#weird old man

[lilabearr]

Vincent Gallo and Tricia Vessey in Trouble Every Day

[4lonso]

geunther steiner post race interview is insane 😭😭

[she-aint-no-slow-regard]

Chetney best actor as always

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[isawthismeme]

She’s brown and a democrat, gotta get that birth certificate, that we’ll call fake news anyway. Apparently, if you can’t win in a fight, you gotta at least try to get your opponent disqualified.

Sad and weird.

[heph]

05x05

Remember the episode where Wilson pretended he was doing drugs and dating a sex worker after he realised that House was spying on him 😐

[edlucavalden]

Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..

[mischievous-thunder]

Be careful, Logan. Your freaky kidnapper's falling in love with you.

[yeyinde]

regency era Price au where he's a little bit of a creep. thirsting after the poor servant girl attending to his wife. cornering her in the rooms she's working in by putting his burly body into the doorframe, blocking her only escape as he watches her work. and she's so naive that she thinks he believes her a thief. poor thing. refuses to budge when he dismisses her, so she's forced to squeeze past him to get by. gets groped as she does so, but he's her employer. what can she say? and besides. everyone says he's a good man. surely this must be fine, then?

he asks her questions that get progressively grosser and intrusive as time goes on, and refuses to let her leave until she answers. humiliating, shameful questions dragged out into the open. do you have any family. can you really say they love you if they let you work like this? like a dog? does anyone really care about you at all? why are you working here? have you ever been kissed? touched yourself? ever lain with a man?

no? well. he'll help you out with that.

a nasty man who uses your inexperience to his advantage, whispering in your ear that he's the only one who can do this to you, who put that ache deep inside of you. the only one who can fill it, too. gets you drunk and fucks you on his marriage bed, promises that Mrs Price will be gone soon enough, don't you worry your little head over that. he'll take care of everything, sweet girl.

it causes quite the controversy when Mrs Price goes missing the next morning. ran away, you see. was never quite happy with her husband, anyway. A divorcee of only a few weeks and already "courting" the old servant girl who used to attend to his wife. pregnant out of wedlock, they whisper. the poor girl taken for a fool by one of Mr Price's associate. good thing Mr Price is there to step up for you despite the stigma, caring for your child as if it was his own. such a good man, isn't he? you could do a lot worse.

[markscherz]

This big chonk of a toad lives under our deck in Sweden, we call it Britney so we can tell the dog to "leave Britney alone!"

On the night the photo was taken it was raining A Lot, and we had the door open just so we could listen to the sound. I guess Britney thought it was raining a bit too much though.

Wow, she is killing it, what a lass!

[existentialvibeology]

so its my 21st birthday and its my first time in a bar and some elderly man came up to me and starts hitting on me sings me happy birthday then asks to have sex then tells me he hasnt had sex in 13 years

[intotheswollenriver]

I really think they look great together in this outfit in the film😇

[malacandrax]

Request- 'Modern au farmers market stall owner Halsin meeting dashing fashion model Astarion!'

I don't know who put him in a bad mood, maybe Cazador is a big name designer and Astarion is one of his models, but he's treated badly and wants to quit.

[ty to papa rye for the sound business model line, and general vibes!]

[merricatblckwood]

Interview with the vampire season 2 episode 8 The queen of the damned by Anne Rice - The devil's minion chapter Special effects by Larry Cohen

[yardsards]

i had some friends vote on what silly phrase to write on my birthday cake...

other top contenders included "GAY DIVORCE" and "AUTISM SWAG"

[asurrogateblog]

McLennon Memes Pt.3

Pt.2 Pt.1