Maybe we should think about getting a few mirrors. And maybe a drawer, you know for some of my stuff. Because that's what couples do. They have drawers.
for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of
also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut
the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)
Spy is back on the hanger because I had to essentially emergency wash him because of a hotel bed bug incident. Well him being so wet just increased his corpse like physics and he was doing all sorts of poses
So in my psychology class today we were talking about sexual motivation, and my professor started talking about how men have a refractory period where men straight up cannot respond to sexual stimulation until the refractory period is over... and I couldn't stop thinking about König...
Like imagine him and Engel obviously can go for a few rounds one after the other but it makes me giggle to imagine König experiencing a refractory period for once in his life. He cums so much and so hard and he just can't get hard again like he usually can and he's freaked out by it.
I can picture it in my head, he's trying to initiate again but his body is not cooperating and he's just like "Engel my dick... it's broken..."
(PS IM SORRY IF THIS IS WEIRD I JUST ZONED OUT IN CLASS AND BAD THIS VISION JUST THOUGHT ID SHARE HSGEHWBVE)
Poor König, his confidence would suffer such a blow! Sad to say but his self esteem is mainly founded on his dick and guns (not solely but it’s a rough estimate of 80%) so Engel would have to console him a lot. I can imagine König going down in the dumps with fear and worry, what if this happens again? What if his dick is broken? Does this mean he's a loser?!
He's a bit thick in the skull, thinks the only things he can and is supposed to give a woman are his dick and money. If you could see inside his head you'd hear a chant of "breed and provide, breed and provide…"
Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]
Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.
Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.
After the incredibly messy royal divorce, the already small kingdom was split in two, and the Snowdin half needed a new captain of their order of knights. And who better than someone who towers over any crowd and can also out-yell anyone?
I need a loverboy. One who is insane though. Plans out in excruciating detail all the firsts (firsts dates first kisses first oral fem receiving), loves to gift roses and champagne, says I love you every ten minutes and always means it sincerely and with his whole heart. Takes everything incredibly seriously, cherishes every moment with his lover, would literally kill someone for hurting his little puppy and probably already has.
I've elected to ignore 430 & midoriya losing OFA for good, the ending did not do my favorites justice so I am pretending it didnt happen forever - only thing I'll accept is midoriya becoming a teacher