We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
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People complain about how if McDonald's paid their employees more, they'd charge us more for food and those same people haven't said a word when McDonald's dramatically increased their prices over the past few years all while not increasing their employees pay by much at all
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We expect humans to live on Mars in the near future, yet we haven’t even dared to inhabit Antarctica
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A movie about dolls (Barbie) is more controversial than a movie about a guy who helped develop the atom bomb (Oppenheimer)
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Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich
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At some point you’ve made a subconscious decision that’s saved your life without even realising
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Sign language being different in every country instead of being universal is a nonsense and an opportunity wasted
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There are two types of people in the world, civilized folks who hold the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other, and people who let the cord flop around all willy nilly, like a belgian.
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The last day of 2023 is 123123 (12/31/23)
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The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling.
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Cups are holes we can carry.
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