”
You didn’t even realise you had started crying until your rant was cut short by Sirius pulling you to cuddle into his chest and running his hands through your hair as he gently soothed you.
“I wish I could un-love you, Sirius.” You just about choked out.
You felt him take a sharp breath in at your statement. He was silent for a moment, continuing to stroke the back of your head, before he pulled you back and made you look at him.
“What if I don’t want you to?”
“What do you mean?”
He sighed, “Y/N, I’ve had feelings for you since our third year, but I thought that you just saw me as a friend so I didn’t press on it, and then when we did get together it was amazing but you seemed so embarrassed the next day that I figured that must be the case. That’s why I suggested the whole friends with benefits thing, because at least then I’d still get to be romantic with you to some degree. I had no intention of going to bed with anybody else tonight. I just wanted to see your reaction but I guess it all backfired and I got a taste of my own medicine with you and James.”
You were stunned into silence. Sirius’ eyes scanned your face like he was trying to gauge your reaction but he couldn’t find one, so he took his chances. His hands came up to cup your face and he leaned closer towards you, his lips hovering a few inches away as if he was waiting for you to reject him. Cautiously, you moved forward and Sirius took this as his green light. The two of you had kissed before but this was different. You could feel him pouring his heart out with this simple gesture and you returned it willingly.
Sirius pulled back and smiled at you a little dopily. “I’m yours, Y/N.” His thumb tenderly brushed against your cheek, “I’m yours if you’ll have me.”
A shy grin spread across your face as you leaned into his touch, “Are you sure that’s not the alcohol talking?”
He shook his head, “I’ve been yours since the start.”
With that you weaved your fingers through his black locks and pressed your lips together once more.
“Oh for the love of Godric!”
You and Sirius pulled apart to find a disgruntled looking Remus at the end of the hallway, complete with a very drunk James hanging off his shoulder.
“Can you too get a room – with your own bed preferably!” He berated the pair of you teasingly as you both giggled and Sirius pulled you into his chest once again. James was slouching like a ragdoll but still managed to give you a smirk and a thumbs up to the best of his ability.
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kumkaniudaku · 5 years
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Happy Birthday to You (1)
A/N: Been working on this all week and lowkey ignoring my studying lol. Anyway, I hope y’all enjoy! 
Word Count: 2,288
Warnings: Language. Mentions of sex. 
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Soft sounds of rain outside of the window in your bedroom tormented you with its soft tap tap as you returned to bed. In twelve hours, you were expected to pull off an epic birthday extravaganza for your husband, but the unexpected storm washing away the sins of Los Angeles was beginning to put a literal and figurative damper on your plans. Sending a quick prayer to the Creator and checking the weather report for the fourth time that morning, you slowly slid into the spot beside Chadwick hoping that you wouldn’t wake him. The cool cotton sheets could barely hit your smooth legs before Chadwick pulled you into his arms to bury his face in your chest.
“Well, good morning to you too, Pookie,” you greeted as you brushed your fingertips across his disheveled coils. Forgoing a response in the form of a sentence, he grunted his good morning before placing kisses in the valley of your breasts. The scruff of his beard and his uncanny resemblance to his son’s morning actions made you giggle like a girl in the presence of her crush.
“So, that’s how it is? I guess I’ll just hold on to your first birthday gift since I can’t get you to talk to me.”
“If it’s not a birthday shower, I think I can wait until we go to whatever you think you’re gonna surprise me with tonight.”  
Your face screwed into an unreadable expression, “So, you know about the party?”
“Now I do.”
Your mouth fell open to contrast the cheeky grin on his face as you realized he’d played a mind game with you to reveal the secret. Chadwick, though a keeper of secrets himself, hated to feel out of the loop. He’d exhausted all of his options since Micah let it slip that he was getting a surprise. Finally, he’d caught you off guard and gotten you to spill the beans.
“I can’t stand you,” you laughed. “C’mon and take this shower, boy.”
“No, no, no,” Chadwick explained as he positioned himself between your legs. “I wanna take my time and undress you right here. I like the way the light is hitting your skin and I wanna use that thing you got me.”
Reaching over to the nightstand on his side, he retrieved a small video camera and turned on the device to begin recording. His hand roamed every inch of your body as he hovered over you and kept the recording going, asking you suggestive questions about the day ahead.
“What you gettin’ me besides a party, baby?”
“Hmm,” you pretended to think while he pushed the hem of your tank top up to expose your erect nipples to the camera. “I was hoping these would suffice.”
“You cute and all, but Daddy wants a gift to go with these titties.”
“Aaron!”
“What? What else you want me to call them?”
Placing your hand over his, you pressed his fingers into the round flesh of your chest with a sultry smile. “I want you to do less talking and more licking.”
Chadwick didn’t utter another word before quickly turning the camera off and hastily resting it on the bedside table. He took another moment to switch your position, simultaneously pulling your body on top of his as he settled onto his back. His less than subtle hint to take control didn’t go unnoticed as your lips found a home on his neck and jawline. Chadwick’s large hands gripped and massaged your ass while he rocked your hips in his lap.
The moment he’d had enough of the teasing and made a move to carry you into the bathroom, three loud knocks on the other side of the door reminded him that there were two other Boseman family members in the home.
“Daddy!”
“I’m asleep, Micah. Go back to bed.” Chadwick winced in reaction to your firm pinch to the underside of his arm but refused to change his answer. The throbbing below his waist needed attention and he wasn’t willing to ruin the moment.
“You’re not sleeping, Daddy,” Micah countered between giggles. “You’re playing with Mommy!”
It felt like your head would explode from the pressure of stifling laughter at Chadwick’s shocked expression. He looked between you and the door one last time before pulling a t-shirt over his head and shuffling through the room to open the double wooden doors. Instead of being greeted by one child, he was met with two sets of eyes that looked like his shining with excitement.
“Dadadadada!”
“Micah, how did Noah get out of his bed?”
The six-year-old looked past her father to look to you for permission, finding you holding your index finger over your mouth to keep her quiet.
“Uuummmmm, I dunno! Happy Birthday, Daddy!”
“Mi-” Further questioning was halted by her lanky body wrapping around his legs and Noah releasing a string of babbles that were probably an echo of his sisters well wishes.
Micah gave Chadwick one last squeeze before bolting into the room to join her mother in the very sheets that her parents had occupied moments prior. Another weight much smaller than the first pressed against his shin as Noah practice standing against Chadwick’s body.
It didn’t take long for the Wyoming King bed to resume normal operations, bustling with activity from the family as a whole. As always, Noah found his way in your arms while Micah took to standing at the end of the bed to announce whatever was on her mind.
“Mommies, Daddies, and babies, I have a ‘nouncement to make!”
Sharing a brief but amused look with you, Chadwick mentally prepared for the theatrics to follow his baby girl’s “important” announcement.
“We’re listening, Boop. Go ahead.”
“Thank you, Daddy,” she smiled, adding the best curtsey she could muster on the fluffy surface. “Today is your birf-day, and we have lotsa surprises for you! Mommy, please get Daddy’s first surprise.”
Obliging her request, you reached into your drawer to pull out the small box she’d been saving for Chadwick all week. With some guidance and a budget that needed to be scaled back on more than one occasion, Micah had chosen a gift that she felt was good enough for her Dad.
“Open it, Daddy! Open it!”
“Op!”
Chadwick chuckled at the excited urging from his children as his fingers lightly traced the black velvet of the long slender box in his hand.
“Let’s see what we got here. Did Mommy let you buy this with your allowance, Boop?”
“What’s an allowance?”
“Nothing, baby. Your Daddy’s just being silly,” you answered, shooting a look at Chadwick and pinching him under the covers. “Hurry up and open the box before I have to knock you out.”
Throwing up a hand in surrender, Chadwick used the other to finally open the gift box. His eyes told the story as he processed what was in front of him. A seemingly neutral expression transitioned into joy which slowly dissolved into a misty-eyed twinkle to accompany a warm smile.
“D’you like it, Daddy!”
Chadwick took his time removing the gold necklace from its box, turning the sparkling piece of jewelry between his fingers to watch the golden panther at the end catch the few rays of sunlight beginning to peek through the clouds.
Micah had been adamant about getting a “kitty” from the moment she was told she could choose a gift for her father. After weeks of searching for an inexpensive but sturdy chain that fit your little girl’s high expectations, Chadwick was overwhelmed at the small token of appreciation.
“I love it, Princess. You pick this out by yourself?”
Micah looked to you for confirmation, receiving a wink before she answered, “Yep! And look! I got one too!”
Her slender fingers reached into her Rainbow Dash pajama set top to pull out a smaller version of the necklace.
“You’re Big Panther and I’m Little Panther. Just like how AJ is a Little Pookie!”
“This is...this is great, baby girl,” Chadwick praised as he took one more look at the chain. Come here and give me a hug.”
You looked on with the apples of your cheeks nearly forcing your eyes closed from the broad smile stretching across your face. Deciding he felt out, Noah crawled his way to the action to wiggle into Chadwick’s lap.
“Hey, big man! What’d you get Daddy?”
“Actually,” you started before flipping the covers off of your legs to slide into your slippers. “Noah and I went half on your gift. It’s downstairs waiting for you.”
“Is it the McLaren I wanted? I knew you’d get it for me!”
“You are out of your African American mind if you think I got you another car.” Chadwick’s smile dropped into a faux frown as he attempted to carry both children at once. “Don’t make that face. I think you’ll like what I got you, baby.”
Chadwick smacked his teeth at your vague response before moving to follow you down the stairs to the main living area.
“If it’s another gift that’s for me, but really for you, I’m gonna deduct it from your Christmas presents.”
“I bet you won’t!”
“I bet I will! I’ll take that tennis bracelet right back to Tiffany.”
“You say that now, but wait ‘til you see what you got down here.”
With you leading the way, only the kids got a glimpse of him rolling his eyes at the back of your head. He knew what to expect. He’d seen large transactions leave the joint account for weeks with the assumption that you were purchasing an unnecessarily expensive gift in addition to the surprise party that was no longer a secret.
Instead, he nearly dropped Noah at the sight of what you promised would render him speechless.
“You gon’ stand there and stare at us all day or what, boy?”
“D-Dee Dee? Cheri? Ma? W-”
Coherent sentences became a rarity as Chadwick fought to process what was happening in front of him. He hadn’t seen his cousins in almost a year, and his mother in months, yet here they sat in his living room laughing at his bewildered expression.
You stepped in to grab Noah while Chadwick rushed to distribute hugs equally amongst the women in front of him.
“Tasha told us you’d be in here looking all crazy, but we ain’t expect this. Do you know what a brush is,” Cheri joked.
“Haha, very funny. This is my house. You a guest, remember?” Chadwick playfully reminded as he pulled his mother into a tight hug. “What y’all doing here?”
“It’s your birthday, son! We’re here to celebrate with you!”
Chadwick looked to you with a mix of appreciation and love in eyes, earning a timid smile in return. You weren’t sure if you could pull off three flights from different spots across the country without him finding out, and considered abandoning the idea. But, seeing the four of them share laughs and family jokes, you quietly thanked God for pushing you to stay the course.
“Auntie Dee,” Micah whined while trying to get attention. “Can you make the pancakes with the sugar like at your house pleeeaaaaaase? Daddy won’t make them no more!”
“Chad, you been making these kids eat vegan with you? Don’t nobody but you and Tasha want that.”
“I don’t want it either, girl,” you mumbled loud enough to be heard. The adults in the room erupted into hearty laughter at Chadwick’s jaw-dropping in shock.
“Well, excuse me for trying to keep my family healthy.”
“You excused,” Cheri answered. “Now, c’mon, kids. Ya aunties gon’ make y’all some real food. CoCo, you mind?”
“Of course not, sis. What’s mine is yours. The real cheese is in the back of the fridge and there’s a brand new bag of grits in the cabinet above the stove. Help yourself.”
The older woman nodded to signal her understanding before disappearing into the kitchen with the rest of the family in tow, leaving you and Chadwick to stand in silence.
You tried to avoid his smile and inquisitive stare by pretending to fluff the Christmas tree, but could no longer keep up the act when he pressed his body against your back in a hug. Chadwick placed sweet kisses along your neck until he reached your jawline, and finally, your lips.
“How do you keep tricking me with these?”
Turning to face him, you wrapped your arms around his neck and smiled, “You’re easy to distract after you cum.”
“Wooooooow. You better be lucky you’re fine or I’d be offended.” A rare moment of alone time gave Chadwick just enough time to give you the kiss he’d been dying to give you since he woke up. The soft smack of lips and tongues moving in tandem were drowned out by the conversation in the kitchen while both of you desperately chased the other’s mouth in a game of cat and mouse.
“Mm, someone is appreciative. I like where this is going.”
Chadwick let out a short laugh before allowing his hands to drop and grab a handful of ass, “I love you, girl. I’ll buy you two tennis bracelets for being so damn amazing.”
“I’ll hold you to that, but we’ll talk about my gifts after your birthday. For now, c’mon in here and eat before they feed all the food to your son. You know he loves to eat.”
Chadwick accepted your light tap on the behind with no objections before watching you disappear around the corner on the way to the kitchen. If left up to him, he would accept his gifts so far and crown this birthday the best in his life. You, on the other hand, were just getting started.
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Rio: [Showing up at ur function like 'sup] Rio: You look good Buster: Yeah Buster: You look better Rio: Naturally Rio: 😜 Buster: Competitively more like Buster: & You win, I can't top the outfit Buster: There's everything else still to play for though Rio: Be very impressed if you had a sheer sparkle look Rio: even in your wardrobe Rio: Very true Rio: how many drinks are you in, how hard am I catching up Buster: I do but I was saving it to show the Yanks that not every Brit is a boring fucker Buster: You never sent me the memo that you wanted to couple co-ord Buster: Been a pretty dry night so far Rio: 😂 I'll allow it Rio: got a lot of stereotypes to combat there, specially 'cos you sound like a Hugh Grant character Rio: Need to fix that asap or I'll win again Rio: basically did a whole 🍾 getting ready Rio: what you want? Buster: Better than sounding like one the hookers he gets caught with, I guess Buster: Well when you basically don't wear anything there's loads of time to drink instead, yeah? Buster: Didn't wake up or just walk out like this Buster: I'll have to neck a 🍾 too then, my resolution ain't to start losing, like Rio: Nah, he was pretty cute back in the day, sis got her 💰 and got to tap that Rio: Oi fuck right off Rio: you know this takes time and you know I look good Rio: You really gonna ask for bottle service, yeah Rio: ain't made of money and sure the 🍾 grandda stocks ain't gonna be up to your standards  😏 Buster: I already told you how good you look Buster: & You already know I'm gonna be asking a lot of you tonight, babe Buster: But alright, surprise me then Rio: Yeah Rio: I know, don't I look good to go too? Rio: [getting that drank, gonna take forever] Buster: Yeah Buster: When you wanna borrow my jacket so you don't need to let the pub know all our secrets, let me know Rio: Such a gentleman Rio: see how long that lasts Buster: Less time than it'll take for you to bring me a drink Rio: it's new years, what did you expect Rio: be patient, babe Buster: My expectations ain't centred around the bar Buster: Neither's my impatience Rio: Know that too Rio: I want you as frustrated as possible Buster: As frustrated as you are Buster: So competitive, babe Rio: Maybe Rio: like you said, ain't no hiding in this dress so you'll find out soon enough Buster: Not soon enough Buster: But I'll try and be patient like you want Rio: it is packed in here Rio: good excuse to get pretty close behind me Buster: & A gentleman would never let you carry all those drinks yourself so I have to be close by, however long it takes Buster: [shamelessly does stand there because it is a good idea & excuse] Rio: [when you don't even try to talk 'cos loud and a mood to just be enjoying this] Buster: [they never get to be physical let them have it for as long as they can] Rio: [just lowkey 'dancing' alright we see you] Buster: [such a mood] Rio: [getting drinks finally] Rio: You are no gentleman Buster: [when you don't even want the drink lowkey cos having a moment] Buster: I said it wouldn't last Rio: I don't care Rio: 'long as you make something else happen Buster: I can make that last as long as you want Buster: We've got all night Rio: Got 'til 12 anyway Rio: Cinderella rules Buster: Fuck that Buster: We've established I'm no Prince Charming Buster: We've got til I have to go to the airport Buster: & I want every second Rio: [just looking at him like WANT] Buster: You can't look at me like that & they stay where you are Buster: *then Rio: Can't I? Rio: If that were true, you'd do something about it Buster: [comes over to her & whispers what he wants to do in her ear because can't be doing any of it in front of any of y'all] Rio: ['least when she makes unholy noise in response no one hearing] Buster: [control your facial expression though boy cos its one thing to whisper to your cousin in a loud pub its another to then be giving looks when you're still standing closer than you should be] Rio: [when Grace or someone pulls you away to dance so you gotta but at least you can shamelessly put on a show] Buster: [when you're living for that but have to be subtle about the fact your eyes are glued to her the whole time, finding someone to 'talk' to so you can look over their shoulder at it etc all that bullshit] Rio: [living 'cos you know you a bad bitch] Buster: [at least he don't have to pretend to her he ain't looking anymore just gotta keep it from everyone else] Rio: [bathroom break, when the pub ones would be packed so you can go to the flat without it being like what you doing 'cos #famperks] Rio: Give it long enough they forget I'm still up here and come Buster: [let's say one of the fam brings him a drink when he's about to go so even though he downs it someone else beats him to the bathroom cos whoever gave him the drink is chatting to him about america cos he wasn't in the chatty mood at christmas we all remember] Buster: Don't take my sister's virginity Buster: [cos why not Nance for the bathroom cos then she can talk to Rio for ages too] Rio: 🙄 Yeah was close Rio: so alike Buster: Talk about your boyfriend, that turns everyone off Buster: You included Rio: 😏 Rio: Don't need to waste time with specifics Rio: just mention men in general Buster: Except me, that'd have her ranting from now until I'm back from the States Rio: So special, babe Buster: You know it, babe Rio: I'm gonna have to come down Rio: I'm not the one known for hiding in the loos Buster: Don't Buster: Find somewhere else to hide, the bathroom might the only door that locks technically but I'll make it work Rio: You wanna play hide and seek again Rio: Okay, start counting Buster: How high? Rio: Be nice, call it 60 Buster: I don't wanna be nice Rio: you don't have to Rio: I'm being nice to you Rio: knocked 40 off the standard there Buster: Make it 45 Buster: Fuck 60 Rio: If you started counting and stopped arguing, we'd be playing already Buster: If I stopped arguing you wouldn't wanna play with me Rio: Maybe Buster: Definitely Rio: Come on Rio: I want this to happen before the year is over Buster: Be patient, baby Buster: Just like you told me Rio: Don't wanna Buster: I know what you want Buster: I'm coming Rio: Give it to me Rio: only you can Buster: Say please Rio: Buster Rio: Please Buster: Alright Rio: Better than that Rio: you'll see Buster: We both will Buster: I do have some interest in playing fair Rio: Good to know Rio: I'm not gonna let it be anything but what we been waiting for Buster: Me either Buster: Gotta make you want me to come back Rio: You want me to miss you Buster: Yeah Rio: Do my best, like always Buster: You won't need to after I've done mine Buster: You'll miss me Buster: When I've left the room never mind the country Rio: I would anyway Rio: and you promised every second Rio: don't be going nowhere Buster: I said I want every second Buster: I don't wanna make promises I have to break Buster: Not with our fucking track record Rio: It's stupid Rio: need to stop seeing you only when everyone else is around Rio: but bit of a giveaway Buster: All that matters is that this fam are as stupid Rio: 😂 Rio: Where's the lie Rio: willful or otherwise Rio: sudden urge to have lots of sleepovers with your sister Rio: inconvenient you ain't in the same house most the time tbh Buster: Probably don't phrase it like that to her Buster: Unless you want a coming out party Rio: Haven't been checking who's into it 'fore getting to you, like Buster: I'd hope you weren't whoring around as a kid, that's a red flag for some really dark shit Rio: Not that messed up Rio: the rest is up for debate Buster: You can't be flawless & fucked up Buster: & I ain't ever wrong Rio: If you say so Buster: I just did Buster: I never said you look it, I said you are it Buster: You can't be flawless & flawed Rio: You've said lots of things Rio: but I don't care Buster: & this is the most up to date version Buster: Take it or don't Rio: Come take me Rio: sick of talking Buster: [Appears because same] Rio: [wasting no time here lads] Buster: [make sure you do take a second to block the door though, lesson learned] Rio: [when you're behind him on your knees like] Buster: [jesus if we thought baze had a lot of pent up shit, these two are another level damn] Rio: [when you're taking off his belt like 'use this on me later' and unbuttoning and your phone keeps going off with texts but you think its just Ryan still so you throw it to oneside like] Buster: [when you have a new & more persistent cockblock though soz kids also try not to rip anything boy she ain't wearing much as is] Rio: [blatant losing those nip covers like soz everyone, when the phone will not stop to the point you're like fuck it and go to turn it off and notice it's Indie so you're like what even then she calls when you're midway through her sos texts] Buster: [& there would blatantly be bruises to hide from ryan when they show the next day even at that point soz babe cos manhandling her all over the place] Rio: [when you're tryna ascertain if this is an actual drama or you can lowkey leave it but sadly it is so you're like 'I'm on my way' and when you put the phone down you do the most dramatic but real sigh and put your head in your hands 'cos seriously] Buster: [when you're more angry than worried because that bitch but then her reaction so you lift her head up & its the most gentle you've been in your life & you're just like 'where are we going?' cos mum & dad life] Rio: [shake head 'cos you really wanna be angry too because getting ridiculous now but being worried would override it ultimately 'cos you that bitch, just looking at him, nuzzling into his hand, 'Indie, her dad let her have a party and fucked off, it's got too out of hand but she doesn't wanna tell an adult if she can avoid it so' shrugs 'to the rescue, you should stay, it won't be fun'] Buster: [just a look cos nobody is ever surprised at drew or indies antics at this point even him who's barely around it & a shake of his own head cos no way is he just gonna let her handle that on her own cos fuck knows what could be happening. Gives her his jacket to cover them nips and a keeps his hand held out like let's go] Buster: ['shut up & come on'] Rio: [disguise your heart eyes girl, just tryna be like yeah okay whatever, like anyone ever helps her like soz Nance and Junie but you know you ain't helpful like that, 'doubt we'll get a cab tonight so can't even fuck you on the way, sorry'] Buster: ['sorry ain't the word' when you take one of the fam's cars even though you 16 & had two drinks so you're gonna get in so much shit but quickest way to sort this & you bring the solutions always] Rio: ['don't kill me, okay'] Buster: ['trust me, okay'] Rio: ['obviously' and must 'cos in the car bitch] Buster: [when its a moment cos who trusts him & you lean it cos wanna kiss her but you pretend like you intended to fix a make up smudge all along] Rio: [just smiling like 'even a bottle and a bit in, sounds like I'll be the most put together bitch there but thanks, babe' and adjusting his collar 'cos all mussed up] Buster: [gestures at himself like excuse you that'll be me but then she touches him so he's looking at her obvs boy stop & start the car you need to go] Rio: [laughs, 'how could I forget how bad you want a crown, well I'll vote for you but I got my tits out so' shrugs; when you want this moment but you ain't got time, 'drive on, driver'] Buster: [laughing too & pretending to take off his shirt & get his out cos nerd but obvs not cos they have to go & do] Rio: ['put it away, McKenna'] Buster: ['Say it like you mean it, Cavante, maybe I'll believe you even though you were desperate for the opposite a second ago] Rio: ['This weren't my idea, I still want the opposite, blame whatever child we've got to scrape off her floor, like'] Buster: [I do but I still wanna take all my frustrations out on you & you can't blame me for that] Rio: [silently 😩🤤] Buster: [hand on the thigh cos gotta drive but make it a moment] Rio: ['so daddy'] Buster: ['behave, I'm driving' whilst touching her up more cos being a hypocrite is in his dna thanks baze] Rio: ['if you're not up to multitasking then I take it back' 'cos cheeky] Buster: [when you have to go harder to prove you can so enjoy babe] Rio: [not taking it back even remotely, when you saying more and more] Buster: [obvs living for the encouragement so does. don't crash thanks boy] Rio: [not your car, places to be lmao] Buster: [priorities though cos how would you stop if you'd finally got to start touching her after forever of not] Rio: [just promising all the ways she gonna get him back, like] Buster: [gutted you're gonna have to wait so long boy but am actually cackling evily cos you get everything else you want so serves you right tbh] Rio: ['I'm gonna be so bored when you go and you're gonna be having such a good time, so rude'] Buster: ['I won't let you be bored, nobody multitasks better than me' keeps proving it by not crashing despite being distracted af] Rio: ['not gonna argue right now'] Buster: ['what are you gonna do?'] Rio: [just laughs but it breaks 'cos it's obvious if he don't stop] Buster: [doesn't stop obviously cos determined to finish what he started before they get there. 'say it'] Rio: ['I'm gonna cum for you, shit, Buster and you're actually here, it's actually you'] Buster: [when you also have to swear with feeling about this because unbelievable at this point] Rio: ['Baby, pull over, just for a second, I need'] Buster: [shouldn't but does because always gonna give her whatever she wants that's just facts] Rio: [when you just need a moment to recover and you get in his lap] Buster: [kissing her because the noise you make is unholy but you forget you can just do that right now cos actually alone] Rio: [gasping into his neck 'cos can't handle it, 'everything you do is so hot' when you're grinding on him like earlier 'cept you're alone now and we don't have time and you say as much 'we have to go' casually sounding so 💔] Buster: [saying 'I know' and normally it'd be a cocky reply to the first bit but it's a gutted response to the second bit obvs because never been more turned on in your life] Rio: [tilting his head like he did her earlier but giving him such a slow, longing kiss as she as slowly climbs back off to her own seat, 'I swear to God, I'm making it up to you'] Buster: [full on moan into her mouth because there's no way to keep that in & your only reply to that is to hit the steering wheel in total frustration before driving again. 'If there's a god besides me, he fucking hates the competition, And me for always winning.'] Rio: [When you gotta stop looking at him 'cos so turned on by that you ain't gonna help the situation] Buster: [such a sexually charged silence in that car rn] Rio: [how don't you die lads, like gotta skip you there 'cos bye] Buster: [at least it wouldn't be as far as it feels because their flat probably is close to town for drew's work reasons] Rio: [thank god there's drama 'cos your vibe, be more blatant Buster: [& thank god Indie's literally a child or she'd work it out] Rio: [sorting these shennanigans, probably ref this after the fact, like] Buster: [he really can multitask, being this turned on but still getting shit done] Rio: [when you lowkey have to ignore each other or it's game over tho, story of their lives] Buster: [at least they've had a shit ton of practice & the chaos is real rn so] Rio: [when you know you can't call an ambulance to Drew's gaff so it's either take the stash or take the kid somewhere else so you ask Buster to go take him outside and be like 'yeah just found him' 'cos not like she can carry this drunken child lmao soz boy and you get to work clearing out the rest, being a peacekeeper, standard] Buster: [you better not ruin his outfit in any way child] Rio: I.O.U x1000000 Buster: Yeah you do Rio: I know Rio: think all the worst of them have fucked off, no one else looks like they're dying so they can walk it off Buster: This kid looks too old to be this fucked Buster: At least I was an actual kid when I almost died Rio: Can leave him there if he is Rio: why the fuck anyone over the age of 13 would be here is fucked Buster: He could be 13, that still makes him a pussy Rio: Not gonna defend him, ain't dead yet no need to saint Rio: should've gone out properly Rio: would've been too fucked to see her texts and she'd have to get someone else Buster: Tell your regrets to the other god you believe in Buster: He's so jealous of me I'm in the gutter with a dying kid Buster: Didn't need or ask for this level of humbling Rio: Well no, this isn't how anyone envisioned their night going, I know Rio: 'cept maybe Drew who I'm sure is having a lovely time, wherever the fuck he is Rio: can swap if you like Rio: least he's unconscious, know she's a kid and all but if she don't shut up in a second Buster: You're alright, I'd only say something for me to regret Buster: I'm already so hot its a sin, no need to go overboard Rio: as the devil himself, babe Rio: that's my defense Buster: I could make that hold up in court Buster: You know, that's one regret that I don't have though, that we didn't go out Buster: I don't want you to be fucked up Buster: I want you to remember Rio: I'm not gonna forget Rio: all this bullshit aside, it only matters because I wish we had more time Buster: You could if you were that gone, I can't remember loads of Christmas Rio: I'm not that gone Rio: I'll message you tomorrow with all that I remember Buster: You're not 'cause we didn't go out Buster: So like I said, no regrets about that Rio: Good Rio: don't regret any time you spend with me Buster: Other than the kiss, I haven't Rio: Why regret that Buster: You know why Rio: but don't Buster: Whatever, like Rio: 😣 Rio: Any sign? Buster: Fuck no Buster: I'm gonna be here all night Rio: You could just put him in recovery position Rio: is that evil Rio: probably Buster: I've done that Rio: yeah but you could come back in, I mean Buster: Can I? Rio: We've called the ambulance Rio: oh, I don't know Rio: I'm being selfish, someone should stay out there Buster: No, I am. I don't know if I can be around you and not alone Rio: Valid Rio: I wanna but we've gotta focus Buster: Yeah Buster: Does she know this kid? Rio: Getting any straight answers out of her is fun but lemme ask Buster: Find out Buster: It could matter Buster: If he's got a big mouth Rio: it's a kid in her class, apparently Rio: which is the worst answer to that Rio: fuck sake Buster: He looks older than her, which is what I would've hoped for if I bothered with that shit Buster: This could get fucked up fast then Rio: Who doesn't? Rio: Jesus Rio: definitely wait then Rio: should we go to the hospital with him, like Rio: you've lowkey stolen a car to get here Rio: this is bad Buster: I'll see if I can get in his phone Buster: Hold on Rio: I should get my mum Rio: there needs to be an adult there when his invaribly shows Buster: I'll go to the hospital, call mine from there Buster: Get yours here Rio: Alright Rio: oh God Rio: well Rio: thanks for helping Buster: It'll be okay Rio: At least she's not hurt Rio: this kid will be okay Buster: They'll sober him up & get his parents Buster: I've done loads worse shit than this Buster: Unless his are proper strict, like Buster: Can't be that bothered if they let him out Rio: He's 11 Rio: that's not strict that's like Rio: basic fucking requirement Buster: I've been 11 Buster: Calm down Buster: You being hysterical ain't changing or fixing anything Rio: Don't call me hysterical Rio: 'cos I ain't Rio: we don't even know if he's just drunk, for God's sake Buster: Well, he ain't in the state to play twenty questions Rio: Well, it changes how they'll have to treat him and could change how much his parents, strict or nah, give a shit Buster: You don't think I know that? Buster: Fuck's sake Rio: I'm trying to get Drew too Buster: Good fucking luck Buster: Tonight's a great earner Rio: if he near kills a kid though, he's fucked Rio: don't take too kindly to that, like Buster: Obviously Buster: Send him your ootd that'll get his attention Rio: Don't be gross Buster: You wanna get hold of him, I'm telling you the quickest way Rio: Stick to actually being helpful please Buster: Stick to being smart Rio: I'd rather not send him nudes tah Buster: I'd rather not have this kid's puke on my shoes Buster: What's your point? Rio: Don't be a dick about it Buster: That's what I do, babe Buster: Isn't the familarity comforting among all this chaos Rio: Appreciate the gesture but no need Buster: If you say so Rio: You can be out of it soon enough Rio: I didn't intend to be dragged into this, never mind drag you into it as well Buster: You didn't drag me anywhere Rio: No Rio: and I told you I.O.U and thanks Rio: so sorry, and there's the fullset Rio: I can't do anything more right now Buster: & I told you shut up Buster: How much of a cunt do you think I am Buster: Jesus Rio: I don't but you're acting like there's more I could be doing when I'm doing literally everything I can Buster: Do you want a pat on the back? Buster: I'm doing everything I can & so will our parents respectively Buster: It's an everyday requirement, like Rio: Whatever Rio: let's just get on with it then Buster: She called you to handle it 'cause she knew you could Buster: So do I & so should you Rio: Knew I would, more like Buster: Don't act like that's a bad thing either Rio: Not what you'd usually say Buster: Fuck that Buster: Come here Buster: I know what you're gonna say, but just come here for a sec Rio: [does and is just looking from him to the kid] Buster: [gives her the biggest hug ever & fuck knows when he last hugged anyone so I'm fine about it] Rio: [bit taken aback but obviously hugs him back as tight] Rio: ['you should have your jacket back, it's cold out here'] Buster: [isn't letting go because they need this. 'I don't want it back'] Rio: [just listening to his heart always 'cos height difference perk 'okay'] Buster: ['it seriously will be, keep trusting me, okay'] Rio: [nods and says quietly into his chest 'just don't break my fucking heart, okay?'] Buster: ['I'll never do anything you don't want me to'] Rio: [looks up and smiles 'don't make promises you'll have to break'] Buster: [laughs. But then 😍 bitch 'It should count for something if I don't wanna break it'] Rio: ['Never said it didn't' some intense mfing eye contact] Buster: [leading to an intense kiss because this kid ain't a witness state of him] Rio: ['I will miss you, you know'] Buster: ['I'll miss you too'] Rio: ['Feels weird to admit that..but good too'] Buster: ['Nodding cos you can't be fully in the moment cos you're listening out for sirens or thinking that cali could show up any sec] Rio: ['Sure you don't want your jacket, baby? I can grab something from inside' rubbing his arms to warm them up] Buster: ['Keep it'] Rio: [Wraps it 'round herself tighter, 'Do I look cute?'] Buster: ['Cute ain't the word'] Rio: [Tiptoes moment to get as close as possible, 'Do I look like yours?'] Buster: ['You're mine anyway, if you're wearing my clothes, any of yours or none at all'] Rio: [When you practically pleading, whining 'Don't turn me on again' 'cos that has so much] Buster: [When there's nothing you can say because there's so much you wanna do & she still hasn't ever touched you yet] Rio: [One final kiss 'fore you go back inside 'cos you can't be with him when you're 'rents show 'cos beyond blatant, 'We're not gonna get another chance before you go, are we' a statement more than a question 'cos knows] Buster: [that kiss is everything though & we all know it because can't say no because of how much he doesn't wanna] Rio: [when you're lowkey emosh and like wtf pull yourself together bitch] Buster: [just watching her go & staring the way she went forcing yourself not to go after her even though its all you want] Rio: [cali you may as well show up hoes Buster: [the ambulance too why not] Rio: [that's that on that] Buster: [not how you wanted your night to end soz lads]
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It’s that time of year again...
Welp it’s that time of year again where we have new contestants! I haven’t been on Tumblr in legit a year, but I always like to go back and see what my first impressions and predictions were of cast members, so here we go!
Analyse: Not huge stage presence which is interesting... I think she’ll go home early or get in a showmance and get dragged to the end. I think there’s a 10% chance she’s actually lowkey sneaky and iconic or a challenge beast and ends up being a favorite but 90% chance she’s useless and will kill her chances in the game for a boy
David: I like him based on the interview (not so much the bio). He seems like a nice guy who is really level headed. I think he’ll get duped real bad and get blind sided. I don’t know if that’d be before or after jury, but one week someone is going to target him and it’ll just be over for him.
Cristie: I really like her. She’s already crying lol. I think her game could end up similar to: Vanessa (at best), Christmas, or Kaitlyn (at worst lol). I think she could rub some of the others the wrong way and get herself kicked off early. But she’s cute, and she gives me Kaitlyn vibes and really, if the whole house was just filled with people like Kaitlyn, I think it’d be the best season ever haha.
Jackson: .... He kind of scares me. Weirdly, there’s something about him that I kind of like... but mostly of my instincts are telling me that I shouldn’t like him. He feels like a reject from this season’s Bachelorette lol. He’s a good talker. I think he’ll get a lot of people on his side early on, and honestly, I could see him be a potential winner. I can’t decide if I like that though haha.
Jessica: I think I like her. I always like it when they have more than just the “20 year old, size 0″ women. I think I can see her grating on other people (especially looking at the male contestants) and get off early. If she makes it past jury, I can see her grating on the audience. I’m open to see what she does though.
Nick: I think I like him a lot. He kind of reminds me of Paul, but BB18 Paul (not BB19 Paul) who actually has background knowledge of the game and is a bit more self-aware and quieter haha. I think he gives me BB12 Matt vibes too, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how he ends up playing/going (plays a bit too dirty too quickly and gets sent home). I’m very interested to see what he does.
Ovi: He seems nice but over confident. He’s going to form an alliance on the first day as soon as he steps foot into the house, probably run it with them for the first two weeks, and then go home. Calling it now. I can’t see him get past first two weeks of jury.
Jack: You know, I immediately tend to dislike guys with long hair, but WOW he’s attractive haha. He seems like a nice guy. I think I’m hesitant about him because I get BB17 Austin vibes (not just because of the long hair, but also because he seems more sensitive). I think he’s a good pick for jury, but unless he pulls something out, I can’t see him win.
Tommy: He’s so cute! I like him a lot. I can see him as a potential winner. I think he has the ability to play a good social game and a good long-term play. Plus, we have to stan a musical theater person. Having been around theater people, I know they will be the ones that get you haha
Holly: I can’t tell if I like her or not. She seems like she has more personality than someone like Angela, but her personality reminds me of Christmas, which I can’t tell is a good or a bad thing. Obviously I wasn’t the biggest Christmas fan, but I don’t know, maybe with a different cast it could work. If she becomes the femme fatale I’ve been waiting for these past couple of seasons, I’ll be a big fan.
Kathryn: I think she’s cute. I’m a bit worried that she’s going to coast and get out mid-jury. She kind of reminds me of Elena (but, like, more likeable lol). I’d really love to see what she does if she actually plays to win and not just to have a good summer. I’m skeptical, but I have an open mind.
Bella: I like her. I can see her playing a good under the radar game and get the win at the end. She seems really saavy. I think there’s a *chance* she could get annoying, but I think she’s here for a good couple of weeks (at worst, I think she’s the last to go before jury).
Kemi: I like her. Her favorite contestant is Rachel Reilly so... we stan! She’s clearly here to play which is great to see! I think she’s coming in too “guns a blazing,” especially compared to a lot of people who are planning on laying low, so I’m more on the side that she’s not going to win, but I think she has a good chance on at least making jury.
Cliff: I just... why do they keep doing this? They always have this cast full of everyone 30 and under and then one (usually a man) person over forty? And it never goes over well! The only ones in modern Big Brother that’s made it past the first week are Donny (just barely though) and Kevin. I don’t see Cliff being under the radar enough the first week to make it out alive. At best, he might be able to play a BB19 Jason slot, but... I don’t know. He’s an easy target for the first HOH to get out, and unless he’s lucky, I can’t see him lasting. (He also said in his bio that he loves talking about politics which... YIKE)
Sam: He’s... fine I guess. There’s nothing inherently that I dislike about him, but I also don’t like him. At best, I think he could be a surprise and be funny-likeable like Johnny Mac (but like... Johnny Mac is bae so... that’s hard to live up to). Otherwise, I think (/hope) that he’ll be an early out, and it’d be for the best.
Nicole: Another “quirky” Nicole lol. Ask me three years ago and she would have been my favorite (unfortunately now I see “quirky girls” and I get war flashbacks of BB18 Nicole and Bronte lol). I think I like her though. I don’t think she’ll be able to blend in enough to make it to jury though.
And that’s all 16! I must say, I’m a bit nervous about this cast. Maybe it’s because it’s been a while since we’ve had a really good, competitive season. I’m really tired of watching one person (who is, let’s be honest, usually a guy) bulldoze the entire season because the majority of the cast isn’t there to play. I don’t know, I just don’t want that to happen again but everyone’s favorites seem to be Tyler, Derrick, and Paul sooo.... This also just seems like a really “guy heavy” season with a lot of girls who don’t seem ready to give it their all, which is disappointing. I don’t know why, but if I had to give a prediction of what season this season could be like I’m thinking season 12... just without the icons which are Britney and Rachel lol. I’m willing to have an open mind though, and hopefully people surprise me.
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oof. okay so imma do the latest tea???
got out of shower to hear my mum talkin to Agnes spillin the tea abt their friend/coworker
the one with that Kid my mum wanted to have a playdate with or whatever the annoyingly studious and clearskinned halfasian lookin girl i really envied.
her mum has a live in boyfriend who is basically like...an alcoholic mental case rip god i hate alcohol and i hate people who drink it like i only do it so i hate myself more and die but like this guy basically playin with knives n guns in the house and the kid who is like 19 idk why im callin her kid is so Over it like apparently she hasn’t been coming home and like
basically me in 2016 era when my mum was too generous n Helpful lettin ppl back into our lives and our House so i spent christmas morning 5am walkin in the cold n watchin 3 films until it got dark and stuff like that
girl be actin homeless---mood
so it came to a head today so Agnes is spillin the tea n her husband in the bg(omg it weird hearin him rip he was my military hs instructor wild) n my mUM is so selfrighteous n mad like
‘blablahblah well rosalie is being dumb she should put her daughter first she being sick in the head it her Choice’
n im like eavesdroppin havin warflashbacks of the dumb hypocrisy she has DOne lmao
‘has she no thought like what if Tyler gets raped/sexually abused by that man she’d let her daughter be in that environment???’
i mean it wouldnt be fair of me to be like...eyemoji on this cos she technically doesn’t know? but 19 may 2018 never4get lmao
anyway so my mum’s like our room is for rent and it’ll be far cheaper they dont even have to pay rn!!!
cue me being like...um...Money...generosity...i dont...LIke
i was conflicted here like idk i met the girl like 3-5 times im envious of her work ethic n her better asian disposition than mine cos she obviously prettier but she has better prospects and that’d suck if her life be like that
but also??? like...life be like that it was like that to me like who saved me????????????????????? 
um...no one
like why is that on me or US TO BE NICE n helpful im so tired like damn which is relevant to the next point anyway
cos earlier had a convo with my mum i was eyemojing healthcare profs i was like ‘pls stop bein on ye phone pls tell me info on ye opinion on respiratory therapists...what abt PA’
n deadass she be eyemojing me like STICK TO YOUR COURSE
n i was like...-ugly pleadin emoji eyes- n i was tryin to explain that i didn’t want to be so focused on one thing that if i decide this medical thing is what i want to pursue i’d need 1-2 years just for the PREREQS which is like 5 classes and 1000 clinical hours or minimum 6 month healthcare paid job. like if i decide i want to go to school for that i already have the Stuff and just Apply.
n she was like...you had your chance i bothered you to be a nurse a few years ago you were stubborn if you did as i said you’d be earning good money now but you wasted time
n i was like...oof i can’t say anything to that it’s tru. it real life tea it fax i wasted time n im old n im ruunnin out of time i hate myself alot i hate hate hate
and idk we got to talkin abt money n life cos she was like you have to find something you can learn to LOve
n i was like??? WHY I GOTTA SETTLE N FOOL MYSELF TO DO SO im super annoyed abt that mindset
cos the thing about a bloody Arts degree is there’s too fuckin many broad possibilities n they all aint even that good. like deadass if i was a STEM major ugh like if i was a Bio major prospects are so clear: forensics, research, premed,labtech. Meanwhile polsci for example: uhhh teacher? prelaw? politician? uhhh government work? n there’s like 111 different subdivisions of that n it’s like??? wat the fuck
deadass what am i gonna do with international security is that even gonna pay well like...the fuck do i know is it relevant ??? Doubts
n she was all like...PEOPLE JUST GOTTA DO WHAT THEY HAVE TO TO SURVIVE YOU GOTTA FIND YOURS N STICK WITH IT
n i was lowkey panique n frustrated cos i really REALLY hate being stuck in 1 ting n im like i HAD ACTING YOU SAID NO
n she was like pFF i wanted you to have something REAL cos if you dont make it in acting you’d be on the STREETS
n i was like...lmao lil did she know imma be on the streets next year smh this year actually
n she was like talkin abt the harsh reality of the workforce and how you gotta make do at how ppl treat you (patients) n how you might not even like your coworkers but you gotta deal with it because that’s what ppl do to survive
n she was talkin abt undeserving patients with no healthcare n i was like did you just hear yourself so you want them to die cos they dont got money and she was like 
no??? why get hooked up in the ICU when you’re braindead wasting government money taxes we payed for you don’t understand cos you dont have a job and dont get your salary cut cos of taxes and these people come in acting like they got something to give when they yell at your face acting like they know what they’re talking about they act entitled when they have nothing homeless ppl getting money and illegal immigrants are selfish bringing their kids to be hurt here
n im like...theyre life is ...shitty what are you talkin about n she was like so? why dont they stay and make it better??? one of my very first patients asked me why i was in america and i said i come from a poor country and they said why didn’t you stay and try to make it better? and i couldn’t say anything cos u know what they were right why dont illegal immigrants do that??? n im like...
cos theyre literally...RUNNIN and they want ppl they care abt i.e. children to be far away from that as soon as possible bruh ye think imma wait for change deadass there a reason why we suffer duterte he actually get shit done??? we dont have to wait for change the same way ppl who speak nice n are polite do but is stuck with bureaucracy and lowkey bein corrupt deadass stay in ye lane
n she’s like well i hope you’re right im done bein an idealist im a realist now i believed in good i wanted to help the world now no more
n im like...no you’re not a realist, you’ve just been hangin out with a republican
and she gave me a sideeye 
but deadass im ...scared like i really hate the empathy because when she was being serious n talkin n being honest abt things for once i started to unwillingly see things from her point of view i really felt it n i was scared i’ll be like that im scared she’s right
im scared i’ll end up Real n selfish like...i already am ? n bitter? like i care about so very few Personally and am willin to let others suffer to keep it safe n prioritised?
im scared.
like especially with racism all these years my mum’s been telling me it’s not that im racist just wait til you work with them they act so entitles and loud and make everything about race
n i almost told Her abt it earlier i skyped w her earlier we had a tea spillin moment about our ethnic relations bein racist but then idk we talked alot i guess the text got buried or unseen
like i said i was scared n didn’t get to unpack it like im scared because ive been livin with my roomate and like...ive been excusing it as a personality thing and that if it were anyone else different skin colour id still hate them just the same which i still maintain is true but like?
my RM is loud n she makes everything abt race like deadass me n my FM be just eating dinner and she passes by us and goes on a rant about harvard asians being a Blok to black ppl from getting There n im like...im tryna have dinner so i can get energy to deal with this stressful ass school
n she always talks like she knows what she’s talking about like ‘jewish ppl control the federal bank’ n im like...it 1am in the dark quiet of our shared room deadass i dont wanna tell the binch thats antisemitism cos she gonna be like im black how can i be racist smh
im!!! scared alright like i hate my roomate for proving my mum right when i try so hard to set things right like maybe that’s why i dont tell anyone about my situation other than Her. i never told my parents about the berkeley livin situation they already warn me enough to be careful n i just keep tellin them thats racist
i have so much........THOUGHTS n........DILEMMAS...n FEARS but like i just have this blog i cant trust anyone else to talk abt it n the only person i am willing to talk to abt it will be busy and im so ashamed abt these things but she was so sweet about givin me the heads up about her schedule 
like i hated that i had to get an ugly ass haircut today cos she came back to me n we couldve talked so i guess rip she was complacent n did stuff cos she replied late from then on like that dumbass haircut was 15 minutes ugh. our talkin pattern today was like...dashed lines timereply wise? i asked her if she packed earlier (pre haircut)n she said yes but rip a few hours later she was like...I need to pack 
wat is the truth rip
the tablet bein emo like...mood but my child rip.
my love be packin n spendin time with fam before leavin for london tomorrow
n even after that she doin...Stuff. rip.
which is ye know good for her rip.
i just hope she dont go iceskatin deadass one slip n she can crack her head open or break her neck or paralyse her spine like...??? why do humans wanna do dumb activities
like omg she admitted to me today she a serial jaywalker and WORSE with music n headphones like
binch thats why i didnt wanna enable you further by gettin ye airpods deadass bye
n she was like??? tryna equate it with my risky risk like ummm
mine is for science n validity
hers is just carelessness n chosin lazy convenience over idk...the responsibility of self vigilance like...
bruh ppl shouldnt promise someone 91 years if they be continuin to do dumb stuff consciously oof rip
but other than that like...im...really proud of this resolution she be undertakin officially on the 14th?
im nervous abt it cos i really want it for her too. i want her to get the proper sleep n i always hated her givin excuses like ‘IM FINE ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP’ ‘I NAPPED 3 HOURS 38293820 HOURS AGO IM FINE I MADE UP FOR IT’ um...blokt. get proper sleep binch i love you tf???
prioritise work cos ye gonna regret not givin it yer all??? n ye payin for this???
what fun??? we capitalists now we want that money rip.
i see that shift you know rip i saw it comin a year ago.
that dont mean we republicans rip we still care about others n the inequality? but like i foresaw us getting acquainted with the harsh reality of the world n how difficult it is to get a job--which she experienced along the way.
n rip she wants many things bookmarkin them n honestly same rip
i want a stable warm home for this family n a shiny diamond to get disassociated by extra im a simple man
meanin im selfish n im ready to prioritise meanin im ready to make the choice for others to fall apart/behind if it means puttin This first rip
god pls dont make me a republican this so ugly
# 1 she’d hate me #2 i’d hate me
now im sad
im dead.
omg rip earlier too as she said goodbye i told her i loved her and she was like ‘i love you more’
DEADASS I WAS LIKE LMAO!!! girL i dont think you understand im literally Ready to put you and our possible future First like...im not messin around what skitrips with rich ppl what friends my love is potent n extreme n COncentrated like im sorry ik you feel love for me but you cant top This rip she not ready 
like the um ‘partially wanna make my life’s work abt knowin what might hurt n kill ye so i can kill it first or blok it well’ kinda love
the ‘im already savin for at least HALF a first month deposit in an overpriced london in case you wanna settle down wit me Mayhaps n im not touching it for ANYTHING’ kinda love
the ‘im thinking of a winter home in the tropics so you suffer less n im plannin the floorplans already rip just in case’ kinda extraness
but anyways the gall of this cute lovely human rip ‘i love you more’ ummm try Again smh
bruh i love her too much i bet that’s scary for her rip it might be a Burden tbh she so young rip 
meanwhile im old n ready to rot but like...
i wanna be mortal wit ye before i do
but ye know wat lads i saw myself in the mirror today like 5 times OOF. this meatform...keepin me...Humble. 
bitter but like...humble
‘like of course sHe not ready not only is my personality like dis but also...my outward form how could she introduce me as a Spouse’
‘wow i look like that oof it good i remembered i am undeservin of full intense love like in the films n fanfiction they always between attractive ppl after all it only 1/2 it not Equal’
‘wow bruh ye really upset she spendin time n resources elsewhere when you be lookin like That? ye dont have much to offer bro take the L’
oof so that’s the personal tea i can think of?
had a meghan marke talk rip i can’t believe i was right??? i had twin vibes!!! but i was hoping for like a variety situation rip im worried a lil abt the whole birthin Late ting but she can afford the highest care rip it fine she rich.
my love was talkin abt how pretty MM was n i was like rip is she triggerin Her a lil rip worrirooni
rip speakin of babies like she was showin me this smol gummybear n im like same das me heart n she was like :( n i was like it only fits you
n she was like so no children then:(
n i was like!!! rip if it Ours of course that Counts n i was a lil shook like rip she said she didn’t want them Really so i always get guilty when i talk abt the future or realise i mentioned kids or carelessly name drop Hyaline n Benzion like...im dead rn just typin that like what if she read this big shame bro
but ye know what this is already long n she gonna be busy maybe that’s the key. TOo Much puts ppl OFF so ye mayhaps we sneaky ! ?
anyway i was tryin to get her thoughts on it rip but like she was all iDK ASK ME IN 13 Yrs n i was like...
sighemoji + sandemoji + resignedemoji
rip we talked FAaC a lil. cos she Dared!!! to liken me to her brother just cos i showed her my cheap youth boy shoes smh
At first i was super offended n disgusted but then i was like rip eyemoji if ye into that
then she was like ew nO
then i was like um ye already play the ‘daddy u like me young huh’ card
which is like idk is like technically? joking but it’s like that post ye know abt ppl bein ‘whether or not im actually jokin or flirtin depends if you into it’ but also like schrodingers racism like ‘it was a joke bro!!!’ but they actually bigots.
so it DIFFICULT for my brain to Confirm rip like...eyemoji what is the truth
but like??? im rip. willin. rip. to. rip. Try. rip.?
really i am rip. it Her. bruh. im only hopin she dont have a golden shower kink but. trust i...Will follow thru.
nO IM REMEMBERIN THE DOO DOO POST DESPAIR
rip anyway that whole thing reminded me of FAaC origins which was porn n then somehow sHe was like imagine if egggsy was a singer he’d sing like ‘age is just a number’ shit n i SPILLED THE TEA ABOUT A TING IN PT 3 im so weak sand
i miss the gays
i wanna give them justice n happiness but the 2027 excuse is rl nice for my ugly procrastination issues oof but i wish them well
add: rip had another talk with my mum i really wanted her to understand my thought process about wanting to get the prereqs for medtraining done beforehand
n she was like...I UNderstand but Normal people--
n i was like ‘IM NOT NORMAL I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE I HAVE NO IDENTITY’
n she’s just like SHOOKE n mad n clearly dont understand that im fukt up in the head ‘...IC AN’T BELIEVE YOU!!! iF YOU’RE ABNORMAL YOU WONT GET HIRED N YOU WONT HAVE A NICE JOB’
n im like...well i mean what can i say to that it’s not like it’s not tru rip
Big sand honestly.
it gonna be a long few days imma do my best to leave her alone she needs her time rip i love her so much rip sand
i feel like a dumb ugly dog god fljækadfkøad h8
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HEADCANONS MEME: DATING EDITION!! | @intergalacticxmisfits
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where they first met and howAll working in canon here, they first met when Mariah joined the RFA by pure accident and scam :D I’m fairly certain Seven probably harboured most suspicions for the longest (possibly only on par with Jaehee), but also, which should I consider utmost canon here, only his Route, right? AAH the trouble with multi-route games
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involvedThis is only the second question but I’m longing so hard to include their holiday at Mariah’s farm WHEN CAN I MENTION IT- ahem, a few weeks I would say? What can I say, Mariah STOLE HIS HEART
who fell for who first ( if applicable )Again, this question is one I find no interest in replying to because it’s just not something I believe can be determined with confidence. But if I may place a hypothesis: I think it was Seven.
where their first date was and what it was likeWELL, CANONICALLY, SHOULD WE COUNT THEIR... SECRET AGENT MISSIONS AS DATE- I think I’d actually like to discuss this with you, because it intrigues me B)
who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )I think... wasn’t there a moment where Seven actually... does ask? WELL either way, I headcanon if Seven were the one to ask first, depending on angsty circumstances or lack thereof, it might have either been just very intimate, y’know, just a quiet gentle conversation, and then maybe he’d do it again in a more ‘Seven Style’ and like... make a cake explode and a neon sign burst out of it saying ‘WILL YOU BE THE YEE TO MY HAW?’
who proposes firstPutting aside eventual doubts on the concept of marriage and fears on Saeyoung’s side, I think this could also go to Seven, if we keep it traditional and all that. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I’D LIKE TO HEADCANON? That they both do it at the same time in their own silly flashy ways without knowing the other was planning to.
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right awayHmmm, if it’s set in a world after the entire secret endings and just when everything has settled to a somewhat normal life I doubt there would be reason to hide it? I personally headcanon Saeyoung to be the kind of boyfriend who, like... his entire snapchat is him just gushing over how beautiful and perfect and cute his girlfriend is, so really
where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )Can there be another exploding cake- At a disney park sounds actually like something that could happen, but Saeyoung might also just try to stage something ridiculous at Mariah’s farm
if they adopt any pets togetherAs a cat lover and someone who has raised her fair share of both kittens and puppies and knows about all the nasties and diseases and all that jazz, please don’t ever let Saeyoung own a cat because I get his good will, BUT THE POOR FURBALLS- Putting that aside, THEY GOTTA BECAUSE THEY BOTH LIKE ‘EM AND... oh my god the pigs at the farm, can they name them all together and call them their children
who’s more dominantWhat context are we working in here, because I’d say Saeyoung for tradition alone (y’know, the male in the equation-) but I wouldn’t be surprised if Mariah took the reigns quite often, she’s COOL AS FUCK, and Saeyoung is putty in her hands
where their first kiss was and what it was likeCAN THIS BE AT THEIR FARM TOO... No matter the location, I can absolutely imagine it being one of those movie-like kisses where they’re just talking softly and then someone makes a joke and they laugh and it gets really quiet and they both just start to lean in and it’s soft and wholesome?
if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )Matching hoodies with cat ears, matching onesies (cat onesie for Sev, pig onesie for Mariah, but they switch sometimes which is ridiculous considering size difference), matching headbands that they got at Disneyland and still wear sometimes, matching shirts with silly text on them, ALL THIS STUFF
how into pda they areHMM, I think they would keep it to hand holding and arm-wrapped-around-waist scenarios? Basically, just common stuff, nothing too intimate
who holds the umbrella when it rainsSaeyoung because he’s taller I’m guessing, BUT you know that drawing? That showcases how each different person would carry the umbrella for someone? Seven is the last drawing where he just puts his jacket over his head and hovers over her and they run through the rain screaming, wait I’ll find it EDIT: I FOUND IT OMFFG
where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )I’m... lowkey starting to think amusement parks OR OR LIKE UHM IN THE COUNTRYSIDE? THOSE FAIRS WITH LIKE COUNTRYSIDE STUFF
who’s more protectiveSaeyoung would die for Mariah and that’s... actually an understatement
how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )Shared a bed possibly less than have had sex, but I dunno actually :thinking:
if they argue about anythingMAYBE PLAYFIGHTS? Or maybe Saeyoung’s need to protect her by pushing her away, that’s reason for argument
who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )Why can’t this be pure- UH, I don’t know :’)
who steals whose clothes and how oftenSaeyoung is still sobbing that he can’t steal her clothes because they don’t fit him, SO MARIAH IT IS and every time she does and he sees her in one of his hoodies he dies, instant cardiac arrest
how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )ALL THE WAYS I HOPE
what their favourite nonsexual activity isHMMM... Cuddling? Or... playing video games together maybe? Pestering Jumin lmao
how long they stay mad at each otherSaeyoung takes one look at Mariah’s face and gets angry at himself because he can’t stay angry at her for like more than 20 minutes, don’t know about Mariah though, BUT YOUR FOOT DOWN MARIAH
what their usual coffee / tea orders arePhD Pepper, baby, and... anything that won’t make them sleep lmao
if they ever have any children togetherTHEY MIGHT WHO KNOWS WINK WONK
if they have any special pet names for each otherI’m WILLING TO PUT MY MONEY ON THEM HAVING. Princess, kitten, cutie, baby, Saeyoung would probably never stop coming up with new ones, Piglet (because of her pigs tbh), sunshine, my star, babe
if they ever split up and / or get back togetherNO
what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )Messy as all hell but it works for them :’)
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was likeSaeyoung probably did something ridiculous again, UNLESS they spent it at Mariah’s farm, in that case it was probably very warm and homely and everything Seven never thought he’d get to experience
what their names are in each other’s phones'Eminem’ because her name starts with M, I’M KIDDING- or am I
if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )Buying... all... the couple... outfits at amusement parks?
who falls asleep first and who wakes up firstSaeyoung’s sleep schedule is a fucking nightmare, so I think Mariah falls asleep first and wakes up first because Saeyoung didn’t even sleep
who’s the big spoon / little spoonSAEYOUNG BIG SPOON KING BUT ALSO LIKES BEING LITTLE SPOON
who hogs the bathroomHave you seen Seven’s hair, it’s Mariah
who kills the spiders / takes them outsideMariAH LMAO
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as an avid animal lover, kim yongguk’s biggest dream had always been to have a pet he could call his own
so ever since he was presented with a tiny kitten two christmases earlier by his parents, he had been the happiest man
it went without saying that lucy soon became the centre of yongguk’s world, and he has never been ashamed to admit that his cat stood proudly at the top of the kim family hierarchy
as one that loved spoiling his pet, he would frequent the local mart, buying a few packets of the most expensive snacks offered every week
yongguk’s friends are constantly flabbergasted at the sheer amount of money that he spends on his cat alone, but hey, if it meant that lucy can bask in luxury, then his coffees can wait
you enter the picture a few weeks before christmas in the form of a homeless cat shelter worker, desperate to find a home for the remaining 24 cats under your care
however, as christmas neared, the number of furred friends in the shelter seemed to not decrease by one bit, and you spent your days sitting in the play area surrounded by them, worrying about their not-so-bright futures
you would very willingly adopt all of them into your own home, but since you already spent minimal time in your apartment, you knew that it was impossible for you to be a good companion for the cats
which is why you decided on a whim, that if you couldn’t give them a home for christmas, you’ll present (haha get it bc christmas presents) them with the next best thing: buy them as many snacks that you could afford for the last two weeks of december
a messily scribbled plan later showed that it would be impossible to bulk order from suppliers, since they would all be on christmas break by then 
which is why on the 15th of december, you walked out of the local mart carrying an entire box of cat treats at 6 o’clock sharp, your wallet sadly deflated in your back pocket
to say that yongguk was shocked to find the entire shelf of expensive cat treats empty later that morning is an understatement
to his knowledge, the snacks that he buys for lucy are always in stock, since most customers prefer cheaper alternatives
slightly thrown off, he could do nothing but return home emptyhanded, feeling guiltier towards his cat than he should’ve been
needless to say, lucy was not pleased at the piece of spam offered her in consolation at the lack of gourmet organic chicken bites, and didn’t bat an eye at yongguk for the rest of the day
walking into the mart the next morning, yongguk was determined to get his cat her chicken bites, but yet again, found the entire shelf devoid of anything
he tried his best to ignore the bitter glare lucy sent him as soon as she spotted his empty hands, mentally promising her that tomorrow, he was going to get her the damn bites if it meant sacrificing his life
empty
empty
empty
lucy has been denied her treats for five days straight, and yongguk has been denied affection from his cat for five days straight
he was growing insistently restless, tired of facing rejection as lucy stalked away from his open arms again and again
a quick ask around the mart told him that every morning, a woman comes in at the crack of dawn to purchase nothing but a huge pile of cat treats, and that was when yongguk decided that enough was enough
waking up at the earliest time he has ever woken up the next day, yongguk speed walks to the mart, only to find you already at the cat treat shelf, piling the last packets of lucy’s chicken bites into your basket
walking up to you, he takes a deep breath before asking you quietly if you could spare him a packet for his cat to eat before she eats him, thinking that you would most likely be kind enough to offer him at least one bag
which explains the blatant surprise on his face when you apologised, breathing out a ‘i need all of this today’ before briskly walking off towards the cashier, hoping to get to your cats as soon as possible
leaving yongguk frozen for a few minutes in the middle of the cat food aisle, mind blank at the blunt nature of your words
that night, he stares a disinterested lucy in the face, eyes set in determination as he promises that she’s going to get her treats tomorrow, no matter what
you walk into the mart the next morning, mentally prepared to spend another couple dozen dollars on cat food
however, nothing would’ve prepared you for the emptiness that was the cat treat shelf, the colourful packets replaced with nothing but what appeared to be a small piece of paper
picking it up, your eyes immediately narrowed at the familiar message scrawled onto the page in lazy handwriting
‘sorry. i need all of this today.’
ten minutes away in yongguk’s apartment, whilst lucy was enjoying an entire package of her beloved chicken bites, her owner was staring at his now-empty wallet in disdain, the only bit of satisfaction stemming from the fact that he had actually beat you to the snacks
ever since that silent declaration of war, both you and yongguk’s mornings have been absolute chaos
you would both rush to wake up in the morning, with you sometimes not even bothering to smooth out your hair before heading out the door, and with yongguk surprising lucy at the speed he’s been moving throughout the house 
it would, on most occasions, result in you arriving at the mart first, and even though yongguk always looks somewhat disgruntled whenever he sees you standing at the cashier before him with a triumphant grin, he’s began to secretly thank you, because his wallet has suffered more in those few bulk purchases than it has in his entire life
however, curiosity eventually started to build up in yongguk’s system, and by the end of another week, he was lowkey dying to find out what you did with all those packets of treats
which led to him trailing after you out the mart after another success on your side, taking care to keep his distance so that you didn’t notice him
as you weaved through the streets, yongguk started to go through the possible scenarios he would face a few minutes later
were you perhaps just an attractive cat lady with 30 cats, and they didn’t eat anything other than treats?
did you plan on reselling the treats at a higher price for profit?
oh, for the love of god, he really hoped that you weren’t one of those people who were obssessed with cat food and treated them like meatballs
however, all of his thoughts were proved wrong when he looked up at the small building you entered, eyes widening at the brightly coloured sign that read ‘the lost cats’ home’ hanging above the doorway
walking up to the entrance, taking in the small setup of your workplace before his eyes landed on your kneeling figure, a bright smile on your face as you opened up packets of the treats to feed the mass of cats that surrounded you, purring appreciatively
and for once in his life, yongguk’s eyes were not settled on the furry creatures, but on your face, softer than usual as you cooed at your small companions 
thinking back, purchasing that amount of cat food everyday must’ve cost you quite a lot, and to think that you were willing to sacrifice so much of your money for something that wasn’t even part of your job,,,
it was,,,,attractive, to say the least
you were selfless, you were undeniably cute, and you loved cats?
what a fucking match
yongguk was only broken out of his reverie when you turned around, eyebrows raised when you spotted the last person you would have expected
‘what are you doing here?’ you asked, standing up to face him, ‘looking to adopt a cat?’
feeling more flustered than he has ever felt in his entire life, yongguk’s gaze fell from your face to the creatures that surrounded your feet, asking to be petted by nudging their heads against your ankles
‘shouldn’t you be on christmas break already?’ he asked back instead, despite somewhat having an idea of what your reason would be
he did not, however, foresee how down you became at his question, squatting down to scratch the head of a particular black cat with striking blue eyes
‘i can’t just leave them there,’ you replied after a sigh, ‘my coworkers are willing to feed them, but i didn’t want them to be left alone for christmas, which is why i’m spending it with them.’
yongguk found the frown on your face a little too hard to look at, seeing as you were willing to basically give your life for the felines
feeling an overwhelming need to somehow make you smile again, his mouth opened on its own accord, and blurted out the first thing that came to his mind
‘i-i’ll adopt one.’ 
and for him, seeing the light return to your eyes at his statement was worth every dollar that he spent later that day on pet registration
walking back home with a cardboard box in his hands, yongguk was still left in some sort of daze, his mind thinking back to the bright smile on your face as you waved him off from the shelter
and now, with a new pet in hand, your number scribbled onto a piece of paper in his back pocket and maybe a date scheduled for next tuesday, yongguk was the happiest man in the world
‘everything would turn out alright, won’t it, tolbi?’
‘,,,meow’
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argyrosz · 6 years
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92 Questions Tag
I was tagged by @fullmattlealchemist​ to answer alllllll these questions. Let’s see.
LAST:
1.       Drink –– Water.
2.       Phone Call ––  Trying to set up a hair appointment.
3.       Text Message –– “Lysing a whole bunch a cells and running gels~”
4.       Song You Listened To ––  I actually don’t recall.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1.       Dated Someone Twice ––Nope
2.       Cheated On Someone –– Nope
3.       Been Cheated On –– Nope
4.       Kissed Someone & Regretted It –– It’s not the kiss I regret
5.       Lost Someone Special – Fortunately, nope.
6.       Been Depressed –– Tbh, I expect that I was depressed in High School, and I’m actually amazed that I made it through. BUT, nowadays, things are great~
7.       Been Drunk & Thrown Up – Nope. I absolutely hate throwing up (and I also don’t drink that much). 
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
1.       Made a New Friend –– Moving to a new city and starting Grad school had me making SOOO many friends.
2.       Fallen out of love –– Not that I really know of.
3.       Laughed Until You Cried –– I don’t think I’ll ever cry if from laughing. But I’ve laughed for a good 20 minutes before. 
4.       Met Someone Who Changed You –– Yes. Most people I get somewhat close to has an effect on me, gives me new outlooks, and affects how I look at life.
5.       Found Out Who Your True Friends Are –– I hope so. I know people willing to travel cross country to visit me.
6.       Found Out Someone Was Talking About You –– Yep, and I was #Pisssssed.
7.       Kissed Any of My Followers –– Nah.
GENERAL:
1.       How Many of Your Followers:  Uh. Uh. Uh.
2.       Do You Wanna Change Your Name –– Considering the amount of variations of my name, I’ve definitely considered it.
3.       What Time Did You Wake Up Today ––  9:00am. I woke up feeling like shit, because I’ve been lowkey ill for the past two weeks.
4.       What Were You Doing at 12 Last Night –– Lying in bed, either on my phone, or asleep.
5.       Something You Can’t Wait For ––  Going to Spain in June, or graduating in 5-ish years.
6.       Last Time You Saw Your Mom –– Back in December
7.       Something You Wish You Could Change About Your Life –– I’d like to lose weight and maybe find myself a significant other :3
8.       What Are You Listening to rn –– A trivia podcast
9.       Whats Getting on Your Nerves rn –– My low level sickness that’s been bothering me.
10.   Nicknames –– Alex? (Since that’s not technically my full name). 
11.   In A Relationship –– Nah
12.   Zodiac Sign –– Leo
13.   Pronouns –– He/him/his
14.   Favorite TV Shows –– Essentially every competition show, Doctor Who, Various Anime, RPDR!, Great British Bake Off (prior to channel change).
15.   School: I’m working towards a PhD right now, and have a long way to go.
16.   Hair color –– Dark Brown/Black, but am considering going Blue/Purple.
17.   Short hair or Long –– Mid-length? I’ve considered long hair, but whenever I get close, I find it too annoying.
18.   Height –– 5′ 11″
19.   Do You Have A Crush on Someone –– Kinda? I mean I have like “Oh he’s cute” moments, but in terms of a full blown crush, I think I fell out of one recently.
20.   What Do You Like About Yourself –– My ability to sleep in almost any situation.
21.   Tattoos –– I gots one on my arm, and definitely want to get another one.
FIRSTS:
1.       Surgery –– Wisdom tooth surgery. (I had horizontal wisdom teeth).
2.       Piercings –– None
3.       Best Friend –– This kid who moved to town in 1st grade, and I was paired with him since I had been there for Kindergarten. We were great friends until middle school and drifted apart.
4.       Vacation –– Uhh... Looking to the future, going to Spain. (Or the summer I spent in England, which was for academic reasons, but I still got to goof around).
5.       Pair of Sneakers –– Haha, nope.
RIGHT NOW:
1.       Eating –– Air. (I had a Belgian Waffle, half a bagel, and scrambled eggs for brunch).
2.       Drinking –– Water
3.       Listening To –– Still listening to a Trivia Podcast
4.       Wanting Kids –– Probs
5.       Get Married –– Probs
6.       Career –– Either becoming a Professor, or going into Scientific Literacy and Outreach.
WHICH IS BETTER:
1.       Lips or Eyes –– Eyes
2.       Romantic or Spontaneous –– Romantic
3.       Nose, Stomach, or Nice Arms –– I’d say arms. Arms that can cuddle me.
4.       Sensitive or Loud –– Sensitive
5.       Relationship or Hookup –– Relationship
6.       Troublemaker or Hesitant –– Uh... Hesitant I guess? It’s better to be somewhat reserved than to make rash decisions?
HAVE YOU EVER:
1.       Kissed a Stranger –– Yeah? (I knew her name, but I had known her for about 3 hours).
2.       Drank Hard Liquor –– I’ve taken a shot of Everclear (190 proof) before. Do not recommend.
3.       Lost Glasses or Contacts –– Nope
4.       Been Arrested –– Nope
5.       Turned Someone Down –– Uh, yes I think?
6.       Cried When Someone Died –– Yeah.... I watched one of those “try not to cry” videos, and someone died and I was bawling. 
7.       Fallen For a Friend –– Oohhhh yeah. 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1.       Yourself –– In certain ways.
2.       Miracles –– Possibly.
3.       Love at first sight –– No, because I find that interactions change things a lot.
4.       Santa –– I didn’t receive Christmas gifts for probably a decade of my life, so nope.
5.       Kiss on the First Date –– Probs?
And apparently I have to tag people.... So I’ll tag @millennialrambling, @mapsiodyne, @insertnewurl-here, @sergeantsarcasm
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inbtswethrrust · 7 years
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Hi~ I want to recommend some ao3 stories that I really like: crossing distances by Anonymous (vmin), your love was handmade for somebody like me by tangowithsuga (vmin), photograph by rosiex (yoonjin), scrambled eggs by august_d (jinkook), when it's cold outside by shrdmdnssftw (yoonjin), prom nights and first times by xiujaemin (namgi), travel plans by siderum (sugakookie), and you say you want passion (i think you found it) by jemkay (namgi). Hope you guys like it too~
First of all, thank you for the amazing stories you’re recommending, I’ll make sure to check out the ones I haven’t read!
crossing distances
“Do you want to drink coffee at my place?”
Perhaps Jimin’s not the only one willing to make up for the lost time―and make the remaining ones count.
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
The oldest cliche in the book - Park Jimin wakes up in Vegas, married to his best friend Kim Taehyung.
🗣️ God, I really love this one! Waiting patiently for the update 🗣️
Photograph 
Yoongi and Seokjin escape to visit the beach one evening.
🗣️ This is just a really soft Yoonjin, a must-read. 🗣️
Scrambled Eggs 
There’s something about watching Seokjin cook late at night under the kitchen spotlight that makes Jeongguk want to stay in this moment forever.
🗣️ Haven’t read this, but I surely will. It sounds really good! 🗣️
when it’s cold outside
There’s that sunny eye smile again and Yoongi has to look away for just a moment, thinks about how Seokjin shines so bright.
or, Yoongi’s got sunshine on a cloudy day.
🗣️ I LOVE THIS ONE! READ IT!!!!! 🗣️
prom nights and first times
Namjoon doesn’t hate prom—Yoongi does. But that doesn’t matter.
🗣️ I haven’t read this one, but I’m already excited!! 🗣️
travel plans
“hyung, i looked up more stuff on hong kong,” jeongguk says when they’re both in the bathroom together, like he’s reaching out for yoongi’s approval. yoongi’s brushing his teeth. “it looks like a nice place. is new york not your favorite city anymore?”
🗣️ I haven’t read this one, but it’s short so it’ll be a quick read! 🗣️
you say you want passion (i think you found it)
yoongi has a plan for his birthday and that’s to go out, get drunk, maybe have a questionable hookup, and definitely not think about the lowkey crush he may or may not have on his English tutor. that plan falls apart when kim namjoon walks through the door and jimin’s face lights up like christmas came early.
🗣️ Ahh, I really love this one too! The storyline is so good and the smut is so good and i mean the ship? so good! 🗣️
Thank you for all these amazing recs!
-Admin Nana
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