#what ?...

[ochablooms]

don't cry

[mxltifxnd0m]

(not my image; stole it off instagram; creds to the owners)

[telemna-hyelle]

In the annals of the kingdom of Burgaria, their ancient King stands out as a noble figure, wise and good, defending the nation with courage and righteousness.

But the Children of Donald tell a different tale, a tale of a thief in the night, stealing the very sustenance of the kingdom, their cherished heirloom recipes, and laughing in triumph as he departs.

Which version is true? Who can say? History is written by the victor, but there is no victor here, only endless war.

tl;dr i think the burger king and the hamburglar are the same person with vastly different cultural interpretations

[forever-blondie]

Debbie Harry photographed by Nan Goldin for Gucci Cruise 2025

[watchyourbuck]

HELLO ?????!!?!??!?!?!???

[spteez]

🐿️🇫🇷

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Ocean. In Turkey. OCEAN—

Rick. Weren't you a teacher???? Second graders know this omfg

[grunklefordpines]

Fruity Grunkle. Thats its

Would you mind rewording that for me?

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

As requested, a gif set of Vincent Price as Baka -

The Ten Commandments (1956)

[d4ndylionn]

Kinich the typa guy who, as his description says, has a knack for calculating the price of his work no matter the request, does not exclude you from that belief. But instead of money, when you ask him for a favor, hugs and kisses are his and your currency, it really depends on the degree of your request on how sane the sesh is…

[alexkittyandra]

so my sibling got me to watch smiling friends and I wonder

Pim was depressed/in shock/having a multiple day long existential crisis for long enough for Desmond to get his life back together and grow a full head of hair, so like... did they still do missions and stuff during that time?

anyway it can't be that easy to make people smile when one of the people working is... like this.

[cicadaland]

TELL MY WHY MY CLASSMATE JUST SUBMITTED SELFSHIP RPF WITH ANOTHER CLASSMATE IN THAT VERY SAME CLASS FOR THE CRITIQUE TOMORROW

[fantasieees]

there’s this thing that happens when i’m doing homework which is that my body is like okay well what if we weren’t doing homework??? and what if we were like reeeally horny??? what if that happened?? what would we do then huh??? what would happen if u were reeally horny right now??? and not able to concentrate???? huh?????????

[plantwriting]

Would you still love me if i was. Bird…

[headspace-hotel]

Do we just have no standards whatsoever about what things are worthwhile to talk about

[olivashko]

Sonadow gaynerations