#what a clown...

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[butyouaremymess]

Anthony being a clown 🤡 (once again)

[soranatus]

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[babieken]

Yeah Scott and Rem are the same person.

He had nothing to do with producing music but he's listed as producer on all (or almost all, there's 28 songs he's credited on) of Ian's music and Ian addressed it directly on a live stream the other day.

Scott also tweeted a weird non apology about that and blamed a random staff member but Ian said that he asked multiple times for it to be fixed and it never was.

THATS CRAZY FIDKXKKDKDKDKXKDK IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND

[chloesimaginationthings]

These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

[midydoof]

soulmate marks are out, shitty drunken back-alley tattoos you forget you've gotten like 20 years ago are so in.

[cactle]

POV: You’re watching the marineford live stream

[hehether]

Reverse! AU where most of them don't have no killing code, and Jason is a priest 🧍‍♂️

Vampire king Dick's dad was Edward Cullen Battinson trust me

[fern-prairie]

removing the dumbass stupid pirate clown on my feed

[dulcecatrina]

James Somerton’s Patreon is back. If you were supporting him, make sure to cancel before the end of the month or you will get charged.

There are nearly 3,000 subscribers on his page. It has been scrubbed of all posts, including his last “statements” about the situation, except for two unrelated ones.

He said he had done this so people would have a chance to cancel their pledge, but he has no post describing the plagiarism and why his patreon disappeared or is back.

If you were one of these nearly three thousand subscribers and if you no longer want to support James Somerton, plagiarist, monetarily cancel your pledge.

[megane-tapir]

[artist-rat]

return of the shenanigang! 🎪 no feature to let karlach win plushies at arcade games? shh it's canon anyways 💯🧸🧸 (wyll is being told bad puns to distract him from dribbles' fate. astarion has stolen back the entirety of their coin which they lost spinning the wheel too many times)

[corviiids]

got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale

[notacluedo]

Andrew has had the same conversation like five times

[bluerosefox]

Phantomish Rogues

Team Phantom get ripped from their home universe into the DCverse. With no money or real ID's in this world. Now thats a problem.

Another big problem is that Danny is badly injured and his core kinda put him into a deep cryo sleep. He needs to rest and gather ectoplasm.

Bigger problem Team Phantom have no clue how to get home because they don't know how to decode the Fenton Portal blue-prints, not even Jazz who at the time didn't pay attention to her parents portal work anymore by the time they finished it. The only one who does have an idea is Danny!

Biggest problem, they landed in a place called Gotham that seems to be overrun with actual villains and heroes? (vigilantes). And for some odd reason many of them seem to find them no matter where the Team goes to hide.

Until they can get their hands on a safe space, tech, and money, Team Phantom might have to go a bit Rogue/Villainous if they wanna keep Danny safe until he wakes up.