#we're goin to japan bitches!

[fatass-adam]

munday: 14, 16, 18

14. How long have you been roleplaying?

UH...good question XD I started back in uh...2014 I think?? YEAH because my first ever Tumblr RP account was @morelikemikeshitamiright (which I'll be honest is HILARIOUS that it's still there...I abandoned it YEARS ago). Then for a while I mostly had ask accounts, I RPed as Scout from TF2 a bit too but not A LOT so I wouldn't really count those as RP years. I didn't really get RP heavy until I was @gottalovearickinuniform (which is still KINDA there??) and the MANY MANY sideblogs attached to it (I think I was up to like 11 Ricks, a Morty, and even a Mr. Meeseeks). Then I kinda went inactive again with until I was my Team Skull grunt character and-

TL;DR: I don't really know tbh XD But if you wanna count backwards and insist that my on and offs still count then uh...roughly 10 years??

And I was doing shitty half-assed RPs on Deviantart before that so maybe even longer if that counts lol *casually wonders if my Adventure Time OC RP/ask account is still kickin around on there*

16. What is your favorite band/music genre?

BOY HOWDY IS THIS GONNA BE A LONG ANSWER-

In short: My fav bands are Mindless Self Indulgence and Ghost (sometimes referred to as Ghost B.C. due to copyright issues in America when they first started) and they sound nothing alike and love them for completely different reasons XD I can't really rule one as my "top fav" over the other tbh because they switch around a lot depending on my mood (though I can always go into horny details on why I love each of them on another post). Other favs include My Chemical Romance, Bloodhound Gang, Fall Out Boy, Misfits, The Offspring, MC Chris, Alice Cooper, and Priest (and that's just off the top of my head ngl)

In long: I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING. Yes, everything. Some smartass probably "OH even polka??" YES FUCKER AND NOT JUST WEIRD AL. I have like...weird Mongolian throat singing metal bullshit saved on my YouTube. Some of my usual genres are cyberpunk, darksynth, dark disco, horrorsynth, sexwave, dungeonsynth, synthwave, vaporwave, citypop, future funk, and...well okay I listen to a LOT of shit XD

Basically I'd probably need a whole new post to go into depth on this one!

18. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?

I'm gonna break this into two categories because I kinda feel like it's two different ball games XD

First of all, if it's outside of the US then I'd say Japan, specifically Tokyo and places that area. I KNOW THAT'S SO WEEABOO BASIC BITCH XD But nah I'm actually really invested in the cool technology and shit they have there, the cyberpunkish aesthetics of their architecture, and even some of their customs and cultures! Like they really got it goin on over there, everything runs like a well oiled machine and people are so much more polite and everything it seems (though I'm kinda scared they probably don't like Americans because...well, we're actually pretty horrible lol). Plus they have all the cool toys, games, restaurants, experiences, and even the better theme parks! Everything is just so over the top and beautifully done and honestly I'm a bit jealous we can't have nice things like that XD

Meanwhile in the US or just North America in general there are a TON of places I'd visit for one reason or another! I'm very very into roadside America and love tourist traps and other such attractions! They're actually a pretty heavy special interest for me lol. UH but I'll list some of my main wants!

The House on the Rock in Wyoming, WI (which is literally 2-3 hours from us we just haven't had the chance to go yet lol...but to be fair I've been wanting to visit it since I lived in KY!)

Edwards, CA so I can participate in Wasteland Weekend and Neotropolis lol

Also Burbank, CA for a very fucking specific area where there's year 'round Halloween stores, horror museums/experiences, and gothic culture specialty shops lmao-

Las Vegas, NV for SEVERAL reasons but I'm really invested in what goes on in Fremont Street and love watching live videos of people wandering around there on YouTube like a creep XD

Actually, speaking of Las Vegas, I'm SO DETERMINED (like fuckin hellbent yo) to go to Omega Mart in Area 15 as well as the other experiences offered there!!

The Clown Motel in Tonopah, NV (yes that Clown Motel)

Honestly?? The Extraterrestrial Highway (aka Route 318) famous for being the road to Area 51, though it has other cool stops such as Little A'Le'Inn, Alien Research Center, and my personal fav The Black Mailbox (if it's there...sometimes it gets stolen and they have to replace it lol)

And speaking of aliens, Roswell NM is a must lol

Oh, and Alien Cathouse Brothel in Amargosa Valley, NV...yes it is a very real legal brothel that plays on "probing" fantasies among other things XD Yes I will pay to get probed by an alien hooker don't @ me (also note I use "hooker" jokingly, I know they're "sex workers" because I'm one too lol...just on a lesser level XD)

TL;DR: Please just throw me in the desert somewhere around CA, NV, NM, and a little of TX lmao

I think that'll about do it! Hopefully I didn't chat too much-

[angst-and-eminence]

Presenting Angst and Emminance!... Ten sessions in...

CCKC (Current Cop Kill Counter): somewhere around 17?

[oyasuminto]

going after Purity now? starting to think you like shitty drama

OKAY SO

i'll just give a rundown of the plot

danny and his mom move from new jersey to los angeles in california. she keeps on hyping it up and when they get there it's just,,,,, dingy apartments so he already isn't happy. he had to leave his friends n school n all that shit. he goes to a beach party w/friends and sticks up for a cute girl but her ex (johnny lawrence) ends up beating his ass and makes a fool of him cause johnny has like,,,, Actual teaching about karate n shit but daniel doesn't. he eventually becomes friends w/the handyman for the apartments, my miyagi who's a first gen immigrant from japan. stand in dad that becomes Real Dad (he doesn't get w/momma larusso but does start to become danny's actual father figure.)

eventually danny goes to another fuckin party (you think he'd learn to keep to himself) after being bullied by johnny and his friends. he goes to the bathroom and hides as soon as he sees Da Cobras (just four other guys that go to cobra kai dojo lol) but eventually takes a hose and sprays a buncha fuckin water on johnny while he's holed up in a stall tryna roll a joint. obviously, johnny gets fuckin pissed and they end up chasing danny throughout town. mr miyagi sees this, intervenes, and ends up beating children's asses

miyagi

one of johnny's friends ends up with an Arm Hurty so you see it in a sling for a while but it heals back up, nothing major

anyways, daniel gets all fuckin Angry Crying about how they know all this karate shit and how he doesn't so that means he's always gonna lose (granted, he could just,,,,,,, not provoke them like in the bathroom scene) so they go down to the cobra kai dojo and it's too expensive for just his mom to pay for. kreese is the teacher and he has a bunch of special forces vietnam paraphernalia n medals of honor n shit hanging up from his glory days(he doesn't say it outright but this man is RACIST i fucking KNOW IT) so miyagi goes to him n asks for a peace thing. daniel can learn w/them and they'll leave him alone but kreese just kinda laughs. an under 18 tournament is goin on so miyagi proposes that he'll teach daniel himself to go up against kreese's students but in exchange, these kids have to fuckin leave danny alone to train.

kreese likes Challenge so he agrees, fully getting a weird boner for "oughhhh yeah we're gonna fuckin break this kid's ARM"

daniel says WHAT THE HELL, MAN and miyagi makes him do a buncha chores for him night n day for muscle memory that'll help w/certain Schmoves. very cheesy but vv good. when danny gets fed up w/it, miyagi just fights his bitch ass n what daniel's been doing has been defense adjacent so he's able to finally act kinda competently in this sorta fight. lotsa training n stuff but just know eventually there's passive racism towards miyagi and he almost throws hands and tells them to fuckin get their bitch asses outta his sight. but the whole deal w/miyagi is that he's been in war so he no longer wants to be aggressive or offensive, his whole thing is defense only

best defense is No Be There. get outta that place before anything can start lmao, thats the first tip because OBVIOUSLY danny cannot leave people alone

i love him but damn, where's he gettin all this fuckin confidence from jfc

eventually miyagi opens up to danny about how he was in the military for ww2 and how he lost his late wife and child while they were in internment camps. it's really heavy, actually

it turns out miyagi still has the note breaking the news to him and daniel finds it in his house after miyagi falls asleep

he keeps his medal of honor and all pictures hidden away, he fuckin hates those memories. it's a really good foil for kreese and the writing is fuckin GOOD

when daniel turns 18 i think? the wiki says that but it's also publicly edited so i'm assuming the tournament is for people younger than 18 and people who are eighteen kinda like,,,,, the uhh less than Or equal to sign in math

ANYWAYS, WHEN DANNY'S BIRTHDAY COMES, MIYAGI GIVES HIM AN ACTUAL GI

it's very sweet

he also gives him one of the cars he fuckin polished for hours and hours and hours because miyagi already has a bunch of older ones he's working on

danny ends up taking his Love Inch Rest to the boardwalk or somethn with it and finally doesn't feel embarrassed to be w/allie, someone who you can tell comes from a middle class family

honest to god this movie touches on subtle classism too and it hits Too close to home

0/10, him interacting w/allie's parents feels TOO MUCH like when i, a colored poor child, met the parents of my friends, well off white people

there's a whole woaghhhhh love triangle for allie, him, n johnny but honestly it just feels gay

anyways, allie is late to their date so daniel goes to the country club thing through the back and kitchens and he sees johnny kiss her, he bumps into someone w/Spaghet and he's just,,,, on the floor covered in it and his white shirt is fucking ruined. he runs out of there crying while allie tries to explain that it Actually wasn't what it looked like

the secondhand embarrassment, man

OOF

anyways, the tournament comes up and daniel rises through the ranks etc etc, he starts getting nervous because he'll have to beat bobby n johnny (they're gay 'friends' <33) and oh god that's fucking INTIMIDATING

kreese forces bobby to do an illegal move to fuck up daniel's leg and that forces bobby to get dq'ed for something he's been working for all year along w/hurting someone he never wanted to really HURT

where one of my favorite scenes comes from because that scene says SO MUCH even if you don't watch ANY of the rest of the movie

like, bobby is always the one to tell the others off when they're starting to seriously harm danny. he mediates n tells tommy off when he tries to bait johnny into responses. he doesn't want any SERIOUS harm to come to danny or anyone they make fun of, so kreese forcing him to fuck up daniel's leg and bobby listening anyways says,,,,,, a Lot. because he's scared of kreese and what he'll do if he doesn't listen. i'm not making this up, kreese is canonically abusive and the opening to the sequel takes place right after the tournament and it's really upsetting to me lmao

he puts johnny in a chokehold and smashes his fuckin hand through a car window, breaks the second place medal in fuckin throws it out into the rest of the parking lot, and miyagi has to step in yet again

BUT THAT'S THE SECOND MOVIE

just healthy father figure things ❤️ ✨

anyways, daniel still continues on after bobby hurts his leg which was SUPPOSED to take him out of the fuckin tournament. and neither him nor johnny can get the upper hand on the other but eventually after Woaghhhh Build Up, danny beats him

and then johnny does genuinely go " you're alright, larusso" while handing him the medal/whatever thing

and a lot of people forget about that scene

like, that part of it

johnny's a sore loser but not that much of a sore loser and by the end of the movie, he didn't fully hate daniel

SO ANYWAYS THAT WAS ME RETELLING THE WHOLE MOVIE, DID YOU LIKE THE SECONDHAND VERSION

i didn't mean to actually go into everything :BlobFearSweat:

it was supposed to be only a Rundown