#wenclair incorrect quotes

[enidstan]

Enid: Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!

Wednesday: what the hell are you saying

[sqwirrl]

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?

Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.

[katherines-howard]

enid: wends, come over

wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body

enid: my mum isn't home

wednesday : i know

[dylan-hart]

wednesday: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible—

enid: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in her hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

wednesday: that one. that’s the one i want.

[queer-rose]

Bianca: What's going on?

Yoko: Wednesday thinks homophobic means 'Afraid of gay people'

Wednesday, standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with Enid: If I don't have a million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow I will kiss this woman on the mouth in front of your children

[kybee1497]

Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Wenclair

[vaniloqu3nce]

Enid, walking back to the dorm with her hand in Wednesday’s: So…if I said I adopted a cat, would you be mad at me?

Wednesday, staring curiously: I would’ve preferred you talked to me about it first so I can prepare, but I wouldn’t be mad.

Enid, opening the door: Oh ahaha, good.

Wednesday, staring: …Enid

Enid, innocently: Y…Yes?

Wednesday, deadpan: Why is there a tiger cub in our room.

Enid, stomping her foot: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BE MAD! AND HIS NAME IS STRIPE.

[illegal-lemur]

Enid, texting Wednesday: I'm a theif

Wednesday: Thief.

Enid: Theif

Wednesday: I before E except after C.

Enid: Thceif

Wednesday: NO

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath

Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*

Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-

[sqwirrl]

Enid, with her arms around Wednesday: Why does everyone think we’re a couple?

Wednesday, stroking her hair: I haven’t the slightest clue

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1

Enid: If i was sick, could i do this?!

Enid: *stares intensely at Wednesday*

Wednesday: What are you doing now.

Enid: ...cartwheels. Am i not doing them?

Wednesday, softly: No.

[katherines-howard]

enid: *walks up to wednesday frowning*

wednesday: what’s wrong?

enid: tyler called me dumb

*five minutes later*

wednesday, being held back by enid, xavier, and bianca, but frantically trying to break free to attack tyler: bitch come here.

tyler: i'm standing right here

wednesday: *pulls off shoe and throws it at him*

[dylan-hart]

wednesday: that’s absurd, barclay. enid and i don’t associate with ‘pet names’.

bianca: really? how do you say ‘my puppy’ in french?

wednesday: mon chiot.

enid: [across the room] yes, willa?

wednesday: …not a word, barclay.

[nighttimeebony]

Enid after Wednesday walks by: *blushing* *various dying noises*

Yoko: "Gay panic again?"

Enid: "It's really more like a gay heart attack at this point."

[caitlynscat]

Yoko: Just um- you know baby steps. Give her a light compliment. Like she looks pretty or you noticed that’s a new knife in her collection. Baby steps.

Enid: Got it.

Later that day in their room.

Wednesday: *rummaging through her bag* Hey Enid have you seen my st-

Enid: I’m so madly in love with you, Wednesday Addams it hurts truly. It hurts so much and I hate how it aches me and how you drive me absolutely nuts I can’t even stand the time we’re apart-

Later again that day back in Yoko’s room.

Yoko: What the fuck happened???

Enid:

Enid: I accidentally gave her my heart and soul in a 20 minute speech.

Yoko: Oh….. um. How’d she take it?

Enid: We’re getting married tomorrow