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dungeons-and-dictions · 8 months
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Remember the D&D warehouse joke? I made it the first session of my new campaign!
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Now the party is constantly touching walls just to make sure they aren’t squishy. All the time.
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every-bad-thing · 1 year
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You’re Very Good Real Estate
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(Ammodramus, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons) It happens every full moon. You begin to transform. Your flesh turns into wood, metal and stone. You grow many, many times your size. And your body stretches and warps until you achieve your final, horrid form: a house. Specifically, a split level ranch home, painted brown, 3 beds, 2 baths, open plan kitchen and a spacious master bedroom, with generous closets. Overall, very nice, except for some minor water damage in the ceiling. That is, if you were planning to live there, not be the actual house. Unfortunately, that's what you become.
When your transformation is complete, you tear through the night and terrorize the town, lost in an animistic haze. Every so often, as you rush this way and that, you turn to the moon and make a mournful howl, your front door flapping open in the night. You devour pets, livestock and other animals, eating them whole. Occasionally you do the same to an unlucky traveler, silently stalking them through the woods until, suddenly, you pounce on their fragile bodies and force them through your front door. Sometimes you're spotted by police, and they take out their guns and shoot, but the bullets don't really do much because, well, you're a house.
You can't help any of it. When the full moon rises, your mind becomes someone else, something else, and you lose all control. You become a predator, a monster in the night, a threat to both life and local property values. When the morning comes, you always wake up at the end of some cu-de-sac, sick to your stomach with only vague memories of what you did. Your body is always covered in bruises and cuts and, if the night went particularly horrific, blood. All you can do at that point is go home and try your best to not think about the carnage you wrecked.
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The rest of your time is spent in a desperate search for the mid-century brownstone that made you like this. You'd been wandering the moors on a clear, cold night, when it attacked you. You fought and struggled and barely got away alive. You tried to put the incident behind you, but the next full moon you discovered the terrible curse it left you. An old realtor, wise in the mystic lore of fixed property assets, explained that if you can destroy the house that did this to you, the enchantment will be lifted and your torment will end.
But that was years ago. You have searched far and wide, from cities to suburbs to exurbs to the distant country but there has been no sign of your foe. You tell people you're looking for a mid-century brownstone with a wide stoop and convenient rooftop access, but they all tell you that, in this market, such a thing will be very tough to find. They're right. You look through listing after listing, explore neighborhood after neighborhood, attend every open house you can, but you never find it. House hunting is hard enough as it is--when the home you're looking for can turn into a person, you find, it's pretty much impossible.
And so you increasingly resign yourself to life as a werehouse.
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( "Brownstone (red escape) - Manhattan, New York City" by Andreas Komodromos is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0. )
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housebean · 5 days
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maroclient20 · 6 months
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lastcaw-events · 7 months
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Hey all you wild critters out there! This is a message for our Vendors at the Were-House Art Market!
It's the end of August, we've sent the first batch of invoices! The second and final round of invoices should be sent out later this week. If you've been in contact with us about WH-AM, please check your emails.
We will be announcing our vendors on September 8th, so please try to have your invoice back before then.
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furrypowerurbandope · 8 months
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Aerocentro tiene más de 25 años siendo referencia en el desarrollo industrial de nuestro Estado
Te invitamos a conocer un poco más sobre nuestra trayectoria, ¡Somos Aerocentro Parque Industrial!
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tsumiki-miniwa · 1 year
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homosexuals when their werehouse bf transforms
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natjennie · 2 months
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"warehouse at 4am" bit my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!
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sonichedgeblog · 2 years
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The Werehouse' by Mr Scotsman In this 80's inspired arcade game, capture the rodents, then in the next turn become a werewolf & release them! #SAGE2022 @SAGExpo https://ift.tt/LY2NqsD
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telleroftime · 2 months
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How does one keep a character from sounding OOC when you throw them as far from the canon as you possibly can? Cause I have an idea for a no curse AU Ino Takuma fic and like... how do I keep him from sounding like just any other man?
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g1ngerbeer · 5 months
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episode 37 of 03 feels right up your alley tbh,,,, team mustang chaos
SDKGJDSKG is that the haunted warehouse one?? i keep telling myself i should watch it even if i never actually keep watching 2003
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tomatofarm · 3 months
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cannot stop thinking abt my dad's gay boss and my dad knowing + using the word twink (these are connected)
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housebean · 1 month
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minieggukie · 2 years
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Hello, re: the tags on your last post, can I ask why you need multiple copies of each of the photobooks? Not meaning to step on any toes, maybe you have a legitimate reason, but isn’t that a little unfair to people who can only afford one copy and then can’t get it because others are purchasing multiple copies for themselves? I have only been able to save enough for one photobook so I am just getting Jimin’s because he is my bias and it would really suck to not be able to get one because on top of the general difficulty due to millions of people trying to get their hands on these books, people are buying up multiple copies for themselves for whatever reason.
Because I'm a bts merch and jikook photocard collector and I worked hard to get the money to spend on whatever I want? 😩 This is not a 'limited' item like the artist merch, if you haven't noticed Jungkook and Namjoon's photobooks are still in stock and available on weverse shop ANYTIME you want to purchase so I don't really see what the problem is if people just want to buy more for themselves? I also buy extras and do giveaways on my twt merch account or I give them to my friends here, because I do a yearly photocard and merch exchange with my other collector friends.
And FYI will you say this same thing to the people buying Hyundai and Samsung and LV and the 400$ Proof Collector's Album? Tell them not to buy because it's unfair to others who can't afford and they will laugh at you 😩
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sonicfangamebot · 1 year
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The Werehouse' by Mr Scotsman (Original Demo) In this 80's inspired arcade game, capture the rodents, then in the next turn become a werewolf & release them! https://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/the-werehouse-sage-22.1443/
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