I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)
like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me
it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this
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Nandor in his Barbie phase, a little gift for @joey-hazell which I definitely put too much effort into ( at least for a silly joke) lol
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brother @ me: why do you always draw bow man (noritoshi) with the most luscious lips? why do you make him look so beautiful??
noritoshi:
its bc he is beautiful. what the fuck i cannot stress to you enough how these two images are within the same 5 mins.
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